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lol cant believe I simped over my 'wife' for half a year u guys were right

almost out of this hell
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/16/24
part of the process bro not even 2 months ago (redacted) ...
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/16/24
ty donald duck
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/16/24
hopefully you emotionally wrecked her enough to the point wh...
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/16/24
damn daddy
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effete sexy base prole
  04/17/24
I read the original unredacted version of this in the donald...
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/16/24
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bearded theater stage puppy
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bearded theater stage puppy
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Donald Duck himself was inexplicably a single “dad&rdq...
citrine harsh skinny woman
  04/17/24
tp
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/17/24
Lmao
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Lilac stage
  04/16/24
at least you're escaping without kids, so no innocents harme...
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concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  04/16/24
Much easier to view this critically from the outside brother...
hyperventilating crotch set
  04/16/24
if your first instinct wasn't to try to make it work you're ...
stirring brindle office
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exhilarant drunken space gaping
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effete sexy base prole
  04/17/24
women are just really fickle man men and women are not su...
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exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/16/24
to a woman, her emotions are reality. and they are strongly ...
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bearded theater stage puppy
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effete sexy base prole
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arrogant startling business firm party of the first part
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bearded theater stage puppy
  04/16/24
what should men be doing? how should they be fathering chil...
Naked Chocolate Toaster Windowlicker
  04/16/24
Sigma male strategy of find it - fuck it - forget it
concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  04/16/24
...
Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca
  04/16/24
look that's easy if you don't want to have kids. or if you w...
Naked Chocolate Toaster Windowlicker
  04/16/24
So, was she cheating or not?
cracking meetinghouse boiling water
  04/16/24
Nope
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/17/24
Get back in
blathering jewess
  04/16/24
real talk I know a bunch of guys like you, with the horror n...
Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire
  04/17/24
it'd be 180 if im gay but i dont think so
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/17/24
oh theyre not gay afaik imo
Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire
  04/17/24
Confirmed bachelor is generally considered a euphemism for h...
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/17/24
it's not that hard figure out technological progress and ...
slippery state
  04/17/24
...
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/17/24
Because it was socially expected/mandated that boomers get m...
Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca
  04/17/24
i'm a chad btw
Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire
  04/17/24
Same that's why I'm not married *flashes you the OK sign*
Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca
  04/17/24
...
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/17/24
180
Razzmatazz french address incel
  04/17/24
👌
Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire
  04/17/24
it is so far gone beyond that just too too many people every...
Razzmatazz french address incel
  04/17/24
...
bearded theater stage puppy
  04/17/24
Wow - very cr!
Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca
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Lilac stage
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bearded theater stage puppy
  04/17/24
women never wanted to fuck these dweebs and they don't need ...
Disrespectful Really Tough Guy Old Irish Cottage
  04/17/24
uh-oh indeed
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/17/24
...
Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca
  04/17/24
CR
Mischievous half-breed cruise ship
  04/17/24
This is retarded. There are a lot of dorky good natured wome...
concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting
  04/17/24
so fizzkidd? its over
Diverse copper cuck
  04/17/24
there are lots of asian women out there looking for her Hand...
Razzle ladyboy
  04/17/24
You're a good person for trying to save your marriage. My da...
effete sexy base prole
  04/17/24
ty
exhilarant drunken space gaping
  04/17/24
why no creampie?
Diverse copper cuck
  04/17/24
in his heart, he knew he was gay all along
slippery state
  04/17/24
theres no such thing as "marriage" in 2024 america
pearly racy international law enforcement agency
  04/17/24
lol at all the dweebs itt blaming women when the average man...
arrogant startling business firm party of the first part
  04/17/24
(the gayest jew to ever exist)
Razzmatazz french address incel
  04/17/24
male-to-male transsexual
comical tattoo pistol
  04/17/24
I'm going to fuck your wife and then hit her up with "I...
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  04/17/24


