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🚨 🚨 🚨TSINAH hearing @9:00AM EST 4/29/2024 🚨 🚨 🚨

Discover. If you know how to find it, you know
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
another one???
180 business firm
  04/11/24
Yes, they're continuing the summary judgment thing. Not sur...
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
seems like everything in these shit courts drags out forever...
180 business firm
  04/11/24
Later in the thread he changed the flame and claimed he was ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
wow
Drunken pit
  04/11/24
he implied that was discover, but got called out pretty quic...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/11/24
wow!!
Drunken pit
  04/11/24
very useful summary, ty
180 business firm
  04/11/24
i think tsinah implied or said it was from one of his LL/T o...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/11/24
TSINAH is a stupid bitch and every post is flame concocted t...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/11/24
i really like it here
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/11/24
all I said was "it pays to discover!" -- and it do...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
you're gonna end up paying Discover, it's legal fees, if you...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/11/24
real talk
Motley Twisted Market
  04/11/24
LJL
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
one of these companies is gonna humble your fat fucking ass ...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/11/24
kind of like how Officers Carianne Larissa Noga and Ryan Jac...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
you mean on the plaintiff's motion to compel, i.e., the one ...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
wow!!!
Drunken pit
  04/11/24
wow!!
Motley Twisted Market
  04/11/24
wow!!!!!!!
Drunken pit
  04/11/24
TSINAH, I have to say, you really need to stop with this.
180 business firm
  04/11/24
"pertaining to Plaintiffs’ Motions To Compel, Con...
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
the motion for summary judgment was already heard & deni...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
Well ZZZ drafted this notice. Why the fuck did he put in th...
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
hello? where are we at on this? also, why was a new hearing ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/12/24
This is exclusively to commemorate the five-fig settlement o...
frisky pozpig
  04/11/24
πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ Party in the Courtroom πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
180 business firm
  04/11/24
...
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/15/24
judge wants to apologize for being rude to zzz last time and...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/11/24
...
frisky pozpig
  04/11/24
πŸ™Ž‍♀️. πŸ”ŠπŸ‘Š πŸ™‡
180 business firm
  04/11/24
pretty obvious she went to a staTTTe law school and is jealo...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/11/24
to those who aren't in the know, this was literally candyrid...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/11/24
time for Candy Ride to post evidence of this great LSAT scor...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/11/24
he went to uchicago so it's probably true. and he often brin...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/11/24
judging from his linkedin profile, he is also a cartoon
Motley Twisted Market
  04/11/24
...
turquoise patrolman
  04/11/24
...
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/29/24
that was for a different case my man btw it pays to disco...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/11/24
Damn, that's a relief. I looked over you guys' complaint an...
frisky pozpig
  04/11/24
...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/12/24
...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/12/24
sounds like they're not gonna pay because they Discovered yo...
180 business firm
  04/11/24
is discover just a way to embarass your enemy? also is it ex...
Vigorous free-loading gas station
  04/12/24
...
contagious arrogant space
  04/12/24
...
Trip slate set
  04/12/24
why was the hearing originally scheduled to hear a "mot...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/12/24
Christ I didn't even bother to look at the first notice. In...
turquoise patrolman
  04/12/24
yeah. i am the last person to mock nitpicky errors. i freque...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/12/24
Shitlaw discovery just hit the docket. LJL @ TSINAH making ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/15/24
they're requesting he admit he's a member of the bar. how co...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/15/24
would they ask because it's relevant to him taking out a bar...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/15/24
i don't think that's so, after all you still owe if you fail...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/15/24
I was thinking they're setting up to argue TSINAH perjured h...
turquoise patrolman
  04/15/24
banks fuck shit like this all the time. it's not like discov...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/15/24
These (((banks))) are all scum. I have never done business w...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/15/24
i said at the outset i am all for fucking over the banks, ev...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/15/24
Don't worry, my career will be fine. Whatever they're kvetch...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/15/24
well i hope whatever dry powder you're sitting on is a doozy...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/15/24
Would be 180 if someone sent this thread to Discover and it ...
black excitant corner
  04/16/24
So they bought the loan off the bank you did do business wit...
turquoise patrolman
  04/16/24
REQUEST NO. 20: Admit that you poast on a racist chatbort fo...
jet resort wagecucks
  04/15/24
YNY!
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/15/24
...
vivacious friendly grandma school
  04/15/24
wonder what lie he'll fabricate out of thin air after this u...
bull headed impertinent degenerate
  04/15/24
This thread is for grown ups, pauper
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/15/24
the content is off the charts
Motley Twisted Market
  04/15/24
yes TSINAH provides tons of CONtent
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/16/24
New shitpaper, they're subpoenaing Bank of America for TSINA...
turquoise patrolman
  04/16/24
lmao. interesting that DISCOVER is going so hard after DISCO...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/16/24
they take their tagline - IT PAYS TO DISCOVER - very serious...
180 business firm
  04/16/24
i swear to god i don't see how some of the shit that happens...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/16/24
It really is a window into what shitlaw is actually like. I...
turquoise patrolman
  04/16/24
i worked in insurance defense for a few months at the start ...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/16/24
this is more like an insight into what dealing with pro se l...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/17/24
I assume ZZZ gets nuisance change often enough to make this ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/17/24
according to his webpage, he has served over 2.4 million sat...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/17/24
it says he's has 211 clients and recovered 2.5m, which is ab...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/17/24
180. zzz can u confirm
Motley Twisted Market
  04/17/24
LOL still, all this effort for 1k? doesn't seem worth t...
180 business firm
  04/17/24
tsinah owes discover money though. i doubt they are going to...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/17/24
lmao zzz just filed a protective order asking the court to n...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/26/24
Dude, their shitlawyers filed a motion for summary judgment ...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/26/24
bro, yes they do. i hope you are trolling. the judge literal...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/26/24
Discover shot their shot, bro. You come at the LAW KING, yo...
Odious Box Office
  04/27/24
Woah, I believe if you examined the dockets of every civil s...
turquoise patrolman
  04/26/24
when the judge told defendant to "she expects she'll be...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/26/24
I felt like it was implied, because it's audacious enough to...
turquoise patrolman
  04/26/24
i'm just surprised zzz hasn't filed his msj containing only ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/26/24
"They don't get to continue the hearing to supplant the...
Mind-boggling stead ladyboy
  04/27/24
“supplant”
frisky pozpig
  04/27/24
LMFAO! exhibits are Exhibit A Exhibit "A"...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/26/24
I thought this was flame. It's not. TSINAH, why are you ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/27/24
there's truth to the idea that stupid mistakes make you skep...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/27/24
maybe zzz is playing 4D chess and setting discover up for ci...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/27/24
180 180 (1) 18000
Dead Racy Parlour
  04/27/24
He stopped the “Exhibit A at Bates0006” conventi...
frisky pozpig
  04/27/24
...
wine filthy old irish cottage
  04/29/24
just read this subthread. this shit is absolutely hilarious...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/27/24
...
wine filthy old irish cottage
  04/29/24
LOL. TSINAH is about to get butt fucked with discover's atto...
Mind-boggling stead ladyboy
  04/27/24
“Add it to my bill,” TSINAH sneered condescendin...
frisky pozpig
  04/27/24
No chance at all of Discover getting attorney fees. Get rea...
Odious Box Office
  04/27/24
Doesn’t happen often, but I could see it here. The arg...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/27/24
discover won't seek attorneys fees because the juice isn't w...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/27/24
This will be the landlord case all over again. He'll withdr...
turquoise patrolman
  04/27/24
I wish I could watch this and post about it, but I’ve ...
frisky pozpig
  04/27/24
...
turquoise patrolman
  04/27/24
...
Boyish Locus
  04/27/24
...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/27/24
...
bull headed impertinent degenerate
  04/29/24
LOL @ this fat loser
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/27/24
I should have bumped this sooner. Watch party in the morning...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
Getting a second bite at the apple with an MSJ without full ...
Thirsty national
  04/29/24
πŸ™ƒ
Motley Twisted Market
  04/29/24
to preserve this issue for appeal he's going to have to obje...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
I'll be in the bunker for this, but giving TSINAH and ZZZ my...
Dead Racy Parlour
  04/29/24
Can someone post viewing instructions? Will be dialing in f...
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
emailed you, don't want to poast potentially outing or whate...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Bro has lots of cases in this jurisdiction
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
every one was resolved in tsinah's favor for 5 figures minim...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Are you using the WebEx associated with the judge for this h...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
i'm in the waiting rooms for the judge associated with the h...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Wheels within wheels, it was a fake notice of hearing to dis...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
he did have to immediately file an amended notice of hearing...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
Damn. I set up an alarm for early this morning for nothing. ...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
(west coast mo)
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
i wish candy ride was here to provide some guidance for us. ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
link to livestream
bull headed impertinent degenerate
  04/29/24
This bort in general and TSINAH in particular are your whole...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
i'm sure you've found your friend's info on the docket? but ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
my week is ruined
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
There are 19 people waiting in the lobby. Is that really al...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
which lobby, original judge or '46orange' ?
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
i'm in both and haven't been admitted
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
did you notify the host? :)
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
FYI I’m joining as Rick Panama so please use something...
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
someone as well versed in trademarks should know better. jus...
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
Good idea, just a sec, and ask her not to start without me. ...
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
EDIT: Figured out 46orange. Hmmmmm... what is with those ex...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
shitlaw courts are always running behind, even when it's the...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
wait, so no hearing today?
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
According to the calendar, there is a hearing. But it is loo...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
What the fuck is going on with the ex parte hearings yesterd...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
they just pretty much do whatever they want
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
WE'RE IN BOYS. But it's some other case first.
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
can ZZZ request a change of venue because he keeps getting e...
bronze supple philosopher-king station
  04/29/24
The sad thing about modern technology is that one can be emb...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
