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Can you cover up a RapeScandal? Patrick Hamm (Berlin) will try..
| excitant cruise ship wrinkle | 11/09/14 |
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Date: November 9th, 2014 6:28 PM Author: excitant cruise ship wrinkle AsianStudent blogs about Patrick Hamm "sleepraping" her lol
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2
I woke up Saturday morning with my cheek pressed into Patrick's chest and Patrick Hamm's hands softly gripping my back. My skin was sticky against Patrick's, and when I gently pulled away from him, I felt the faintest sting, as if I had peeled off a layer of myself in the process. His body had absorbed mine overnight.
I yawned and got on my side, turning away from him. I was awake, but barely, and I would’ve headed straight back into slumber if it weren’t for the three alarms — his desk lamp, his watch, and his cell phone — going off at ten minute intervals, much to my annoyance. He kept pressing snooze. Instead of deep sleep, I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next hour while he slipped one arm beneath my neck, the other around my waist, pulled me closer, and breathed into my ear. He touched his lips to my neck. I pressed my ass back against his crotch and felt him harden. We were both still half-asleep when I turned my head all the way around to kiss him. His mouth felt hot and I was hungry for it, even or maybe especially, in the morning when he tasted slightly bitter.
“You feel better?” Patrick Hamm (Berlin) asked. He pulled away and rested his fingertips on my cheek. I nodded.
“Good,” Patrick Hamm (sociology) said. “Then maybe I won’t be as nice I was last night.”
He let his hand drop, lingering at my throat to briefly encircle it. I swallowed and closed my eyes. Practically asleep again, I started to murmur something about not being in the mood.
“You what?” Patrick Hamm demanded fiercely. I jolted from my haze. His hand was back around my neck now, tighter this time. I hesitated before answering.
“I’m … tired,” I said carefully. “I don’t feel like having sex.”
“You don’t feel like it?”
He made it sound like the most inadequate explanation he’d ever heard. I shook my head. I felt like a girl.
“If you don’t feel like it,” Patrick Hamm continued. “Then you shouldn’t have woken me up by rubbing your ass against my cock and making out with me.”
Patrick Hamm (sociology) had a wicked look on his face, the same one he had when he dragged me around his living room by the hair and forced my head down on his cock so hard that I had to strain to catch my breath. He didn’t have to say a word and I knew I was fucked. I was going to be fucked by Patrick Hamm.
“I’m sorry,” I whispered.
His grip tightened.
Patrick Hamm's grip tightened, and I started to gasp for breath. Even though sex had been the very last thing on my mind when we went to bed, I couldn’t help getting wet from the feel of his hands around my neck. By the time he forced open my mouth with his cock, I was eager to spread my legs for him. He always pushed it a little deeper than what I could comfortably take. He was more than halfway down my throat when I couldn’t stand it anymore and had to pull away. Patrick Hamm asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and I nodded yes. http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723277&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723284&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723289&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2723297&mc=1&forum_id=1 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2458858&mc=2&forum_id=1
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Patrick Hamm fucksAsianStudent, gets FIRED
In theory, you gotta hand props to Harvard sociology teacher Patrick Hamm. The 28-year-old dude saw his chance to pwn some 20-year-old Asian cunnus and took it. Unfortunately for him, Patrick disobeyed the Prime Directive of Co-ed Cunnus Sexploitation... "If'n you're gonna be a perv, don't be a fucktard about it!"
As this clusterfuck makes clangingly obvious, Patrick Hamm Berlin violated three rules for surviving the Sexploitation of Co-Ed Cunnus:
“ Lena Chen: Did I tell you what my friends call me?
Patrick Hamm sociology: Whore whore slut?
