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Least pozzed out non-catholic/orthodox denomination?

Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other...
cream dragon
  04/20/24
Your question contains the answer; since you know that ELCA ...
Submissive wagecucks
  04/20/24
My first suggestion is to beat your wife And make her recon...
jade hell travel guidebook
  04/20/24
How do i tell which church near me is ,"hyper calvinist...
cream dragon
  04/20/24
Most fundie baptists fit the bill, I think. Before you Goog...
jade hell travel guidebook
  04/20/24
What is her aversion to those 2? It may inform the answer
Aquamarine dog poop
  04/20/24
She was brought up to call catholics "beads," and ...
cream dragon
  04/20/24
I can't keep all the Lutheran sects straight, but I know som...
Aquamarine dog poop
  04/20/24
"i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as ...
hot church
  04/20/24
Ty lcms seems like an option
cream dragon
  04/20/24
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Submissive wagecucks
  04/20/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4tkiW94fk
brindle haunted graveyard
  04/20/24
Your wife seems racist. You can probably get the marriage an...
thriller amethyst brunch
  04/20/24
organized protestantism is faggot just join a local bapti...
hairraiser fighting legend resort
  04/20/24
start your own
Cerebral base
  04/20/24
how far into the weeds of calvinist theology do you want to ...
greedy lascivious party of the first part
  04/20/24
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Floppy generalized bond
  04/20/24
How about a missouri synod lutheran church? Have they been s...
cream dragon
  04/20/24
"my wife told me what religion i can be" wtf
Razzle-dazzle Chrome Office Gaping
  04/20/24
tbf this is how many pagans were converted to Xtianity
Floppy generalized bond
  04/20/24
“anything to shut yo-make you happy, honey”: onc...
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  04/21/24
How do I be non-pozzed (btw I am 100% committed to being poz...
Navy Personal Credit Line
  04/20/24
It's only russian orthodox. Priests gave out religious exemp...
primrose fluffy lettuce
  04/20/24
because the tradition is intrinsically valuable and brings y...
greedy lascivious party of the first part
  04/20/24
Did you read the op? That's not where we are.
primrose fluffy lettuce
  04/20/24
You don't need exemptions. Just tell the fags who think they...
thriller amethyst brunch
  04/20/24
Right but some of us have jobs'n shit.
primrose fluffy lettuce
  04/20/24
Assyrian Church of the East
heady degenerate
  04/20/24
Reformed probably
Flushed soul-stirring casino indirect expression
  04/20/24
there's only one church of christ. kneel to the holy father,...
Milky overrated athletic conference
  04/20/24
LOL @ letting a woman tell you what religion you can be. Ex...
Disgusting Fragrant Becky Quadroon
  04/20/24
cr also lol @ worshiping a jew
Internet-worthy Blood Rage Site
  04/20/24
I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for E...
Shimmering wonderful french chef market
  04/20/24
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hot church
  04/20/24
...
Submissive wagecucks
  04/20/24
Just check out some local non denominationals. If you're in ...
Irradiated locus
  04/20/24
Not enough focus on weird ancient rituals imo
Floppy generalized bond
  04/20/24
tp
Irradiated locus
  04/20/24
...
Boyish hateful persian
  04/20/24
...
greedy lascivious party of the first part
  04/20/24
cr
Submissive wagecucks
  04/20/24
Are there any SSPX options available if you do not have a ph...
multi-colored frum private investor
  04/20/24
Calvary chapel is a good one. Guess they are non-denominatio...
Concupiscible windowlicker messiness
  04/21/24
theyre a weird one. still generally pretty conservative desp...
hot church
  04/21/24
LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Prot...
vigorous sienna halford property
  04/21/24
The non denom/baptist churches ive seen are really fucking w...
cream dragon
  04/21/24
Never been to one, but they vary greatly.
vigorous sienna halford property
  04/21/24
Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church. A...
cream dragon
  04/24/24
yes pcusa is pretty gay but pca and others like opc arent so...
hot church
  04/24/24
Fuck how about mainstream methodists?
cream dragon
  04/24/24
lmao. i remember going to one(united methodist) a couple tim...
hot church
  04/25/24
Update: UMC officially came out as gay yesterday.
cream dragon
  05/03/24
How about the evangelical free church of america (efca)
cream dragon
  04/30/24
The anabaptist thing founded in 2019 that MASE attends
Dull metal center
  04/30/24
google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and ...
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: cream dragon

Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other options?

