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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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 |  | STICKY: big changes of 11/6 | 11/06/26 | (37) |
 |  | STICKY: anonymous email invite code system | 11/06/26 | (36) |
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You will get billionaire tax cuts, never-ending wars for Israel, and $6 gas |
10/16/26 |
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she/hermes |
10/16/26 |
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wish my shrew wife wld divorce me already so i can date a cute perky asian girl |
10/16/26 |
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writing letters to elizabeth holmes in prison, but they're all just xo memes |
10/16/26 |
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"I've already depicted myself as the clever game creator, and u as the object of |
10/16/26 |
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Massie to force pre-Midterms vote on Hegseth/wars for Israel |
10/16/26 |
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Rach has been busy working on an MCP server for xoxo |
10/16/26 |
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Technological progress was so slow for so long |
10/16/26 |
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cons think Trump is some brilliant real estate investor but |
10/16/26 |
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Talarico hasn't appeared publicly in a week? |
10/16/26 |
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Could gen z bring down india’s modi? |
10/16/26 |
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An INDIAN performs a racism using an image of a WHITE man ... |
10/16/26 |
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what is it with SOMALIS and their strange heads? - scholarship from X |
10/16/26 |
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Going to start keeping two ravens on my shoulders everywhere I go |
10/16/26 |
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MTG Commander but everyone has a 100 card deck of pseudointellectual quotes |
10/16/26 |
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Xo: I'm Depending on You to NOT be Dead to Distract from Work |
10/16/26 |
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Athena of the HR Email Blast |
10/16/26 |
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my vibecoded NSAM ban seems to stop working randomly; ideas why? |
10/16/26 |
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finally watched the Ashley St. Clair interviews - sounds like Elon stole 2024. |
10/16/26 |
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All-Time Best and Worst XO Memes |
10/16/26 |
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Why do we have troons like ferengi tp posting here? |
10/16/26 |
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Trans Nazi teen who shot up Hindu temple mass plot will get hormones in jail |
10/16/26 |
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Notable Poster Intelligence Tiers |
10/16/26 |
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Zeus of the flexible office/guest bedroom |
10/16/26 |
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Birdshit Mom Flight Attendant KILLS SELF Jumping Off Hawaii Hotel |
10/16/26 |
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“Don’t forget, they’re trying to debank you, but we’re not gonna let em |
10/16/26 |
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Bitcoin private keys have begun falling as quantum computing breaks crypto (link |
10/16/26 |
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Ukraine is trying to tip the US elections by bombing Russian bot farms |
10/16/26 |
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Reminder: Cornyn would’ve defeated Talarico easily |
10/16/26 |
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"I'm sorry, Hermes. I'm afraid I can't do that." |
10/16/26 |
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Traitors have mutilated the Herms! We need informers and mass trials |
10/16/26 |
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just got my covid vax 💉💪 |
10/16/26 |
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Details on Talarico’s nuthouse admission last week |
10/16/26 |
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Based AfD lady |
10/16/26 |
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Talarico could easily make this all go away be releasing his medical records |
10/16/26 |
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Most prestigious age to get first period? |
10/16/26 |
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With 5 years max, Tommy T will marry an overweight militant feminist |
10/16/26 |
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hatp did you ever read pensive's novel? |
10/16/26 |
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Sorry hatp I can't really talk about art right now I'm talking to a robot |
10/16/26 |
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have to light up on that one - but this one is 4 you |
10/16/26 |
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Herm of the Threshold |
10/16/26 |
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Feels like Gaming and Film are done here |
10/16/26 |
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The Cunt |
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The Faggot |
10/16/26 |
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The Nigger |
10/16/26 |
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"It's a living" (Consuela's spellcheck, deleting third h in threshold |
10/16/26 |
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The Historical American |
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The Jew |
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The Kike |
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The Chink |
10/16/26 |
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The Asian |
10/16/26 |
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The Bussy |
10/16/26 |
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Mr. Jinx in a crotchless Oktoberfest dirndl lecturing you about ethics: |
10/16/26 |
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School Shooting Adds Silver Rail Elementary to Grim List |
10/16/26 |
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Google just solved quantum computing |
10/16/26 |
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Mr. Jinx angrily driving away from the Shetucket River |
10/16/26 |
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do cons know they are getting BTFO in Maine? |
10/16/26 |
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Mr. Jinx describing himself as a dadwife girlguy |
10/15/26 |
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SP aghast at Somalis: "They were getting paid!? I had to pay my OWN money" |
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"Fable 5.5? Let me tell you about the Fable of Six Mill--hi, who just joined |
10/15/26 |
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"Motherfucker," luis hisses into his salad after the judge overrules his objecti |
10/15/26 |
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Israeli Tourist Eaten By Pelican In Florida (NYT) |
10/15/26 |
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Man graduates law school without taking con law |
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you can become a lawyer without taking con law |
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shohei "roger dorn" ohtani |
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If your rule is not premised on religion but through a series of marriages |
10/15/26 |
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if the Saudi royals lose their grip on power aren't they all fucking dead? tp |
10/15/26 |
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A coup is the only thing that can possibly save Saudi Arabia |
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MBS assassinated |
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Holy shit I forgot to read Con Law all semester |
10/15/26 |
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A digital lazy river of 10,00 word AI hallucinated jewish sophistry.substack.com |
10/15/26 |
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sam darnold and cooper kupp suck now wtf |
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Russian plague speads to China? - link |
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Autoadmit is now a slow moving intervention for a delusional Jungian |
