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 |  | STICKY: today's updates | 11/03/26 | (1) |
| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 11/03/26 | (208) |
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wow, it gets dark kind of early now. |
11/03/26 |
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*barfs cum* |
11/03/26 |
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ferengi: Am I a good writer? |
11/03/26 |
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HANDY ANDY |
11/03/26 |
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what's the point of being lib at this point if you're white and not a politician |
11/03/26 |
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NATIONAL EXIT POLL: Trump disapproval at 62% |
11/03/26 |
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Will I break down and go buy skittles befor the night is out? |
11/03/26 |
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Cucumbers & family are just a bunch of professional con artists & thieves |
11/03/26 |
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Currently up $66 on my Kalshi beds on Hamilton and Adbul. Hold or sell? |
11/03/26 |
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Mullin confirms - if you cheat, your election “results” are invalid |
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Tfw no mid 2000s Rachael Ray mommy gf |
11/03/26 |
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all aboard, ss big changes |
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If I read enough Carl Jung can I become straight and not suicidal |
11/03/26 |
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Nigger soccer goalie kills a soccer faggot |
11/03/26 |
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Ai llm json api interview tomorrow |
11/03/26 |
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G Rush learning Rach’s 3rd in Shine except it’s gorgeous men learning Online |
11/03/26 |
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default mode for men is to just have an Autoadmit poasting persona or two |
11/03/26 |
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Shrew gf: Dont use those invite codes! 2nd cousin: Wow the slash bears loads?? |
11/03/26 |
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Vote Yellow: Asian Pussy! |
11/03/26 |
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TMF's guide to poasting (a flowchart) |
11/03/26 |
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Courtroom sketch from Doe vs. XO |
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Dems just flipped Guam’s House seat |
11/03/26 |
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dont worry cons if you post 1 more AI image of Trump surfing you can still win |
11/03/26 |
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I'm voting Black (King) |
11/03/26 |
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JUST IN: It's a total red wave |
11/03/26 |
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wanna invent something? just use GPT, bro |
11/03/26 |
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Cons you betting fucking claim fraud tonight or Im gonna be sorely disappointed |
11/03/26 |
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Life imitates XO: at remote Alaska polling site, bears wreak havoc with ballots |
11/03/26 |
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I AM A LITIGATOR!!!! I AM VERY OLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!! (EPAH) |
11/03/26 |
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Abdul trailing in all polls, Michigan Somalis furious |
11/03/26 |
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DIXVILLE NOTCH flips HUGE for REPUBLICANS |
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changes of the day |
11/03/26 |
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Sometimes I move my pee pee from the vagina hole to the poopie hole |
11/03/26 |
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you realize once old poasts are bumpable youll all be sucking WMTPs dick right? |
11/03/26 |
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Welcome…to the….REEEEDDDDDD KINGDOM |
11/03/26 |
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invite code gf: classic threads are bumpable! 2nd cuz: do you find me humpable? |
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"Boom Boom Tel Aviv" plays as I like another anti semitic DrakeMallard twitter p |
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Just DECIMATED my forearms (wrench) |
11/03/26 |
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Trump just announced they're pulling the Plug on Mig after midterms |
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I've already depicted you as the gay Metaphysician and myself as the Empiricist |
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if u had to be half asian, wld u rather the top half or the bottom half? |
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ur ancestor: hunted, gathered & fought. u: "THEY'RE REMAKING OCARINA OF TIME" |
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"Am I the crazy one?" *logs into xoxo... sighs* "No, they're the crazy ones!" |
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Another betting market that favored dems all year just flipped |
11/03/26 |
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Not flame been walking around all day with dried cum on face, no one told me |
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Come to think of it, these old "famous" xo threads aren't actually funny |
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Millennials who believe it when people say they look younger than their age |
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🚨🚨🚨KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED🚨🚨🚨🇺🇸🇺
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11/03/26 |
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BTW: GOP and Trump are lying about "ending aid to Israel" (link) |
11/03/26 |
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hypo: jewish scammers false flag manufacturing anti-semitism |
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new bikini pix of crazy michigan azn girl (pic) |
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Ernest Hemingway wrote some great short stories |
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a lone herm mouthing every word to Cameo’s Word Up! |
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just reported cucumbers tp to the FBI |
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A single pubic hair waved heroically upon his arrid scrotum |
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early 40s but spiritually zoomer |
11/03/26 |
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HPV vaccine is cancer prevention. Sorry |
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What are the comprehensible terrors of man compared to the interlinked terrors |
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Beaner jewess says "white people should not be allowed to reproduce" |
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guys if I drop out can I stay on anyone's couch for a wihle |
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WOOOOOSHHH! I AM A CPAP MACHINE! YOU ARE VERY OLD! WOOOSHH |
11/03/26 |
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Dems are winning the Iowa Senate race - link |
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Just Remembered: DIXVILLE NOTCH POLLS OPEN IN HOURS! |
11/03/26 |
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If you aren't in a swing state your vote doesn't matter at all |
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Halperin: Tonight will either be a Blue Tsunami or a Blue Wave |
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going to shout "casino" before setting fire to cucumbers house & killing anyone |
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Libs, can you explain this? |
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I am orbiting your planet, monitoring your civlization |
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Donald Trump trolling the fuck out of twitter |
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Is Donald Trump Prestigious or a Rich Loser? |
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It's unconstitutional that we cannot bump classic threads |
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Donald Trump is a TTT |
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black people like pork chops bc they're shaped like Africa |
