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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
Filthy chrome native
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Red sickened affirmative action
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
multi-colored tattoo
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
lemon harsh home
  05/13/09
tytyty
puce vivacious prole
  05/13/09
Would read again.
Confused Passionate Site
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
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  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
Filthy chrome native
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
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  05/13/09
180
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  05/13/09
excellent.
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  09/19/10
this was really really good
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  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
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fishy church
  06/04/10
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inspired
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  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
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  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
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  07/13/10
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  02/21/11
That's badass.
fishy church
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
Autistic immigrant
  05/13/09
same
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fishy church
  05/13/09
Nice.
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Filthy chrome native
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*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
turquoise startled toaster digit ratio
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
claret thriller personal credit line
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
walnut address chad
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
claret thriller personal credit line
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
walnut address chad
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
claret thriller personal credit line
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
walnut address chad
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
claret thriller personal credit line
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
avocado insecure lay
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
claret thriller personal credit line
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
multi-colored tattoo
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
Racy Hospital
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
sable comical point
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
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  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
Ocher dilemma community account
  05/15/09
Agreed.
Dashing aquamarine masturbator parlour
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
Bateful Crackhouse
  05/15/09
...
translucent kitchen
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
burgundy shaky milk
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
fishy church
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
burgundy shaky milk
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
fishy church
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
burgundy shaky milk
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
fishy church
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
brindle bat-shit-crazy lodge dingle berry
  06/04/10
lol
fishy church
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
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  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
sable comical point
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
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not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
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  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
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  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
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  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Filthy chrome native

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Red sickened affirmative action

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: multi-colored tattoo

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: lemon harsh home

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: puce vivacious prole

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: Confused Passionate Site

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: buff big mad-dog skullcap public bath

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Filthy chrome native

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: buff big mad-dog skullcap public bath

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Turdskin Feces

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Onyx toilet seat

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: laughsome den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: walnut address chad

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: fishy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: high-end up-to-no-good heaven sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: sable comical point

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Arousing violent locale genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: very tactful salmon windowlicker

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: Wine concupiscible main people

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Arousing violent locale genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: fishy church

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: Autistic immigrant

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Soggy Center Haunted Graveyard

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: fishy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: translucent kitchen

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Filthy chrome native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Obsidian 180 stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: sinister chocolate spot coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: turquoise startled toaster digit ratio

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: walnut address chad

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: walnut address chad

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: walnut address chad

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: avocado insecure lay

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: claret thriller personal credit line

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: multi-colored tattoo

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Racy Hospital

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: sable comical point

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine masturbator parlour

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Ocher dilemma community account

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Dashing aquamarine masturbator parlour

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Bateful Crackhouse

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: translucent kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: burgundy shaky milk

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: fishy church

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: burgundy shaky milk

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: fishy church

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: burgundy shaky milk

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: fishy church

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: brindle bat-shit-crazy lodge dingle berry

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: fishy church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: high-end up-to-no-good heaven sex offender

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: sable comical point

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: ivory messiness

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: multi-colored tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Histrionic at-the-ready idea he suggested stage

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: fragrant crimson mood gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: disturbing big-titted trailer park kitty

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: out-of-control gaped pozpig orchestra pit

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Plum sanctuary

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: multi-colored tattoo

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: very tactful salmon windowlicker

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Self-centered navy people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: flatulent low-t mother institution

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: sable comical point



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: sable comical point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16781817)



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Date: March 4th, 2011 10:37 PM
Author: multi-colored tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17433318)