Wife has an aversion to catholicism/orthodox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597015)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Submissive wagecucks

Your question contains the answer; since you know that ELCA Lutherans are totally skinsuited you probably also know that Confessional Lutherans are not. LCMS, WELS, ELS, CLC, a bunch smaller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597560)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: jade hell travel guidebook

My first suggestion is to beat your wife

And make her reconsider her aversion.

But any hyper-Calvinist church will do

Just find whoever's holding signs at college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597027)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: cream dragon

How do i tell which church near me is ,"hyper calvinist" thats not exactly something I can google

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597033)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: jade hell travel guidebook

Most fundie baptists fit the bill, I think.

Before you Google, can you beat your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597036)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Aquamarine dog poop

What is her aversion to those 2? It may inform the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597032)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: cream dragon

She was brought up to call catholics "beads," and looks down on them, associates them with totemistic brown people/mexicans. More philosophically i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially, and would prefer a teaching that allows for more personal interpretation. She could probably be persuaded if theres no other options.

I just want a church nearby that wont be pushing homosrxuality and transgenderism on my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597039)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Aquamarine dog poop

I can't keep all the Lutheran sects straight, but I know some of them are pretty based. I wouldn't go Baptist-- too dumb. Any Fundamentalist sect is based but also, again, dumb. Catholicism is like that IQ distribution meme-- sure a lot of dumbs, etc. but, at the high end, it is pretty credited. And who gives a shit about the hierarchy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597049)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: hot church

"i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially" well this part is cr at least. hie to nearest sede chapel. sspx might be ok too

if you really have to go protestant, confessional lutherans(LCMS is biggest in the US, there are others around in some regions) are the only non retard option. they dont ordain women.

i guess theres also those weird trad "anglican" places that arent associated with the episcopal church or CoE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597128)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: cream dragon

Ty lcms seems like an option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597138)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Submissive wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597562)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: brindle haunted graveyard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4tkiW94fk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597506)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: thriller amethyst brunch

Your wife seems racist. You can probably get the marriage annulled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597863)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: hairraiser fighting legend resort

organized protestantism is faggot

just join a local baptist church or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597041)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Cerebral base

start your own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597052)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: greedy lascivious party of the first part

how far into the weeds of calvinist theology do you want to get here, OP? you could go to nearby presbyterian churches, see which HRE prince elector's court theologian's catechism they use, parse it to see if it's pozzed or not, then judge from there. as a lawfag, you should be well-equipped for major disputes about minor differences. or as stated above, you could beat your wife and go to a traditionalist catholic/orthodox church. gl either way, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597133)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597141)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: cream dragon

How about a missouri synod lutheran church? Have they been skinsuited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597136)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chrome Office Gaping

"my wife told me what religion i can be"

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597139)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Floppy generalized bond

tbf this is how many pagans were converted to Xtianity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597142)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: bistre diverse faggotry trailer park

“anything to shut yo-make you happy, honey”: once and future primary driving force between human progress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599312)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Navy Personal Credit Line

How do I be non-pozzed (btw I am 100% committed to being pozzed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597320)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: primrose fluffy lettuce

It's only russian orthodox. Priests gave out religious exemptions for vaccines like candy. If your priest won't do that, why bother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597380)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: greedy lascivious party of the first part

because the tradition is intrinsically valuable and brings you closer to the light of god--towards the transcendental true, the beautiful, and the good--regardless of whatever gains or detriments it brings in this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597397)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: primrose fluffy lettuce

Did you read the op? That's not where we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598535)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: thriller amethyst brunch

You don't need exemptions. Just tell the fags who think they have the right to ask that you don't want their damn shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597870)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: primrose fluffy lettuce

Right but some of us have jobs'n shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598537)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: heady degenerate

Assyrian Church of the East

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597531)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Flushed soul-stirring casino indirect expression

Reformed probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597548)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Milky overrated athletic conference

there's only one church of christ. kneel to the holy father, heretic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597556)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:25 PM
Author: Disgusting Fragrant Becky Quadroon

LOL @ letting a woman tell you what religion you can be.

Example # 6 million of how women aren't the issue, but weak men like the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597613)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Blood Rage Site

cr also lol @ worshiping a jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597626)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Shimmering wonderful french chef market

I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for ELCA. ELCA was formed in the 80's from a merger of 3 denominations. All three predecessor denominations began allowing the ordination of women in the 70's.

