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Been having a lot of positive social interactions with black women today |
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Claude now "resets" for me for 5 hours if I ask it even one question |
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I had a dream rach (or someone?) added a bunch of new features to XO |
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TRUMP has CREAMPIED this furking Stock Market forever 11.5.26 |
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π¨ππ THE BIG BLUE π¦π¦ TSUNAMI πππ¨ HAS π ARRIVED π YO |
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Microsoft Removing Columns XX & XY From Excel (CNet) |
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Your average lib voter still believes every AI prompt uses 1-3 gallons of water |
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Canva laid off 22% of their staff |
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Russell Brand Gets life in prison for rape |
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π¨Infrastructure Week FINALLY HAPPENINGπ¨ |
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El-Sayed just said on CNN the Dems will vote down ALL Trump appointments |
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How much stock have you boyos bought today? |
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Ben Shapiro's election day predictions |
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π¨ CIA Director John Ratcliff threatening to resign π¨ |
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The first of many Kalshi Senate race charts just flipped |
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Star fox 2026 has sold over 1.17 million copies worldwide |
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Washington DC |
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Cons’ horrible no good week continues: Russell Brand found guilty of rape :-( |
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NBA is not even recognizable to 20 years ago |
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π¨ Pete Hegseth blames the Iran war failure on Bibi and Trump π¨ |
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Full-haired judge dismissing all your pleadings as "bald assertions" |
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"And Today we removed over 2 TONS of very powerful Algae from the Reflecting Poo |
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Go-to Costco food court order: GO |
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What one Constitutional Amendment would do the most to fix this country? |
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π¨ Secretary of State Marco Rubio is also considering resigning π¨ |
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Redpill me on Baltimore |
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Casual Sports Fans: Do You Know Anything About Men’s Tennis Now? |
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To Be Fair, I'm calling it - THIS is the cycle when TX finally goes blue! |
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When will usa have wealth tax, unlimited fica tax,etc? |
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Spamming "Great pass!" when your opponent centers the ball and you score |
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Discuss SPMO vs Qqq vs Qtop? |
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I'm bonding with men iirc afaict imo |
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Need to get a haircut but struggling to pull the trigger |
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Women: do you like it when men cup the underside of your ass and lift you up |
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is this the best TOAS you've ever seen? |
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FEATURE REQUEST: Mandatory Two-Factor Authentication (2FA)π± |
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I'm pro data center because i'm a slut for ai |
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Poastradamus and I having gay sex in Korean Jew’s crypto dojo |
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Hey libs we were just kidding about all that Nazi stuff the past few yrs haha |
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How is it fair for SPCX to lose 30% of its value just because Dems won? |
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Any bort cons still in denial about their party getting wiped out tonight? |
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who else will be playing wow forever? |
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Trump was elected to do politically difficult but necessary things. |
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Prominent W&C partner kills self after losing $25B Meta trial in New Mexico |
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Cons your party may be getting wiped out in two months |
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Mr Jinx has "Don't Stop" tattooed on his lower back |
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? URGENT UPDATE FROM MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA: MARCOMENTUM PRICING NOW IN EFFECT ? |
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Jon Ossoff is very attractive and that's why he's going to be President |
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Bros Ive been told to do a colonoscopy. What do? |
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The midterms were a Trump sting operation - video |
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saddle-node on an invariant circle |
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NOWAG Man to become Majority Leader of TX House |
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just lol @ all the wailing about the market. just DCA like good bogleheads |
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Ranking Christianity branches in America |
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NYT thinks white pill/black pill is reference to committing suicide via cyanide |
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Im versioning up daddy |
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Hugo from Bob's Burgers losing his shit about Schumer's rambling victory speech |
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Credited sunglasses |
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Lil Jon arrested in Atlanta for crunk driving |
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Just spoke to a deep insider. It's all over. It's never been more over |
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Karla Homolka emailing rach for an account |
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Doobs, in naught but a top hat, welcoming you to Twerking-Time Station |
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Prediction: AOC WON’T run for POTUS in 2028 but WILL primary Chuck Schumer |
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"Nooo, not the shareholders!", cried out the worker with zero paid medical leave |
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you guys ready for Woke 2.0 on steroids? Dems think that's why they won |
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Ben Shapiro: War with Iran was a good idea, Trump's execution was the problem |
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Satan is tempting me to buy a Switch 2 and new Zelda game. Help me brethren |
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Normal for a 2yo cat to practice misdirection? |
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MASE should rape ferengi tp |
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El sayeds wife is butt ugly lol |
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Russian people would live longer if they relaxed and were happy |
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Tommy: When Do We Buy SOXL? |
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Based Star Wars |
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It took one day for blue wave regret to start |
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Made wife a Mah Jong Advent Calendar |
