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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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“Yo, ever heard of CoffeeMate?” ur slutty keurig asks |
10/03/23 |
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Fist yer in law |
10/03/23 |
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“Ever heard of jerkmate?” Comes from phone. Sister in law: I HAVE |
10/03/23 |
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What do you call those staples that bend/unfold easily? Many courts use them |
10/03/23 |
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you turn out the lights and whisper "sister in law" to the mirror three times |
10/03/23 |
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tell me about TEMU |
10/03/23 |
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Lab friend getting leg humped by slutty sister in paw |
10/03/23 |
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apparently albert einstein was a fraud who stole ideas from the patent office |
10/03/23 |
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“Excuse me, SIL, I-“ *briefcase full of condoms falls open* |
10/03/23 |
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🚨 Someone in Baltimore is really fucking mad about McCarthy ouster 🚨 |
10/03/23 |
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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story |
10/03/23 |
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Video of stabbing of Brooklyn antifa activist guy (video) |
10/03/23 |
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Economic downfall. Why gen z doesn’t have jobs, the hard work myth. |
10/03/23 |
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“I’m your sister in the raw!” she blushes as she removes her Halloween rom |
10/03/23 |
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an Azn SIL is a SIR |
10/03/23 |
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Me and esoteric sambo are the only white people on this website |
10/03/23 |
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If All Men Were Brothers Would You Let One Marry Your Sister In Law |
10/03/23 |
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In Retrospect, AutoAdmit made me even more gay and retarded |
10/03/23 |
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Hey FizzGook, thoughts on your 100% asian histone damaged eggs? |
10/03/23 |
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Who's trashing the stock market lately? Libs? |
10/03/23 |
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Pensive taking questions |
10/03/23 |
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"Im a 36 yo medicated schizo living w parents" "You Won" |
10/03/23 |
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Feeling pretty good about McCarthy's ouster |
10/03/23 |
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Is Fender’s Tone Master Pro any good? |
10/03/23 |
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They should get spaceporn to investigate the origin of the White House cocaine |
10/03/23 |
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SP here. It was 180 turning down those fed govt honors programs gigs upon gradua |
10/03/23 |
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US Ryder Cup Team Already Done Here: 0-4 In Foursomes #golf |
10/03/23 |
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ITT Socrates advises MPA |
10/03/23 |
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Tony Hawk’s Pro Gaper |
10/03/23 |
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This GOP vet running for congress in Rhode Island has a $150,000 pension |
10/03/23 |
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Farisa’s Crossing is a tour de force |
10/03/23 |
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Gen X deserves equal blame as boomers for the decline of Amerikkka |
10/03/23 |
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Trumpmos, maybe if ur RED WAVE materialized u wouldn't be in this shit position |
10/03/23 |
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SIL gives the best hugs. |
10/03/23 |
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as a jew, I am increasingly alienated from "white culture" |
10/03/23 |
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🚨 sleeper agent activation tmrw 1420est 🚨 |
10/03/23 |
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seems like cons’ only smart play is to adopt lib policies |
10/03/23 |
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Zurich is now trying to spam SP's call-in service with fake calls |
10/03/23 |
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eye opening that MPA spams here when his lifes in the shitter |
10/03/23 |
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Western allies say they are running out of ammunition to give to Ukraine |
10/03/23 |
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TMF and Mandy are “Christians” but they had a demon child via surrogacy |
10/03/23 |
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So are you fucking bitch bois proud of yourselves tonite and what you've done? |
10/03/23 |
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Collection of weird gook freak "Voodoo Child"'s deranged fantasies |
10/03/23 |
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Miamimos - Edgewater vs. Midtown vs Wynwood/Design District? Discuss |
10/03/23 |
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Current Most Powerful Rethuglican in Government is 5'4 *** |
10/03/23 |
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cons, if freedom is so important, why not just nominate approved candidate? |
10/03/23 |
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getting into a 60k car to drive 10 miles and park and get a donut |
10/03/23 |
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Rate this email I got from a 22 yr old I'm going to fuck |
10/03/23 |
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consider a world where every woman is a SIL |
10/03/23 |
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So this "Ukraine war" is going to end in a stalemate? |
