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I've invented a new punch.

I've named it the scorpion punch. Basiclly it involves s...
Purple Curious Idea He Suggested
  05/13/09
The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through imp...
Translucent Juggernaut
  05/13/09
Or unneccesary.
cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault
  05/13/09
ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fis...
Balding Genital Piercing
  05/13/09
tytyty
Vermilion Tanning Salon Stock Car
  05/13/09
Would read again.
Swashbuckling Trump Supporter Locus
  05/13/09
I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.
Dun Cracking Candlestick Maker Trailer Park
  05/13/09
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch...
Purple Curious Idea He Suggested
  05/13/09
That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.
Dun Cracking Candlestick Maker Trailer Park
  05/13/09
180
fear-inspiring underhanded space
  05/13/09
excellent.
Maize hateful mexican
  05/14/09
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Buck-toothed stag film dog poop
  09/19/10
this was really really good
razzmatazz hairy legs
  05/15/09
180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how ...
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
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dark ticket booth
  06/04/10
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Clear Lay Ceo
  06/04/10
inspired
soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/10
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Floppy Light Legal Warrant Principal's Office
  06/05/10
fuck me in my ass
Boyish Pearl Nibblets Lodge
  06/08/10
lol the hat flies off at impact
maniacal vigorous spot wagecucks
  07/13/10
...
Floppy Light Legal Warrant Principal's Office
  02/21/11
That's badass.
dark ticket booth
  05/13/09
I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.
mind-boggling white people who are hurt
  05/13/09
same
shaky theater stage azn
  05/13/09
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dark ticket booth
  05/13/09
Nice.
ultramarine violent dingle berry
  05/13/09
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Purple Curious Idea He Suggested
  05/15/09
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Bonkers school cafeteria new version
  05/15/09
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Emerald lettuce headpube
  05/15/09
*takes notes* *rushes off to the boxing gym*
metal marvelous forum
  05/15/09
Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be ab...
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch...
razzmatazz hairy legs
  05/15/09
This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're...
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING
razzmatazz hairy legs
  05/15/09
You're right. I was clearly mistaken.
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
the guy's hat falls off and everything
razzmatazz hairy legs
  05/15/09
I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the ho...
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUN...
domesticated temple masturbator
  06/08/10
Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? Th...
Sable very tactful step-uncle's house
  05/15/09
It stings like a motherfucker.
cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault
  05/15/09
GET OVER HERE
Bateful Gaped Weed Whacker Area
  06/04/10
each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a ...
soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/10
I would not want this to happen to me.
Slap-happy poppy church pozpig
  05/15/09
This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.
Motley Halford Indian Lodge
  05/15/09
Agreed.
Slap-happy poppy church pozpig
  05/15/09
you should fight in mma
Amber soul-stirring resort goyim
  05/15/09
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ultramarine violent dingle berry
  07/06/09
Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacq...
excitant scarlet stage
  06/04/10
I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.
dark ticket booth
  06/04/10
Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny th...
excitant scarlet stage
  06/04/10
Clottey hardly ever marks.
dark ticket booth
  06/04/10
And has never been visibly hurt either.
excitant scarlet stage
  06/04/10
He's a tough dude.
dark ticket booth
  06/04/10
ahem http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpio...
obsidian erotic parlor messiness
  06/04/10
lol
dark ticket booth
  06/04/10
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU
Clear Lay Ceo
  06/04/10
oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpi...
soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/04/10
I still love that cartoon
hairraiser smoky orchestra pit
  06/04/10
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soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/05/10
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cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault
  06/05/10
I am such a lush. I totally thought this thread was going...
Thriller bipolar sneaky criminal
  06/05/10
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soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/06/10
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Comical rusted house
  06/08/10
lol
dashing mahogany pistol
  06/08/10
not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athl...
Talented free-loading gaming laptop
  06/08/10
...
soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/12/10
I might chafe my wrists. No thanks
Gold bearded circlehead state
  06/12/10
I feel like doing this to somebody today.
cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault
  06/12/10
is there a sexual aspect
Boyish Pearl Nibblets Lodge
  06/12/10
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soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness
  06/24/10
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orange thirsty business firm roommate
  06/24/10
tyft
Concupiscible Misunderstood Sanctuary
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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Purple Curious Idea He Suggested

I've named it the scorpion punch.

Basiclly it involves swinging a left hook and a right hook at the same time.

The scorpion punch not only looks awesome -- if landed correctly it can actually squash the opponent's head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731447)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:07 PM
Author: Translucent Juggernaut

The beauty of this punch is that it makes follow-through impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731466)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:35 PM
Author: cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault

Or unneccesary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731744)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:08 PM
Author: Balding Genital Piercing

ftw you need to keep the dudes head pinned with your two fists and then swing you penis back through you legs, over your back and shoulder and then impale the dude in the head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731480)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:09 PM
Author: Vermilion Tanning Salon Stock Car

tytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731494)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Trump Supporter Locus

Would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731514)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:37 PM
Author: Dun Cracking Candlestick Maker Trailer Park

I *need* to see this executed in my lifetime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731762)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Purple Curious Idea He Suggested

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/Blicero/Scorpionpunch-1.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731976)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Dun Cracking Candlestick Maker Trailer Park

That's my new desktop. THANK YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11731983)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring underhanded space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732132)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:00 AM
Author: Maize hateful mexican

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732687)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 2:18 AM
Author: Buck-toothed stag film dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16082107)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

this was really really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748150)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:09 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

