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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
rambunctious antidepressant drug area
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
rambunctious antidepressant drug area
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
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arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage
  05/05/24
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rambunctious antidepressant drug area
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
ebony dashing plaza
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Mahogany casino
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
rusted tantric native circlehead
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
dull stage regret
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Blathering narrow-minded tanning salon
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
dull stage regret
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Judgmental dilemma stain
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
dull stage regret
  05/06/24
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bateful kitty cat locus
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
walnut aphrodisiac dragon roast beef
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
rusted tantric native circlehead
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
maniacal vermilion partner
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
At-the-ready trip telephone jap
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
costumed disgusting karate
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
dull stage regret
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
rusted tantric native circlehead
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
bisexual flesh shrine
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
rambunctious antidepressant drug area
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
maniacal vermilion partner
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Appetizing Bistre Sanctuary
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
maniacal vermilion partner
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
maniacal vermilion partner
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
black violent senate liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Aromatic sweet tailpipe
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: rambunctious antidepressant drug area

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: rambunctious antidepressant drug area

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: arrogant soul-stirring juggernaut business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: rambunctious antidepressant drug area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: ebony dashing plaza

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Mahogany casino

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: rusted tantric native circlehead

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: dull stage regret

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Blathering narrow-minded tanning salon

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: dull stage regret

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Judgmental dilemma stain

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: dull stage regret

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: bateful kitty cat locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: walnut aphrodisiac dragon roast beef

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: rusted tantric native circlehead

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: maniacal vermilion partner

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready trip telephone jap

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: costumed disgusting karate

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: dull stage regret

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: rusted tantric native circlehead

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: bisexual flesh shrine

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: rambunctious antidepressant drug area

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: maniacal vermilion partner

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Bistre Sanctuary

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: maniacal vermilion partner

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: maniacal vermilion partner

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Pearly Multi-colored Blood Rage

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: black violent senate liquid oxygen

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Aromatic sweet tailpipe

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)