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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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khaki base main people
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
gaped ape range
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Disrespectful soul-stirring market
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Disrespectful soul-stirring market
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
khaki base main people
  05/05/24
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Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
gaped ape range
  05/05/24
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Disrespectful soul-stirring market
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Exciting Ungodly Center
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Maroon library
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
gaped ape range
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
talented trump supporter pisswyrm
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
khaki base main people
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Orange knife
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Claret Incel Trust Fund
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home
  05/06/24
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Pale shrine giraffe
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
snowy locale
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
talented trump supporter pisswyrm
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Concupiscible stage
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
hairraiser ultramarine parlour
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
khaki base main people
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
talented trump supporter pisswyrm
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Lavender office dingle berry
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Disrespectful soul-stirring market
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Comical Nighttime Indirect Expression Electric Furnace
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
khaki base main people
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
gaped ape range
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
magenta mewling gaping jew
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
khaki base main people
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: khaki base main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: gaped ape range

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring market

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring market

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: khaki base main people

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Vibrant Honey-headed Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: gaped ape range

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Exciting Ungodly Center

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Maroon library

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: gaped ape range

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: talented trump supporter pisswyrm

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: khaki base main people

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Orange knife

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Claret Incel Trust Fund

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Pale shrine giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: snowy locale

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: talented trump supporter pisswyrm

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible stage

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: hairraiser ultramarine parlour

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Stimulating aquamarine therapy nursing home

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: khaki base main people

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: talented trump supporter pisswyrm

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Lavender office dingle berry

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Disrespectful soul-stirring market

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Comical Nighttime Indirect Expression Electric Furnace

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: khaki base main people

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: provocative burgundy half-breed foreskin

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: gaped ape range

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: magenta mewling gaping jew

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: khaki base main people

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)