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What is even the point of Consuela's writing? |
10/27/26 |
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Misanthrope Pens Appendix |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela can you livestream your Research Process |
10/27/26 |
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so consuela is a jung expert? the guy jordan peterson made popular? |
10/27/26 |
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Ever hang out with ur junior high buddies in a tree fort and crucify opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Mediocre Palimpsest, Autopublished |
10/27/26 |
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Bone Jungs & Charlatanry |
10/27/26 |
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Madman's Parchment Abomination |
10/27/26 |
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and i said what about crucifixion of opposites and she said I think I |
10/27/26 |
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Midwittisms Preserved Archaeologically |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing GC asking LexisNexis Protégé about mandatory reporter laws |
10/27/26 |
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Malcontent Posits Anthology |
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I used to like the cyberpunk aesthetic when I was younger but now I hate it |
10/27/26 |
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Being open with chicks on dating apps that I only want a "practice girl" |
10/27/26 |
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Masturbatory "Publishing" Attempt |
10/27/26 |
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just chugged a Natural Light |
10/27/26 |
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and when i crucified the opposites brother |
10/27/26 |
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11 members of MLB Hall of Fame are LOLyers |
10/27/26 |
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"it's not gay if you're the topposite" |
10/27/26 |
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Guys in my high school crucified opposites all the time, it was nbd |
10/27/26 |
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I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch |
10/27/26 |
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Hermes Hermes Hermes, can't you see, sometimes your words just crucify me |
10/27/26 |
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You Can See Everything Discussion Thread |
10/27/26 |
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The Manuscript Purchase Agreement |
10/27/26 |
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Mysterious Paperback Appears |
10/27/26 |
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Metaphysical Psychosis, (Available in) Paperback! |
10/27/26 |
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Midwit Psychobabble Archive |
10/27/26 |
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asking hinge girl to do "horizontal opposite crucifixion" |
10/27/26 |
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hermes hermes hermes hermes i'm begging of you please don't take my man |
10/27/26 |
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Paula Abdul, MC Skat Kat performing "Crucifixion of Opposites Attract" |
10/27/26 |
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Self-publishing company employee at company Halloween party dressed as "Hermes o |
10/27/26 |
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Maniac's Pseudopsychological Anthology |
10/27/26 |
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'No! They expect one of us to purchase a copy, brother" |
10/27/26 |
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FBI agents drawing straws for who has to read through Crucifixion of Opposites |
10/27/26 |
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Amanda Seyfried is a subjective 9 for me at her prime |
10/27/26 |
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recommended subreddit: /r/Limerence |
10/27/26 |
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Twice she Hermes her Threshold |
10/27/26 |
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Taking limited questions (Dooberstein) |
10/27/26 |
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Disaster: Everyone is mocking your midwit gibberish! |
10/27/26 |
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"a philosophy is performed" (askav holmes) |
10/27/26 |
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Sticky: Books self-published under cringe pseudonyms being rolled out |
10/27/26 |
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HAHAURFUCKED NEW ACCOUNT BACK IN ACTION TO DUNK ON FOOLS IN 2026!!!! |
10/27/26 |
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askav adding 'sapiosexual (giving)' as fetish on fetlife |
10/27/26 |
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oh no he gets mocked on xo go go consuela (yeahhhh) |
10/27/26 |
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'Sup Drake? I heard you like 'em Jung. |
10/27/26 |
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That's great Shmuel, now how 'bout u cross the threshold of ur bedroom to get a |
10/27/26 |
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LOL @ Xo coming back online and within 24hrs it's back to mocking Consuela |
10/27/26 |
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HUNG KNESSET |
10/27/26 |
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this is all a misunderstanding, i'm supposed to be a burnt out compliance attny |
10/27/26 |
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African child wearing "Hermes Of The Threshold Book Tour 2026" t-shirt |
10/27/26 |
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RATE This Leftist Israeli Girl @ Election Rally (PIC) |
10/27/26 |
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Vesta of the Front Hole |
10/27/26 |
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"Ah got yourself a chink girlfriend, Potter?" sneered Malfoy |
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"Hermes of the Threshold" sheets (new Target attempt to appeal to luxury market |
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“Flavio” Bolsinaro flees to US as a “refugee”. LMAO (link) |
10/27/26 |
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Exit poll predicts deadlocked Knesset - link |
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Mike Pagliarulo |
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Herpes of the Fleshfold |
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lsd tp rolls up to your place in a killdozer: "get in loser" |
10/27/26 |
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"But we know what's in there, sir. It's the same stuff posted on his substack bl |
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Malfoy introduced himself to Potter because he was impressed at first |
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Mercurius Penetratus Aperturae |
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Cronenberg's "A Dangerous Method" but it's Keira Knightley saying ick to Consue |
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I sent you an Hermès bag now kindly open your threshold haha |
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Pretty crazy how Netanyahu can be NUMBA ONE JEW forever outjewing other jews |
10/27/26 |
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Wilhelm Reich reading Consuela's Substack: "Haha, vow, heilige Scheisse" |
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Jung abandoning psychoanalysis, embracing CBT after you show him Consuela substa |
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Woah, Netanyahu predicted to lose the election - link |
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Now this is a story all about how a crank from XO's work got found out |
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Trick-or-treaters hauling heavy pillowcase from Casa Consuela laden with schizob |
10/27/26 |
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a reverse ouroboros is when you put your head in your rectum |
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So Trump Had Both Houses & Couldn't Pass Voter ID. We're Done Here |