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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:29 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

almost out of this hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586962)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy

part of the process bro

not even 2 months ago (redacted)

all western women are fucking trash man just enjoy the decline adn dont go back to the tradcon farce, shit is 100% over and youre gonna get simpcucked again if you do

just stack stay healthy and slowly make your escape off the american golem farm, im gonna chekc out lithuania, poland and brazil soon - i cant stress enough how fucking over it is here



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586965)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:33 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

ty donald duck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586966)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:37 AM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy

hopefully you emotionally wrecked her enough to the point where some other dude has to clean up the mess a bit, that is the ideal outcome for the 28+ ones, just fuck them up with their own medicine to the point where the next guy has no choice but to get rid of her and it rinse repeats till shes completley done here

i have deeply etched hall of fame of their consciousness level psychic scars on a few of these bitches now and they have to get on Rx meds and therapy, at least 2-3 i know of are probably reading this rn not flame and YSFM that they cant remove the trauma

(redacted)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586969)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:08 AM
Author: Spectacular Hairless Marketing Idea Useless Brakes

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586976)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: effete sexy base prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590373)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:41 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

I read the original unredacted version of this in the donald duck voice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586995)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: contagious cowardly heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587163)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588249)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587847)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: citrine harsh skinny woman

Donald Duck himself was inexplicably a single “dad” to his “nephews” so it all tracks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590354)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590364)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: azure wagecucks native

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590388)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fexternal-preview.redd.it%2Fj4nz81DGTt0CEYUHppq_kihSwjb8PMJvPfJ9SZFB6Io.gif%3Fwidth%3D440%26format%3Dmp4%26s%3Df277ee608ef9b53dd40253fd1bcbef7196fb3d3e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590395)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Lilac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588118)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 6:45 AM
Author: plum hunting ground

at least you're escaping without kids, so no innocents harmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586972)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:11 AM
Author: concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47586978)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating crotch set

Much easier to view this critically from the outside brother. You should harness the collective objective autism on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587030)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: stirring brindle office

if your first instinct wasn't to try to make it work you're probably not a good person. but yeah, xo and bros are essential so you can some objective outside perspective. sometimes the war is over and you don't even realize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587065)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587082)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: effete sexy base prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590383)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 10:47 AM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca

women are just really fickle man

men and women are not supposed to be around each other all the time and reach a high level of familiarity with each other. sexual attraction for women only happens when there's a feeling of unfamiliarity and unpredictability and even danger. modern "marriage" puts men and women around each other constantly, every single day, to the extent that some guys even work more hours than they'd like to in order to get extra time away from home

the truth is that no woman stays attracted to her husband unless he is extremely physically attractive and/or extremely high status, and even then it fades for a lot of them. modern marriage just doesn't make any sense. it's objectively just a straight up bad deal for the man and men should not be doing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587132)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587149)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: stirring brindle office

to a woman, her emotions are reality. and they are strongly influenced by their community. that's why the vast majority of shitlibs are women, and why thought conformity enforced through feminine shame tactics has become so normal.

a woman will fall in and out of love with a man. the whole point of marriage and a society that encouraged it was keeping birdbrains from fucking swarthy europeans the moment they saw an aspirational bathmat. without those guardrails, and with society now encouraging women to always "trust their feelings", they are just birdbraining to the max.

and women are the primary victims of this. the seething rage of a 40 year old single shrew is intense. women were meant to be guided. these shrews did exactly why society told them to do and they pay the ultimate price for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587206)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Diverse copper cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587264)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587850)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: effete sexy base prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590355)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:20 PM
Author: arrogant startling business firm party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590884)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 4:40 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587849)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: Naked Chocolate Toaster Windowlicker

what should men be doing? how should they be fathering children?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588370)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:59 PM
Author: concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

Sigma male strategy of find it - fuck it - forget it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588373)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588510)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 8:46 PM
Author: Naked Chocolate Toaster Windowlicker

look that's easy if you don't want to have kids. or if you want to be nick cannon or something, 11 kids with 6 women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588565)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: cracking meetinghouse boiling water

So, was she cheating or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47587848)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 6:47 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47589533)



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Date: April 16th, 2024 7:38 PM
Author: blathering jewess

Get back in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47588319)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire

real talk I know a bunch of guys like you, with the horror novels and the quirky personality and the MTG collection and the high verbal IQ. a couple of whom are my best friends on earth and I have come to the conclusion that they are just not "women" people. I don't ask but I think its been years since either have even been on a date. confirmed bachelors is the euphemism I suppose.