Some shit courts still don't have online.
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
wouldn't a competent attorney welcome this notoriety? i've n...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Shitlawyers always making excuses to avoid trial
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
https://imgur.com/S5d9El2
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
...
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
180
curious ruby shitlib
  04/29/24
...
Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut
  04/29/24
180 billion Rick Panama was there too?
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/29/24
HOLY SHIT WE'RE IN! discover counsel is in the room. i be...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Who is discover’s counsel
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
last name rhymes with a very popular crypto currency on this...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
So his name is Saul Soolberry?
marvelous multi-billionaire
  04/29/24
it's also her stripper name
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/29/24
This is the epic battle of ZZZ v. SS. Alas SS's middle init...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
What room? There still seems to be nobody in 96orange. And d...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
i don't think the number in the waiting room works, everyone...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Groveling with the judge so you can maybe go to your father'...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
judge is in a fucking MOOD this morning. zzz is peppering an...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
I never realized how comparatively chill federal court is
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
wait til you get an unqualified AA admit judge...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
...
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
"Celebration of life"
electric place of business
  04/29/24
So no continuance no matter what? Suck if some other attorne...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
it's a 6yr old case, my man
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
lawyers are scum and make up all sorts of excuses. if his fa...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
please someone record this and post it here
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
That’s a VIOLATION of Florida Law (zzz)
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
I am directing my agents itt to violate Florida law
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
I like this judge.
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
looks like a milf porn star
french transparent corn cake stage
  04/29/24
Corey Chase is her twin sister
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/29/24
because the judge is being tough? i'm not watching
Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut
  04/29/24
she's not taking ANY shit. she's an IRL judge judy.
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
haha tytyt
Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut
  04/29/24
only saw the screencap but she looks kinda cute
marvelous multi-billionaire
  04/29/24
You can hear the unmitigated RAGE in this woman's voice. The...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
standard plaintiff shitlaw shenanigans of getting everyone b...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
This sounds 10x worse than I've ever seen. Must be what happ...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
this is why more courts are moving toward that. litigation i...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
lol that they can agree on 80% of this once there's an adult...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
think of how many hours of shitlaw squabbling has to happen ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
fucking male plaintiff getting dunked on by female defendant...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
whoops. this is an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY courtroom. defendant ge...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Some real scholarship on state shitlaw discovery disputes. ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
...
bronze supple philosopher-king station
  04/29/24
Jfc shitlawyers. Have some self reapect
frisky pozpig
  04/29/24
(worm)
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
You need to answer or object but you can't do both!!! Thi...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
every day I wake up and thank God that I am alive, I am heal...
marvelous multi-billionaire
  04/29/24
Florida looks so fucking miserable to practice in.
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
this judge is doing work though. you need someone like that ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, there's a difference between a slip & ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
Post-incident hot sauce tp
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Ten Years of HVAC Invoices tp
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
you asked for a copy of ANY REPAIR INVOICE! you didn't ask f...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
It's limited to leaaaaaaaaking!
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
my god the distinction between SERVICE RECORDS and REPAIR IN...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Christ I hope that TSINAH v. Discover goes on long enough to...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
zzz must be peppering angus real hard rn. btw where is c...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
HaHaHa
Hot misunderstood dilemma
  04/29/24
lol the judge has a good point. How the fuck did this guy r...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
YESSSSSSSS HERE WE GO. But we don't get ZZZ, it's a stringe...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
SCALES OF JUSTICE
contagious arrogant space
  04/29/24
Real 'wholesome chungus' on TSINAH'S behalf, as Gunner's peo...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
Discover waived their objections by being LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
the absolute majesty
bronze supple philosopher-king station
  04/29/24
holy fuck, discover may actually be caught in the web. this ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Looks like she didn't document this by email :( :( :(.
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
also zzz's opposition to motion to compel didn't say anythin...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
WAIT A SECOND.
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
A SCRIVENER'S ERROR
electric place of business
  04/29/24
HOLY SHIT, zzz's substitute is so poorly informed he confuse...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
i love how he's hammering on "WE NEED TO MOVE THIS CASE...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Yeah, that "WE NEED TO MOVE THIS CASE FORWARD" onc...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
If I was this judge I would be furious. Both lawyers showed...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
SS shut up and get out of this hearing lmao
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
"I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM ZZZ," lmao
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
TSINAH prevails. Libs fuming.
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
A win for the GREAT BOARDT. ALL HAIL TSINAH!
obsidian jet-lagged university bbw
  04/29/24
*Gunner slams laptop shut, chucks across the room*
Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad
  04/29/24
i've always been on tsinah's side re: fucking over finance c...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/29/24
SS fucked up bad by being late with discovery (if that is in...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
it's so unfair. court mentioned last time getting new info f...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
The key sentence creating so much confusion is "However...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
i feel so bad for ss. she probably wasn't taking this too se...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
She also fucked up by not just shutting up. Court was done ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
cr. this is literally "THE WEB." just spam a hu...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
honestly, this doesn't sound too far off from BIGLAW plainti...
180 business firm
  04/29/24
yeah, the key difference here is that in biglaw bullshit it'...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
it's like jarndyce v. jarndyce
Motley Twisted Market
  04/29/24
Today we learned the it does, in fact, pay to Discover
domesticated stain pervert
  04/29/24
poor ss thought she was dealing with trivial nuisance shitig...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
so where do things stand now?
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
no ruling. now zzz and discover will have to hash it out ove...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
"now zzz and discover will have to hash it out over whe...
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
Barring SS digging up an email that the discovery deadline w...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
"This hearing turned into hinging entirely on when the ...
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
...
Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut
  04/29/24
Double malpractice per se
Histrionic shaky jew
  04/30/24
one weird trick: you can't intentionally mislead the court i...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
welcome to shitlaw my friend
lascivious fishy location
  04/29/24
...
Dead Racy Parlour
  04/29/24
...
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
Sounds like this hearing went tsinah's way. Very happy for h...
heady doobsian range
  04/29/24
how often do lawyers just half-ass it in Florida courts?
concupiscible anal quadroon giraffe
  04/29/24
tbf this is a frivolous matter over a small debt so i can't ...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
So this case has just become a matter of which side can fuck...
180 business firm
  04/29/24
a shitlaw tale as old as time
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
the absurdity of all of this is breathtaking. 20 lawyers on...
180 business firm
  04/29/24
a bunch of biglawyers billing their clients when they're act...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Fucking CR. The amount of time XO has spent reading the pap...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
i blocked my schedule until 11am today specifically for this...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
You're beaming
domesticated stain pervert
  04/29/24
...
Hilarious tanning salon dog poop
  04/29/24
Some things are priceless.
cyan center faggot firefighter
  04/29/24
...
Dead Racy Parlour
  04/29/24
I really like it here.
Boyish Locus
  04/29/24
Your marriage is on the path to divorce now
Histrionic shaky jew
  04/30/24
...
heady doobsian range
  04/29/24
just looked at discover's response. so they filed their disc...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
It's lulzy he took that long to click the link, but I don't ...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
what a bunch of horse shit also, why didn't they even get...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
I can kind of diagnose the dysfunction having now dialed int...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
maybe zzz is doing competent lawfare. notice a hearing you k...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
Death by a thousand cuts ie Monday morning 9am hearings with...
domesticated stain pervert
  04/29/24
HOLY FUCK, imagine all the manpower hours between shitlawyer...
Drunken pit
  04/29/24
he's a job creator, what are you doing for this country?
wine filthy old irish cottage
  04/29/24
Is the takeaway that guneratttt got btfo and is done here?
Odious Box Office
  04/29/24
No. The takeaway is that TSINAH is a deadbeat. And his lawye...
Hot misunderstood dilemma
  04/29/24
that's been the takeaway for about 10 years
Drunken pit
  04/29/24
TSINAH was really only exposed as a deadbeat when he inexpli...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
takeaway is gunneratttt got btfo & zzz is a competent at...
Glittery Rose Mother
  04/29/24
bro i want you to win but I'd rather you be represented by c...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/29/24
It's not entirely clear what happened here, as discussed abo...
turquoise patrolman
  04/29/24
Maybe the pleadings were AI generated. High return on invest...
pale generalized bond library
  04/29/24
one thing AI is really great at is avoiding typographical an...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/30/24
...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/30/24
He just doesn't "get" shitlaw.
Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad
  04/29/24
no the takeaway is that TSINAH is a fucking deadend loser wh...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  05/01/24
Gunneratt is oddly obsessed with ZZZ
Thirsty national
  04/29/24
you are oddly supportive
Drunken pit
  04/29/24
...
Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad
  04/29/24
it's just very funny
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/30/24
Is it any weirder than being obsessed with the LA Lakers or ...
Boyish Locus
  05/01/24
fucking pathetic that this fat cunt is still doing this shit...
Red Nofapping Principal's Office
  04/30/24
It's awesome, SEETHE
Erotic arousing partner milk
  04/30/24
hell yeah it is. i hope he never stops. he has like 7 active...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/30/24
And he'll get out of them all and you'll be so mad
Erotic arousing partner milk
  04/30/24
i like tsinah. won't be mad at all. the shitlaw hijinks are ...
Motley Twisted Market
  04/30/24
...
internet-worthy effete newt
  04/30/24
lulzy thread. Ty to everyone involved, would read again.
bearded theater
  04/30/24
...
zurich is stained (but it\'s not my fault)
  05/05/24
...
FizzKidd
  05/05/24


