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Kirkland & Ellis Layoff Bloodbath FRIDAY

Lat and ATL scooped again. It wont be as bad as Latham, O...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/04/09
Earl FTW. and to think i almost went there. fuck though, who...
.....,.....,......,....,......,......,  03/04/09
L&W... Oh wait!
Drunk and pissed  03/04/09
nowhere is safe, it's just a matter of time
.... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..  03/04/09
I think Kirkland is generally good and leads in compensation...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/04/09
Cravath's numbers for last year were horrible, and i can't i...
.....,.....,......,....,......,......,  03/04/09
titcr about cravath. 90 partners and 150 new associates ever...
......w.erw....wrw........wrw  03/05/09
gonna be hard to make this stealth
.... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..  03/04/09
i keep wondering when the second tier "NY" ny firm...
NYClawful  03/04/09
...
\'\/'\';;;;\';;;;...\'  04/03/09
They should've had the conference room billed to #187 for so...
:D  03/06/09
...
kt1228  03/06/09
Just NYC?
Glenallen Hill  03/04/09
Dunno, probably not.
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/04/09
a recruiter told me K&E was hiring...blast!
;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.  03/04/09
they are hiring, but there are a lot of people they want to ...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/04/09
yup. the real game changer right now is that you can't last...
NYClawful  03/04/09
there are two components to these layoffs. some are truly...
NYClawful  03/04/09
Why do so many people suck at law?
:D  03/04/09
the work is long, arduous and boring. can you do good wor...
NYClawful  03/04/09
My resume says detail oriented. I also keep in mind the big ...
:D  03/05/09
haha
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
why do you suck at life?
Virgil Caine  03/04/09
yeah, hiring in bankruptcy (which they actually are)
JohnPaulStevens  03/05/09
How is Kirkland's IP practice?
Virgil Caine  03/04/09
in what way?
.... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..  03/04/09
in terms of having work to do.
Virgil Caine  03/04/09
friends there say they are still busy
.... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..  03/04/09
They just bought O'Melveny's soft IP practice. I'm sure the...
firebrand  03/07/09
Where's KirklandTroll? Year 7: YOURE A PARTNER Year 8:...
Gogol Ganguly  03/04/09
INCOME PARTNER*
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/04/09
first against the wall
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
180 miss that guy LOOK AT THE NYC HAS-BEENS at CRAVATH...
NYClawful  03/05/09
well done
autoadmit droid  03/05/09
The conference room bookings are accurate. They are all not...
KEKE  03/05/09
omm paid 2 months severance today to jrs, then lied and said...
NYClawful  03/05/09
that's not what ATL said...explain.
;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.  03/05/09
OMM's spokespeople lied. that firm is the definition of a...
NYClawful  03/05/09
OMM paid 3 months total -- one month more of regular payroll...
detailoriented  03/06/09
What's the difference between getting regular payroll and ge...
Small-Titted Landbeast  04/17/09
interesting
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
Can you post a screenshot? Never seen one of these and would...
:D  03/05/09
ty
Virgil Caine  03/05/09
haha
......w.erw....wrw........wrw  03/05/09
you're on fire in this thread
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
by july, i predict that wachtell will be the only firm even ...
NYClawful  03/05/09
Chicago partner Kevan Evanich told the Chicago Tribune: &quo...
Merriweather Post Pavilion  03/05/09
Yeah Latham had learned its lesson about laying people off i...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
Basically the lesson was that people will eventually forget ...
cherrin  03/05/09
How exactly do they get burned? Nobody is under contract and...
:D  03/05/09
in the olden days, you had to pay recruiters plus bonuses to...
legal_superstarr  03/06/09
so is this just K&E NY? any idea what type of numbers...
sun burn  03/05/09
media please credit earl (the goat) manigoat.
Sweep the Leg Johnny  03/05/09
Earl should start a competing law gossip blog with his Latha...
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
earl was laid off? kind of sad.
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
actually i dont think so, but he's keeping quiet
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
i think real estate midlevels probably fared real fucking we...
NYClawful  03/05/09
why would real estate midlevels do well ITE? you would think...
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
he's still on the lw page
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
they cut the guy who updates that shit
NYClawful  03/05/09
A friend of mine (first year) was let go at OMM and his page...