What I find strange & sad is that they are both *just* like their dads, but their dads both graduated college and were assigned a cheerful middle class housewife more or less as a matter of course. it just happened for that age, and does not for ours. something has changed in the intervening generation and idk what exactly it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590214)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

it'd be 180 if im gay but i dont think so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590220)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire

oh theyre not gay afaik imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590228)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

Confirmed bachelor is generally considered a euphemism for homosexual

But I know the type of person you mean as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590235)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: slippery state

it's not that hard figure out

technological progress and secularization of society eventually reached a tipping point. within the lifetime of any individual nobody cared that much because in general both of these things have pushed society and civilization forward, and it takes multiple generations to really see the impact of what we lose as a tradeoff. it's just another case of "something humanity had but lost as culture/technology evolved", but unfortunately the march of progress and invisible hand of rand and a16z doesn't have any immediate fixes for the inceldom it's created.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590257)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590369)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca

Because it was socially expected/mandated that boomers get married so they all did it

It no longer is, so people don't get married, because it's an awful deal for men and women aren't willing to settle for a beta male who are 90% of the male population

This is never changing until we take away women's rights again and make monogamous marriage the only socially and economically viable path for adult women. Even repealing our insane divorce/marriage laws won't solve the problem of women preferring to remain unmarried over marrying a beta male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590266)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire

i'm a chad btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590326)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca

Same that's why I'm not married *flashes you the OK sign*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590448)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590449)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french address incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590539)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Amethyst sadistic public bath multi-billionaire

👌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590658)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french address incel

it is so far gone beyond that just too too many people everyone is dysfunctional on a biological level looking like shit incapable of doing anything and it will only get worse until there’s widespread nonsensical violence, rape, cannibalism, human sacrifice, slavery, etc. until the population is whittled down to something manageable/sustainable/not disgusting ie about 200k people if that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590350)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590376)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca

Wow - very cr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590442)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 5:49 PM
Author: Lilac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47591468)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: bearded theater stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590374)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful Really Tough Guy Old Irish Cottage

women never wanted to fuck these dweebs and they don't need to anymore so they don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590398)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

uh-oh indeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590403)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Boyish Flushed Temple Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590443)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:23 PM
Author: Mischievous half-breed cruise ship

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590890)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: concupiscible step-uncle's house famous landscape painting

This is retarded. There are a lot of dorky good natured women too.

But some dweeb who goes for the cornfed are country prole beauty queen is going to have a rude awakening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590919)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Diverse copper cuck

so fizzkidd? its over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47591184)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Razzle ladyboy

there are lots of asian women out there looking for her Handsome

https://luna-askmen-images.askmen.com/1200x600/dating/heidi/asian-women-and-white-men-1069882-TwoByOne.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590406)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: effete sexy base prole

You're a good person for trying to save your marriage. My dad tried to get back with my mom long after everyone knew that it was never going to work. But he had to try before eventually giving up after every alternative was exhausted. It's what men do. I am convinced men are the only civilizing force on this Earth. Nothing stands between us and the dark ages.

Also why did you never have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590415)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: exhilarant drunken space gaping

ty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590515)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Diverse copper cuck

why no creampie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590866)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:19 PM
Author: slippery state

in his heart, he knew he was gay all along

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590876)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:04 PM
Author: pearly racy international law enforcement agency

theres no such thing as "marriage" in 2024 america

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590538)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: arrogant startling business firm party of the first part

lol at all the dweebs itt blaming women when the average man today is a male-to-male transsexual consumerist pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518238&forum_id=2#47590904)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz french address incel

(the gayest jew to ever exist)

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Date: April 17th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: comical tattoo pistol

male-to-male transsexual

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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating crotch set

I'm going to fuck your wife and then hit her up with "I'm gay" when she texts

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