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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
outnumbered cocky community account old irish cottage
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
180 haunted graveyard wrinkle
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
charcoal boistinker wagecucks
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
excellent.
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
impressive trust fund
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
clear vivacious mad-dog skullcap filthpig
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
lololol
outnumbered cocky community account old irish cottage
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
179
Slate misanthropic becky
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
spectacular puppy spot
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Adventurous ebony deer antler
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Hairraiser abnormal state
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
*lol*
cream stimulating half-breed
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Fragrant house-broken ceo
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Fragrant house-broken ceo
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Laughsome alpha rehab
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
Decent
costumed bawdyhouse
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
polite applause
stubborn theater stage
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Good.
bespoke cyan mental disorder
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
bespoke cyan mental disorder
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
*high five*
bespoke cyan mental disorder
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
underrated
Blue judgmental windowlicker
  11/20/07
lol
Scarlet racy quadroon
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Mind-boggling opaque casino death wish
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Sienna sweet tailpipe
  09/09/07
Excellent.
bespoke cyan mental disorder
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Hairraiser abnormal state
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
excellent.
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Hairraiser abnormal state
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
nice.
Laughsome alpha rehab
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
histrionic fishy sanctuary
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
underratted
Ruby Shrine
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Heady office
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
diverse corner
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Laughsome alpha rehab
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Maniacal step-uncle's house pistol
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Aphrodisiac bearded den
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Red seedy kitchen ladyboy
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
180 haunted graveyard wrinkle
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
Slate misanthropic becky
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
shivering home tattoo
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Splenetic balding base
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
sticky gas station striped hyena
  09/11/07
True dat.
costumed bawdyhouse
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Offensive foreskin
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
shivering home tattoo
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Dead Mewling Generalized Bond
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Coral immigrant
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
mustard double fault pervert
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Brindle Sneaky Criminal
  09/20/07
lol
Flickering snowy school cafeteria
  09/20/07
ha
shivering home tattoo
  09/25/07
fuck off
Brindle Sneaky Criminal
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Metal turquoise selfie location
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
provocative khaki school
  09/25/07
*crickets*
shivering home tattoo
  09/25/07
bump
submissive greedy reading party turdskin
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
shivering home tattoo
  11/19/07
lulz
exhilarant chocolate chad
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Galvanic nowag
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Splenetic balding base
  11/20/07
lulz.
diverse corner
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
lavender partner
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
histrionic fishy sanctuary
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Azure exciting roast beef senate
  11/20/07
Loads.
wine stage
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Peach Pea-brained Resort Coldplay Fan
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
histrionic fishy sanctuary
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
wine stage
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Splenetic balding base
  11/20/07
luluz
Hot henna legend
  11/20/07
180
shivering home tattoo
  11/29/07
...
Startled hell black woman
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Chrome Field
  07/17/08
...
Motley Associate
  07/20/08
...
Motley Associate
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
gaped titillating lodge
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Razzle-dazzle gay brunch
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
odious naked point fat ankles
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Comical plum cruise ship
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
razzle bearded dingle berry cuck
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
slippery sinister stead gaping
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
arousing scourge upon the earth
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Razzle-dazzle gay brunch
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
odious naked point fat ankles
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Motley Associate
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Zombie-like Church Dog Poop
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Zombie-like Church Dog Poop
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Zombie-like Church Dog Poop
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Zombie-like Church Dog Poop
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Multi-colored private investor
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
Curious amethyst meetinghouse
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Multi-colored private investor
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
amber big space
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Cerebral hominid
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
bipolar forum
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Motley Associate
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Bronze Arrogant Crackhouse
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: outnumbered cocky community account old irish cottage

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard wrinkle

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: charcoal boistinker wagecucks

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: impressive trust fund

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: clear vivacious mad-dog skullcap filthpig

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: outnumbered cocky community account old irish cottage

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: Slate misanthropic becky

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: spectacular puppy spot

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Adventurous ebony deer antler

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser abnormal state

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: cream stimulating half-breed

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Fragrant house-broken ceo

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Fragrant house-broken ceo

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Laughsome alpha rehab

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: costumed bawdyhouse

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: stubborn theater stage

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: bespoke cyan mental disorder

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: bespoke cyan mental disorder

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: bespoke cyan mental disorder

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Blue judgmental windowlicker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Scarlet racy quadroon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling opaque casino death wish

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Sienna sweet tailpipe

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: bespoke cyan mental disorder

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser abnormal state

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser abnormal state

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Laughsome alpha rehab

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: histrionic fishy sanctuary

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Ruby Shrine

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Heady office

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Rusted Sick Organic Girlfriend Place Of Business

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: diverse corner

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Laughsome alpha rehab

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Maniacal step-uncle's house pistol

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded den

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Red seedy kitchen ladyboy

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: 180 haunted graveyard wrinkle

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Slate misanthropic becky

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: shivering home tattoo

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Splenetic balding base

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: sticky gas station striped hyena

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: costumed bawdyhouse

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Offensive foreskin

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: shivering home tattoo

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Dead Mewling Generalized Bond

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Coral immigrant

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: mustard double fault pervert

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Brindle Sneaky Criminal

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Flickering snowy school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: shivering home tattoo

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Brindle Sneaky Criminal

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Metal turquoise selfie location

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: provocative khaki school

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: shivering home tattoo

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: submissive greedy reading party turdskin
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: shivering home tattoo

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: exhilarant chocolate chad

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Galvanic nowag

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Splenetic balding base

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: diverse corner

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: lavender partner

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: histrionic fishy sanctuary

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Azure exciting roast beef senate

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: wine stage

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Peach Pea-brained Resort Coldplay Fan

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: histrionic fishy sanctuary

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: wine stage

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Splenetic balding base

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Hot henna legend

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: shivering home tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Startled hell black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Chrome Field

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Motley Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Motley Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: gaped titillating lodge

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gay brunch

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: odious naked point fat ankles

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Comical plum cruise ship

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: razzle bearded dingle berry cuck

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: slippery sinister stead gaping

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: arousing scourge upon the earth

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle gay brunch

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: odious naked point fat ankles

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Motley Associate

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Zombie-like Church Dog Poop

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like Church Dog Poop

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Zombie-like Church Dog Poop

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Zombie-like Church Dog Poop

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Multi-colored private investor

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Curious amethyst meetinghouse

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored private investor

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: amber big space

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Cerebral hominid

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: bipolar forum

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Motley Associate

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Bronze Arrogant Crackhouse

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)