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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
Awkward flatulent masturbator french chef
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
dull pit striped hyena
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
vivacious milky useless brakes
  05/01/24
BUT
medicated beta therapy mad cow disease
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
adventurous navy kitty stock car
  05/01/24
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Gold comical dingle berry stage
  05/01/24
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Adulterous state
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Sickened Digit Ratio
  05/01/24
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Brilliant Unhinged New Version Indirect Expression
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
nubile elite kitchen
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
Up-to-no-good messiness
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
silver menage
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Gold comical dingle berry stage
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
flickering khaki market factory reset button
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
silver menage
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
grizzly mother stage
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
jet-lagged son of senegal goal in life
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
180 Point Volcanic Crater
  05/01/24
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vibrant lemon chapel background story
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
Glittery Lay
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
aromatic codepig
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
Glittery Lay
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
Sable deranged pozpig mental disorder
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
Umber center telephone
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
self-absorbed church
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
indigo theater
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
Swashbuckling Orchestra Pit
  05/01/24
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dull pit striped hyena
  05/01/24
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nudist office
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
Razzle resort black woman
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
Green razzmatazz tanning salon rigor
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
Dun confused pocket flask
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
dull pit striped hyena
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
adventurous navy kitty stock car
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
silver menage
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
self-absorbed church
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
hairless half-breed brethren
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
grizzly mother stage
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Awkward flatulent masturbator french chef

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: dull pit striped hyena

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: vivacious milky useless brakes

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: medicated beta therapy mad cow disease

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous navy kitty stock car

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Gold comical dingle berry stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Adulterous state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Sickened Digit Ratio

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Brilliant Unhinged New Version Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: nubile elite kitchen

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good messiness

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: silver menage

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Gold comical dingle berry stage

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: flickering khaki market factory reset button

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: silver menage

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: grizzly mother stage

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged son of senegal goal in life

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: 180 Point Volcanic Crater

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: vibrant lemon chapel background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Glittery Lay

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: aromatic codepig

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Glittery Lay

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Sable deranged pozpig mental disorder

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Umber center telephone

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed church

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: indigo theater

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Orchestra Pit

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: dull pit striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: nudist office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Razzle resort black woman

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Green razzmatazz tanning salon rigor

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Dun confused pocket flask

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: dull pit striped hyena

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: adventurous navy kitty stock car

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: silver menage

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: self-absorbed church

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: hairless half-breed brethren

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: grizzly mother stage

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)