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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:44 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Discover. If you know how to find it, you know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574841)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: 180 business firm

another one???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574850)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Yes, they're continuing the summary judgment thing. Not sure why. Possibly there's other papers that have been filed with the court but haven't hit the docket yet, the state system at work here is pretty SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574855)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: 180 business firm

seems like everything in these shit courts drags out forever. almost like the judges do it intentionally to encourage the two sides to settle their bullshit without court supervision.

but I also thought TSINAH was bragging about getting a 5 figure check in the Discover action so I assumed there was a settlement for nuisance value.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574859)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Later in the thread he changed the flame and claimed he was just now getting paid for a case that settled months ago. TSINAH never backs down, he just changes his story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574870)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Drunken pit

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574880)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

he implied that was discover, but got called out pretty quickly bc it's impossible for him to have gotten a check out of that so quickly. he then said it was from a dentist case, but SP pointed out that that case was dismissed a year ago and wondered aloud how it could have taken so long for the check to arrive.

it's entirely possible there was no settlement, but who knows.

if this hearing is related to the discover case, then ZZZ is probably in for a healthy buttfucking. based on what i know about the case (which i read in the thread about the first hearing), the court didn't grand summary judgment but told discover that she would do so if they could prove that TSINAH made a payment within the SOL period for debt collection. my guess is that they have supplemented their MSJ with that evidence and asked for another hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574879)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Drunken pit

wow!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574882)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: 180 business firm

very useful summary, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574889)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i think tsinah implied or said it was from one of his LL/T ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574913)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

TSINAH is a stupid bitch and every post is flame concocted to try to get as much attention for himself as possible on a racist Web 1.0 shithole message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574932)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574961)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

all I said was "it pays to discover!" -- and it does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574939)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

you're gonna end up paying Discover, it's legal fees, if you don't cut the shit bitch boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574942)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

real talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574968)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574976)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

one of these companies is gonna humble your fat fucking ass and ur gonna be threading about it in despair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574983)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

kind of like how Officers Carianne Larissa Noga and Ryan Jackson humbled you?

https://i.imgur.com/6MjD96z.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575023)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

you mean on the plaintiff's motion to compel, i.e., the one we filed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574872)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Drunken pit

wow!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574884)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

wow!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574885)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Drunken pit

wow!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574887)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: 180 business firm

TSINAH, I have to say, you really need to stop with this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574890)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

"pertaining to Plaintiffs’ Motions To Compel, Continue The Hearing On The Motion For Summary Judgment And For Attorneys’ Fees"

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575054)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

the motion for summary judgment was already heard & denied...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575141)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Well ZZZ drafted this notice. Why the fuck did he put in that this hearing was to continue the hearing on the motion for summary judgment if it's not actually about that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575184)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:22 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

hello? where are we at on this? also, why was a new hearing on a dispositive motion scheduled so quickly after the last one? doesn't this usually happen when there is only one small issue that needs to be addressed that can be done quickly? but i thought the matter was "decided"? very confusing, could use some guidance here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576580)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

This is exclusively to commemorate the five-fig settlement on the record hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574900)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: 180 business firm

πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰ Party in the Courtroom πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574902)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 7:06 PM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585884)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

judge wants to apologize for being rude to zzz last time and admit her anger was an emotional reaction to him being so much smarter than her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574907)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: frisky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574911)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: 180 business firm

πŸ™Ž‍♀️. πŸ”ŠπŸ‘Š πŸ™‡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574914)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

pretty obvious she went to a staTTTe law school and is jealous of ZZZ's LSAT score and law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574917)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

to those who aren't in the know, this was literally candyride/zzz's actual reaction here when people were discussing his bench slap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574926)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

time for Candy Ride to post evidence of this great LSAT score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574935)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

he went to uchicago so it's probably true. and he often brings up LSATs to "win" an argument, which is something retards do when they are retarded and have nothing to show but standardized test score from a decade ago.