Semen & Tears, LLC  03/05/09
ya i saw. but why would midlevels in RE do well ITE? i'd...
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
something tells me you won't make it when the partners come ...
NYClawful  03/05/09
they may conclude that he is elaborate flame and move on.
Virgil Caine  03/05/09
is it because of foreclosures and related work? i'm a 1L,...
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
That is true that many RE midlevels are staying a little bus...
bobby  03/05/09
i do think earl probably has time for lots of workouts these...
NYClawful  03/05/09
you don't just curl 225 with no training
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
Guys in my high school did; it was no big deal.
174  03/05/09
ok well i noticed earl's bio was still up and i figured mayb...
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
it probably is a little busier for midlevels. For first yea...
bobby  03/05/09
Some of you are freakishly obsessed with the guy.
PDzorro  03/05/09
tyty lets hope I am right.
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
let's not, actually
.... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..  03/05/09
wait, this was flame?
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
no not at all. I dont obviously hope anyone gets laid off, ...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
ty for this clarification
thuang@texas.edu  03/05/09
wait, has atl credited you in the past?
Virgil Caine  03/05/09
hopefully it turns out they are just laying off ~50 staff me...
sun burn  03/05/09
would senior partners really be involved in this?
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
Definitely. Laying people off is a HUGE deal for a firm no ...
bobby  03/05/09
there are sidley whispers that won't go away, as well. co...
NYClawful  03/05/09
ive heard sidley is definitely in line for the chopping bloc...
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
haven't heard a definite day, but it was supposedly this wee...
NYClawful  03/05/09
so low in volume that even a monkey fucking scribe could wri...
Gogol Ganguly  03/05/09
if they come they will probably be on the heels of their ann...
Boner Jams 03  03/06/09
any news on this?
Tycho Brahe's Ruptured Bladder  03/05/09
wait for it.
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
It's suppose to happen tomorrow.
KEKE  03/05/09
lol, didnt earl have some kind of false scoop on kirkland bo...
2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator  03/05/09
He got it generally right (half-skadden plus a little extra)...
Tycho Brahe's Ruptured Bladder  03/05/09
Yeah they pushed back the announcement because I believe the...
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
MOAR
.. ... .. . ... .  03/05/09
wait for it.
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/05/09
What % do you attribute this to the massive Latham and I gue...
ptbarnum  03/05/09
MOAR MOAR
.. ... .. . ... .  03/05/09
THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN
Hercules Q. Einstein  03/06/09
WHERE IS IT
.. ... .. . ... .  03/06/09
check out ATL. new update
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.  03/06/09
commentor on ATL says they are just shooting a law and order...
;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.  03/06/09
they've been shooting L&O over several days in the offic...
KEKE  03/06/09
he didn't say which Friday
guy who did the Zelda dungeon post (retd.)  03/06/09
yeah I bet the conference rooms are booked every friday for ...
.. ... .. . ... .  03/06/09
that six months severance tip was dead-on too.
guy who did the Zelda dungeon post (retd.)  03/06/09
So did anything actually happen? Can we bring some closure o...
anwr  03/06/09
k&e associate here. absolutely nothing happened today. ...
dontcallmesurely  03/06/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  03/24/09
maybe we just can't see it b/c it's internal bleeding?
The Fordham Juggernaut  03/24/09
nice
Sir Nathaniel Higgers  03/24/09
wait for it!
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  03/24/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  03/27/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  04/02/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  04/03/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  04/17/09
wait for it!
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  04/17/09
...
.. ... .. . ... .  05/08/09
For Earl.
. .. .. .  05/21/09
stfu and wait for it!
NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL  05/21/09
It's going to be legend- wait for it -
Semen & Tears, LLC  05/21/09
Summer lunch budget: $60. No dinners. No impending lay...
KEKE  05/21/09
all quiet on the midwestern front
the 1950s  05/21/09
If a tree falls in the woods...
The Dear Leader  05/21/09
i'm pretty sure that bloodbath was supposed to occur months ...
the 1950s  05/21/09
Pretty easy for a firm that has a rep of performancing out a...
PDzorro  05/21/09
...
. .. .. .  06/18/09


