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 |  | STICKY: big changes 11/13 | 11/14/26 | (70) |
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If grid crashes, we must transmit XO poasts by telegraph to a tickertape readout |
11/14/26 |
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goddamnit ferengi you stupid bitch i told you those cookies were for The Penis |
11/14/26 |
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nsam post-ban in the tesseract, watching w horror as no one can hear him |
11/14/26 |
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Jenseeeeeeen. You don’t have to put on the jacket. |
11/14/26 |
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Chip Kelly about to piss in Ryan Day's mouth |
11/14/26 |
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Jung Clicker (itch.io) |
11/14/26 |
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Realizing so many people I know are balding or fully bald |
11/14/26 |
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Cornell Seven |
11/14/26 |
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Farming so loud Colin Kaepernick stands his ass up for the national anthem |
11/14/26 |
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Nerds are NOT having a good year |
11/14/26 |
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Birdshits SLAP Vivek then MSFT fails, FAA Fails, SpaceX Fails |
11/14/26 |
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New study: AI is significantly increasing the pace of AI research |
11/14/26 |
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WormWood (Netflix) was really enjoyable to watch |
11/14/26 |
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about to walk in a bar and ask if i left my credit card there. nervous as fuck |
11/14/26 |
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What did MPA stand for to begin with? Is this a Law Thing? |
11/14/26 |
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Hoobastank Serenades grounded flight passengers with acoustic "The Reason" |
11/14/26 |
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"It's like you lack a basic understanding of how HIV works" (Peterman to his dr) |
11/14/26 |
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Serious question: is it still poop if there's more cum than poop? |
11/14/26 |
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“Don't take off your jacket," the chinese spy said as I set down my gpus. |
11/14/26 |
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Youngbloodz - Ridin Thru Atlanta plays as scholarship walks up to “cookout” |
11/14/26 |
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ITT: We predict what NSAM will do with his free time now that he's banned |
11/14/26 |
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'Youngbloodz - Lane 2 Lane' plays as boner police picks up $17 pre-rolled joint |
11/14/26 |
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did we ever figure out what "bitch lasagna" was supposed to mean? |
11/14/26 |
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RATE my Norwood 0 and untrimmed fingernails |
11/14/26 |
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Youngbloodz - Presidential plays as Ricky practices c-walking in empty AirBnb |
11/14/26 |
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Jennifer Love Hewitt |
11/14/26 |
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the US should bully the UK more |
11/14/26 |
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hold on mom i'm getting financial advice from a midget called poastradumbass |
11/14/26 |
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TT eating Bitch Lasagna and drinking Asian piss beer for dinner |
11/14/26 |
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Cheap data is great for Indians but not for India’s reputation |
11/14/26 |
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"only had to tell 26 lies to sell my plasma" (Peterman) |
11/14/26 |
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Trump's DHS Sec has a 2 year degree in PLUMBING |
11/14/26 |
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WH phone rings at 4am: Trump asking Biden if Amanda Hugankiss is home |
11/14/26 |
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my 3dfx and DeLorean stocks are tanking |
11/14/26 |
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Trump: "The DHS Secretary is Indian, I didn't know folks. He's fired now" |
11/14/26 |
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CNN: Trump blames the Wright Brothers for FAA Breakdown |
11/14/26 |
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was jung a kantian? archetype-as-such = noumenon? |
11/14/26 |
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* WH phone rings at 4am* *Biden answers “Ni Hao”* |
11/14/26 |
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Cornell buys entire 2L class new Silverados (insane video) |
11/14/26 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* Trump answers with McD’s drive-thru headset |
11/14/26 |
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The bear studied Latin like the violin--because he liked it. |
11/14/26 |
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“Hit Me With Your Best Shot” plays as 7 truckers encircle Peterman & unzip |
11/14/26 |
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POLL: who has fucked more strange NYUuG or Jensen Huang |
11/14/26 |
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Soundgarden (feat Spaceporn)—Black Hole Son.MP3 |
11/14/26 |
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*WH phone rings at 4am* *Trump answers fully dressed in suit and tie* |
11/14/26 |
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sharklasers singing idly under his breath, “dream of categorification...” |
11/14/26 |
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FizzKidd singing "Archdiocese" to the tune of "Come On Eileen" |
11/14/26 |
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rate these "sex rules" posted outside 3 college girls' apartment |
11/14/26 |
(7) |
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Jensen's return will be legendary |
