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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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provocative yarmulke
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
useless point
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Aqua Motley Dysfunction
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
amethyst goyim son of senegal
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Aqua Motley Dysfunction
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
amethyst goyim son of senegal
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
provocative yarmulke
  05/05/24
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amethyst goyim son of senegal
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
useless point
  05/05/24
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Aqua Motley Dysfunction
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Silver infuriating stock car
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
embarrassed to the bone stage cuckoldry
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
useless point
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
mind-boggling corn cake telephone
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
provocative yarmulke
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
thriller brethren shitlib
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Marvelous vengeful jewess
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
thriller brethren shitlib
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Arousing crimson macaca
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
thriller brethren shitlib
  05/06/24
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Exciting gay roast beef hall
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Lime Vigorous Round Eye
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
mind-boggling corn cake telephone
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Lascivious sanctuary
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Smoky stage
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Fragrant office
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
thriller brethren shitlib
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
provocative yarmulke
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
mind-boggling corn cake telephone
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
umber mental disorder rigpig
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Aqua Motley Dysfunction
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Lascivious sanctuary
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Cobalt vivacious reading party
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Lascivious sanctuary
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
provocative yarmulke
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Lascivious sanctuary
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
useless point
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Walnut orchestra pit trust fund
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
provocative yarmulke
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: useless point

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Aqua Motley Dysfunction

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: amethyst goyim son of senegal

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Aqua Motley Dysfunction

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: amethyst goyim son of senegal

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: amethyst goyim son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: useless point

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Aqua Motley Dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Silver infuriating stock car

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone stage cuckoldry

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: useless point

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: mind-boggling corn cake telephone

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: thriller brethren shitlib

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Marvelous vengeful jewess

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: thriller brethren shitlib

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Arousing crimson macaca

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: thriller brethren shitlib

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Exciting gay roast beef hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Lime Vigorous Round Eye

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling corn cake telephone

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Smoky stage

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Fragrant office

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: thriller brethren shitlib

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling corn cake telephone

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: umber mental disorder rigpig

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Aqua Motley Dysfunction

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Cobalt vivacious reading party

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: provocative yarmulke

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Lascivious sanctuary

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: useless point

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Walnut orchestra pit trust fund

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: provocative yarmulke

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)