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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:46 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

Lat and ATL scooped again.

It wont be as bad as Latham, Orrick or OMM but it will be substantial.

thomas yannucci and jeff hammes - part of the senior management in NY have reserved all sorts of conference rooms for Friday. Management has been making a list all week and checking it twice. Expect losses both lit and corporate.

Good chance it will be a stealth layoff, but it's not clear. Depends on the numbers they are cutting. Expect 6 months severance ftw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053700)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: .....,.....,......,....,......,......,

Earl FTW. and to think i almost went there. fuck though, who besides Wachtell is safe ITE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053708)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:48 PM
Author: Drunk and pissed

L&W... Oh wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053717)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:48 PM
Author: .... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..

nowhere is safe, it's just a matter of time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053722)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:49 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

I think Kirkland is generally good and leads in compensation. If they are canning people, its a bad sign.

The big NY firms want to lay waste to the associate ranks too but its a prestige thing. I would guess its going to happen once Cravath and Simpson realize 150 first years wont work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053745)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:55 PM
Author: .....,.....,......,....,......,......,

Cravath's numbers for last year were horrible, and i can't imagine this year is looking any better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053868)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:14 AM
Author: ......w.erw....wrw........wrw

titcr about cravath. 90 partners and 150 new associates every year is simply absurd and baffling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054257)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:47 PM
Author: .... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..

gonna be hard to make this stealth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053709)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:51 PM
Author: NYClawful

i keep wondering when the second tier "NY" ny firms -- chadbourne, stroock, et al -- will join the fun

Kaye Scholer & Proskauer have already gone, which suggests its just a matter of time

i like how it is now open season on 1st years. the class of '08 is in for a lot of pain the next few weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053791)



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Date: April 3rd, 2009 10:00 AM
Author: \'\/'\';;;;\';;;;...\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11322563)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 10:32 AM
Author: :D (peak oil + colony collapse disorder)

They should've had the conference room billed to #187 for some humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11066559)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 5:56 PM
Author: kt1228



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11070714)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:52 PM
Author: Glenallen Hill

Just NYC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053825)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:55 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

Dunno, probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053886)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:53 PM
Author: ;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.

a recruiter told me K&E was hiring...blast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053829)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:54 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

they are hiring, but there are a lot of people they want to get rid off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053855)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:56 PM
Author: NYClawful

yup. the real game changer right now is that you can't last at these places if people don't like you and/or your work.

no more coasting for 3 years not doing real work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053895)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:55 PM
Author: NYClawful

there are two components to these layoffs.

some are truly economic (real estate, structured finance, etc).

but lots are opportunistic firings of people who aren't well liked for whatever reason. my firm hired 2 people into a group then fired 2 other people a month later. it counted as a layoff, but it was really just a swap of people who weren't well regarded for people with the potential to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053867)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:56 PM
Author: :D (peak oil + colony collapse disorder)

Why do so many people suck at law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053903)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:57 PM
Author: NYClawful

the work is long, arduous and boring.

can you do good work at 3am? people judge you if you can't.

can you focus and stay detail oriented on something brutally boring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053935)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: :D (peak oil + colony collapse disorder)

My resume says detail oriented. I also keep in mind the big picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053987)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:06 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054109)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: Virgil Caine

why do you suck at life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053940)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:14 PM
Author: JohnPaulStevens

yeah, hiring in bankruptcy

(which they actually are)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056866)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:53 PM
Author: Virgil Caine

How is Kirkland's IP practice?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053845)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:54 PM
Author: .... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..

in what way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053851)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:54 PM
Author: Virgil Caine

in terms of having work to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053862)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:58 PM
Author: .... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..

friends there say they are still busy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053941)



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Date: March 7th, 2009 5:51 PM
Author: firebrand

They just bought O'Melveny's soft IP practice. I'm sure they're doing fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11077660)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:55 PM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

Where's KirklandTroll?

Year 7: YOURE A PARTNER

Year 8: YOURE HOMELESS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053866)



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Date: March 4th, 2009 11:56 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

INCOME PARTNER*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11053897)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:06 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

first against the wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054095)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: NYClawful

180

miss that guy

LOOK AT THE NYC HAS-BEENS at CRAVATH NOT DOING LAYOFFS!!

KIRKLAND WITH MARKET-SHATTERING SEVERANCE!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054066)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:09 AM
Author: autoadmit droid (Rhododendron is a nice flower)

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054151)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:04 AM
Author: KEKE

The conference room bookings are accurate. They are all not billed to a client matter #.

If I don't get 6 months severance, I will shit in the urinal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054069)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:06 AM
Author: NYClawful

omm paid 2 months severance today to jrs, then lied and said it was 3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054093)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:10 AM
Author: ;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.

that's not what ATL said...explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054179)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:12 AM
Author: NYClawful

OMM's spokespeople lied.

that firm is the definition of a TTT. i hope it merges with O'Satan in hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054212)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 11:47 AM
Author: detailoriented

OMM paid 3 months total -- one month more of regular payroll, plus at least 2 months severance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11067157)



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Date: April 17th, 2009 2:51 PM
Author: Small-Titted Landbeast (Worst parodier ever.)

