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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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glittery hominid
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
pungent crackhouse
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
alcoholic place of business office
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Lascivious national foreskin
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
alcoholic place of business office
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Lascivious national foreskin
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
glittery hominid
  05/05/24
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Lascivious national foreskin
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
pungent crackhouse
  05/05/24
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alcoholic place of business office
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
bossy point twinkling uncleanness
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Green genital piercing church building
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
pungent crackhouse
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
glittery hominid
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
floppy house
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
aqua multi-colored heaven
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
floppy house
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
charcoal laughsome mad-dog skullcap
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
floppy house
  05/06/24
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lime keepsake machete
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Exhilarant yapping background story volcanic crater
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Stimulating Federal Gas Station
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
thirsty cream locus
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
fear-inspiring bateful laser beams sound barrier
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
floppy house
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
glittery hominid
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
boyish knife friendly grandma
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
alcoholic place of business office
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Stimulating Federal Gas Station
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
stirring kink-friendly marketing idea
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Stimulating Federal Gas Station
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
glittery hominid
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Stimulating Federal Gas Station
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
pungent crackhouse
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
diverse lodge
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
glittery hominid
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: glittery hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: alcoholic place of business office

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious national foreskin

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: alcoholic place of business office

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Lascivious national foreskin

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: glittery hominid

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Lascivious national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: alcoholic place of business office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: bossy point twinkling uncleanness

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Green genital piercing church building

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: glittery hominid

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: floppy house

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: aqua multi-colored heaven

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: floppy house

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: charcoal laughsome mad-dog skullcap

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: floppy house

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: lime keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant yapping background story volcanic crater

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Stimulating Federal Gas Station

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: thirsty cream locus

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bateful laser beams sound barrier

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: floppy house

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: glittery hominid

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: dashing mahogany skinny woman queen of the night

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: boyish knife friendly grandma

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: alcoholic place of business office

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Federal Gas Station

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: stirring kink-friendly marketing idea

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Stimulating Federal Gas Station

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: glittery hominid

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Federal Gas Station

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: pungent crackhouse

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: diverse lodge

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: glittery hominid

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)