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 |  | STICKY: big changes of 11/6 | 11/12/26 | (56) |
| | STICKY: anonymous email invite code system | 11/09/26 | (40) |
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How to stay sober at an all day BBQ cookoff event |
11/12/26 |
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You can still have a normal view of Agency and be realist about Bio functions |
11/12/26 |
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Neutral milk Patel motel cartel |
11/12/26 |
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Real Slav talk. Check my Slav walk. |
11/12/26 |
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Superbad, but young Becca picks up Seth's iPad and sees zozo IFNB thread |
11/12/26 |
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Partner delivered a work assignment by pigeon |
11/12/26 |
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Sleeping with Jensen must've been a peak experience for those broads |
11/12/26 |
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microsoft bros chill, this patch can wait til the weekend imo |
11/12/26 |
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Is it AI or Indians |
11/12/26 |
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🎶🎶NVIDIAAA🎶🎶 (to tune of Activia yogurt jingle) |
11/12/26 |
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FORM BABBY |
11/12/26 |
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RIP Posner |
11/12/26 |
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Microsoft pushes through one Outlook msg: Go be with your families |
11/12/26 |
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XO has better cybersecurity than Microsoft? |
11/12/26 |
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just put it on the cloud bro |
11/12/26 |
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Outlook: I have to go now. My planet needs me. (Note: Outlook died on its way ba |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia Milk Hotel |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia Milf Vice President: “Jensen has been passionate” |
11/12/26 |
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Emilio should I go get more faggy gourmet cookies at Whole Foods? |
11/12/26 |
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Temple of doom bridge scene but cowgod telling Jensen he betrayed gamers |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang was banging another employee, place your bets on what race ITT |
11/12/26 |
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really need halford's opinion on THE GRAPPLER right now |
11/12/26 |
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Multithreaded Polycule Anxiety |
11/12/26 |
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there’s not one republican who wouldn’t take us to war |
11/12/26 |
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ai doomer screeds are some of the stupidest shit i’ve ever read |
11/12/26 |
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Drunkard asking associate today, “wtf do you think the fax machine is for?” |
11/12/26 |
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New SC Senator seems pretty feisty - video |
11/12/26 |
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Candyland (Board Game) Now Has A Black Princess (Link) |
11/12/26 |
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rate this law teen who just asked me out on a date |
11/12/26 |
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Decades-long Chinese "Operation Handsome" targeted white men w Chinese female im |
11/12/26 |
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Jessica Pinyin Stealing Handsome Men From Jessica Pin |
11/12/26 |
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Rate Zendaya’s classy new implants |
11/12/26 |
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Opening a live music bar with brass bands every night. Calling it HornPub. |
11/12/26 |
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Dude, I think I solved metaphysics of Azn Pussy |
11/12/26 |
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Outlook DDoSed over too many anonymous XO invites |
11/12/26 |
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we’d prefer to call it the incident (not “outage”) |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang signs 3-year deal with Brazzers - link |
11/12/26 |
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Hey I know Outlook is down, but our dating outlook doesn't have to be, haha |
11/12/26 |
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Big Huang - Still not a Player - ft. Fat Joe |
11/12/26 |
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Maybe Microsoft can get rach to vibecode a fix for Outlook like he fixed XO |
11/12/26 |
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Will you be logging in for THE LAST RIDE on GTA Online on Nov. 18? |
11/12/26 |
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The pipes of Sir Vixthror's castle By Poetic dreamer |
11/12/26 |
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The Mandarin Pussy Affair |
11/12/26 |
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doesnt matter what field a female is in, shes just a glorified dick sucker 4 CEO |
11/12/26 |
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Listening to MIA’s MI7 gorgeous Christmo album with TBF and/or Tommy T |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia CEO has an affair - stock drops 25%, MSFT worldwide outage - stock green |
11/12/26 |
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Why is everyone on twitter obsessed with getting the last word in? |
11/12/26 |
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Do you guys ever think about 2019? |
11/12/26 |
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Guy sitting next to me in Starbucks wearing "?" suit |
11/12/26 |
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So "to be fair," what're u doin on NYE? Wait, nevermin |
11/12/26 |
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Last person to respond to this thread wins |
11/12/26 |