What's the difference between getting regular payroll and getting severance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11458273)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:07 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054120)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: :D (peak oil + colony collapse disorder)

Can you post a screenshot? Never seen one of these and would like to become a mfe on BIGLAW conference room reservations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054137)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Virgil Caine

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054147)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:18 AM
Author: ......w.erw....wrw........wrw

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054311)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

you're on fire in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054325)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: NYClawful

by july, i predict that wachtell will be the only firm even making a pretense of providing employment to the class of '09 in '09.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054140)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:08 AM
Author: Merriweather Post Pavilion

Chicago partner Kevan Evanich told the Chicago Tribune: "Kirkland, on the other hand, has no plans to curtail hiring, Evanich said. It's a lesson learned from the last recession. The firm reduced hiring and was burned when the economy turned around, he said."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054146)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:10 AM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

Yeah Latham had learned its lesson about laying people off in 1991 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054176)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 1:43 AM
Author: cherrin

Basically the lesson was that people will eventually forget and you'd become a Vault 10 firm.

Coincidentally enough, isn't/wasn't Kirkland in the Vault 10 as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11055294)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:11 AM
Author: :D (peak oil + colony collapse disorder)

How exactly do they get burned? Nobody is under contract and you can make instant adjustments to the market in the form of shitcannings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054196)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: legal_superstarr

in the olden days, you had to pay recruiters plus bonuses to recruit desirable midlevel associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11064080)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:13 AM
Author: sun burn

so is this just K&E NY?

any idea what type of numbers to expect?

K&E's PPP held study in 2008 (same as 2007)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054225)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:16 AM
Author: Sweep the Leg Johnny (the little things you planned ain't coming true.)

media please credit earl (the goat) manigoat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054277)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:18 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

Earl should start a competing law gossip blog with his Latham severance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054317)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

earl was laid off?

kind of sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054327)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:21 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

actually i dont think so, but he's keeping quiet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054376)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: NYClawful

i think real estate midlevels probably fared real fucking well in the layoff, so i agree with this conclusion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054413)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

why would real estate midlevels do well ITE? you would think they'd be decimated, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054432)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:24 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

he's still on the lw page

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054444)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: NYClawful

they cut the guy who updates that shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054473)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 11:19 AM
Author: Semen & Tears, LLC

A friend of mine (first year) was let go at OMM and his page is still up as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056429)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

ya i saw. but why would midlevels in RE do well ITE?

i'd expect exactly the opposite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054500)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: NYClawful

something tells me you won't make it when the partners come looking for some fat to trim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054513)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:30 AM
Author: Virgil Caine

they may conclude that he is elaborate flame and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054534)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:30 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

is it because of foreclosures and related work?

i'm a 1L, i have no clue about this kind of thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054535)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:31 AM
Author: bobby

That is true that many RE midlevels are staying a little busier because of workouts, but RE is still pretty slow. I think he is joking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054545)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:32 AM
Author: NYClawful

i do think earl probably has time for lots of workouts these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054558)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

you don't just curl 225 with no training

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054587)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:47 AM
Author: 174

Guys in my high school did; it was no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054768)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

ok well i noticed earl's bio was still up and i figured maybe RE is doing a little better than, say, M&A or project finance

i honestly have no clue about what areas are doing well or not, and probably won't until i do a stint in biglaw (which may never happen ITE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054582)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:34 AM
Author: bobby

it probably is a little busier for midlevels. For first years there is nothing to do in any of these areas b/c most of the first do work on new deals. For workouts there isn't much diligence or doing abstracts that first years usually do a lot of.

BTW, who is earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054611)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:46 AM
Author: PDzorro

Some of you are freakishly obsessed with the guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054762)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:19 AM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

tyty lets hope I am right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054328)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: .... ,,. ,.,... ...... ,,..... .... ..

let's not, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054357)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:20 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

wait, this was flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054369)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

no not at all. I dont obviously hope anyone gets laid off, but I dont like being wrong with these things. I am pretty confident with this one. Hopefully it will make it to ATL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054479)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:28 AM
Author: thuang@texas.edu (SonicYouth= Ted Huang. Asian guys have small dicks)

ty for this clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054509)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:29 AM
Author: Virgil Caine

wait, has atl credited you in the past?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054516)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:23 AM
Author: sun burn

hopefully it turns out they are just laying off ~50 staff members, and maybe just a few stealth corporate attys let go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054430)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:26 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

would senior partners really be involved in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054472)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:29 AM
Author: bobby

Definitely. Laying people off is a HUGE deal for a firm no matter who it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054515)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:29 AM
Author: NYClawful

there are sidley whispers that won't go away, as well.

could be a brutal friday in chicago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054522)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:33 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

ive heard sidley is definitely in line for the chopping block, but youve heard as soon as friday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054580)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:34 AM
Author: NYClawful

haven't heard a definite day, but it was supposedly this week or next. there has been fire to all the smoke so far, don't see why this one would be any exception.