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Stubhub brownoid VP gets fired for criticizing white people's weddings on IG |
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Really need Box to sketch/poast a Doobs Herm ITT |
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Trump clarified that while direct aid or grants would stop, the U.S. would conti |
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Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein? |
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Dems are losing blue counties in AZ now (link) |
11/03/26 |
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What if a herm heard some really loud bass? |
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20yo Pilot Chick Called Mayday Mayday Then Declared Emergency |
11/03/26 |
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TT look at this BURDSHIT talking trash about xo vivek (link) |
11/03/26 |
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Contards and Trumpkins? Your response? you seriously thought you would win? |
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"get back to is..." *trump texts you from israel* "sup fag" |
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i am DEMANDING that pigcumbers is slaughtered |
11/03/26 |
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Guaranteed orgasm in less than a minute |
11/03/26 |
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Awesome GWB FUCKING AWESOME |
11/03/26 |
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"aren't iPhone duos crazy?" |
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GWBUSH will be LIONIZED by the right wing now |
11/03/26 |
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Republicans - is GWB still 'misunderestimated?' |
11/03/26 |
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everyone GET IN HERE |
11/03/26 |
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John King mindlessly playing with the election maps while his ex-wife talks |
11/03/26 |
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fjordsmen |
11/03/26 |
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Notice of lawsuit pending vs. certain AutoAdmit posters |
11/03/26 |
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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
11/03/26 |
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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today |
11/03/26 |
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half asian friend asking me for girl advice |
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Epah why are you such a niggerlover, through and through. |
11/03/26 |
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Nippon Professional Baseball's & my WeHo boutique is called "Talmudic Sofas-try" |
11/03/26 |
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Google is OVER. |
11/03/26 |
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The failed 'turning points' of the 2026 Blue Tsunami |
11/03/26 |
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IRL buddy of mine: heart broken by ArtHoe; me: heart broken by lack of ZoZo |
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Rach's manic phase is over |
11/03/26 |
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just do use a bunch of false witnesses to scam and nearly murder someone |
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The NYT election needles are UP! |
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How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise? |
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ITT: lisa rowes non-comittal responses reflect her personal life |
11/03/26 |
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Lib postal worker indicted for stealing GOP mailers and ballots (link) |
11/03/26 |
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Summon whokebe (prestigefaggot) |
11/03/26 |
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Girlfriend wants me to spend $30k MINIMUM on engagement ring |
11/03/26 |
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You on point Watchmen? All the time solzy! |
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wrote in rach for civil court on my ballot |
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My unresolved issues have culminated in an unresolvable hyperindependence (Ricky |
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Colt .45 and two WGWAGs |
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im actually the problem it turns out |
11/03/26 |
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most insane part of xo is Ricky and DBG are the only Torah-observant Jews here |
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Run |
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Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board |
11/03/26 |
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Libs, it’s getting worse for you on Kalshi. Is that still a credible poll? |
11/03/26 |
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@ppl talking about lawschool: You're not interesting or relevant |
11/03/26 |
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The failed 'turning points' of the Iraq war |
11/03/26 |
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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA. |
11/03/26 |
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niggers, are they credited? (rudolph) |
11/03/26 |
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How easily can you brush things off? |
11/03/26 |
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I voted four times today. |
11/03/26 |
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OI AM SHIRTLESS AND I LOOK DAMN GOOD |
11/03/26 |
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Fuck - "accidentally" bought the Drilldo attachment (earl) |
11/03/26 |
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Prole guido district in NY has recorded ZERO votes for ugly witch governor |
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Man Anal's Sure Easy - MASE |
11/03/26 |
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sometimes i like to play games |
11/03/26 |
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"Flared base? Is that a challenge?" *beady eyes narrow* |
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accidently gave guy wrong directions, should i grow a beard |
11/03/26 |
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Nobody I know in real life has ever heard of AutoAdmit |
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Need serious advice how to get severance - getting fired officially (UPDATE) |
11/03/26 |
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Anyway so yeah I think yeah she's only 13 but she'd be hotter if she looksmaxxed |
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Elon’s X has made it much harder for libs to commit electoral fraud this year |
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RACH EDIT IS NOT WORKING |
11/03/26 |
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Last 2 gfs fell asleep during There Will Be Blood |
11/03/26 |
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Is heroin good |
11/03/26 |
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Wanna know how I know Paxton is gonna win? |
11/03/26 |
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Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess" |
11/03/26 |
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Been microwaving food in Styrofoam containers for 20 years. Fuck libs. |
11/03/26 |
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"The 180 shtick is in the process, not in the end result" |
11/03/26 |
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:D's mom "So how was your "date", tiger?" |
11/03/26 |
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I ride the information superhighway |
11/03/26 |
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Buying treasuries and pitching a tent |
11/03/26 |
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FIRST SIGN OF BLUE WAVE: the right wing asian pumo is going nuts |
11/03/26 |
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If cowgod and I move in together we can exactly double out net worths |
11/03/26 |
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Attn Lexylit (from Shackleton) |
11/03/26 |
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Men: Worst Rejection You've Ever Received |
11/03/26 |
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Just farted, office smells like an asshole. |
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