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 |  | STICKY: today's updates | 11/03/26 | (7) |
| | STICKY: invite codes are being rolled out | 11/03/26 | (208) |
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Elizabeth Holmes looking at you doe eyed as you tell her your Zelda progress |
11/03/26 |
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Disco wanna hike up a hill in December |
11/03/26 |
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Come to think of it, these old "famous" xo threads aren't actually funny |
11/03/26 |
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Motion to 3x the width of the search box |
11/03/26 |
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early 40s but spiritually zoomer |
11/03/26 |
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board doctors, is itchy asshole a symptom of cancer? |
11/03/26 |
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That’s a wrap on Texas (link). Better luck next time commies. |
11/03/26 |
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i think im starting to get into trashy tatted up bimbos |
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Tfw no mid 2000s Rachael Ray mommy gf |
11/03/26 |
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The failed 'turning points' of the 2026 Blue Tsunami |
11/03/26 |
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So Colombian chicks = hot as fuck & good at sex, what's the catch? |
11/03/26 |
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been playing this fun new game called "casino" |
11/03/26 |
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Taking LEAVING LA Qs before redeye tonight (RSF) |
11/03/26 |
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Meet up at The Comedy Mothership in December |
11/03/26 |
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hey man you made a throwaway comment about god being more good than not |
11/03/26 |
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hypo: objective 10 gf but she can only communicate using ZoZo memes |
11/03/26 |
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Phenotype scholar: new "Fuentid" type prompts taxonomy update |
11/03/26 |
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ferengi: Am I a good writer? |
11/03/26 |
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The first of many Kalshi Senate race charts just flipped |
11/03/26 |
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You haven't battled your demons. You've eaten them. |
11/03/26 |
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I'm a veritable Paul writing to Ephesus figure |
11/03/26 |
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Marc Elias is going to jail soon (link) |
11/03/26 |
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How do you picture different poasters here? |
11/03/26 |
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Rate these pics of me (Epah). ?Cons don?t click unless you want to get MAF? |
11/03/26 |
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Need XO's thoughts on the new $8 Quarter Pounder Meal |
11/03/26 |
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Holy shit, I knew el Sayed was short , but not THIS short (pic) |
11/03/26 |
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Haley Stevens requests U.S. marshals' protection after death threats |
11/03/26 |
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what's the point of being lib at this point if you're white and not a politician |
11/03/26 |
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Second mid life crisis question: Fin vs Dutisteride? |
11/03/26 |
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Another Kalshi flip from D to R - Tommy dont look at this one |
11/03/26 |
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Tommy: rate this NBA player’s azn girl harpist (pic) |
11/03/26 |
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List Biden's accomplishments in this thread |
11/03/26 |
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AI is changing so fast it’s hard to keep up |
11/03/26 |
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libs are manipulating the weather again in Texas and Louisiana |
11/03/26 |
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wow, it gets dark kind of early now. |
11/03/26 |
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Warning for ALL U.S. voters: |
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I just got "WGWAG" vanity plates from DMV - not flame |
11/03/26 |
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"He said he was 13." *flips page* "And you responded, "8349724." |
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Nippon Professional Baseball's & my WeHo boutique is called "Talmudic Sofas-try" |
11/03/26 |
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BUMP when GOP loses the House and Trumptards cry like little bitches |
11/03/26 |
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It's not looking good tonight, libs |
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told guy i was waiting for a fax from someone |
11/03/26 |
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new bikini pix of crazy michigan azn girl (pic) |
11/03/26 |
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Alright Trumpmos. This is it. Put up or shut up. (TBF) |
11/03/26 |
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Will I break down and go buy skittles befor the night is out? |
11/03/26 |
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Another NY house seat dems needed to flip is going, going, gone |
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Cucumbers & family are just a bunch of professional con artists & thieves |
11/03/26 |
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Currently up $66 on my Kalshi beds on Hamilton and Adbul. Hold or sell? |
11/03/26 |
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Holy shit do not do kava and alcohol |
