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| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 10/26/26 | (16) |
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The second we got Hebrew, Consuela admitted to being Jewish again |
10/26/26 |
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Mr. Chekov now navigating U.S.S. Barbaro to Sto'Vo'Kor |
10/26/26 |
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RIP Walter Koenig (Chekov in Star Trek) |
10/26/26 |
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Rach sipping coffee reading through all our 2009 poasts with our real names |
10/26/26 |
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Bros, I hate a nightmare that xo went down and I had to start poasting on reddit |
10/26/26 |
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This is a text of the nigger alert system. This is only a OH SHIT ITS A NIGGER |
10/26/26 |
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Rach: Can you fix search to not break after page 2 when searching >2 words |
10/26/26 |
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"I'm lol'ing so hard right now" the poaster typed, blood vessels visibly bulging |
10/26/26 |
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roughly 50k threads still missing, far fewer than previous estimate of 6 million |
10/26/26 |
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goynigger appreciation thread |
10/26/26 |
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THIS IS A TEST OF THE NIGGER ALERT SYSTEM |
10/26/26 |
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hatp where is that debate we had about led zeppelin |
10/26/26 |
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instead of making new threads let's just all poast in this one from now on |
10/26/26 |
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Mutable Poasting Arrangement |
10/26/26 |
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Jack in the Box opening upscale chain Jacques de Boite |
10/26/26 |
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Ok, who invited the Problem Group? |
10/26/26 |
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How exactly does "Kenny is insane" get shitmodded? On a board that doesn't work |
10/26/26 |
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Peterman referring to his shitpipe as load bearing |
10/26/26 |
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I couldn't find a scholar worthy of this place if it wanted to |
10/26/26 |
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Protip: Take advantage of Rach's invite code offer before he leaves for 4 years |
10/26/26 |
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Gobsmacked as the Library of Alexandria rematerializes before your eyes |
10/26/26 |
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Fucklaw shooting a load in his ugly wife's pussy |
10/26/26 |
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Many Possible Associates |
10/26/26 |
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ZURICH IS STAINED, taking Qs on my plan to see Pavement tonight and tomorrow |
10/26/26 |
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Disclaimer re Changing Usernames: "Hebrew letters are allowed only in a name wit |
10/26/26 |
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You on point, watchmen? All the time, solzy. |
10/26/26 |
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Just found out my wife blew Peter Steele from Type O Negative in 1996 |
10/26/26 |
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Reminder: whites made even Iceland work |
10/26/26 |
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Rolling Stones' "Wild Horses" plays as Peterman, mouth full of erect cock, looks |
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DeVryMasstersCandidate, what % of your book is drycleaning companies and conveni |
10/26/26 |
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Baker Botts and Baker Donelson merging to become Baker Donelson |
10/26/26 |
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spaceporn in tears, shoving spaghetti up his son's ass |
10/26/26 |
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Peterman sues J Date owners for deceptive advertising |
10/26/26 |
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where is nude nigger? we need him in this time of crisis |
10/26/26 |
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Trying Again For Drinks Tonite. Server Might Have Deleted My Previous Texts Haha |
10/26/26 |
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New Order's "Fine Time" plays over footage of Peterman crouching, surrounded by |
10/26/26 |
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bboom: Welcome to my learning farm. I have much to show you! |
10/26/26 |
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Spaceporn to VA state judge: "Describe your 401k" |
10/26/26 |
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STICKY: Rach here, I am shutting this place down tomorrow |
10/26/26 |
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Brazil ETF down 20.69% today... |
10/26/26 |
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Sp here. Bros, how do you guys get baby poop out of your peehole? |
10/26/26 |
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DAS IST UNSER BOART!!! |
10/26/26 |
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Cannot find my gay man diarrheas on lover’s penis poast pls hlp thx |
10/26/26 |
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Obama: "How did race relations get so bad?" *dives off Geffen's yacht* |
10/26/26 |
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Rach rolling out elite benefits packages for anyone who can bring him Scholars |
10/26/26 |
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I'd like to fuck my whore 100000 times |
10/26/26 |
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This is the first poast in xo history with the word ROTOTILLER in it |
10/26/26 |
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Crowdfunding for table book of peterman threads |
10/26/26 |
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Reminder: Obama's second biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit |
10/26/26 |
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Rosh Hashanah 3.5 Wks Away. Return Of Rach For Big Changes Is Coming Soon. |
10/26/26 |
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Rach's Rosh Hashanah New Year's Resolution To Make Big Changes To XO |
10/26/26 |
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This is what we fight for. This is culture. This is the greatbort. |
10/26/26 |
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marie kondo: "fuck it, my house is a mess" |
10/26/26 |
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I'm gay |
10/26/26 |
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Doggy style versus woman on top |
10/26/26 |
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Economist debunks "immigrants are racist" meme |
10/26/26 |
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rach to Unit 8200: i need the old server back, they're asking too many q's |
10/26/26 |
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My HARNESS just worked for 7 hrs. 30 min straight |
10/26/26 |
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OLD POSTS ARE BACK |
10/26/26 |
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Attenborough: Though related, the goose & the garoose have divergent sexual proc |
10/26/26 |
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*sips coffee* "Ah" *smiles and settles in for another mentally ill Friday* |
10/26/26 |
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Your disappointed father, trying to use chopsticks at your wedding reception |
10/26/26 |
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Italian horror soundtracks | Rockstar No-Carb l Nonbillable client alerts |
10/26/26 |
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"I always loved you, Hobbes." Calvin put the gun into his mouth. "Do it, buddy." |
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"Calvin we've never done this before." "It's okay Hobbes. Lift your tail." |
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Tom Cruise - NIGGER.mp4 |
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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke |
10/26/26 |
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MASE should be brutally raped |
10/26/26 |
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*WMTP clapping like a seal as whokebe accepts "Faggot of the year" award* |
10/26/26 |
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"Oh homie I'm cumming! U cumming too?" "Yeah blood I'm about to pop! Here it cum |
10/26/26 |
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I sure have made a lot of IFNB threads |
10/26/26 |
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*Kurt Russell exhales in the snow, decides it doesn't matter if JCM is doobs* |
10/26/26 |
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FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED NIGGERS |
10/26/26 |
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I get held down, and get squanched again, mommy never hears me shout |
10/26/26 |
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"you have my sword." "and my bow." "and my axe." "and my assuranc |
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"Harold had taken the heart of the City--the skins of our fathers, brothers, |
10/26/26 |
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2 AM, Xmas day. You wake up to find your wife replaced by a gigantic bean sprout |
10/26/26 |
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"In your hour of need they will arrive." 'They?' "Deal Team Six--look to the sky |
10/26/26 |
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rate this escort i fucked in the ass |
10/26/26 |
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plasma donation center nurse: "have any questions?" ricky: "do u like staind?" |
10/26/26 |
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The myth of Sisyphus but with MPA licking a fetid vagina FOREVER |
10/26/26 |
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Sp here. If I poast weird rape shit about my kid, it’s not funny and it means |
10/26/26 |
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Phew. I thought I had lost you, friends |
10/26/26 |
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AHOY RACH! PUSH THE STARBOARD SERVER FULL SPEED AHEAD |
10/26/26 |
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Assfaggot, sharklasers, and backspace heading congo line @mpa's wedding |
10/26/26 |
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me and mpa walking boner police on a leash after we watch suspiria (jcm) |
10/26/26 |
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Ensign Chekov, now in hell |
10/26/26 |
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All the young DOOBS, carry the NUDES |
10/22/26 |
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"when i'm 42 i want to look like a big city lesbian and brag about my dad's job" |
10/21/26 |
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Trump RBG Tiny Dancer sequence was emmy worthy for sim writers |
10/21/26 |
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PSA: keep your phone off for the next half hour and avoid cell towers. |
10/21/26 |
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Need John Elways address asap. I have a brand new corvette and a sledge hammer. |
10/21/26 |
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Nanook of the North. 20s era documentary on inuit in Canada. Enthralling |
10/21/26 |
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Middle aged adults binge drinking and smoking weed at record levels. (Study) |
10/21/26 |
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Alasdair MacIntyre: “the new dark ages which are already upon us” |
10/21/26 |
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Lets compare NYTIMES take on 'Porkys' today vs when it was released |
10/21/26 |
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"he died doing what he loved...killing himself" |
10/21/26 |
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Rate this pic of princess Kate ( sfw) |
10/21/26 |
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Craigslist: SIDSpig |
10/21/26 |