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Notice of lawsuit pending vs. certain AutoAdmit posters |
11/12/26 |
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Is it true a Playboy Playmate posted here? |
11/12/26 |
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and the wind SCREAMS jewdood |
11/12/26 |
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blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecauset
heyareshapedlikeafrica |
11/12/26 |
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we can't ban open source AI so we'll remove the ability to run it locally |
11/12/26 |
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Did jew bitches give blowjobs in Auschwitz for the protein? |
11/12/26 |
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I AM A REFRIGERATOR!!!! I AM VERY COLD!!! WOOOOOSH!!!!!! |
11/12/26 |
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I just had amazing sex w/someone NOT my boyfriend!!! |
11/12/26 |
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I can’t, Israel cut off my compute |
11/12/26 |
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PS5: 100,000,000K units shipped, champ. Xbox: 36m lol |
11/12/26 |
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What counts as a direct report? I want to fuck my dotted line boss |
11/12/26 |
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XO EXCLUSIVE: UChicago to Leiter: "DING! Fag." |
11/12/26 |
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The Secret Diary of Whokebe |
11/12/26 |
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It’s an expression of a submerged undercurrent of horror (me describing haircu |
11/12/26 |
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ITT: we predict what % of Poasters retire/semi-retire on 11/19/26 aka GTAVI Day: |
11/12/26 |
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Toward a Consensus Philosophy of Shit Eating |
11/12/26 |
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Official GTA 6 Countdown Thread |
11/12/26 |
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Anecdotes from an alpha aspie ADA. |
11/12/26 |
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Why black people are so angry: a few thoughts |
11/12/26 |
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PS5 PROLE Owners: LJL at ur tiny pink 30 fps |
11/12/26 |
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Top countries in which Indians acquired citizenship in 2024 |
11/12/26 |
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One screen on Autoadmit, one screen on "Eurasian tomboy explains Chrono Cross" |
11/12/26 |
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guy can only think in rhymes. diagnosed as cerebral solzy |
11/12/26 |
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I've never played Alliance before |
11/12/26 |
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jmaw describes zher recent Pilates class |
11/12/26 |
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There are women sleeping with old Chinese men to pay off student debt |
11/12/26 |
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Mercedes-Benz is shutting down in Germany - link |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang, Changpeng CZ Zhao, etc — why are azn men such sleazy CEOs? |
11/12/26 |
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Asian-American gf had no interest in GTA VI until learning of Handsome Protag |
11/12/26 |
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Rachmiel humming Kanye's RoboCop: "Poasters kinda crazy but it turns me on" |
11/12/26 |
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Buddy of mine is an amnesiac, can’t remember his own poasts from 2021 years er |
11/12/26 |
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Buddy of mine calls his favorite DodgerDog combo The Penis in honor of Autoadmit |
11/12/26 |
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found my work wife just as i'm about to resign :( |
11/12/26 |
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Poasting lessons I learned in 2026 (spoiler: no progress in quality, arguably!) |
11/12/26 |
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AI is 180 |
11/12/26 |
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Wtf is a "Cybermonastery" anyway (Investors skeptical of Rachmiel's biz plan) |
11/12/26 |
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"thousands and thousands of binders full of women" |
11/12/26 |
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*Harvest Moon: Back to Nature soundtrack slowly gets louder as you browse XO* |
11/12/26 |
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I’ve officially been retired for 3 months today. I should have done this soone |
11/12/26 |
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Ex wife just had a baby with her new husband, pretty bummed out about it |
11/12/26 |
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"that bouncer took himself way too seriously...wait, cemetery?" (hegseth) |
11/12/26 |
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Crim. clients fuck an endless supply of bitches. Why can't you? |
11/12/26 |
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one huang mates two whites |
11/12/26 |
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lol jensen had a 3rd affair, detailings incoming |
11/12/26 |
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default mode for men is to just have an Autoadmit poasting persona or two |
11/12/26 |
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Nvidia board of Directors to Jensen Huang: look, even The Economist is saying it |
11/12/26 |
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Huangin’ round. Downtown by myself |
11/12/26 |
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FizzKidd looks like prime Olivia Munn that’s why you’re all salty |
11/12/26 |
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TFW no Chappell Roan genuinely talented Midwestern art hoe gf |
11/12/26 |
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Got fired today, should I shoot my work wife |
11/12/26 |
