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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:51 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry Get decent amount of app matches and have been going on a date per week since January now. Sometimes will get some followup texting after but not a single second date yet. Tried changing up dates from dinners to just drinks and no change in results. FTGE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574592) |
Date: April 11th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy ceo mother are you making a move on the first date or not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574597) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:21 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry definitely missed a couple opportunities to close with a kiss or something but most times she didnt seem receptive to it so never bothered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574749) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: beady-eyed insanely creepy church genital piercing you have to grab them and kiss every single time regardless. thats what makes her receptive. otherwise don't even bother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574988) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:21 AM Author: nudist really tough guy this. even if it's a hail mary, at least you'll know where you stand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576389) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: indecent racy national Pretty much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47577331) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:53 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot state your norwood level, height and weight before we engage you further (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574599) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry idk the norwood levels but full head of hair. 5'9" and 160 lbs (i lift) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574746) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:27 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot as a twink you need major compensatory factors to do OK -- very handsome face, very rich, very funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574770) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: Exhilarant cordovan home philosopher-king define very rich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574826) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:42 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot depends on the types of chicks one goes for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574833) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry how is 160 lbs at 5'9 twink? healthy weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574922) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:32 AM Author: Iridescent Crackhouse (guy from 1938) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576302) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:11 PM Author: Effete embarrassed to the bone principal's office pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47578526) |
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Date: April 15th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry (amerifat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47584384) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:06 PM Author: tripping range avg woman weighs more than this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591716) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:51 PM Author: Pungent persian Throw on 20-30 more pounds of ATHLETIC muscle. Can’t be 5’9 and 160 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574861) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:18 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Indirect Expression Sanctuary 5'9"
How has no one commented on the obvious? Women see that he is 5'9" and they want nothing else to do with him. What else is there to say? |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 11:52 AM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry it's openly stated on my profiles. theyre still agreeing to go out with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47577199) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:08 PM Author: Drunken laughsome field incel free food lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47578520) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:11 PM Author: Effete embarrassed to the bone principal's office pozpig He is a twink so they all assume he is gay too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47578527) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry but i am gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47592757) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:54 PM Author: harsh fragrant useless brakes Hey at least you’re trying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574602) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:54 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot (hands OP participation trophy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574605) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:55 PM Author: lascivious queen of the night generalized bond dating apps killed dating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574614) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: harsh fragrant useless brakes This is retarded flame most marriages are from people who met on dating apps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574624) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:12 PM Author: Gay Lodge you say that like it's a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575227) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:37 PM Author: harsh fragrant useless brakes no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575286) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 7:57 PM Author: rough-skinned cerise multi-billionaire stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575526) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:21 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry lol tbf i wouldnt be going on any dates at all without apps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574750) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 7:53 PM Author: Idiotic metal ticket booth mad cow disease tbf if dating apps didn't exist you'd do fine. people don't meet irl because dating apps filled that role. if they didn't exist it would be a chill 90s singles bar thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575513) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:31 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry im terrible at making small talk in bar settings lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575849) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: Idiotic metal ticket booth mad cow disease only because it's uncommon. people are less receptive to it and less familiar with it because of screens and dating apps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47577230) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:25 PM Author: Drunken laughsome field incel NB that all of these sluts have had late night drilling sessions in the time since you met them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574761) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 2:04 AM Author: aromatic meetinghouse dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576336) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party I'm telling you man these apps are hell. I've been doing relatively "well" recently and it still sucks balls.
- MD chick I have matched with multiple times in the past matched again, she sort of chided me with "you are still on here???" Expected her to be a bitch, we went out and we got along really well. Laughed a ton etc, really cool chick. Went out two more times and then she left town for a week. Were supposed to go out the day before she left on an outdoor walk thing but it was raining so she canceled. Over the week I texted a few times but she seemed like she could not give a shit. Every time I was the last one to text with like a question she didn't respond to. I gave up. Just a lack of interest fizzle out that started out really well. - went out with another chick, total alcoholic, she took me home, had really shitty sex and the worst handjob I have ever had in my life (she was literally punching my balls while doing it, jiggling my dick at the base at 1000rpm - just abysmal and painful). Texted the next day, nothing. Texted two days later, she responded once but nothing. Randomly ran into her at a local restaurant, she was with two male co workers. She came over and sat with me. She took me home again that night, she was wasted as fuck. Haven't heard from her since. I totally got P&D'd |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:01 PM Author: Yapping chestnut affirmative action Bro how did we not get a thread about the second chick that you actually banged? That's your first lay in years lol. Well it's your shtick's first lay in years I should say (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574908) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:22 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party its actually not but yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574982) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574910) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:03 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry well at least youre getting some action for your time and trouble. i have another date coming up this weekend and just hoping for a nice hug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47574912) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party all of the old traits of a "good date" where you are pretty sure you can tell if it went well or not are completely out the window these days.