If you ask me, I think ELCA's stance on that issue has rendered them openly heretical since their inception.

Confessional Lutheran denominations (in the US this primarily means LCMS and WELS) are some of the least "pozzed" protestant denominations that you'll find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597696)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: hot church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597873)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Submissive wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598945)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Irradiated locus

Just check out some local non denominationals. If you're in a community that isn't all pozzed out it's just normal ppl who dont believe in trannyism and probably don't like beaners. Catholic church seems cool and stuff but I think there's way too much focus on a bunch of weird ancient rituals idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597878)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Floppy generalized bond

Not enough focus on weird ancient rituals imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598053)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: Irradiated locus

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598141)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Boyish hateful persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598263)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: greedy lascivious party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598545)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Submissive wagecucks

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598947)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: multi-colored frum private investor

Are there any SSPX options available if you do not have a physical

Church nearby?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598668)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible windowlicker messiness

Calvary chapel is a good one. Guess they are non-denominational. Def not skin suited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599005)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: hot church

theyre a weird one. still generally pretty conservative despite a bunch of their early figures being hippies including homosexual lonnie frisbee who died from grids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599354)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: vigorous sienna halford property

LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Protestant churches. ECLA has gone shitlib. Can’t really say they are Lutheran anymore, maybe not even Christian. WELS is supposedly not shitlib too.

Anabaptists: Some of the mennonites are basically mainstream.

LDS if that’s your thing.

All the Presbyterians are shitlib. It’s all social justice. Anglican, Methodist, Quaker even are the same.

Most people in your situation go non-denominational or baptist, which are functionally the same thing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599172)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: cream dragon

The non denom/baptist churches ive seen are really fucking weird and frankly felt embarrassing just to attend. Totally undignified. People standing up and rapturing and shit. Seemed gay in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599332)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: vigorous sienna halford property

Never been to one, but they vary greatly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599523)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: cream dragon

Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church.

Are they woke? Or is it like lutherans where theres a heretical branch and a straight branch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47607853)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: hot church

yes pcusa is pretty gay but pca and others like opc arent so much.

but ljl at presbyterian theology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47607893)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: cream dragon

Fuck how about mainstream methodists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47608099)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: hot church

lmao. i remember going to one(united methodist) a couple times in the 90s and even back then one of the "pastors" was a woman. drove by the place a few months ago and there was rainbow shit painted all over the parking lot and on the sign.

they might be almost as gay as episcopalians these days. not as evil though. episcopalian/anglican liturgy with the types of people they have dressed up as priests is an insane mockery of the real thing and basically a satanic ritual imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47608562)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: cream dragon

Update: UMC officially came out as gay yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47630573)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: cream dragon

How about the evangelical free church of america (efca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623200)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Dull metal center

The anabaptist thing founded in 2019 that MASE attends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623205)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: Trip Deep Lay Therapy

google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and click their beliefs statement on their website.

If they are pozzed there will be language about inclusion, marginalized people, LGBTQ etc.

if traditional, there will be copy paste statements like:

We believe that God formed man from the dust of the ground and breathed life into him (Gen. 2:7). God created men and women in His own image (Gen. 1:26), distinct in gender and roles (Gen. 1:27; 2:18, 21-24 1 Cor. 11:7-9; 1 Tim. 2:12-14), but equal in worth, dignity, and inheritance (1 Pet. 3:7, Gal. 3:28), with wonderful and permanent intention, (Ps. 139:13-16), in knowledge, righteousness, and holiness (Eccles. 7:29; Eph. 4:24), requiring of man the obedience that was God’s due (1 John 2:6). It was by willfully disobeying God that man fell into sin and misery (Gen. 2:17; Rom. 1:19-32).

We believe that God wonderfully and immutably creates each person as either male or female. These two distinct, complementary sexes together reflect the image and nature of God (Gen. 1:26-27). Rejection of one’s biological sex is a rejection of the image of God within that person.

We believe that the term “marriage” has only one meaning: the uniting of one man and one woman in a single, exclusive union, as delineated in Scripture (Gen. 2:18-25). We believe that God intends sexual intimacy to occur only between a man and a woman who are married to each other (1 Cor. 6:18; 7:2-5; Heb. 13:4). We believe that God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of a marriage between a man and a woman.

We believe that any form of sexual immorality (including adultery, fornication, homosexual behavior, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, or use of pornography) is sinful and offensive to God (Matt. 15:18- 20; 1 Cor. 6:9-10).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47630642)