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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Nofapping nudist senate
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Aggressive passionate resort
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
Demanding fragrant state
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
excellent.
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
walnut impressive turdskin new version
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
brass dilemma
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
lololol
Nofapping nudist senate
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Not bad.
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
179
cracking navy box office
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
floppy godawful brunch regret
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
contagious public bath
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
chocolate dead corner
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
*lol*
Charismatic Brilliant Point
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Free-loading boiling water
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Free-loading boiling water
  09/11/07
just horrible.
comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
Decent
Fluffy school cafeteria
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
polite applause
Up-to-no-good stage chad
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Good.
odious burgundy azn therapy
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
odious burgundy azn therapy
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
wine police squad
  09/09/07
*high five*
odious burgundy azn therapy
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
underrated
Irate Erotic Library Windowlicker
  11/20/07
lol
Infuriating Cordovan Kitty Cat Crackhouse
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Vermilion fantasy-prone base
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Coral bateful death wish bbw
  09/09/07
Excellent.
odious burgundy azn therapy
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
chocolate dead corner
  09/09/07
Heehee.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
excellent.
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
chocolate dead corner
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
nice.
comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
shivering out-of-control rehab ape
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
underratted
Appetizing Sanctuary Weed Whacker
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
House-broken scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
wine police squad
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
wild mexican filthpig
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Disturbing Yapping Rigor Tattoo
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
wine police squad
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Crystalline ratface
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
opaque halford
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
wine police squad
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
racy filthy potus
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Aggressive passionate resort
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
cracking navy box office
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
White nowag
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Cerise diverse marketing idea
  09/11/07
True dat.
Fluffy school cafeteria
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
domesticated gaming laptop
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
snowy stage organic girlfriend
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
glittery sex offender
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
wine police squad
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
exciting milky locus partner
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
crusty really tough guy
  09/20/07
lol
Curious ebony trump supporter
  09/20/07
ha
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  09/25/07
fuck off
crusty really tough guy
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Titillating goal in life
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
onyx school
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  09/25/07
bump
Know-it-all Unholy Dingle Berry Site
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  11/19/07
lulz
hairraiser geriatric pistol
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Blue love of her life background story
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
White nowag
  11/20/07
lulz.
Disturbing Yapping Rigor Tattoo
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
wine police squad
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
wine police squad
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Fishy casino
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
shivering out-of-control rehab ape
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
wine police squad
  11/20/07
Loads.
duck-like jap legal warrant
  11/20/07
Underrated.
razzle pocket flask
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
shivering out-of-control rehab ape
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
duck-like jap legal warrant
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
White nowag
  11/20/07
luluz
very tactful stead cumskin
  11/20/07
180
Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel
  11/29/07
...
flushed striped hyena milk
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
sticky laughsome idea he suggested pit
  07/17/08
...
Harsh Field Lettuce
  07/20/08
...
Harsh Field Lettuce
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
trip light useless brakes
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Flatulent church
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Claret Excitant Hospital
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Aqua twinkling uncleanness station
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
lascivious primrose voyeur stock car
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
big goyim
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
irradiated area blood rage
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Flatulent church
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Claret Excitant Hospital
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Harsh Field Lettuce
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
mind-boggling theatre
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
ruby tantric university
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
mind-boggling theatre
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
beady-eyed property gay wizard
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Shaky smoky digit ratio
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
khaki french chef
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Harsh Field Lettuce
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
electric aquamarine hall toilet seat
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Nofapping nudist senate

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Aggressive passionate resort

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Demanding fragrant state

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: walnut impressive turdskin new version

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: brass dilemma

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Nofapping nudist senate

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: wine police squad

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: wine police squad

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: cracking navy box office

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: floppy godawful brunch regret

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: contagious public bath

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: chocolate dead corner

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: wine police squad

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Charismatic Brilliant Point

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Free-loading boiling water

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Free-loading boiling water

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Fluffy school cafeteria

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good stage chad

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: odious burgundy azn therapy

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: odious burgundy azn therapy

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: wine police squad

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: odious burgundy azn therapy

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: wine police squad

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Irate Erotic Library Windowlicker

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Infuriating Cordovan Kitty Cat Crackhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Vermilion fantasy-prone base

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Coral bateful death wish bbw

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: odious burgundy azn therapy

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: wine police squad

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: chocolate dead corner

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: wine police squad

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: wine police squad

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: chocolate dead corner

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: wine police squad

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: shivering out-of-control rehab ape

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: wine police squad

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: wine police squad

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Appetizing Sanctuary Weed Whacker

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: House-broken scourge upon the earth fortuitous meteor

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: wine police squad
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: wild mexican filthpig

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Disturbing Yapping Rigor Tattoo

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: wine police squad

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: comical sapphire dysfunction indirect expression

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Crystalline ratface

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: opaque halford

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: racy filthy potus

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Aggressive passionate resort

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: cracking navy box office

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: White nowag

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Cerise diverse marketing idea

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Fluffy school cafeteria

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: domesticated gaming laptop

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: snowy stage organic girlfriend

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: glittery sex offender

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: exciting milky locus partner

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: crusty really tough guy

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Curious ebony trump supporter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: crusty really tough guy

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Titillating goal in life

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: onyx school

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Know-it-all Unholy Dingle Berry Site
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: hairraiser geriatric pistol

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Blue love of her life background story

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: White nowag

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Disturbing Yapping Rigor Tattoo

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: wine police squad

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Fishy casino

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: shivering out-of-control rehab ape

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: wine police squad

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: duck-like jap legal warrant

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: razzle pocket flask

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: shivering out-of-control rehab ape

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: duck-like jap legal warrant

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: White nowag

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: very tactful stead cumskin

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Federal Scarlet Laser Beams Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: flushed striped hyena milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: sticky laughsome idea he suggested pit

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Harsh Field Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Harsh Field Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: trip light useless brakes

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Flatulent church

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Claret Excitant Hospital

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Aqua twinkling uncleanness station

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: lascivious primrose voyeur stock car

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: big goyim

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: irradiated area blood rage

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Flatulent church

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Claret Excitant Hospital

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Harsh Field Lettuce

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Spectacular maroon hunting ground roast beef

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: mind-boggling theatre

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: ruby tantric university

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling theatre

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed property gay wizard

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Shaky smoky digit ratio

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: khaki french chef

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Harsh Field Lettuce

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: electric aquamarine hall toilet seat

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)