11/14/26 |
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Surely now the Dems will do something about IBR tax bomb! |
11/14/26 |
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"Even my monocle?" Peterman asked the repo man. "Especially your monocle." |
11/14/26 |
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Honeypot Honeypot oh honey honeypot honeypot |
11/14/26 |
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Kneeling on WWII vet grandpa's grave saying u lost your inheritance on boolberry |
11/14/26 |
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so we can expect critical systems to randomly fail for hours or even days |
11/14/26 |
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Careful bros; poaster just airdropped me 800 boolberry; now I owe $80k |
11/14/26 |
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𝙉𝙞𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮
🦍🍗🍉 |
11/14/26 |
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"Even the jacket?", he mewled. "Especially the jacket" |
11/14/26 |
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That little Asian got a jacket made of leather That little Asian he's a billiona |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen's been a friend Yeah he's always been a good friend of mine But lately |
11/14/26 |
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RATE this college freshman painting LSU on her nude C cups |
11/14/26 |
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Jerry Sandusky daydreaming about 69ing with Joe Paterno |
11/14/26 |
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wtf another poaster just airdropped me 100 xrp |
11/14/26 |
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I wake up naturally at around 5 AM. No alarm. |
11/14/26 |
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Best day ever: copped a new iPhone 18 pro AND macbook M5 Air 32gb |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen I got your number, dialing Chinese spies, Jensen pls change your number |
11/14/26 |
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Whok's wife complaining she couldn't feel Shaq's cock up in her asshole |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen needed to go. This guy was easily corrupted by AZNgirl. |
11/14/26 |
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Reminder primarily for cowgod: I'm 6' 2" and a Norwood 0 with blonde hair and |
11/14/26 |
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Elon is working on trying to get Jensen reinstated |
11/14/26 |
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How do you guys do normal activities that risk visibility of scalp? (OYT) |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen and Trump teamed up to betray gamers |
11/14/26 |
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how tf did gambling become normal/widespread/open seemingly over night |
11/14/26 |
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Secretary of Transportation seems like the worst big job in government |
11/14/26 |
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Sec. Mullin: "This is what the leadership of Trump looks like" |
11/14/26 |
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Why do Women love their rapists do much |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen Huang wore his leather jacket even while having sex (NYT) |
11/14/26 |
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ok folks we're done doing computers it's not working out |
11/14/26 |
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Secret Service shaking Barron awake: "Your dad needs you to fix the cyber again |
11/14/26 |
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The lib spammer is really mentally ill |
11/14/26 |
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Only a month left until the holiday work shut down |
11/14/26 |
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Dems need to stop funding this shitty company |
11/14/26 |
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Jensen Huang is the most likable tech CEO in US history and you know it |
11/14/26 |
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My car Broke Down |
11/14/26 |
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Can't believe rach actually banned nsam holy shit what a W |
11/14/26 |
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MIG are you over your butthurt over my gay bullying, can we be friends again |
11/14/26 |
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Thousands Remain Stranded After Nearly 5-Hour U.S. Air Traffic Ground Stop |
11/14/26 |
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Did disco fries ever go on Ozempic? |
11/14/26 |
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Official GTA 6 Countdown Thread |
11/14/26 |
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sorry cowgod, AI says you're full of shit |
11/14/26 |
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I want a CEO who chases skirt in a leatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr jacket |
11/14/26 |
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Rach Justin Timberlake Invite Remix: “We’re Bringing Scholars Back” |
11/14/26 |
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"Now you e-girl? Why you not A-girl?" (fizzmom) |
11/14/26 |
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Your The Penis will love this custom gourmet cookie advent calendar |
11/14/26 |
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my dot uses hinge to seek, match, and chat with hot Latinas |
11/14/26 |
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Dems should investigate how Elon Musk became a US citizen |
11/14/26 |
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What happened when I upgrade ChatGPT to the paid version? |
11/14/26 |
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I just brushed my teeth. Minty fresh! 😀 |
11/14/26 |
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FF7 for SNES |
11/14/26 |
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Mark Levin still uses AOL (link) |
11/14/26 |