11/03/26 |
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Ok people. Let's make some fucky fucky. |
11/03/26 |
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Jung money cash money |
11/03/26 |
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I AM A LITIGATOR!!!! I AM VERY OLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!! (EPAH) |
11/03/26 |
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If I read enough Carl Jung can I become straight and not suicidal |
11/03/26 |
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Guess what libs? We're claiming fraud tonight and there's nothing you can do |
11/03/26 |
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Mullin confirms - if you cheat, your election “results” are invalid |
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GOP currently engaged in election fraud in Mississippi (link) |
11/03/26 |
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rach won't fix this glitch until 2028 at least |
11/03/26 |
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hypo: jewish scammers false flag manufacturing anti-semitism |
11/03/26 |
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*barfs cum* |
11/03/26 |
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HANDY ANDY |
11/03/26 |
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NATIONAL EXIT POLL: Trump disapproval at 62% |
11/03/26 |
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all aboard, ss big changes |
11/03/26 |
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Nigger soccer goalie kills a soccer faggot |
11/03/26 |
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Ai llm json api interview tomorrow |
11/03/26 |
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G Rush learning Rach’s 3rd in Shine except it’s gorgeous men learning Online |
11/03/26 |
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default mode for men is to just have an Autoadmit poasting persona or two |
11/03/26 |
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Shrew gf: Dont use those invite codes! 2nd cousin: Wow the slash bears loads?? |
11/03/26 |
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Vote Yellow: Asian Pussy! |
11/03/26 |
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TMF's guide to poasting (a flowchart) |
11/03/26 |
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Courtroom sketch from Doe vs. XO |
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Dems just flipped Guam’s House seat |
11/03/26 |
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dont worry cons if you post 1 more AI image of Trump surfing you can still win |
11/03/26 |
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I'm voting Black (King) |
11/03/26 |
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JUST IN: It's a total red wave |
11/03/26 |
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wanna invent something? just use GPT, bro |
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Cons you betting fucking claim fraud tonight or Im gonna be sorely disappointed |
11/03/26 |
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Life imitates XO: at remote Alaska polling site, bears wreak havoc with ballots |
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Abdul trailing in all polls, Michigan Somalis furious |
11/03/26 |
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DIXVILLE NOTCH flips HUGE for REPUBLICANS |
11/03/26 |
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changes of the day |
11/03/26 |
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Sometimes I move my pee pee from the vagina hole to the poopie hole |
11/03/26 |
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you realize once old poasts are bumpable youll all be sucking WMTPs dick right? |
11/03/26 |
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Welcome…to the….REEEEDDDDDD KINGDOM |
11/03/26 |
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invite code gf: classic threads are bumpable! 2nd cuz: do you find me humpable? |
11/03/26 |
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"Boom Boom Tel Aviv" plays as I like another anti semitic DrakeMallard twitter p |
11/03/26 |
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Just DECIMATED my forearms (wrench) |
11/03/26 |
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Trump just announced they're pulling the Plug on Mig after midterms |
11/03/26 |
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I've already depicted you as the gay Metaphysician and myself as the Empiricist |
11/03/26 |
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if u had to be half asian, wld u rather the top half or the bottom half? |
11/03/26 |
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ur ancestor: hunted, gathered & fought. u: "THEY'RE REMAKING OCARINA OF TIME" |
11/03/26 |
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"Am I the crazy one?" *logs into xoxo... sighs* "No, they're the crazy ones!" |
11/03/26 |
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Another betting market that favored dems all year just flipped |
11/03/26 |
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Not flame been walking around all day with dried cum on face, no one told me |
11/03/26 |
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Millennials who believe it when people say they look younger than their age |
11/03/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨KRAKEN HAS BEEN RELEASED🚨🚨🚨🇺🇸🇺
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11/03/26 |
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BTW: GOP and Trump are lying about "ending aid to Israel" (link) |
11/03/26 |
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Ernest Hemingway wrote some great short stories |
11/03/26 |
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a lone herm mouthing every word to Cameo’s Word Up! |
11/03/26 |
