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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/17/24
...
cracking magenta senate corn cake
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
...
Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
vibrant pit internal respiration
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
shivering scourge upon the earth
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
1 8 0
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/18/24
MFCR
shivering scourge upon the earth
  04/18/24
moar
clear legal warrant
  04/18/24
...
canary jet-lagged dog poop
  04/18/24
...
fluffy excitant pisswyrm dragon
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
walnut razzle-dazzle temple
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
soul-stirring flesh fat ankles
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
hard disagree
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich
  04/17/24
Please just GO
walnut razzle-dazzle temple
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
cracking magenta senate corn cake
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
canary jet-lagged dog poop
  04/17/24
Kill urself
up-to-no-good casino
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
big narrow-minded sound barrier boiling water
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug
  04/17/24
...
shivering scourge upon the earth
  04/17/24
...
clear legal warrant
  04/18/24
...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
Fragrant carnelian telephone
  04/17/24
Nigger
180 stead
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
electric yellow station
  04/19/24
you're done here
electric yellow station
  04/19/24
gbti
fluffy excitant pisswyrm dragon
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
doobsian ocher stage
  04/17/24
...
tripping striped hyena
  04/17/24
...
shivering scourge upon the earth
  04/18/24
...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/19/24
...
greedy marketing idea
  04/17/24
...
tripping striped hyena
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
irradiated ultramarine sex offender toilet seat
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
thriller stock car hospital
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
vibrant pit internal respiration
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
Geriatric flatulent location voyeur
  04/18/24
wow
cracking magenta senate corn cake
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
White immigrant stage
  04/19/24
...
judgmental green rehab juggernaut
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
concupiscible ladyboy
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: cracking magenta senate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590799)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: vibrant pit internal respiration

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: shivering scourge upon the earth

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

1

8

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: shivering scourge upon the earth

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: clear legal warrant

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: canary jet-lagged dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: fluffy excitant pisswyrm dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle temple

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring flesh fat ankles

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Institution Sandwich

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: walnut razzle-dazzle temple

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: cracking magenta senate corn cake

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: canary jet-lagged dog poop

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: up-to-no-good casino

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: big narrow-minded sound barrier boiling water

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Cobalt cruel-hearted double fault antidepressant drug

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: shivering scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: clear legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Fragrant carnelian telephone

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: 180 stead

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: electric yellow station

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: electric yellow station

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: fluffy excitant pisswyrm dragon

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: doobsian ocher stage

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: tripping striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592190)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: shivering scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: greedy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: tripping striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: irradiated ultramarine sex offender toilet seat

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: thriller stock car hospital

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: vibrant pit internal respiration

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Geriatric flatulent location voyeur

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: cracking magenta senate corn cake

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: White immigrant stage

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: judgmental green rehab juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: concupiscible ladyboy

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)