10/03/23 |
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SBF bombed OCI |
10/03/23 |
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does bap have a bpd gf |
10/03/23 |
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Electric Bus crashes, batteries instantly catch on fire, incinerate 21 people |
10/03/23 |
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Cliffs on Zurich allegations/drama. |
10/03/23 |
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Trump gets slapped with gag order due to post attacking law clerk |
10/03/23 |
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lol @ hideo kojima creating quiet |
10/03/23 |
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The Prescience of Hideo Kojima |
10/03/23 |
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What happened to the Reparations push? That was hilarious and 180. |
10/03/23 |
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your SIL absentmindedly wondering if her breastmilk may help with your allergies |
10/03/23 |
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The guy texting SP has AIDS? Is that worse than having clown hair? |
10/03/23 |
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Uruk-Hai bro feels increasingly alienated in Rohan. |
10/03/23 |
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A cold shoulder at closing time you were begging me to stay 'til the sun rose |
10/03/23 |
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Some indian men i meet are very soft spoken and have a calming presence |
10/03/23 |
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MILF couples therapist writing out "prescription" for sex with SIL, poasting |
10/03/23 |
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I have negative 826 community karma on r/GenX |
10/03/23 |
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Rate this German kike advocating for destruction of Germany |
10/03/23 |
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Good poasting: weird shit u like. Great poasting: insane shit u don’t even und |
10/03/23 |
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Your wife squinting as "SIL's tight honeypit" autocompletes in search bar |
10/03/23 |
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TBF is Zappin and everyone knows it. |
10/03/23 |
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So new interim GOP speaker is a petty midget cunt? |
10/03/23 |
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Trumpmos: We love borders! Also: Just let Russia take over the entire world! |
10/03/23 |
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Giant floating Zardoz head but it's actually just Matt Gaetz's real head |
10/03/23 |
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SIL putting a lethal amount of fentanyl in your IPA |
10/03/23 |
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SIL eagerly tying your shoe. |
10/03/23 |
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HYPO: ur daughter wants to do HS softball but Matt Gaetz is the coach |
10/03/23 |
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"Then, when I'm done, and ur marriage is ashes, then u have my permission to cum |
10/03/23 |
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Gaetz demands McCarthy now refer to himself as "Reek" - link |
10/03/23 |
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Your SIL telling you she and your wife have always shared everything |
10/03/23 |
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"A lot of loyalty for a hired gun," ur SIL smiles as she fingers ur wedding ring |
10/03/23 |
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tipsy SIL wearing nothing under the hoodie she stole from you |
10/03/23 |
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Kojima is a genius and predicted the Ukraine war probably |
10/03/23 |
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SIL "trust falling" directly on top of you in a hammock |
10/03/23 |
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"Chicken fight!" SIL climbs up your backside, wraps thighs around your head |
10/03/23 |
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McCarthy isn't running again? 180 |
10/03/23 |
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"he's still hungry" SIL giggles, breastfeeding your son while wife naps. |
10/03/23 |
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Voodoo Child Molester tp is back here posting again?? |
10/03/23 |
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YOU'RE YOUNG: Christian still ripped, main eventing PPVs, best heel in wrestling |
10/03/23 |
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We need to weld these vaginas back up |
10/03/23 |
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sp spending 20 hours a day having psychotic episode on xo while clients lose |
10/03/23 |
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Do Dems conduct spirit cooking in sacred temple of democracy? |
10/03/23 |
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house is quiet. SIL sneaks 3 bottles of wine into the den. wakes you. |
10/03/23 |
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BIL quietly railing his SIL while you play CoD |
10/03/23 |
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Whats better Google Pixel or iPhone? |
10/03/23 |
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Has bort discussed the SJW hipster getting stabbed to death in Crown Heights? |
10/03/23 |
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ricky, luis & lsd watching movie on universal consciousness on Floripa beach |
10/03/23 |
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Let's get Lady Diabla She-Devil of the Streets a moniker |
10/03/23 |
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Simps need to fucking die |
10/03/23 |
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RIP Christopher Walken |
10/03/23 |
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Older 39yr old schizophrenic sister was screaming at my parents landscapers |
10/03/23 |
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Rep. McCarthy cruelly ousted just before spending/Frank Lutz rent abatement deal |