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just reported cucumbers tp to the FBI |
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A single pubic hair waved heroically upon his arrid scrotum |
11/03/26 |
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HPV vaccine is cancer prevention. Sorry |
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What are the comprehensible terrors of man compared to the interlinked terrors |
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Beaner jewess says "white people should not be allowed to reproduce" |
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guys if I drop out can I stay on anyone's couch for a wihle |
11/03/26 |
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WOOOOOSHHH! I AM A CPAP MACHINE! YOU ARE VERY OLD! WOOOSHH |
11/03/26 |
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Dems are winning the Iowa Senate race - link |
11/03/26 |
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Just Remembered: DIXVILLE NOTCH POLLS OPEN IN HOURS! |
11/03/26 |
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If you aren't in a swing state your vote doesn't matter at all |
11/03/26 |
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Halperin: Tonight will either be a Blue Tsunami or a Blue Wave |
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going to shout "casino" before setting fire to cucumbers house & killing anyone |
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Libs, can you explain this? |
11/03/26 |
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I am orbiting your planet, monitoring your civlization |
11/03/26 |
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Donald Trump trolling the fuck out of twitter |
11/03/26 |
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Is Donald Trump Prestigious or a Rich Loser? |
11/03/26 |
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It's unconstitutional that we cannot bump classic threads |
11/03/26 |
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Donald Trump is a TTT |
11/03/26 |
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black people like pork chops bc they're shaped like Africa |
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Stubhub brownoid VP gets fired for criticizing white people's weddings on IG |
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Really need Box to sketch/poast a Doobs Herm ITT |
11/03/26 |
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Trump clarified that while direct aid or grants would stop, the U.S. would conti |
11/03/26 |
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Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein? |
11/03/26 |
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Dems are losing blue counties in AZ now (link) |
11/03/26 |
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What if a herm heard some really loud bass? |
11/03/26 |
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20yo Pilot Chick Called Mayday Mayday Then Declared Emergency |
11/03/26 |
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TT look at this BURDSHIT talking trash about xo vivek (link) |
11/03/26 |
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Contards and Trumpkins? Your response? you seriously thought you would win? |
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"get back to is..." *trump texts you from israel* "sup fag" |
11/03/26 |
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i am DEMANDING that pigcumbers is slaughtered |
11/03/26 |
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Guaranteed orgasm in less than a minute |
11/03/26 |
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Awesome GWB FUCKING AWESOME |
11/03/26 |
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"aren't iPhone duos crazy?" |
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GWBUSH will be LIONIZED by the right wing now |
11/03/26 |
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Republicans - is GWB still 'misunderestimated?' |
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everyone GET IN HERE |
11/03/26 |
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John King mindlessly playing with the election maps while his ex-wife talks |
11/03/26 |
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fjordsmen |
11/03/26 |
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Notice of lawsuit pending vs. certain AutoAdmit posters |
11/03/26 |
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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
11/03/26 |
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Breaking point: Threw a big turd at a nigger today |
11/03/26 |
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half asian friend asking me for girl advice |
11/03/26 |
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Epah why are you such a niggerlover, through and through. |
11/03/26 |
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Google is OVER. |
11/03/26 |
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IRL buddy of mine: heart broken by ArtHoe; me: heart broken by lack of ZoZo |
11/03/26 |
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Rach's manic phase is over |
11/03/26 |
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just do use a bunch of false witnesses to scam and nearly murder someone |
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The NYT election needles are UP! |
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How ghetto is a Royal Caribbean cruise? |
11/03/26 |
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ITT: lisa rowes non-comittal responses reflect her personal life |
11/03/26 |
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Lib postal worker indicted for stealing GOP mailers and ballots (link) |
11/03/26 |
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Summon whokebe (prestigefaggot) |
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