my theory is that he's like an incredibly autistic rainman-like idiot savant. either that or he got very lucky or had some cognitive injury. i mean, it's beyond dispute he's retarded and one of the dumbest poasters here. getting a 180 wouldn't change that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574952)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

judging from his linkedin profile, he is also a cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47574973)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575055)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617790)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

that was for a different case my man

btw it pays to discover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575031)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

Damn, that's a relief. I looked over you guys' complaint and was like, wtf they should be able to wring at least low six figs out of this, easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575600)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 7:02 AM
Author: Motley Twisted Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576496)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 7:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576506)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: 180 business firm

sounds like they're not gonna pay because they Discovered your payment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47575621)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 7:04 AM
Author: Vigorous free-loading gas station

is discover just a way to embarass your enemy? also is it expensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576500)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576512)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 7:45 AM
Author: Trip slate set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576526)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

why was the hearing originally scheduled to hear a "motion to compel" but was amended 6 hours later for "Plaintiffs’ Motions To Compel, Continue The Hearing On The Motion For Summary Judgment And For Attorneys’ Fees"

also why are the apostrophes after plaintiffs and attorneys? are their multiple plaintiffs? multiple attorneys? jfc zzz you are dumb as a fucking rock lmao. can't even use proper punctuation in a one page proposed order. wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47576586)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:26 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Christ I didn't even bother to look at the first notice. In addition to those points, ZZZ also fucked up the first time and said the hearing was "pertaining to Defendant’s Motion to Compel." At least on the second try he correctly identified who filed a motion to compel.

It's easy to mock the biglaw faggotry culture of perfectionism, but this is why. These simple mistakes make ZZZ look even more preposterous than this cause of action already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47577373)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

yeah. i am the last person to mock nitpicky errors. i frequently fuck up homophones when i'm not paying attention here.

but when you're submitting a one page proposed order fucking up shit like that does just make you look like an idiot. and for good reason. candy ride/zzz is also getting mocked here about it. at the very least i'd do a quick once over to avoid being teased here. that this short, simple thing contained several errors is likely because of stupidity, not lack of care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47577383)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 3:34 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Shitlaw discovery just hit the docket. LJL @ TSINAH making them go through the exercise of making him produce his bank statements. I bet you that BoA account shows the payment that "wasn't" made. Plus there's phone calls I'm praying are played into evidence.

REQUEST NO. 18: Admit that you spoke with a Discover representative regarding the Account on or about May 8, 2020 via telephone.

REQUEST NO. 19: Admit that you spoke with a Discover representative regarding the Account on or about August 31, 2020 via telephone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585283)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

they're requesting he admit he's a member of the bar. how could that be relevant to the litigation if they're not going to go after him for sanctions? or some other sort of penalty related to being licensed?

tsinah, i remember during your eviction ordeal i warned you about doing this type of shit while you were seeking to be admitted in another state. i assume you admission remains pending in part because of this stuff. i don't bear you any malice and i'm not bringing this up to embarrass you -- but you really need to reconsider the path you're on if you plan to continue practicing law. i've volunteered in my state's disciplinary system and this type of stuff is taken very seriously. it's really hard to get disbarred but it's really easy to run into problems getting admitted. considering you're already a licensed attorney and getting admitted into a new state is typically a lay-up, the fact it isn't happened yet (i assume) is very concerning. continuing to press with litigation like this is very dangerous. if you do seek to get admitted they will look for evidence of rehabilitation, so the longer you press it the longer you'll likely be waiting.

i can't imagine you actually think that this has merit. and personally i support fucking over finance companies with vexatious litigation. but not at the risk to your reputation and career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585350)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

would they ask because it's relevant to him taking out a bar loan? i don't really think so but who knows.

i doubt DISCOVER would bother trying to fuck with his license. this is some shitcase and they will probably just deal with it and move on. although who knows whether ZZZ has engaged in RT-esque tactics that have enraged discover's attys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585362)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i don't think that's so, after all you still owe if you fail the bar or fail to remain licensed for some other reason.

my first thought was that perhaps you get sanctions against a plaintiff-attorney who isn't representing himself if there is a high enough bar that they knew or should have known that the litigation was frivolous? idk. but the fact they're even asking at all is concerning. i would not be surprised if discover filed bar complaints against zzz and tsinah. this is ridiculous. there is notices of settlement offers on docket and zzz discussed it during the hearing. they should just take whatever they can and get the fuck out. this seems to be getting to the point where it's not just fun and games. considering they know rt and the consequences he's faced idk why they're pressing this. especially over such a small figure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585394)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I was thinking they're setting up to argue TSINAH perjured himself, because he swore in his declaration that he didn't make the payments Discover says he did. Assuming that's wrong and he actually did, part of their argument is going to be: Of course you understood what you were signing, you're an attorney.

And I have to say, step back and appreciate the absurdity of the situation. Discover is basically outright saying here they know TSINAH made a 2020 payment and what bank account it came out of. TSINAH swore that this never happened. One of these parties is about to suffer a massive credibility implosion and I seriously doubt the bank is bluffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585419)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 4:33 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

banks fuck shit like this all the time. it's not like discover counsel would take a big credibility hit if she relied on discover records that turned out to be erroneous. tsinah, on the other hand, is treading on really thin ice. unless he has some plausible explanation on how an account he controlled sent an electronic payment to a loan, which apparently he used for prior payments, *didn't* come from him.

like, this isn't fun and games. intentionally lying, and persisting with a lie, to a court, in avoidance of a legitimate debt, is really bad. like, actual disciplinary action bad. i've seen people get publicly disciplined for far, far less in my jx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585446)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

These (((banks))) are all scum. I have never done business with Discover *ever* in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585620)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i said at the outset i am all for fucking over the banks, even with vexatious nuisance litigation. i'm just encouraging you to do so in a way that won't jeopardize your career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585631)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

Don't worry, my career will be fine. Whatever they're kvetching about now is an absolute joke & them grasping at straws. The best part is that these ostensibly competent attorneys could have raised all of these bs issues in their action, which was dismissed procedurally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585655)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

well i hope whatever dry powder you're sitting on is a doozy. i've witnessed irl attorneys getting into deep shit on stuff that doesn't appear as bad as this does on paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585681)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: black excitant corner

Would be 180 if someone sent this thread to Discover and it became an exhibit at the hearing. I'm not doing it but would be hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588446)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

So they bought the loan off the bank you did do business with, something you agreed they could do when you took the loan. But come on, tell your internet bros, are you seriously making the contention they made up a bank account, made up payments from that bank account, and made up calls from you to them about the loan? And this is after Chase forged those credit card statements, apparently making up out of whole cloth that you're a spendthrift pauper. Banks sure do have it out for you in particular!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47587171)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: jet resort wagecucks

REQUEST NO. 20: Admit that you poast on a racist chatbort for depressed lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585425)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 7:08 PM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw

YNY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585893)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: vivacious friendly grandma school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585356)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: bull headed impertinent degenerate

wonder what lie he'll fabricate out of thin air after this upcoming humiliation. he's like a gayer/less electable george santos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585636)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

This thread is for grown ups, pauper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47585657)



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Date: April 15th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

the content is off the charts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47586418)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 11:30 AM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

yes TSINAH provides tons of CONtent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47587192)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