I've had so many dates where we laughed the whole time, did the whole "OMG, you too??!!" wonderment, made out for an hour, gone home with them and hooked up, etc etc and they ghost you after. Just brutal. Most of my dates go pretty well too, despite the horror stories I detail here. |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:31 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry i guess i just have an unappealing personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575014) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party I figure the same too. Even some of the chicks who ghosted me tell me that i have a great personality. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575225) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:25 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry if i cant get a meaningful second date by the summer can i come visit you? we can figure this out together with another XO Chad to provide guidance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575839) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:25 AM Author: appetizing glassy forum I already extended the offer to doodikoff that if flown out to his city l, I would cover my own hotels while there and give him an appslut crash course including surreptitiously observing his dates and offering feedback. And my wife was also willing to observe, although her willingness to travel has likely changed due to birthing a new chile for me. He did not take me up on this offer and predictably continues to fail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576393) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:34 AM Author: Iridescent Crackhouse oof (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576303) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 2:07 AM Author: aromatic meetinghouse dragon No shit. Your a pumo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576339) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 7:03 PM Author: appetizing glassy forum They only ghost after the hookup if they didn't like the sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575369) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 7:52 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party the sex was objectively terrible. Like almost not worth the effort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575510) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:33 PM Author: appetizing glassy forum Most of the time that's the guys fault. The only way it can really be the girl's fault is if she is fat, has a loose pussy, a nasty pussy, dry pussy, or she can't take your dick without complaining. Otherwise, if the hole is within spec, you can take control of the situation and make the sex decent even if the girl sucks. For example, why would you let some whore give you an uncomfortable blowjob? As soon as it becomes clear she doesn't know wtf she is doing, take control and flip her over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575851) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:24 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party She managed to cum twice. Made me wear a condom and I can never finish wearing one. She did some weird stuff too. I basically couldn't feel it. Totally worthless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47575994) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:24 AM Author: appetizing glassy forum I wouldn't consider it "sex" if your penis did not actually touch her vagina. You basically acted as a human dildo for her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576299) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:34 AM Author: Iridescent Crackhouse describe the weird stuff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576305) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 12:30 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry Just had another seemingly great first date. Texted me the next day saying she doesn't see the point in talking anymore since "we don't have much in common." LJL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587248) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:16 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party welcome to the club my man. I've gotten so many of those texts from girls i had fun with, and more that just ghosted me altogether (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587313) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:32 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry It sucks but it is kind of 180 for her to give me the courtesy of not ghosting. Amazing how any woman can be single for more than 1-2 months with how low the bar is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587360) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:52 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party yeah at least she gave you that courtesy. At least she had a little class and modesty. Most do not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587441) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:17 PM Author: electric avocado coldplay fan round eye How come you never tried to bang the MD chick? It sounds like she was expecting you to escalate. Women don't want to go on a dozen dates with a guy who never tries to smash. If I'm doing really well I want to fuck them. She probably thought you weren't interested because you kept trying to talk to her and weren't trying to nut in her. Why did you slow play this sm? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591743) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:06 PM Author: Yapping chestnut affirmative action In all seriousness though if you aren't raping these chicks after your "dates" you're just wasting your time
The only reason why women go out on "dates" with random guys is to either get raped for fun or get a free meal |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 2:09 AM Author: aromatic meetinghouse dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576342) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:09 PM Author: Drunken laughsome field incel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47578523) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: rough-skinned cerise multi-billionaire stead apps are demonic
you are goign to seriously fuck up your life with the chicks on there not flame |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:46 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576174) |
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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:47 PM Author: rough-skinned cerise multi-billionaire stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576176) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 2:10 AM Author: aromatic meetinghouse dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576345) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 3:27 AM Author: appetizing glassy forum Can the app chicks really be attributed as a but-for cause of your life state? You don't last long enough for any of them to have a meaningful impact on your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47576395) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry i dont really have any other way of meeting women. not good in bar settings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47577198) |
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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:34 PM Author: Gay Lodge If you aren’t “good” in bar settings then you won’t ever be good with women anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47578568) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 5:08 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry i'm starting to realize as much. oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587974) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:42 PM Author: diverse wagecucks Brutal and not discussed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47590948) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Bistre dashing school cafeteria how old are you and what age are the women youre dating. this matters a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587301) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry i'm 29. dates are all between 23-30. median age is probably 27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587362) |
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Date: April 16th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Bistre dashing school cafeteria dating is close to worthless by the time youre going out on first dates with 27yos. stick to the younger ones if you can and if you dont immediately hit it off, then bail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47587368) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:37 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party OP - I had a legit hottie hinge match from last week who has places in a small town in GA where she is from and in Atlanta (near where I live). When we matched she was headed to Atlanta to catch a flight to Turks and Caicos where she has a condo. We were supposed to go out last night when she got back, set that plan on Thursday last week on the telephone. I texted her daily while she was there, including yesterday morning when I asked "what time are you headed back to town" and no response until 5pm
At like 5pm she texts me that she was about to board her plane (I thought we had dinner plans? she never told me when she was flying back), but then tries to gaslight me that she would have gotten an earlier flight that day but he "hadn't heard from me" (I texted her no less than 10 times since Saturday up through and including yesterday morning). I then ask if she wants to get drinks when she gets into town, she sends me some unintelligible response and I never hear from her again. She is apparently going to her small town this morning and won't be back here for two weeks. I turned down plans last night for dinner with a friend group because of this idiot.
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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:04 PM Author: appetizing glassy forum Bro, why are you wasting time with "hot" chicks who own international properties? They clearly aren't going to value what you have to offer much. Your target is something like a plain and homely good-natured schoolteacher who is subjectively attractive to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591712) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:00 PM Author: Drunken laughsome field incel lol @ him texting her daily while she was gone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591814) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:15 PM Author: Maroon Stirring Reading Party I mean she texted me too during that time dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591844) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 10:19 AM Author: Vibrant twinkling uncleanness faggotry seems like she was also entertaining a plan A guy, with you as the plan B. tbh i've done similar with app matches when a more promising option comes along. perhaps my woes are deserved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47592759) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: appetizing glassy forum It's better to just give everyone a sincere chance. Sometimes the "more promising" option is pure trash and the "less promising" option exceeds expectations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47593907) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:14 PM Author: electric avocado coldplay fan round eye "I met my wife on Instagram. I just messaged a hot model and said you're hot. We went out and got married soon after." - Rob Dyrdek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516331&forum_id=2#47591736) |