gotta wonder what january billing looked like at winston & strawn .....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054606)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:38 AM
Author: Gogol Ganguly

so low in volume that even a monkey fucking scribe could write the fee memos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11054663)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 12:35 AM
Author: Boner Jams 03

if they come they will probably be on the heels of their announcement at the end of the 1st quarter regarding whether they will freeze. they have fought them off so far, but the firm has a rep for being pretty conservative so i would say they evaluated the work flow over 1st qtr and will likely make cuts now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11064226)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: Tycho Brahe's Ruptured Bladder

any news on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056340)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

wait for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056732)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: KEKE

It's suppose to happen tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056828)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: 2nd Year Biglaw Shittigator

lol, didnt earl have some kind of false scoop on kirkland bonuses back in the fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056794)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:10 PM
Author: Tycho Brahe's Ruptured Bladder

He got it generally right (half-skadden plus a little extra) but that was pretty predictable by that time. he got the date of the announcement wrong a couple of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056829)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:13 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

Yeah they pushed back the announcement because I believe there was movement with other NY firms at the time re. bonuses. Jumped the gun on that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056860)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 12:06 PM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .

MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11056797)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 8:31 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

wait for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11060930)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 9:52 PM
Author: ptbarnum

What % do you attribute this to the massive Latham and I guess OMM and Orrick layoffs (though I'm sure Kirkland only thinks of Latham as a peerish firm). Was this something they were going to do/panning before the big layoffs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11061693)



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Date: March 5th, 2009 10:30 PM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .

MOAR MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11062128)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 12:37 AM
Author: Hercules Q. Einstein (THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN)

THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11064247)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 10:10 AM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .

WHERE IS IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11066464)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 11:36 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

check out ATL. new update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11067051)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 11:49 AM
Author: ;..,::.,;.,:;.,.,;:,.

commentor on ATL says they are just shooting a law and order episode.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11067180)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 12:04 PM
Author: KEKE

they've been shooting L&O over several days in the office. doesn't mean the ax isn't coming down. no idea what's going on right now though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11067345)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: guy who did the Zelda dungeon post (retd.)

he didn't say which Friday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11070798)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .

yeah I bet the conference rooms are booked every friday for three months to throw associates off lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11070809)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: guy who did the Zelda dungeon post (retd.)

that six months severance tip was dead-on too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11070816)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 9:16 PM
Author: anwr

So did anything actually happen? Can we bring some closure on this? Earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11072299)



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Date: March 6th, 2009 9:29 PM
Author: dontcallmesurely

k&e associate here. absolutely nothing happened today.

restructuring is booming. ip and lit are both reasonably busy. i have to imagine that we are weathering the storm as well as, if not better than, a lot of other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11072415)



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Date: March 24th, 2009 11:05 AM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11231034)



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Date: March 24th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: The Fordham Juggernaut

maybe we just can't see it b/c it's internal bleeding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11231038)



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Date: March 24th, 2009 11:07 AM
Author: Sir Nathaniel Higgers

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11231043)



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Date: March 24th, 2009 11:13 AM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (rating - 3)

wait for it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11231065)



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Date: March 27th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11261139)



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Date: April 2nd, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11314105)



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Date: April 3rd, 2009 9:57 AM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11322553)



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Date: April 17th, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11458124)



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Date: April 17th, 2009 2:37 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (Earl)

wait for it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11458151)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:42 AM
Author: .. ... .. . ... .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11677342)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 3:01 PM
Author: . .. .. .

For Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11791877)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 3:03 PM
Author: NicoBlue's 4yr old son starting preschool in HELL (Earl)

stfu and wait for it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11791901)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 4:05 PM
Author: Semen & Tears, LLC ( )

It's going to be legend- wait for it -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11792427)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 3:19 PM
Author: KEKE

Summer lunch budget: $60.

No dinners.

No impending layoffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11792066)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 3:51 PM
Author: the 1950s

all quiet on the midwestern front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11792302)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: The Dear Leader

If a tree falls in the woods...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11793674)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 6:58 PM
Author: the 1950s

i'm pretty sure that bloodbath was supposed to occur months ago. i hope earl won't be taking credit if (obviously) some people get shit canned when annual reviews come around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11794112)



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Date: May 21st, 2009 7:31 PM
Author: PDzorro

Pretty easy for a firm that has a rep of performancing out a lot of people even in good times to use reviews to cut headcount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#11794321)



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Date: June 18th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: . .. .. .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=945023&forum_id=2#12026133)