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Just came back from a walk. Ah, that crisp fall air. |
11/14/26 |
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Marilyn Manson performs Beautiful People aboard JetBlue flight to Cancun |
11/14/26 |
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is upgrading to $100 ver of chatgpt worth it for dem Dots? |
11/14/26 |
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Def Leppard one armed drummer entertains crowd at Phoenix Sky Harbor |
11/14/26 |
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"If I had a son, he'd look like Vivek Ramaswamy" -- J.D. Vance |
11/14/26 |
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Biz idea: Ultimate Surrender but with hot chicks |
11/14/26 |
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Due to a high fiber diet, pooping is quick and easy for me. |
11/14/26 |
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Blue Tsunami canceled, Dems look like clowns yet again!!! |
11/14/26 |
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Is the Republican Senator from Wyoming a Tranny? |
11/14/26 |
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jesus, did jensen also fuck the NYT's wife or something? |
11/14/26 |
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Ljl @ jewcumbers tp |
11/14/26 |
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Aliens: “well now looks like a good time to make ourselves known” |
11/14/26 |
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Aslan singing Narnia into existence but it’s Rachmiel typing the 1st Backslash |
11/14/26 |
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globohomo killed merck partner frank olson for being unreliable |
11/14/26 |
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There's what looks like a T-800 walking around Palmdale right now |
11/14/26 |
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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school |
11/14/26 |
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Wife cheated on me and claimed it was Ai |
11/14/26 |
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Had an American Beauty moment tonight |
11/14/26 |
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BREAKING: THE ENTIRE EAST COAST IS DARK |
11/14/26 |
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Guy playing microsoft flight simulator dies |
11/14/26 |
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"Wild Horse Nine" one of the best movies I've seen this year ... |
11/14/26 |
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what do we think of John McEntee? Cr? 180? Or nah? |
11/14/26 |
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lol cowshit I just got a YouTube notification for your Cornell 7 video |
11/14/26 |
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DHS SEC's Wikipedia page has a section titled "Mixed Martial Arts Record" |
11/14/26 |
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Who has a bigger penis: Jensen Huang or FizzKidd? |
11/14/26 |
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“You still up? We could wargame Midnight Hammer. Deep explosive penetration he |
11/14/26 |
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Holy shit, latest DJT admin transition site: choochoo.us |
11/14/26 |
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Become Eastern Orthodox. Go to Divine Liturgy |
11/14/26 |
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ZoZo-A-GoGo! Ho-Ho! Oh-Oh! |
11/14/26 |
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I had a cup of coffee about 20 minutes ago. Probably going to poop soon. |
11/14/26 |
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I go to my 24/7 pharmacy at around 5:30 AM. No line and a chill pharmacist with |
11/14/26 |
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What’s with black hockey guys killing others on the ice? |
11/14/26 |
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Asked Asian chick at work if she could "get the Chinese govt to hook me up" |
11/14/26 |
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PR/early XO legend Sforza (1922 - 2026): |
11/14/26 |
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Robert Pattinson signed on to be the next James Bond - 3 movie deal |
11/14/26 |
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Emilio, two questions for you. (serious) |
11/14/26 |
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If VIVEK was in Charge of TRANSPORTATION this wldnt have happened |
11/14/26 |
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it's Shabbat you fucking nigger lover, why are you posting |
11/14/26 |
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MAGA Birdshits as expected as DESTROYED the US GOVT |
11/14/26 |
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DFW terminal pauses to watch BigLawyer prepare transactional agreement during gr |
11/14/26 |
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Post your top 3 bass guitars ITT |
11/14/26 |
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So Trump was cutting Deals with Huang for shady exports of GPUs to China/Russia? |
11/14/26 |
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Rate the best walks/hikes, monuments, and war sites to see in Vietnam bros |
11/14/26 |
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Undersecretary of Pubic Diplomacy |
11/14/26 |
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"Jeets" trending on X |
11/14/26 |
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Crazy that gpt has over a billion active users |
11/14/26 |
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CHOOCHOO! The sound of libs going to the ovens :) |
11/14/26 |
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xo is so lightning fast now, it's disorientating |
11/14/26 |
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ITT Indians doing looney tunes ass shit |
11/14/26 |
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why did nobody program the holodeck to have naked chicks |
11/14/26 |
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FAA ISSUES NATIONAL GROUND STOP |
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