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Wife lost my benchmade 940. What should I do?

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garnet den kitty cat
  04/22/24
I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocke...
180 useless stain knife
  04/22/24
Do you like the civivi?
garnet den kitty cat
  04/22/24
My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own perso...
yellow tanning salon toaster
  04/22/24
still waiting on it
180 useless stain knife
  04/23/24
got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G...
180 useless stain knife
  04/24/24
any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi ...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/25/24
I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in m...
180 useless stain knife
  04/25/24
pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIV...
180 useless stain knife
  04/25/24
Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I wo...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/25/24
cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?
charcoal razzle wrinkle kitty
  04/22/24
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garnet den kitty cat
  04/22/24
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Bateful Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/24
you can buy another one at the gas station
Walnut vivacious pit
  04/22/24
Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 ...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/22/24
? gas stations sell those
Walnut vivacious pit
  04/22/24
No they fucking don't.
garnet den kitty cat
  04/22/24
yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are...
Walnut vivacious pit
  04/22/24
Can confirm. Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in...
yellow tanning salon toaster
  04/22/24
the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialt...
180 useless stain knife
  04/23/24
are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper a...
Confused personal credit line
  04/24/24
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yellow tanning salon toaster
  04/25/24
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honey-headed ticket booth karate
  04/25/24
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arrogant jew hunting ground
  04/25/24
Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade cust...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/22/24
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yellow tanning salon toaster
  04/22/24
more like bitchmade 120, amirite?
Razzle-dazzle Canary Affirmative Action
  04/23/24
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Iridescent heady national security agency
  04/24/24
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Walnut vivacious pit
  04/25/24
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Bateful Haunted Graveyard
  05/01/24
this thread made me look up what models my knives are and th...
Splenetic multi-billionaire step-uncle's house
  04/23/24
yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thi...
180 useless stain knife
  04/23/24
any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i...
Splenetic multi-billionaire step-uncle's house
  04/24/24
Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have in...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/24/24
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garnet den kitty cat
  04/23/24
Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my...
aquamarine contagious property
  04/23/24
lol get the wife some cheap box cutters
Confused personal credit line
  04/24/24
She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that...
aquamarine contagious property
  04/24/24
wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon
Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter
  04/24/24
The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are ...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/24/24
HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade mad...
aquamarine contagious property
  04/24/24
Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting ...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/25/24
LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is ...
aquamarine contagious property
  04/25/24
I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/26/24
None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonom...
aquamarine contagious property
  04/26/24
Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they ...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/25/24
S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don&r...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/26/24
Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retenti...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/26/24
great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded a...
garnet den kitty cat
  04/25/24
(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhanc...
arrogant jew hunting ground
  04/25/24
Benchmades are complete flame It's the preferred knife for...
Walnut vivacious pit
  04/25/24
Benchmade is basically a boomer tax
garnet den kitty cat
  04/25/24
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Comical deranged generalized bond
  04/26/24
they're $200, don't be a faggot
provocative goal in life casino
  04/25/24
imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of ...
provocative goal in life casino
  04/25/24
I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them w...
180 useless stain knife
  04/25/24
Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you ...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/26/24
ever heard of a box cutter? and for opening mail u don't ...
provocative goal in life casino
  04/26/24
A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister p...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/26/24
Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're a...
vibrant goyim
  04/26/24
you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now
salmon school
  04/26/24
lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife be...
Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter
  04/28/24
Lol I'm such a goy!
garnet den kitty cat
  04/28/24
you need to carry it EVERY DAY
Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter
  04/28/24
I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still ha...
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  04/30/24
does anyone ever laugh at you?
Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter
  04/30/24
everyone loves a knifeman.
garnet den kitty cat
  04/30/24
No, I have a knife (and gun).
Stimulating Orchid Menage
  05/01/24


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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602387)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocket thing that I’ve had for years.

Bought a civvi cleaver style EDC with bright red handle for $30 on sale to replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602391)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Do you like the civivi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602460)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: yellow tanning salon toaster

My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own personal collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602546)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

still waiting on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603918)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G-10. Lock is the only part that doesn't seem premium. 6/10 IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606783)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi with micarta inlay and tanto blade, s45vn steel for $450?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608279)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in my life today for slightly more than that (fancy driving sim with really strong force feedback)

Naw im good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608284)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:40 AM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIVIVI-Mini-Mastodon-Liner-Lock--115278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608272)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I would ever buy that thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608313)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: charcoal razzle wrinkle kitty

cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602395)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602457)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Bateful Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624153)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Walnut vivacious pit

you can buy another one at the gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602459)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 when I bought it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602462)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Walnut vivacious pit

?

gas stations sell those

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602463)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

No they fucking don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602464)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Walnut vivacious pit

yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are you some kind of retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602468)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: yellow tanning salon toaster

Can confirm.

Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in Texas for $19.99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602482)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialty knife stores. Not gas stations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603920)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Confused personal credit line

are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper at a gas station.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606226)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: yellow tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608265)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: honey-headed ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608385)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: arrogant jew hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608390)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade custom shop now).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602534)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: yellow tanning salon toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602544)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Canary Affirmative Action

more like bitchmade 120, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603939)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Iridescent heady national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607924)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Walnut vivacious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609186)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Bateful Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Splenetic multi-billionaire step-uncle's house

this thread made me look up what models my knives are and their currently prices. lol, holy shit, these things have gone up in value....565sbk mini freek (a lot), a 525sgry-1 bugout (a little)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603958)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thing I basically have everything that i ever wanted (except a legit Winkler fixed blade)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603960)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Splenetic multi-billionaire step-uncle's house

any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i'd guess that demand might have gone down post pandemic with people not online buying stuff constantly, but i could be wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606199)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have increased their prices about 30% from pre-pandemic pricing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606254)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604711)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: aquamarine contagious property

Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my knives to open packages then leaves them around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604716)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Confused personal credit line

lol get the wife some cheap box cutters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606227)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: aquamarine contagious property

She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that back to be when you're done." "Sure!" (She won't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607954)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter

wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606260)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are just pissed they have to pay a premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607849)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: aquamarine contagious property

HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade made that one too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608227)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting to see how popular it is among other brands, but I still like benchmade the best. The only quibble, and it’s very minor because, frankly it’s not that much of an advantage over say S30v, but benchmade needs more magnacut. I strongly dislike S90v. Why I bought one with it I have no idea. M4 is really nice, I got the bladehq 940 in M4 when it was available, but you have to touch up the edge as it micro corrodes or something. Magnacut seems like it is really pretty good, but how much better than S30v? I don’t think I care enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608330)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: aquamarine contagious property

LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is my EDC and has been for 10+ years. I have some SOG knives that I like and a Spyderco Autonomy 2 automatic. The HK is my only Benchmade and I don't see any other Benchmades that I love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609177)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit, I can spend money on knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610575)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: aquamarine contagious property

None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonomy 2 is like a $300 knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611623)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they need to move on from s30v.

Spyderco's base steel in most models is now s45vn but they make variants of their US models in pretty much any steel you want. So I guess somewhat they can point to better materials for their price hikes. Benchmade? Same exact shit but now 30% more expensive.

That said, the steel nerd bullshit is mostly a marketing scam. Every couple years the current super steel becomes ubiquitous and something else comes along to replace it. Couple years ago it was m390/20cv/204p Now it's BIGDICKMAGNACUT bc it can be heat treated to motherfucking 63 HRC!

In reality, hardly anyone is using their $500 knife enough to notice the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609816)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don’t see much advantage to one over another. Magnacut seems like a small step up mainly in corrosion resistance but I have not seen a spec of rust on S30v or S35v.

S90v and s110v I don’t understand the appeal at all. Maybe if you never want to sharpen and all you use the knife for is cutting paper?

M4 I like. Only thing I have noticed is the edge gets visibly darker as in some form of oxidation no longer a mirror finish. But whatever. It still cuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611300)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retention and toughness for most pocket knife users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611894)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608236)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: arrogant jew hunting ground

(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhancement" pills)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608392)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Walnut vivacious pit

Benchmades are complete flame

It's the preferred knife for male-to-male transexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609286)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Benchmade is basically a boomer tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609502)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Comical deranged generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610574)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: provocative goal in life casino

they're $200, don't be a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609507)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: provocative goal in life casino

imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609509)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: 180 useless stain knife

I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them were for hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609822)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you not need to stab people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610573)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: provocative goal in life casino

ever heard of a box cutter?

and for opening mail u don't need anything besides your hands. it's weird people don't know how to open envelopes from the side with their finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611278)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister packs, and everything else with your hands if you try enough, but a knife makes all this easy and why not have a nice knife rather than a shitty plastic box cutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611284)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: vibrant goyim

Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610793)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: salmon school

you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611294)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter

lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife because knife manufacturers started marketing their products as “EDC” LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47614983)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

Lol I'm such a goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615000)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter

you need to carry it EVERY DAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615085)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:25 AM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still have that knife. A victorinox spartan with black scales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47620558)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Violet Curious Faggot Firefighter

does anyone ever laugh at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47620940)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: garnet den kitty cat

everyone loves a knifeman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47621010)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Orchid Menage

No, I have a knife (and gun).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624147)