New shitpaper, they're subpoenaing Bank of America for TSINAH's bank records. Sure is kooky how far they're taking this bluff, those records are surely going to show that TSINAH was telling the truth, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588178)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

lmao. interesting that DISCOVER is going so hard after DISCOVERy in this shitcase and filing shitpaper after shitpaper/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588217)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: 180 business firm

they take their tagline - IT PAYS TO DISCOVER - very seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588220)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

i swear to god i don't see how some of the shit that happens here is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588221)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

It really is a window into what shitlaw is actually like. It's easy enough for us to enjoy this as a lark, imagine being the judge where corralling this sort of shit litigation was your career. Or, hell, being a lawyer like ZZZ where this is how you make $30K a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588257)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

i worked in insurance defense for a few months at the start of my career. it was really depressing and i nearly moved on to sales or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47588291)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

this is more like an insight into what dealing with pro se litigants are like. shitlawyers don't act like this. maybe in mass torts or shareholder's lit. but why would anyone trying to run a profitable law practice spin their wheels for so long on such a small matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47589758)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I assume ZZZ gets nuisance change often enough to make this worth his while. As bullshit as this case is, look at all the papers Discover has filed. If TSINAH/ZZZ will go away for a grand, it's worth Discover's while to just pay the money and forget about this. I assume their demands are unreasonable which, with TSINAH as a client, does not surprise me. Pro se litigants are even worse than this. ZZZ's papers are legal-ish even if meritless, a pro se plaintiff would have by now sued the post office for delivering the mail and cited to the UCC (for some reason they really love the UCC).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590880)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:22 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

according to his webpage, he has served over 2.4 million satisfied clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590888)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

it says he's has 211 clients and recovered 2.5m, which is about $10k a client, so that actually checks out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590898)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

180. zzz can u confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590949)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: 180 business firm

LOL still, all this effort for 1k?

doesn't seem worth the effort. seems like maybe he's just starting out and hasn't realized this isn't particularly profitable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590895)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

tsinah owes discover money though. i doubt they are going to settle for even $1k here while also discharging tsinahs $10k debt. i can't imagine they would give even $1k for this to go away knowing they're going to have to try to collect from tsinah anyway.

best case is they walk away from tsinah's debt as collecting it isn't worse the squeeze. but even in debt collection shitlaw i imagine it's a point of pride for them not to PAY a debtor because they're persisting with a meritless lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47590912)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

lmao zzz just filed a protective order asking the court to not allow defendant to get tsinah's bank records, despite the fact that the dispositive issue on summary judgment is whether the payment was from tsinah's bank account. the only argument zzz makes for this is:

"Here, it is evident that the discoverys ought by Defendant related to Plaintiffs records has no bearing on the matters at issue int his action and Defendant is solely seeking to conduct such discovery to annoy, embarrass, or oppress Plaintiff."

lmfao! you're the one making it an issue! wtf, why even bother filing this nonsense if you can't even make a colorable argument?

this is just like when tsinah's cc statements got put on the docket. now the same shit is going to happen with this.

tsinah, why are you letting this retard rep you? i seriously hope you're not oking or directing this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612200)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

Dude, their shitlawyers filed a motion for summary judgment which was denied. They don't get to continue the hearing to supplant the record with evidence they should've actually gotten BEFORE THEY FILED THEIR MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT. This is absurd shitlawyer nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612213)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

bro, yes they do. i hope you are trolling. the judge literally told them to come back with that. successive motions for summary judgment are THE NORM, not the exception. if facts are established that would enable to MSJ to be granted of course they can refile it even if they lost one earlier. what, you think they only get one MSJ and then it HAS to go to trial, even if discovery reveals a fact that makes the whole thing pointless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612219)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Odious Box Office

Discover shot their shot, bro. You come at the LAW KING, you best not miss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613630)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Woah, I believe if you examined the dockets of every civil suit in the country, you would never find such a thing as a second motion for summary judgment. This is entirely unprecedented. You should take this all the way to SCOTUS if you need to and ZZZ should represent you the entire way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612228)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

when the judge told defendant to "she expects she'll be reviewing this again soon" one wonders why ZZZ didn't shout "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! THAT'S ILLEGAL!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612237)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I felt like it was implied, because it's audacious enough to review the pleadings of a lawyer who went to a better school than you once, let alone twice. Sometimes silence is the best messenger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612247)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i'm just surprised zzz hasn't filed his msj containing only the current USNWR law school rankings with his, the judge's, and defense counsel's highlighted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612253)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead ladyboy

"They don't get to continue the hearing to supplant the record with evidence they should've actually gotten BEFORE THEY FILED THEIR MOTION FOR SUMMARY JUDGMENT."

it's mind blowing that you have a law degree and claimed to have practiced law and even ran for DA and yet you have zero grasp of legal practice. i know lay people who have a more sophisticated grasp of litigation than you do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613662)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

“supplant”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613671)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

LMFAO!

exhibits are

Exhibit A

Exhibit "A"

Exhibit "B"

this is nearly as good as the bates stamp shit. holy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47612223)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I thought this was flame. It's not.

TSINAH, why are you being represented by a lawyer who hasn't learned the alphabet yet?

And once again: It is so easy to lampoon the biglaw culture of pointless perfection, but when you look at shitlaw you can see why. The merits make ZZZ look bad, but these silly, sloppy mistakes make him look even worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613120)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

there's truth to the idea that stupid mistakes make you skeptical of the merits. of course biglaw takes it to the extreme that if a comma isn't italicized correctly they'll have a spergout, but that doesn't mean you should write your filings in crayon.

it's particularly egregious here because: 1) in a short filing it's way easier to avoid mistakes like this and 2) literally every fucking thing zzz has filed has contained numerous, easy to spot mistakes like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613236)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

maybe zzz is playing 4D chess and setting discover up for citing "plaintiff exhibit a" and pwning them that their citation doesn't stand for what they're claiming because it's actually exhibit "a".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613260)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 12:18 PM
Author: Dead Racy Parlour

180

180 (1)

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613137)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

He stopped the “Exhibit A at Bates0006” convention?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613678)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: wine filthy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617331)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

just read this subthread. this shit is absolutely hilarious. thanks TSINAH and ZZZ!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613398)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: wine filthy old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617333)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stead ladyboy

LOL. TSINAH is about to get butt fucked with discover's attorney fees, this will go down in board history. hopefully this will teach him a thing or two about the risks of all these frivolous lawsuits but i doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613687)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:29 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

“Add it to my bill,” TSINAH sneered condescendingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613692)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Odious Box Office

No chance at all of Discover getting attorney fees. Get real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613752)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

Doesn’t happen often, but I could see it here. The argument that discover isn’t entitled to his bank info is completely frivolous and they will have to waste time responding to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613769)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

discover won't seek attorneys fees because the juice isn't worth the squeeze and zzz probably doesn't pay for malpractice Insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47614516)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

This will be the landlord case all over again. He'll withdraw the lawsuit or at most get nuisance change and claim he got a big settlement but that he can't tell us about it. Then he'll go back to his magical mystery $300K job that's also definitely real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613767)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:28 PM
Author: frisky pozpig

I wish I could watch this and post about it, but I’ve got a depo in really big case at that time.

(Candy Ride)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613689)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47613771)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Boyish Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47614014)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47614335)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:01 AM
Author: bull headed impertinent degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617054)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

LOL @ this fat loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47614487)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Boyish Locus

I should have bumped this sooner. Watch party in the morning?