180. I was initially skeptical, but now I see perfectly how it would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748449)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:34 PM
Author: dark ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162798)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:37 PM
Author: Clear Lay Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162824)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

inspired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162848)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:57 PM
Author: Floppy Light Legal Warrant Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172123)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Boyish Pearl Nibblets Lodge

fuck me in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191203)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: maniacal vigorous spot wagecucks

lol the hat flies off at impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15496040)



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Date: February 21st, 2011 7:50 PM
Author: Floppy Light Legal Warrant Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#17340055)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:01 PM
Author: dark ticket booth

That's badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732006)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:12 PM
Author: mind-boggling white people who are hurt

I was hoping this would be a beverage recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732095)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: shaky theater stage azn

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732259)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:28 PM
Author: dark ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732257)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 11:59 PM
Author: ultramarine violent dingle berry

Nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11732669)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Purple Curious Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747902)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Bonkers school cafeteria new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747910)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: Emerald lettuce headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11747912)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:38 PM
Author: metal marvelous forum

*takes notes*

*rushes off to the boxing gym*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748148)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

Hah...good luck executing that. In boxing, you want to be able to link your moves together (for example, a left hook could be followed by a right hook, right jab, right uppercut, etc.). Essentially, following through with one punch should store potential energy for another punch (unless you're just releasing a series of jabs). This does not. You wouldn't be able to follow up with anything, and there would be a significant recovery time immediately after, slowing your offense at best, leaving you vulnerable to attack at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748182)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

I think you don't understand just how devastating this punch would be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748188)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

This wouldn't be as devastating as you think. Because you're attacking with both arms, you wouldn't be able to put your bodyweight into the hook like you usually do, so the power of both hooks would be significantly diminished. Also, it seems like it would be kind of slow and easily avoidable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748201)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:07 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

Dude just look at the cartoon. It's clearly DEVASTATING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748435)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

You're right. I was clearly mistaken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748464)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz hairy legs

the guy's hat falls off and everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748465)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:15 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

I know...and then his brains continue to spill out of the hole in the top of his head. Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748496)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:09 AM
Author: domesticated temple masturbator

You're missing the point bro. There WILL NOT BE A SECOND PUNCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191161)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 6:49 PM
Author: Sable very tactful step-uncle's house

Why is this called the "scorpion punch" anyway? There doesn't seem to be anything scorpion-like about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11748231)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:44 PM
Author: cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault

It stings like a motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749305)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: Bateful Gaped Weed Whacker Area

GET OVER HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162839)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

each arm is curled like a giant scorpion tail, delivering a fatal sting to each side of the head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162869)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:48 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy church pozpig

I would not want this to happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749333)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Motley Halford Indian Lodge

This thread is xoxo at its best. 180s all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749339)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 10:02 PM
Author: Slap-happy poppy church pozpig

Agreed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749390)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 9:50 PM
Author: Amber soul-stirring resort goyim

you should fight in mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#11749340)



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Date: July 6th, 2009 8:42 PM
Author: ultramarine violent dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#12173627)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:35 PM
Author: excitant scarlet stage

Pacquiao did this to Clottey in his last fight. Search pacquiao double punch on youtube, you will probably find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162811)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: dark ticket booth

I remember that. Clottey was lucky to survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162815)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:39 PM
Author: excitant scarlet stage

Actually, I don't think it really hurt him at all. Funny thing about that fight is that Clottey barely did anything and Pacquiao won the fight really clearly, but if you looked at the guys after the fight, Pacquiao looked like he had been in a war and Clottey looked like he was never touched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162844)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: dark ticket booth

Clottey hardly ever marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162850)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:41 PM
Author: excitant scarlet stage

And has never been visibly hurt either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162863)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:45 PM
Author: dark ticket booth

He's a tough dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162896)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: obsidian erotic parlor messiness

ahem

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Scorpion%20Punch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162820)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:38 PM
Author: dark ticket booth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162829)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: Clear Lay Ceo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOksQF1T4cU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162856)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:43 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness

oh shit look how the ref warns him not to execute the scorpion punch.

clearly, he understands its deadly power.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162881)



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Date: June 4th, 2010 3:42 PM
Author: hairraiser smoky orchestra pit

I still love that cartoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15162875)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172085)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 6:59 PM
Author: cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172130)



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Date: June 5th, 2010 7:03 PM
Author: Thriller bipolar sneaky criminal

I am such a lush.

I totally thought this thread was going to be about booze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15172156)



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Date: June 6th, 2010 9:04 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15181070)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:05 AM
Author: Comical rusted house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191105)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:11 AM
Author: dashing mahogany pistol

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191185)



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Date: June 8th, 2010 12:14 AM
Author: Talented free-loading gaming laptop

not since "running decimates muscle mass" has athletic orthodoxy/fundamental technique been so challenged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15191220)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:39 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230089)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:44 PM
Author: Gold bearded circlehead state

I might chafe my wrists. No thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230119)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:46 PM
Author: cordovan beady-eyed kitchen double fault

I feel like doing this to somebody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230129)



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Date: June 12th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: Boyish Pearl Nibblets Lodge

is there a sexual aspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15230137)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:43 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334788)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:48 PM
Author: orange thirsty business firm roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334833)



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Date: June 24th, 2010 8:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible Misunderstood Sanctuary

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15334848)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#15495996)



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Date: September 18th, 2010 7:24 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=998725&forum_id=2#16078188)



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Date: December 11th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: soggy opaque crackhouse twinkling uncleanness



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