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SORRY GUISE HERE'S RAGNUS A PHP PROGRAMMER |
10/21/26 |
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Member when Rach came all like SORRY GUISE HERES A CONDOR |
10/21/26 |
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President Joe Biden sworn in to "Sorry for Party Rocking" |
10/21/26 |
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Mavis Beacon teaches reverse cowgirl |
10/21/26 |
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SP to SPjr at Panda Express: "fortune cookie say me get lucky tonight" |
10/21/26 |
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Let's compile XO-ORIGINAL ART |
10/21/26 |
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Come back here you little fucker! SP chasing fully nude SPjr frm roadside motel |
10/21/26 |
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Hey libs I just got huge cumshots in my face and ass from nigs. Lick my balls. |
10/21/26 |
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Dream of quitting it all and living off the grid? Nothing $topping you |
10/20/26 |
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modern dystopia: ppl can't make friends, so startup creates chat bots for them |
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Joe Bogan asking guest if he's evah troyed Day Em Tay |
10/20/26 |
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Black woman behind “Mavis Beacon” comes out as Trump supporter (DailyMail) |
10/20/26 |
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"Senator... you're no AssFaggot." |
10/20/26 |
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The Subtle Praise of Blank-Bumping the Blank Bump |
10/20/26 |
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bigger coincidence: moon same size as the sun, or dicks same size as assholes? |
10/20/26 |
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just decorate your $10 million house like it's grey gardens god i hate women |
10/20/26 |
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Anyone else REGRET spending the summer of 2011 party rocking? |
10/20/26 |
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is talking with two hands a lot a tell of some kind? |
10/20/26 |
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Trump is going to get rid of carried interest |
10/20/26 |
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fun game: order a pizza, jerk off, and see if you can beat the delivery guy |
10/20/26 |
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Just had a WaWa Gobbler shortie. Taking ?s. |
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$17.97 pizza order is $23.98 with tax and delivery how much should I give driver |
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Pizza order $28.15 $2.99 delivery charge Cums to $34.07 I'm giving $40 |
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reminder: (((max factor))) turned wholesome white women into painted whores |
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AJIP elite wedding bros: unlimited nacho cheese doritos. your table: cool ranch |
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ur wife squinting @ screen as "southern girl making hot chocolate" autocompletes |
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"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.." |
10/20/26 |
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cr to put 'calvin & hobbes' under interests in resume? |
10/20/26 |
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did Calvin ever get to fuck Susie Derkins? |
10/20/26 |
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Julia: "Dostoyevsky, Nietzsche, and other extraterrestrial autho |
10/20/26 |
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5pm Sunday, fully engaged & in zone, ur wife is out meeting her future husband |
10/20/26 |
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Why the fuck wasn't there a Calvin & Hobbes TV show? |
10/20/26 |
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"Evan39? It's me, yourself, Boom." *applies lipstick* "And now I'm mainlining." |
10/20/26 |
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There used to be a greying tower alone in the sea |
10/19/26 |
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new high-flying tag team: owen hart and conor clapton |
10/19/26 |
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want to go home to sound of children and smell of wife cooking |
10/19/26 |
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Does your wife cook? Often? Well? Do you enjoy it? |
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My Wife Cooks Me Delicious Food Every Night |
10/19/26 |
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Wife cook very bad |
10/19/26 |
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What did your wife cook for dinner as far back as you can remember? |
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"Everybody Hates Chris" plays as SP Jr gets squanched |
10/19/26 |
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Poasters are speculating nyuug succumbed to fan death |
10/19/26 |
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The Kidsquancher's Guide to the Galaxy |
10/19/26 |
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Rate 23 year old Vanna White on the price is right in 1980 |
10/19/26 |
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Spaceporn the Shameless RiceHole Squancher, Richmond's Scariest Son |
10/19/26 |
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Tommy Tuberville sounds like a gay online pornstar name |
10/19/26 |
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Jesus, the Jones Act. |
10/19/26 |
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Book rec for you apes — Klara and the Sun |
10/19/26 |
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hurt my back by....sleeping? lmao dat luis lifestyle |
10/19/26 |
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me and Wilbur Mercer racing go-karts as "Machine Head" plays over loudspeaker |
10/19/26 |
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Golf Bros: almost time for COMPETITIVE AMATEUR GOLF this spring |
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