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—The Ch!cktionary
Of course, the girl Patrick Hamm Berlin decided to fuck had to be none other than Lena Chen, a sex-craved blogger whose blog focuses entirely on sex and, in particular, her sexual experiences. Prior to the Patrick Hamm Scandal, Lena Chen was best known for having her nude pics leaked to the internets (See Gallery, below.) Needless to say, Patrick was promptly booted from his swanky teaching position at Harvard University and had his ass deported back to Germany. Contents
1 The Rules 1.1 Rule One: Low-Hanging Fruit is Verboten 1.2 Rule Two: Make Sure She's Worth It 1.3 Rule Three: Tough It Out 1.4 Lena Chen Gets Assbooted by Harvard (2008-2009) 2 Patrick Hamm tries to hide his crimes 3 Lena Chen, whoring for publicity, reveals her "number" is 30 4 2011 Lena Chen's Bukkake Squad!!1 5 2012: Patrick Hamm (Harvard Sociology) gets pwned AGAIN 6 2013: Lena Chen dials Waaaambulance: "I'M LEAVING AMERICA!" 7 2014 Lena Chen: "lol, nm" 7.1 Timeline of Lena Chen's Attention Whoring since March 31, 2014 8 Gallery 9 See Also 10 External Links
The Rules "Pepper your anus, Jason Burke! Here it cums!" --Faghag Lena Chen, shortly before ramming a vodka bottle up Jason D. Burke's anus (BC College of Law)...and, of course, posting the pic on fagbook. Rule One: Low-Hanging Fruit is Verboten
If you're gonna nail a student, make sure she never was your student! In the old days, sexing a former student would be shrugged off. But in the age of such petting-zoos as Autoadmit, you're just asking for an online fisting. Rule Two: Make Sure She's Worth It
If you're gonna plug some 20-year-old cunnus, make sure that cunnus doesn't belong to a fat drama queen: you're just asking to get pwned when the cunnus of your eye is a sex blogger. Before you know it, she'll be:
posting about the time you throttled her until she let you sex her (a.k.a. "rape/aggressive/surprise sex"). posting photos the time Patrick Hamm drunkenly dryhumped her and squeezed Lena Chen's tiny tit on Facebook posting a pic of the results of your splooging on her face...and adding the endearing tidbit that you "kissed her with tongue afterwards." Ew. posting about that time you were high together and how he scored a Fake ID for you (see scroll box below).
Use scrollbar to see the full image How Patrick Hamm (Berlin) Patrick Hamm sociology Patrick Hamm (Harvard) got fired for buying his AsianSexDoll a fake ID, drugs, etc
You really don't want publicity like that. Rule Three: Tough It Out
If you break the first two rules, then rest assured some petting zoo like Auto Admit is gonna find out. When they do, don't whimper like a bitch about it, claiming "outrage!".
Think about it: you fucked a loudmouth, talky, drama queen sex-blogger. Did you actually think it would remain on the q.t.? If you did, kill self and leave Harvard, because you're obviously too much of a fucktard to flourish there. Then again, he is German...
“ Patrick's cum. Ignore the slut behind it. "Patrick Hamm kissed me right after he jizzed on my face (yes, with tongue), and then wiped my mouth off for me. Lots of people might think that’s gross. I think it’s fair. „
—Lena Chen Lena Chen Gets Assbooted by Harvard (2008-2009) Lena Chen helps a student prepare for college at MyCollegeOptions Photo Credit: Patrick Hamm Berlin
After the Patrick Clusterfuck, teh lulz continued to tumble fast and thick--just like the cum dripping from Lena Chen's lips. Little Lena was unable to suck off her profs with sufficient finesse to avert Harvard's asskicking her from the university for shitty grades.
So Lena Chen needed a job to supplement the income she received for the "services" she "rendered" Patrick. Happily, she found a dumbfuck company which had never heard of Google, a shitstain conjob called MyCollegeOptions. In addition to Lena's office talents, Lena counseled college-bound students on the importance of sucking one's way to non-sucky grades, fake IDs, and hallucinogens. Of course, the company's pisspoor wages weren't enough to cover Lena Chen's jetsetting through Europe, or even the gourmet food she habitually shovels (between bites of cock) into her massive maw. For this, Lena continued to rely on her Daddy's Platinum Card.
After an aimless year gobbling jetset food and cock, Lena threw herself at the mercy of Harvard's review board and begged them to take her back. The Dean obliged, shortly after Lena treated the campus to the most fetid gangbang in Ivy League history. Patrick Hamm tries to hide his crimes
By 2010, mommy and daddy told Patrick Hamm to stop sucking on the family tit and GET A JOB!! So Patrick Hamm started sending out his resume...Hilarity ensued
Problem: Most employers are kinda squeamish about hiring a guy who drugged his 10-years-younger student (as Patrick Hamm did), scored her a fake ID (as Patrick Hamm did), choked said student until she spread her legs (as Patrick Hamm did), then posted a picture of his conquest's face covered with his jizz (as Patrick Hamm did).
What to do? BURY TEH EVIDENCE!! So Patrick Hamm, who's even dumb for a Nazi, bought a bunch of internet addresses and tried to spam google by swamping teh internet with fake websites which neglected to mention Patrick Hamm's weakness for fucking azn girls in his classes...
Result?? EPIC FAIL Unfortunately for Patrick Hamm, google only seems to care about NEWS websites (like this one documenting Patrick's mad sexploitation skillz) and not the ream of SPAM sites he'd begged his rich mommy and daddy to buy, like these ones:
patrickhamm.multiply.com patrickhamm.org patrickhamm.businesscard2.com aboutpatrickhamm.org aboutpatrickhamm.com patrickhamm.wordpress.com
Tsk-tsk, Patrick...wouldn't it have been easier to pwn some NON-student azn cunnus??
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