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So rach is a regular poster now? 180 you're really going to like it here friend |
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I'm excited to watch Wild Horse 9 in theaters tomorrow. it's Best Picture IMO |
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How much money has Elon Musk lost today? |
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Emilio I figured out what makes U2 great |
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Come ITT for remote bonding amongst asian hiking women |
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Watching John Hughes' Miracle on 34th Street on endless loop until 12th Night tp |
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Trump will no longer be able to get political nominees appointed lol |
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Ella Langley humming Sega-themed “ZoZo” as she models outfits for U |
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The Black Senator from Mississippi actually seems super chill |
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Harmeet Dhillon just resigned as the DOJ's civil rights chief |
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Trump needs to escalate in Ukraine, Gaza, and Iran right now |
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Tommy what race are these wayward seafarers |
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we need to put MASE in a reeducation camp |
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elon meme is lol |
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mpa's ex wife dressing up as a slutty sylvia ganush for halloween |
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I closed on a $50m block of OpenAI at a $1.25 trillion valuation yesterday |
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BAM! You wake up and find you are Kim Jong Un. |
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Senator Abdul claims he's an "Honorary INDIAN" |
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Gender reassignment clinics slowly reappearing in Google Streetviews from the fu |
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Cons, if blue states are so bad why is Texas (blue state) growing so fast? |
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Trump's legacy: Jews, Israel, and the strategic defeats in Ukraine and Iran |
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what's w these unhinged lib mega posting weirdos |
11/05/26 |
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If you are not dumping all your SpaceX and TSLA stock ur a dummy |
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Cons you’re gonna spend the next two years defending Trump corruption |
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FoxNews skank is so depressed she almost forms a frown through her botox |
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The Penis to his Mom on his 13th birthday, "I told you I go by The Phallus now" |
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Frequent unprotected casual sex with strangers as a primary cause of death |
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Trumpkins, we are now going to replace you with diversity. Deal with it. |
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too bad we didn't let MAGA gerrymander Indiana (results map) |
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how soon until markets turn back up |
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Talarico received more EARLY votes than Paxton got in TOTAL (link) |
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A "white knight" confronted me today at the grocery store |
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Not only are we back to Gulf of Mexico, it's now spelled Mejico |
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So libs are causing everyone to lose shitloads of $$$? |
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"SO RONG SUCKAS!!" cackles exeunt as his private jet takes off |
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"Exit all exposed positions!" NYUUG begged Darnell as his kimchi chute prolapsed |
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TOTAL MARKET CRASH! LOL TRUMP |
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Why the hate for Hegseth? My mom wants him dead for some reason |
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“Senate Candidate Jon Husted Shows Off Pert Posterior at MaraLago Pool” (DM) |
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Trumpmos - how are your crypto portfolios doing? |
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I told you guys years ago to exit all exposed positions |
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Inside the G.O.P.’s Historic Collapse |
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Jon Ossoff will turn the Trump Ballroom into a Women's Sports Bar |
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ITT: Compiling list of Republican WINS in the 2026 election |
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I still think about laid off Yale lawyer who killed self and his OOO email |
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libs think they won because moderates want woke 2.0 |
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There will be a hangover from this just watch |
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Ok libs, HERE’S why you shouldn’t retaliate when you retake power |
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buddhist strip club pali cannons |
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updates 11/4 |
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Cons, where are we on deporting Ilhan Omar? |
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You have to chance to redo your votes for the 2016, 2020 and 2024 elections. |
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Is Miami still getting that Trump Tower library with the helipad? |
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Astartes (video) |
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Should I fuck your sister up her smelly asshole? |
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Trump's legacy: jews |
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PRO TIP for future elections: don't use Guam results as an early predictor |
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Do women still “air out” their snatches? |
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DATA CENTERS on the ballots went 0-41! No one wants this shit! |
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What will history books say about Trump in 10 years? |
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Trump was elected to do politically difficult but jewish things. |
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did not realize the woman Boebert lost to is the former Admiral Hegseth fired |
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just e-mailed an invite code to greg.abbott@gov.texas.gov |
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The Attorney General of Texas reads AutoAdmit. |
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updates 11/5 - I've added an option for an avatar |
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Reminder: Birdshits are MONGRELS, will get BLACKED out of existence eventually |
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Cucumbers blowing a load of cum into his girlfriend's pussy |
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Both of Elon's companies down bigly this morning |
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NPB let's go get some hookers and sizzurp |
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Katie Miller didn't vote |
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I had AI do a thorough analysis of Katie Miller's race |
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If Dems win Texas this year the MAGA movement will shrivel into itself |
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A nightmare on MLK Street: George Floyd's revenge |
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what am I Losing all my money |
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Golf exists so aging men w/ testosterone deficiency can play a “sport” |
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