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🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 ISRAELI VOTING CLOSED. EXIT POLLS IMMINENT 🇮🇱🇮 |
10/27/26 |
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"See, I put an ouroboros on the cover bc it's Claude inputting "thoughts" into C |
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Becky you wont believe this he actually published his Jungian-esoterica himself! |
10/27/26 |
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Consuela's Mom's Free Little Library packed with sons's self published schizobab |
10/27/26 |
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bought some beef stew from Costco and will eat it all week |
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Wow where's mpa when you need him |
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Yo listen up, here's a story, about a little guy who self-published a manuscript |
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Hernia of the Gloryhole |
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We'll crucify the opposites tonight (Tonight) |
10/27/26 |
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i can't, my physical draft |
10/27/26 |
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Hermit of the Cuckold |
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cruciferous opposites (consuela's slop bowl place) |
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Cronus of the Crippledipper |
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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to crucify his opposite |
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Is Ukraine going to keep fighting until they are annihilated or something |
10/27/26 |
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Halford of the Boibasket |
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Discover, MasterCard seizing TSINAH's invite codes |
10/27/26 |
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Thee you on an in-vite code |
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first physical book draft |
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Erebus of the Escalator |
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Erectus of the boihole |
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Sisyphus of the Stairlift |
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Can't believe this fucking moniker wasn't taken yet |
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Halperin: El Sayed comes across as a MAF brownoid like ParaMo |
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Hermaphroditos of the Bothreshold |
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REINSTATE KAMALASEXY WITHIN 48 HOURS OR FACE REPRISAL |
10/27/26 |
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Bacchus of the Butthold |
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Hermes of the Foyer |
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Rate the pert posterior on this flight attendant (female) |
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“I’m actually a published author” Consuela slurs to a sweaty NDSU co-ed |
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Aphrodite of the Thrusthold |
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Hestia of the Foyer |
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"Hope you got the "invite code" to my book signing next week, haha" |
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BREAKING: Blue tsunami canceled due to vibe shift, German Pumo apoplectic |
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Dionysus of the Thirsthold |
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Meta fined $25B for spreading mis-, dis-, cis-, and piss-information |
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Should I buy the new Castlevania game? Is it good or Troon BS? Have huge backlog |
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"Hope ur not "crucifying" my manuscript into the opposite of what I hoped, haha" |
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bigger account in the Jungian-esoteric Substack tp |
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dozens to low hundreds of copies |
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i'm Published btw |
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Hey Consuela, I actually know a literary agent I can put you in touch with |
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Remember, libs HATE you if you’ve ever been to The Cheesecake Factory 😡 |
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Has anyone ever actually *seen one of these “invite codes”? |
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wife wants us to wear these this weekend |
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If they can steal the Israeli election they can do it here too |
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Tucker Carlson & Elena Kagan dancing and high-fiving with their invite codes |
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Weil Gotshal is going bankrupt |
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11 new account signups from invites since yesterday |
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Nerd Clique is getting wrecked rn |
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looks like im buying a PS5 for a CastleVania game before GTA6 lmao |
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MIG’s homosexual bipolar fury tp |
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What are 1st year salaries up to now? 230k? |
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someone hook up ted beckerstead with an invite code |
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Blacks gangbanged my wife |
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Trump: cease fire with Iran was a "waste of time" - video |
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You're a loser if u aren't watching Delaware @ Western Kentucky football game rn |
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What GPA at Fordham for A&O Sherman Pepper Troutman Weil Gotshal & Mange’s LLP |
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1 Million Arabs Voted In Israeli Elections. No Elections In "Palestine" In 20 Yr |
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just got re-Rickypilled |
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MiG just absolutely bodied Consuela holy shit |
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This looks insanely good for Talarico - link |
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So xo now exists because of AI? |
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"you can see everything" tied w the godfather for second best movie of all time |
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You don't get it, im so smart no one will publish me but myself |
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Heading to LIB ANGELES, taking Qs (RSF) |
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Dupa releasing Proto-black metal album “In League With Statin” |
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MIGA Hats At Likud HQ (PIC) |
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You don't get it, I REVISE the AI slop |
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poasters who understand Israeli politics, why is Bibi projected to lose? |
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Gained six pounds. Added a whole layer of body fat |
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Math is extremely low value now dude |
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Libs worried about fascism totally uncovered about brazils psycho political pros |
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“Who’s Cowgod?” she said, and smiled in her special way |
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Who is the worst quarterback in the NFL right now? |
10/27/26 |
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"people that make fun of me are jus jealous" LMAO |
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thinking about leaving my old threads anonymous to trick my haters into bumping |
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WP: Trump is building something that will cast a shadow. This is fascism. |
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