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Nudes of Alice Huang, CCP spy who seduced Nvidia CEO (pics) |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang stuff is going to be like Tiger Woods |
11/12/26 |
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"Sir, another homewrecker has crashed into Huang." |
11/12/26 |
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3 Israelis picked to head nvidia |
11/12/26 |
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ruh roh dont talk shit about niggerball |
11/12/26 |
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Zendaya is extremely hot and ZoZo’s server takes my secret to her grave 🌹 |
11/12/26 |
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🫶Rebecca Ferguson & Zendaya, no interest in other Dune 2 women. Am I gay? |
11/12/26 |
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Every time someone poasts about Fable I get Proustian flashbacks to Xbox c. Y2K! |
11/12/26 |
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who is Zendaya and why is she always involved in drama |
11/12/26 |
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What's with the recent pop culture obsession with Mister Rogers? |
11/12/26 |
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Insane day in AI ahead |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang, Dave Grohl, Arnold share a THEME with their affairs |
11/12/26 |
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I picture everyone on XO looking & acting like this around the Christmas season: |
11/12/26 |
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Watching John Hughes' Miracle on 34th Street on endless loop until 12th Night tp |
11/12/26 |
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Buddy of mine was Liam Neeson’s body double in the Narnia trilogy |
11/12/26 |
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In China, anything that can be faked, is fake |
11/12/26 |
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Rewatching The Thirteenth Floor with luis tp while eating faggy gourmet pizza |
11/12/26 |
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Is displaying the entire Thomas Kinkade Disney collection in your house prole? |
11/12/26 |
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GTA 6 simp gets community noted to death |
11/12/26 |
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How many people actually care about the MCU plot lines? |
11/12/26 |
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NVIDIA interm CEO: "Our short term focus is affordable GPUs for gamers" |
11/12/26 |
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I'm turning my life over to ChatGPT |
11/12/26 |
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is it just me or is there something super sexy about Ella Langley smoking a cig? |
11/12/26 |
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"Look, he has your eyes," says your wife, Ella Langley |
11/12/26 |
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MAGAtards, why do you always think high voter turnout must mean fraud? |
11/12/26 |
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Watching Muppets Christmas Carol & Treasure Island on a continuous loop tp |
11/12/26 |
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Tom Holland's face in the 2nd pic is my reaction to the Zendaya phenotype |
11/12/26 |
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NYC cybercafe owner films a day of XO poasters, theyre all retrievers, sheepdogs |
11/12/26 |
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Rachmiel planning surprise upgrade to Web 2.0 ZoZo: Frutiger Aero Edition |
11/12/26 |
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Harem anime w Halle Berry + Wilma Flintstone set in Jetsons crossover realm |
11/12/26 |
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YOU FOUND A FORGOTTEN PS1 SUMMER 🌴 [intelligent dnb / atmospheric jungle] |
11/12/26 |
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work from homemos gonna get fucked cuz of this outlook bs |
11/12/26 |
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Everyone could smell the fraud at Nvidia today. They know no one's buying |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen just retained Paul, Weiss |
11/12/26 |
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Ella Langley announced as new CEO of Nvidia |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang's first tweet since resignation: "CUMSKINS IRATE!!! BANGRANG!" |
11/12/26 |
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Long lost Walker Percy Moviegoer sequel: BEAVER tp + Ella Langley 2nd cousin |
11/12/26 |
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A Web 1.0 to Remember: "It all comes down to who's poasting by your side." 🪽 |
11/12/26 |
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Lowe's is actively being ransomwared sell short immediately |
11/12/26 |
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Lob friend upset that Microsoft TroutLook is down today |
11/12/26 |
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Wtf Outlook now has a link at the top saying: STICKY: big changes |
11/12/26 |
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Yo-Yo Ma plays Ennio Morricone is gorgeously addictive beyond belief 4 ?? re |
11/12/26 |
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why would they get rid of jensen anyway? |
11/12/26 |
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Ella Langley serenading you with her album medley of Froggy Went A Poastin' |
11/12/26 |
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Jensen Huang is the most likable tech CEO in US history and you know it |
11/12/26 |
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Did we decide whether the itchy butthole guy has cancer? I've got the same Q. |
11/12/26 |
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*walks into 2 partner meeting* "what is this?A handsome contest? |
11/12/26 |
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lab friend saw midterm election results and just said: “ruff” |
11/12/26 |
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"I'm just not a functional email client, okay? Shit." |
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