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BAML associate dies from overwork

https://twitter.com/itsmarkmoran/status/1787258159565840457
crystalline parlor lettuce
  05/06/24
maximum hours cap of 100 hours per week. who do they think ...
Drab roommate
  05/06/24
(demonic, hooknosed, coinclipping, money grubbing, life-hati...
Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Cuckoldry
  05/06/24
Head of FIG in the Americas: "Nature of the assignment....
Hilarious fortuitous meteor
  05/06/24
Apparently he just nuked his LinkedIn: https://www.linked...
khaki travel guidebook
  05/06/24
fig lives matter
mewling liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
was it suicide or a heart attack?
Medicated Ebony Kitchen
  05/06/24
Does it really matter?
Hilarious fortuitous meteor
  05/06/24
:(
rose prole coffee pot
  05/06/24
"Me and a few others are organizing a plan" Wha...
khaki travel guidebook
  05/06/24
retards who couldnt get a job at a better bank
mewling liquid oxygen
  05/06/24
https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
khaki travel guidebook
  05/09/24
4 hours for sleep plus 10 years to put the down payment on a...
offensive hunting ground
  05/09/24
How much leverage do ibankers have? Gut feeling is that the ...
Passionate Toaster
  05/09/24
theyre way more replacable than fast food workers.
offensive hunting ground
  05/09/24
...
Exhilarant Boistinker Office
  05/09/24
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4635739&mc=25&...
lascivious opaque legend
  05/09/24
This guy spent 10 years on a zog kill team and then gave his...
Exhilarant Boistinker Office
  05/09/24
dulce et decorum est
lascivious opaque legend
  05/09/24
180
Passionate Toaster
  05/09/24
anush showing up at family's house to deliver the news in br...
mewling liquid oxygen
  05/09/24
...
FizzKidd
  05/19/24
"His death came after he had allegedly been working som...
khaki travel guidebook
  05/09/24
At least he could die in peace knowing the deal closed.
ivory jet-lagged theater stage alpha
  05/09/24
...
Exhilarant Boistinker Office
  05/09/24
*widow places deal toy graveside*
mewling liquid oxygen
  05/09/24
the gravestone itself is a deal toy, with a spinnable center...
lascivious opaque legend
  05/09/24
...
Exhilarant Boistinker Office
  05/09/24
...
crystalline parlor lettuce
  05/09/24
...
Impertinent Sexy Sound Barrier
  05/09/24
...
FizzKidd
  05/19/24
They're called tombstones. https://www.golucites.com/wha...
ruinous phenotype
  05/19/24
...
indigo ratface newt
  05/09/24
Happy this bro lives long enough to see the merger completed
Impertinent Sexy Sound Barrier
  05/09/24
“What happened to [Lukenas] was absolutely tragic, but...
Ass Sunstein
  05/19/24
Lol at comparing Elon Musk to investment banker functionary.
When I grow up I want to be a pumo
  05/19/24
180
So we looked at the data
  05/19/24


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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:38 PM
Author: crystalline parlor lettuce

https://twitter.com/itsmarkmoran/status/1787258159565840457

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639967)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Drab roommate

maximum hours cap of 100 hours per week. who do they think they are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639972)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Bull Headed Step-uncle's House Cuckoldry

(demonic, hooknosed, coinclipping, money grubbing, life-hating jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640052)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: Hilarious fortuitous meteor

Head of FIG in the Americas: "Nature of the assignment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47639976)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:34 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook

Apparently he just nuked his LinkedIn:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/gary-howe-5b329353

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640225)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: mewling liquid oxygen

fig lives matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640100)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Medicated Ebony Kitchen

was it suicide or a heart attack?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640101)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: Hilarious fortuitous meteor

Does it really matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640224)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: rose prole coffee pot

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640232)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook

"Me and a few others are organizing a plan"

What kind of prole retards are they hiring at BAML?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640223)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: mewling liquid oxygen

retards who couldnt get a job at a better bank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47640236)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648838)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: offensive hunting ground

4 hours for sleep plus 10 years to put the down payment on a house plus i cant even have a positive net worth after the 18-year marriage divorce comes. why are you doing this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648846)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Passionate Toaster

How much leverage do ibankers have? Gut feeling is that the job is so sought after that they're more replaceable than fast food workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648843)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: offensive hunting ground

theyre way more replacable than fast food workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648848)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant Boistinker Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648849)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: lascivious opaque legend

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4635739&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648852)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant Boistinker Office

This guy spent 10 years on a zog kill team and then gave his one and only life for global capitalism.

Can u imagine being his wife? Every day for multiple deployments she's waiting for someone in a dress uniform to knock on the door. He finally gets out, we made it babe, and then Anoop is calling to regretfully inform you that your husband did the needful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648850)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: lascivious opaque legend

dulce et decorum est

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648851)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Passionate Toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648855)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: mewling liquid oxygen

anush showing up at family's house to deliver the news in broken english while constantly checking emails

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648928)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: FizzKidd (coquette aesthetic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675408)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:19 PM
Author: khaki travel guidebook

"His death came after he had allegedly been working some 100 hours a week for several weeks in a row on a $2 billion merger that was completed last Monday — three days before his tragic death."

Serious Q: what are guys like this actually doing in those 100 hours? Making spreadsheets about cash flows? Making powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal? Due diligence/research? What is the work product?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648858)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: ivory jet-lagged theater stage alpha

At least he could die in peace knowing the deal closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648873)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Boistinker Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648880)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: mewling liquid oxygen

*widow places deal toy graveside*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648882)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: lascivious opaque legend

the gravestone itself is a deal toy, with a spinnable centerpiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648889)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Boistinker Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47648891)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:31 PM
Author: crystalline parlor lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649061)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Impertinent Sexy Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649085)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: FizzKidd (coquette aesthetic)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675410)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype (🦆)

They're called tombstones.

https://www.golucites.com/what-is-a-tombstone-in-investment-banking/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675447)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: indigo ratface newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649079)



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Date: May 9th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Impertinent Sexy Sound Barrier

Happy this bro lives long enough to see the merger completed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47649083)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

“What happened to [Lukenas] was absolutely tragic, but for junior bankers to leverage his untimely death with the aim of reducing the heavy and intense workload required to be a successful investment banker is inappropriate,” one banker who spent two decades on Wall Street told The Post. “Elon Musk works more than 100 hours a week and he hasn’t dropped dead.”

Another banker added: “If you don’t want to do the job, there are three junior people behind you who will take your seat.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675400)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

Lol at comparing Elon Musk to investment banker functionary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675417)



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Date: May 19th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525767&forum_id=2#47675422)