Edit: It looks like the hearing is now at 8:45am with a different judge. There is no link to the WebEx on the docket, but if you google the name of the judge, there is a WebEx link. I think I'm going to try to click on that link in the morning and see if I can join the hearing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617052)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Thirsty national

Getting a second bite at the apple with an MSJ without full statutory notice seems like a violation of TSINAH’s due process rights. Absolutely horrible and ZZZ should appeal if they somehow lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617067)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:34 AM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

πŸ™ƒ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617319)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

to preserve this issue for appeal he's going to have to object to the court hearing a second summary judgment motion. can't wait for master orator zzz to drop the hammer on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617328)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 6:21 AM
Author: Dead Racy Parlour

I'll be in the bunker for this, but giving TSINAH and ZZZ my regards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617274)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Can someone post viewing instructions? Will be dialing in from car like Rick Panama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617380)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

emailed you, don't want to poast potentially outing or whatever shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617389)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Bro has lots of cases in this jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617394)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

every one was resolved in tsinah's favor for 5 figures minimum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617398)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:44 AM
Author: Boyish Locus

Are you using the WebEx associated with the judge for this hearing? I clicked on that WebEx link and it says that the host is not here currently. Or is there a different link I should be using?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617395)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i'm in the waiting rooms for the judge associated with the hearing and the judge who is listed for a hearing at 8:45. i suspect we won't have a hearing party today though since the 8:45 hearing has a physical location listed and no remote shit. and there was nothing from the court confirming zzz's notice of hearing.

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617403)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:49 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Wheels within wheels, it was a fake notice of hearing to distract XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617407)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

he did have to immediately file an amended notice of hearing, which also contained plenty of errors, which was obviously another distraction technique.

so this is what it feels like to be caught like a bug in rt/zzz's web?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617411)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Boyish Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617414)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Boyish Locus

Damn. I set up an alarm for early this morning for nothing. :( Well, if you get admitted to either room, let us know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617408)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

(west coast mo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617418)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i wish candy ride was here to provide some guidance for us. seems like he's mia for some reason though. odd case since he's showed such interest in this matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617425)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: bull headed impertinent degenerate

link to livestream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617443)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

This bort in general and TSINAH in particular are your whole life, how do you not know how to find this on your own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617448)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i'm sure you've found your friend's info on the docket? but it doesn't look like it's happening :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617451)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

my week is ruined

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617439)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617442)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

There are 19 people waiting in the lobby. Is that really all for TSINAH? Seems high, makes me think there might be a hearing after all although we may not be first. Keep hoap alive bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617445)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

which lobby, original judge or '46orange' ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617449)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:03 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i'm in both and haven't been admitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617452)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

did you notify the host? :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617455)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

FYI I’m joining as Rick Panama so please use something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617457)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

someone as well versed in trademarks should know better. just use Mint Butterfield, instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617461)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:10 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Good idea, just a sec, and ask her not to start without me.

Edit: Mint Butterfield has joined the chat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617465)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

EDIT: Figured out 46orange. Hmmmmm... what is with those ex parte hearings yesterday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617462)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

shitlaw courts are always running behind, even when it's the first matter on a monday morning, so i still have hoap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617454)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

wait, so no hearing today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617447)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: Boyish Locus

According to the calendar, there is a hearing. But it is looking like we will not be able to join via WebEx. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617474)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

What the fuck is going on with the ex parte hearings yesterday? The judge listed is part of the domestic relations division? Do shitlaw judges just sub in for each other on an ex parte basis? This whole thing has been quite eye opening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617471)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:12 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

they just pretty much do whatever they want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617476)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

WE'RE IN BOYS. But it's some other case first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617482)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: bronze supple philosopher-king station

can ZZZ request a change of venue because he keeps getting embarrassed in this one online

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617483)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

The sad thing about modern technology is that one can be embarrassed online from any venue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617495)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Some shit courts still don't have online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617498)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

wouldn't a competent attorney welcome this notoriety? i've never seen epah or cslg shy away from their shit being poasted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617501)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Shitlawyers always making excuses to avoid trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617487)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

https://imgur.com/S5d9El2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617492)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617505)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: curious ruby shitlib

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617516)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617652)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw

180 billion

Rick Panama was there too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617795)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

HOLY SHIT WE'RE IN!

discover counsel is in the room. i believe zzz called in on a number before, so i think that phone number is him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617493)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Who is discover’s counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617500)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

last name rhymes with a very popular crypto currency on this bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617507)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: marvelous multi-billionaire

So his name is Saul Soolberry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617660)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw

it's also her stripper name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617798)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

This is the epic battle of ZZZ v. SS. Alas SS's middle initial is not S, that would be too perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617517)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:27 AM
Author: Boyish Locus

What room? There still seems to be nobody in 96orange. And div33 had only 4 people, and the Discover attorney was not there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617545)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:31 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i don't think the number in the waiting room works, everyone is in the div33 room. discover attorney is here. you probably have to wait to get admitted if you try to join now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617562)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Groveling with the judge so you can maybe go to your father's funeral

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617494)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

judge is in a fucking MOOD this morning. zzz is peppering angus hard rn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617509)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I never realized how comparatively chill federal court is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617513)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

wait til you get an unqualified AA admit judge...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617521)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: frisky pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617534)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: electric place of business

"Celebration of life"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617510)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

So no continuance no matter what? Suck if some other attorney has a det father when the time comes. Honestly if the parties are chill with a zombie case, it doesn't seem like judges should be too hung up on this. lmao after seeing what a mood the judge is in, I'd just find a way to settle this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617511)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

it's a 6yr old case, my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617535)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:27 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

lawyers are scum and make up all sorts of excuses. if his father really did det perhaps he shouldn't have been chicken little asking for continuances over the past few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617548)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

please someone record this and post it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617523)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

That’s a VIOLATION of Florida Law

(zzz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617538)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:46 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

I am directing my agents itt to violate Florida law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617628)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

I like this judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617537)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: french transparent corn cake stage

looks like a milf porn star

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617574)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw

Corey Chase is her twin sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617800)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut

because the judge is being tough? i'm not watching

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617620)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

she's not taking ANY shit. she's an IRL judge judy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617629)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut

haha tytyt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617644)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: marvelous multi-billionaire

only saw the screencap but she looks kinda cute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617647)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

You can hear the unmitigated RAGE in this woman's voice. The TEMERITY of Mr. whomever for not presenting the discovery cutoff correctly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617549)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:30 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

standard plaintiff shitlaw shenanigans of getting everyone bogged down in discovery bullshit. zzz furiously taking notes rn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617558)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

This sounds 10x worse than I've ever seen. Must be what happens when discovery sanctions aren't mandatory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617578)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

this is why more courts are moving toward that. litigation is like 80% discovery battles in many courts.

this is a very prestigious profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617585)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

lol that they can agree on 80% of this once there's an adult in the room. She only had to actually lay down the hammer on a couple issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617612)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

think of how many hours of shitlaw squabbling has to happen until they get in front of a judge who listens for .4secs before saying "discoverable. next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617623)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

fucking male plaintiff getting dunked on by female defendant already. this is a FEMINIST courtroom. zzz about to get DEMOLISHED by ss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617552)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

whoops. this is an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY courtroom. defendant getting skewered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617565)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Some real scholarship on state shitlaw discovery disputes. Every prospective law student should be required to watch 72 hours of this before signing up for the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617553)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Boyish Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617564)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: bronze supple philosopher-king station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617633)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: frisky pozpig

Jfc shitlawyers. Have some self reapect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617566)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

(worm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617569)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

You need to answer or object but you can't do both!!!

