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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Contagious mother
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
alcoholic temple cuckold
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
bull headed boyish rehab private investor
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
alcoholic temple cuckold
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
bull headed boyish rehab private investor
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Contagious mother
  05/05/24
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bull headed boyish rehab private investor
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk
  05/05/24
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alcoholic temple cuckold
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
hairraiser whorehouse
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
hideous national security agency useless brakes
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Low-t kitty cat really tough guy
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Contagious mother
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Bateful Jew
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Metal swashbuckling piazza
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Bateful Jew
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Silver Aphrodisiac Mexican
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Bateful Jew
  05/06/24
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Elite razzle background story
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Out-of-control insecure old irish cottage nibblets
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Low-t kitty cat really tough guy
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Maize theater main people
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Claret Awkward Menage
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
stimulating half-breed love of her life
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Bateful Jew
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Contagious mother
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Low-t kitty cat really tough guy
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
gold wrinkle ladyboy
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
alcoholic temple cuckold
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Maize theater main people
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
spectacular queen of the night
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Maize theater main people
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Contagious mother
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Maize theater main people
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Opaque Flatulent Theater Stage Jap
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Contagious mother
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Contagious mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: alcoholic temple cuckold

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: bull headed boyish rehab private investor

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: alcoholic temple cuckold

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: bull headed boyish rehab private investor

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Contagious mother

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: bull headed boyish rehab private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: alcoholic temple cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: hairraiser whorehouse

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: hideous national security agency useless brakes

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Low-t kitty cat really tough guy

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Contagious mother

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful Jew

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Metal swashbuckling piazza

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Bateful Jew

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Silver Aphrodisiac Mexican

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Bateful Jew

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Elite razzle background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Out-of-control insecure old irish cottage nibblets

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Low-t kitty cat really tough guy

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Maize theater main people

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Claret Awkward Menage

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: stimulating half-breed love of her life

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Bateful Jew

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Contagious mother

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Low-t kitty cat really tough guy

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: gold wrinkle ladyboy

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: alcoholic temple cuckold

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Maize theater main people

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: spectacular queen of the night

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Maize theater main people

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Contagious mother

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Maize theater main people

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring striped hyena milk

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Opaque Flatulent Theater Stage Jap

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Contagious mother

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)