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Suze Orman: You're fucked, kiddo

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Su...
free-loading abode place of business
  09/29/08
Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onio...
Bearded temple digit ratio
  09/29/08
For some reason, i clicked the link
harsh nibblets laser beams
  09/29/08
Hope springs eternal
sable giraffe
  09/29/08
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free-loading abode place of business
  09/29/08
Fucking stellar
French gold ladyboy
  09/29/08
great work
Confused up-to-no-good mad-dog skullcap
  09/30/08
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free-loading abode place of business
  09/30/08
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free-loading abode place of business
  10/01/08
two thumbs up
Mahogany very tactful messiness juggernaut
  10/02/08


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Date: September 29th, 2008 2:46 AM
Author: free-loading abode place of business

Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added.

Orman spent the rest of the show drinking vodka straight from the bottle and laughing at the idiotic and borderline criminal financial mistakes that average Americans have made in recent years. She then went home and sat on her girlfriend's face.

http://www.cnn.com/MONEY/09/28/2008/suze.orman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:39 AM
Author: Bearded temple digit ratio

Never stop, evan. This reads like one of the rare funny Onion articles. It is classically perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210322)





Date: September 29th, 2008 2:53 AM
Author: harsh nibblets laser beams

For some reason, i clicked the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210142)





Date: September 29th, 2008 7:26 AM
Author: sable giraffe

Hope springs eternal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210309)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:17 PM
Author: free-loading abode place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212357)





Date: September 29th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: French gold ladyboy

Fucking stellar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10212376)





Date: September 30th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Confused up-to-no-good mad-dog skullcap

great work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10213530)





Date: September 30th, 2008 8:15 PM
Author: free-loading abode place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10215618)





Date: October 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Author: free-loading abode place of business

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10219613)





Date: October 2nd, 2008 2:04 AM
Author: Mahogany very tactful messiness juggernaut

two thumbs up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10220111)