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Ok, time to fess up if you ever thought Russia might invade Ukraine |
10/15/26 |
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Tucker Carlson: That’s a sexy fucking horse |
10/15/26 |
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How much does the new flying tesla cost |
10/15/26 |
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Dazed and Confused remake set in 2009 |
10/15/26 |
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wilbur mercer simulator is just a buck angel flipbook |
10/15/26 |
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sharing a blunt with Seth Rogen, James Franco, and Hermes Of The Threshold |
10/15/26 |
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Aye Papi! Latinos polling strong for Trump & GOP |
10/15/26 |
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wow guys did you know that seth rogen smokes WEED? guy is fucking 180 |
10/15/26 |
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“Gnoshticism” esoteric brunch |
10/15/26 |
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Is prateek bhopale a “Star Wars name”? |
10/15/26 |
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Yugi playing Hermes of the Threshold in the attack position |
10/15/26 |
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"Hold on babe, I'm dialectically sparring with my custom-harnessed AI assistant" |
10/15/26 |
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Wait so they’re saying the whole DOW JONES is about height now? |
10/15/26 |
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"I keep getting distracted imagining you in non-redemptive positions, haha" |
10/15/26 |
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"Maybe we can cross that threshold next weekend ;) haha" |
10/15/26 |
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1 sentence tragedy: Mrs. Consuela notices frequency of Hermes in browser history |
10/15/26 |
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I'm a bit of a Hermes at the Threshold, but a Heracles in the Steam Room ;) |
10/15/26 |
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Hey cons I thought you were joking about Talarico but no. You believed it |
10/15/26 |
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talking shit about women makes beta simp MPA furious |
10/15/26 |
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Cons who pitched the Talarico fake news are running scared now |
10/15/26 |
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Fred Fartfucker |
10/15/26 |
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Prometheus of the Portico |
10/15/26 |
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Billy Buttfucker |
10/15/26 |
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My Penis |
10/15/26 |
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"Yo Hermes! My man! How are you holding up with that evil in your godhead?" |
10/15/26 |
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"Hermes, of the Threshold? He's in? Okay, great!" |
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The Rosicrucians of the Romper Room |
10/15/26 |
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Bridget Jung's Diary |
10/15/26 |
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Suleiman of the Mud Room |
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The Requisite Variety of Power For Neoliberal Feudalism (consuela) |
10/15/26 |
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Bar mitzvah kids dancing to “Big Skimpin’” |
10/15/26 |
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Gunnerattt's substack, He/Shes of the Threshold |
10/15/26 |
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Y tu substack tambien |
10/15/26 |
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School of Esoteric Cholos studies the writings of Hector Tresmegustas |
10/15/26 |
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Anyone surprised that the livestream execution promise was broken? |
10/15/26 |
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Gunnerattt’s penis was cute & creative but fundamentally small, as usual |
10/15/26 |
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Aides: Talarico hospitalized after spending hours trying to win Serf's Up |
10/15/26 |
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Do/can you guys Carry your wife/Woman around the house |
10/15/26 |
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"And introducing Dom DeLuise as the Hermes of the Threshold" |
10/15/26 |
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Ms. Pac-Man's Alchemy |
10/15/26 |
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Mike's Punch-Out: Abraxas |
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🎶 scrape scrape scrape, scrape scrape scrape, scrape your booty 🎶 |
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Metroid Prime: Arcanists |
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Oregon Elementary School Shooting |
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Mario Ponders Abraxas |
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Metaphysical Pedantry Arcade |
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MPA simulator just the front page of xoxohth.com |
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Nancy Mace: my fiance videotaped a train being run on me |
10/15/26 |
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Jews feeding pelicans - video |
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HORNY DADDYS?!?! |
10/15/26 |
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Ralph Bakshi in talks to animate EPAH simulator |
10/15/26 |
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garfield xcx |
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Consuela stimulator is out of AA batteries |
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Peterman simulator just hastily reskinned Nancy Mace simulator at truck stop |
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boner police simulator=edward 40hands with jamesons while boondock saints |
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everyone likes hot chicks |
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Bipartisan coalition of state attorneys general file injunction vs doobs simulat |
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16yo daughter started dating a 28yo member of an outlaw 1%er motorcycle gang |
10/15/26 |
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jcm simulator already exists; it's called DoorDash |
10/15/26 |
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obeezy simulator is just your boomer aunt's friend's facebook feed |
10/15/26 |
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just vibe coded a Luis Poasting Simulator on newgrounds (link) |
10/15/26 |
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tbtp simulator is just the gjr simulator run through a thesaurus |
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johnsmeyer simulator is like the NES felix the cat game but with cuck stuff |
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Gen. Pickett missed a crucial battle because he was at a fish fry |
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all of Russian history is a charnel house |
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j shad simulator is just a subscription to suicide girls with midi portishead |
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I am absolutely for sure going to beat off before I go to sleep |
10/15/26 |
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ggtp simulator is the consuela game but with spamming resumes to state street |
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Pussie Daddys |
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8-bit Slopgames as the New Gulags |
10/15/26 |
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EU fast-tracking Starlink rival - link |
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Had a couple of reddit posts downvoted, am reeling |
10/15/26 |
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CIA revealed as secret publisher behind every bestselling self-help book |
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everyone I know is building apps with AI |
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mexican teens are the only ones making white alternative indie rock music |
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Tried to vibe code a spaceporn simulator; Claude emailed the FBI |
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