This hearing is going to give me PTSD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617572)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: marvelous multi-billionaire

every day I wake up and thank God that I am alive, I am healthy, and I am not a litigator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617582)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

Florida looks so fucking miserable to practice in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617586)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

this judge is doing work though. you need someone like that to keep things moving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617595)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, there's a difference between a slip & fall and a trip & fall? There must be, because defense shrew said this is a slip & fall, NOT a trip & fall. LMAO @ the nuances of shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617593)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

Post-incident hot sauce tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617615)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617622)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617624)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Ten Years of HVAC Invoices tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617627)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

you asked for a copy of ANY REPAIR INVOICE! you didn't ask for maintenance records!!! you already have requests for LEAKING!!

the scholarship is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617631)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

It's limited to leaaaaaaaaking!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617636)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

my god the distinction between SERVICE RECORDS and REPAIR INVOICES!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617637)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Christ I hope that TSINAH v. Discover goes on long enough to watch this judge tear through ZZZ's preposterous discovery shitpapers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617651)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

zzz must be peppering angus real hard rn.

btw where is candy ride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617681)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Hot misunderstood dilemma

HaHaHa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618005)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

lol the judge has a good point. How the fuck did this guy represent that this was ten minutes or less to get through? Obviously they should have set it for a real hearing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617668)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

YESSSSSSSS HERE WE GO. But we don't get ZZZ, it's a stringer :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617695)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: contagious arrogant space

SCALES OF JUSTICE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617697)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

Real 'wholesome chungus' on TSINAH'S behalf, as Gunner's people say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617700)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Discover waived their objections by being LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Honestly, that might be a fatal fuck up. It's going to be cheaper to pay nuisance change than to actually comply with the discovery requests.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617718)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: bronze supple philosopher-king station

the absolute majesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617721)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

holy fuck, discover may actually be caught in the web. this is why you need to document everything with shitlawyers rather than relying on their "professionalism" in adhering to "informal agreements."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617734)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Looks like she didn't document this by email :( :( :(.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617745)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

also zzz's opposition to motion to compel didn't say anything about the timeliness. new attorney must have figured that out. during the last hearing the judge discussed getting new discovery. poor ss is getting fucked here. judge says "this'll come out in discovery" two weeks ago and now is like "actually you're fucked it's late."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617750)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

WAIT A SECOND.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617759)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: electric place of business

A SCRIVENER'S ERROR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617761)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

HOLY SHIT, zzz's substitute is so poorly informed he confused both the court and XO SCHOLARS. This is glorious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617762)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i love how he's hammering on "WE NEED TO MOVE THIS CASE FORWARD" since the judge is so pissy about this bullshit from the previous matter, but the whole reason this shit is still going on is because of zzz's frivolous tactics.

idk why ss didn't mention that the opposition to motion to compel didn't mention timeliness at all. let alone what the court said in the previous hearing two weeks ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617778)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Yeah, that "WE NEED TO MOVE THIS CASE FORWARD" once he didn't know what was going on was classic shitlaw steve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617789)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

If I was this judge I would be furious. Both lawyers showed up to court totally unprepared.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617771)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

SS shut up and get out of this hearing lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617796)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

"I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM ZZZ," lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617801)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: pale generalized bond library

TSINAH prevails. Libs fuming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617813)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: obsidian jet-lagged university bbw

A win for the GREAT BOARDT.

ALL HAIL TSINAH!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617827)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad

*Gunner slams laptop shut, chucks across the room*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617849)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i've always been on tsinah's side re: fucking over finance companies via shitlaw lawfare. my interest in this has been zzz being terrible. although he may have walked assbackwards into a favorable outcome, which i would welcome for tsinah's sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617964)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:46 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619766)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

SS fucked up bad by being late with discovery (if that is indeed the case, neither side seems to know). Imagine explaining this to your client. That was so bad this might be the first lawsuit where TSINAH can extract a favorable settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617819)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

it's so unfair. court mentioned last time getting new info from discovery. ss appears to have relied on zzz about an extension agreement. now ss is getting fucked for being over the deadline.

i am sure this wasn't part of zzz's grand strategy but he seems to have walked ass backwards into a favorable outcome. lmfao, o! what a prestigious and honorable profession we have chosen!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617828)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

The key sentence creating so much confusion is "However, Defendant submitted the discovery responses after the amended deadline which was on May 9, 2023."

It appears Discover delivered responses on May 9. But ZZZ's writing is so poor that not even his own stringer knew if this meant that May 9 is just the date responses were delivered on or if he's saying here the amended deadline was May 9. SS was searching her inbox live during the hearing (and that's the peak of shitlaw right there). Right now she is scrambling to see if this is in writing anywhere. So advocacy matters but holy shit at both lawyers appearing before a judge over a discovery deadline dispute and neither one knowing for sure what the discovery deadline is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617847)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i feel so bad for ss. she probably wasn't taking this too seriously because it's frivolous shitigation over a small debt. and the court's attitude last time indicated she is aware of this shitigation and anticipated it would be resolved when ss got the discovery she sought. so she walks into a what she thought would be a favorable slam-dunk hearing and gets hamstrung by discovery being overdue, despite this not being mentioned at all during the last hearing.

top tier shitlitigation here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617868)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

She also fucked up by not just shutting up. Court was done with this and ready to set it for a long hearing, giving SS plenty of time to think and find any memorialization that the date was May 9. Instead she pipes up and says she's looking for her email and can't find it, leading to adverse rulings.

lmao @ this farce, so this is how shitlawyers extract nuisance change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617875)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

cr. this is literally "THE WEB."

just spam a hundreds of shitpapers and discovery objections, write them in a way that's completely incomprehensible, etc. eventually the defendant will have to decide whether it's worth so many hours even figuring out what the case *IS* let alone defending it versus just paying them to go away. most will pay for it to go away. especially if you accidentally fuck up a deadline (possibly because you relied on plaintiff's informal agreement) and risk getting embarrassed by having to pay attorney's fees.

o! the majesty of law!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617891)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: 180 business firm

honestly, this doesn't sound too far off from BIGLAW plaintiffs' discovery responses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617958)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

yeah, the key difference here is that in biglaw bullshit it's over big dollars, whereas they're doing the same shit here over pennies, and doing it ineptly because of the low stakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617967)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

it's like jarndyce v. jarndyce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618810)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: domesticated stain pervert

Today we learned the it does, in fact, pay to Discover

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617839)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

poor ss thought she was dealing with trivial nuisance shitigation and wound up getting CAUGHT IN THE WEB and now probably will settle. hats off to TSINAH and zzz. not sure if it was strategic or accidental but the tables have turned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617850)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

so where do things stand now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617864)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

no ruling. now zzz and discover will have to hash it out over whether discovery has closed and discover's objections were waived as untimely. uh oh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617878)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

"now zzz and discover will have to hash it out over whether discovery has closed"

LOL. shitlaw is 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617892)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Barring SS digging up an email that the discovery deadline was extended, Discover is now stuck complying with TSINAH/ZZZ's preposterously broad discovery demands, which are so extensive it's cheaper to pay them off than to actually do it. They're also on the hook for some fees (the court suggested $1,000ish IIRC) because if they were really just late this entire hearing was pointless.

If SS *can* dig up an email that discovery was extended, then ZZZ's stringer seriously misled the court about the state of play here-- but not really intentionally, just because he showed up not knowing anything about the case.

Both did a pretty shitty job. This hearing turned into hinging entirely on when the discovery deadline is and neither lawyer knew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617885)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

"This hearing turned into hinging entirely on when the discovery deadline is and neither lawyer knew."