10/03/23 |
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lsd tp = Lakshmigopal Sadabindu Desai |
10/03/23 |
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“Hi honey—I sure hope you don’t vote me out of the house haha” |
10/03/23 |
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Todd Howard sued by CFPB |
10/03/23 |
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Wild Hunt Halloween of gorejockeys and lunar slaughter |
10/03/23 |
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Going to SAUDI ARABIA next week taking Qs (RSF) |
10/03/23 |
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Libs? Who is going to clean my toilet? |
10/03/23 |
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was walking behind some woman whose dog's ass was shit encrusted |
10/03/23 |
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if you havent been initiated by the spirit and fire you're fucked |
10/03/23 |
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Coach Prime buttfcked so hard jizz shoots out of his nipples |
10/03/23 |
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Jews Spit On Christian Pilgrims In Jerusalem; Settler: It's A Jewish Custom |
10/03/23 |
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Does Conservahero Elon Musk even see his kids much? |
10/03/23 |
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“U need to be prompt” *gen x bosses cheer* “maxxing” *boos, moans* |
10/03/23 |
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SO COME ON DOWN TO MCCARTHY CHEVROLET |
10/03/23 |
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U need to be promptmaxxing if u want to survive coming white collar jobs apocaly |
10/03/23 |
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Ukrainemos seem a little more "quiet" lately. Is that because the war is over? |
10/03/23 |
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Trump gagging on the bbc's of black prosecutors tp |
10/03/23 |
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“but the border bill!” he (inexplicably) lisped |
10/03/23 |
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Mrs. Fieldey's Nuts |
10/03/23 |
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Video of guy farting on dogs |
10/03/23 |
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jamie lee curtis thinks pamela anderson is leading the makeup free revolution |
10/03/23 |
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Old Possum’s Book of Attainable Girls |
10/03/23 |
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Mike Fart arrested for having Stinky Pussy Fingers in school zone |
10/03/23 |
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mig is showing symptoms of cannabis consumption |
10/03/23 |
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Candy's Nuts fit in your mouth? |
10/03/23 |
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Singing “Jewish Therapy” to the tune of “White America” |
10/03/23 |
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Drinking age and driving age should be reversed. |
10/03/23 |
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SILfeed is a forgotten Sega CD game about force feeding your sister in law |
10/03/23 |
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Cumsock is extra stiff...been eating protein bars |
10/03/23 |
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Supply Chain Woes Dog Halloween: Party Island Already out of "Sexy SiL" Costumes |
10/03/23 |
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“My wife’s sick, but I’m still able to meet,” I lied to the milf therapi |
10/03/23 |
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“Maybe this Halloween we can go as a happily married couple haha” |
10/03/23 |
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Going to grab my sister-in-laws tits this afternoon at family event |
10/03/23 |
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5 biggest freaks in the GOP may have just killed our chance for a border bill |
10/03/23 |
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Look at this jestermaxx All I do is make the bitches laugh |
10/03/23 |
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can't stop laughing at how hard dems fucked mccarthy |
10/03/23 |
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If you married the younger sister watch out for the other guy |
10/03/23 |
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In one month it will get dark at 4:30pm again. No action by Congress on DST |
10/03/23 |
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ugghhh Polytheism is so crrr |
10/03/23 |
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“I used to potty too,” Baby Goldstein said |
10/03/23 |
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Just saw some THAI porn, the whores were speaking in ENGLISH |
10/03/23 |
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Italy bus crash was survivable, but turned into an inferno due to BATTERIES |
10/03/23 |
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Going as Abe Lincoln for Halloween and saying I’ll preserve the union |
10/03/23 |
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Fuck |
10/03/23 |
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Black Holes and Reparations |
10/03/23 |
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Concisely state the thesis of bap's thesis before i engage you further |
10/03/23 |
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New trumpmo "biolabth" theory will be memory holed within weeks |
10/03/23 |
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Your SIL knows you watch her "day in the life of an email girl" tiktoks |
10/03/23 |
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Black chicagoans are FED UP with "migrants" in the park blasting mariachi music |
10/03/23 |
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Spend extra effort making nice sandwiches for kids lunch...they don't eat them |
10/03/23 |
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I must acquire more witches |
10/03/23 |
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