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617890)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone bawdyhouse juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618093)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: Histrionic shaky jew

Double malpractice per se

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620868)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

one weird trick: you can't intentionally mislead the court if you don't know what the fuck is going on.

zzz could use this defense in all his cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617894)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Boyish Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617908)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: lascivious fishy location

welcome to shitlaw my friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617925)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Dead Racy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619413)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 6:36 PM
Author: Boyish Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619582)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: heady doobsian range

Sounds like this hearing went tsinah's way. Very happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617865)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: concupiscible anal quadroon giraffe

how often do lawyers just half-ass it in Florida courts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617897)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

tbf this is a frivolous matter over a small debt so i can't blame ss for not being super prepared. however the judge was already pissed because the large medmal hearing she had before this the lawyers were also unprepared. so, it seems like this is pretty common in the great state of florida.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617905)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: 180 business firm

So this case has just become a matter of which side can fuck up less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617962)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

a shitlaw tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617968)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: 180 business firm

the absurdity of all of this is breathtaking. 20 lawyers on the line to witness this spectacle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617974)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

a bunch of biglawyers billing their clients when they're actually watching shitlawyers in gladiatorial lawfare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617977)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:11 AM
Author: turquoise patrolman

Fucking CR. The amount of time XO has spent reading the papers and actually attending the hearings represents lost productivity/flame billing that's at least two orders of magnitude more than the amount in controversy.

Also: It's turned me into a liar to my wife. I almost never go to court (virtually or in person) these days so it stood out as unusual that I insisted I needed a block of undisturbed time to dial into one. "Oh, honey, I'm just observing a hearing for work" because honestly how the fuck would I even begin to explain to her what the fuck I'm really up to and why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617982)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:12 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

i blocked my schedule until 11am today specifically for this lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47617986)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: domesticated stain pervert

You're beaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618066)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Hilarious tanning salon dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618015)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: cyan center faggot firefighter

Some things are priceless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618155)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Dead Racy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619418)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 6:37 PM
Author: Boyish Locus

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619586)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:54 AM
Author: Histrionic shaky jew

Your marriage is on the path to divorce now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620870)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:49 PM
Author: heady doobsian range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618350)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 11:55 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

just looked at discover's response. so they filed their discovery in 5/9/2023, on 3/8/2024 zzz said the link to their discovery didn't work and gave them 1 day to cure as the deadline ended on 3/9/2024?

"Yet, an email received that same day at 2:58p.m. EST is the first occasion on which the undersigned's office had been made aware of any technological issues with accessing the document production in relation to the ShareFile link — seemingly due to the fact that the link was not opened after being served 10 months prior."

ONE WEIRD TRICK -- don't open discovery file until the day before the deadline so that the link times out, then claim discovery is inadequate!

lmfao! o! glorious shitlitigation! there has to be an exception for this. mein gott.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618117)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

It's lulzy he took that long to click the link, but I don't see anything in there that demonstrates May 9, 2023 was actually timely in the first place. SS is on the line now with IT to summon a nerd who can do a better email search and/or just reading every email she's ever sent or received from ZZZ's firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618159)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

what a bunch of horse shit

also, why didn't they even get to whether zzz must produce the BoA shit or whether discovery can go after that? i guess because this hearing was noticed before that it will be dealt with later. they really do need to consolidate the hearings. i think that if ss can prove that the debit from TSINAH's bank account to discover was from TSINAH she can get her MSJ? i figured that would be a part of this hearing.

my god, the web of shitlaw is amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618195)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

I can kind of diagnose the dysfunction having now dialed into a few of these and observing the hearings before TSINAH shit.

These designated hearing dates exist so anybody can put a quick ten minute matter before the judge and she stops things if they go beyond ten minutes-- if you need more than that, then you need to schedule a hearing with the court that's not these "quick matters" sessions.

BUT she also constantly says she's low on hearing time, you need to book that out months in advance.

BUT ALSO ALSO, she gets mad-- apparently at the FL Supreme CourTTT's orders-- if a case persists for too long, which it inevitably will if you have to resolve shit like this at a hearing and it takes months to get on her calendar. We already saw that a bit, she wanted to schedule them for trial even though neither side was into it.

So shitlawyers just go do the designated hearing date thing and hope they somehow get through in ten minutes. If they don't, then some shit doesn't get decided on.

LMAO @ shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618287)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

maybe zzz is doing competent lawfare. notice a hearing you know won't be able to be resolved in 10min so that the judge is pissed and makes rash decisions. discover counsel should just object and insist on no more of these. obviously there is a whole slew of shit that needs to get hashed, and would be better to get hashed out in a single substantive hearing, regardless of how long it takes for that to occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618306)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: domesticated stain pervert

Death by a thousand cuts ie Monday morning 9am hearings with cunty PMS judgette for 10 mins mini trial on the merits tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618577)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Drunken pit

HOLY FUCK, imagine all the manpower hours between shitlawyers, bank subpoenas, bank workers, IT workers, etc. etc., all because TSINAH wanted to be rewarded for not paying his loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618973)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: wine filthy old irish cottage

he's a job creator, what are you doing for this country?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618995)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Odious Box Office

Is the takeaway that guneratttt got btfo and is done here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618367)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Hot misunderstood dilemma

No. The takeaway is that TSINAH is a deadbeat. And his lawyer is an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618442)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Drunken pit

that's been the takeaway for about 10 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47618969)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

TSINAH was really only exposed as a deadbeat when he inexplicably chose to run for office and we saw his negative 300K net worth. That was in 2020 and we only had a couple of hints before then. So it's really only been the takeaway for about five years, I think.

Unless bort historians can dig up "TSINAH IS POOR" threads from before that, in which case I'd love to see them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619022)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Glittery Rose Mother

takeaway is gunneratttt got btfo & zzz is a competent attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619751)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 8:27 PM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

bro i want you to win but I'd rather you be represented by competent attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619906)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: turquoise patrolman

It's not entirely clear what happened here, as discussed above; but the absolute maximal case you can make for ZZZ is he fucked up a bunch of times but Discover fucked up even worse, if indeed they responded to discovery late. He might be among an average skill level for attorneys willing to handle penny ante nuisance lawsuits like this, but he's not a competent attorney. Competent attorneys would never, ever take a matter this small and spend this much time on it. They instead work on higher dollar matters and make a lot more money. At the absolute most, a real law firm would treat this case as something to train a second year associate on; after they've been around for a year to see how a trial works, give them something small to run on their own so if they fuck up it's nbd. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619996)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: pale generalized bond library

Maybe the pleadings were AI generated. High return on investment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620009)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:46 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

one thing AI is really great at is avoiding typographical and grammar errors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620677)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 6:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620676)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 7:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad

He just doesn't "get" shitlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47619754)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

no the takeaway is that TSINAH is a fucking deadend loser who is still focused on this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47625883)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:25 PM
Author: Thirsty national

Gunneratt is oddly obsessed with ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620225)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Drunken pit

you are oddly supportive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620233)



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Date: April 29th, 2024 10:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Insanely Creepy Site Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620253)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:02 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt

it's just very funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620530)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Boyish Locus

Is it any weirder than being obsessed with the LA Lakers or Game of Thrones? TSINAH's train wreck of a life is a fantastic source of entertainment. I'll take these hearings over television any day of the week. Simply put, I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47625201)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Red Nofapping Principal's Office

fucking pathetic that this fat cunt is still doing this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620522)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:03 AM
Author: Erotic arousing partner milk

It's awesome, SEETHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620532)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

hell yeah it is. i hope he never stops. he has like 7 active cases in that one county alone lmao. not sure whether he has other stuff in different jurisdictions but if he doesn't yet, he will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620805)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:48 AM
Author: Erotic arousing partner milk

And he'll get out of them all and you'll be so mad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620860)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Motley Twisted Market

i like tsinah. won't be mad at all. the shitlaw hijinks are hilarious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620880)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy effete newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620883)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: bearded theater

lulzy thread. Ty to everyone involved, would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47620992)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: zurich is stained (but it\'s not my fault)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47638474)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: FizzKidd (coquette aesthetic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5516373&forum_id=2#47638476)