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A Day in the Life of Mathhelp

An epic. Homer captured Odysseus. I captured Mathhelp.
Balding location
  08/22/04
Can't wait. Be sure to somehow incorporate his endless love ...
Honey-headed adulterous mother
  08/22/04
There's simply too much to use! He's a black-hole of human ...
Balding location
  08/22/04
Mathhelp's Response:
Charismatic alcoholic party of the first part kitchen
  08/22/04
i like the patriarch in this story
tan floppy parlour
  08/22/04
that was the funniest fucking thing ive read in a while
Razzmatazz Dog Poop Psychic
  08/31/04
...
Balding location
  10/20/04
if you replaced 'mathhelp' with 'tubaleiter' it would make j...
tan floppy parlour
  01/14/05
SOOO FUCKING FUNNY A+
Bearded weed whacker indirect expression
  01/14/05
haha, that's brilliant. he'll say BULLSHIT.
tripping really tough guy piazza
  08/22/04
I would not be able to muster a response.
Balding location
  08/22/04
no, he'll ask, "what are you referring to?"
thriller doobsian space
  08/22/04
that was excellent. you should do one for every poster (or e...
thriller doobsian space
  08/22/04
Well, I can use this one to describe bothered's childhood.
Balding location
  08/22/04
but isn't mathhelp a student at the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKIN...
Laughsome Toilet Seat Trailer Park
  08/22/04
do one for me
Bright principal's office
  08/22/04
OK, it's on the top of this thread; just replace "kyle&...
Balding location
  08/22/04
do one for me.
thriller doobsian space
  08/22/04
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddy.
thriller doobsian space
  08/22/04
No, you're too bland. There's no clay to work with.
Balding location
  08/22/04
BAH.
thriller doobsian space
  08/22/04
Nice work. You painted quite a vivid picture of mathhelps li...
drab casino
  08/22/04
Every family has a black sheep.
Balding location
  08/22/04
hilariously good
Drunken ticket booth jewess
  08/22/04
...
citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
  08/22/04
Your enemies are people who are opposed to you in your perso...
Balding location
  08/22/04
Fair reasoning -
citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
  08/22/04
agreed, i just wish he'd give as mush as he takes.
maize point
  08/31/04
I was laughing before I finished the first sentence. Not bad...
exhilarant doctorate alpha
  08/22/04
truly excellent.
Pink locale
  08/22/04
It's not right to praise one's own work, but I just want to ...
Balding location
  08/22/04
I liked the "He giveth, He taketh away" part.
exhilarant doctorate alpha
  08/22/04
I was originally going to cut that, as it took away from the...
Balding location
  08/22/04
Oh no, it gave the mood of down-south christianity where eve...
exhilarant doctorate alpha
  08/22/04
Well, had I known that intelligent people frequented this fo...
Balding location
  08/22/04
In defense of my sometimes low and often crude humor,
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddenda.
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
don't copy me.
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
You, too, cry out at night for taste of sweet pudenda?
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
obviously.
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
I want to make love to your handwriting.
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
could you, um, handwrite that post for me? it would mean so ...
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
http://community.webshots.com/photo/144887715/178479629eQItD...
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
page not found, mister.
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
Copy and paste it. It's even freakier when he gives it a ...
Honey-headed adulterous mother
  08/23/04
link works
talented low-t chapel
  08/23/04
Jesus. Do you even have a shaft? That is very feminine.
Splenetic national
  08/23/04
I write cursively most of the time, so I guess my print hasn...
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
nevermind.
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
Done.
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
Awwww...is your cursive as bubbly and well-formed D'Nealian ...
Splenetic national
  08/23/04
omgstfuno I'm a big boy.
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
so you wear pullups now? wow!
thriller doobsian space
  08/23/04
i stopped wetting the bed at 10, so w/e
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
At 10?
Honey-headed adulterous mother
  08/23/04
At 10 in the morning. HTH.
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
I don't get why mine is so dark. I guess it has something to...
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
Yea, that's like what I'm sayin' yo
Honey-headed adulterous mother
  08/23/04
I did dismiss coarse humor. It has its place. That place i...
Balding location
  08/23/04
...
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  08/23/04
That was my favorite part, too, though I confess I am uncomf...
Misanthropic salmon international law enforcement agency
  09/20/04
"mirthfully he skips home" was another minor, yet ...
Pink locale
  08/22/04
What is wrong with Mirthfully skippingg home?
citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
  08/22/04
Hilarious and very entertaining
motley self-centered spot voyeur
  08/31/04
...
Balding location
  09/20/04
dude, i loved this thread, thanks you have personally REV...
coiffed orchestra pit
  09/20/04
And I'm only one man.
Balding location
  09/20/04
I always do, and yet I never get any credit for it.
Balding location
  03/16/05
Hate to break it to you, but Mathhelp's hero is RWC, not bot...
Underhanded excitant hairy legs
  09/20/04
He has two, idiot.
Balding location
  09/20/04
Notice how you didn't mention RWC's name in that little POS ...
Underhanded excitant hairy legs
  09/20/04
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&mc=66&...
motley self-centered spot voyeur
  09/20/04
Yeah, I don't buy that. Because bothered is a smart guy.
Underhanded excitant hairy legs
  09/20/04
We should have a hall of fame for threads.
rachmiel
  09/20/04
i agree.
razzle bull headed volcanic crater menage
  03/16/05
too bad i missed this thread, and didn't get to read it unti...
hairraiser dingle berry people who are hurt
  10/20/04
oh man, this is so true
Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
  10/20/04
I like this thread.
exhilarant doctorate alpha
  11/01/04
I think they could only get fox news on sunday when it is ai...
pale rehab
  01/14/05
Give the people what they want.
Balding location
  02/15/05
I am late by almost 10 months, I must join the throngs of ad...
Bespoke rusted genital piercing halford
  02/15/05
Imagine RWC without the expensively paid-for education.
Balding location
  02/15/05
I'm too afraid.
Bespoke rusted genital piercing halford
  02/15/05
STFU U FUCKING MOTHERFUCING FAGOGTS HTH U UFKCING BITCHES
Ivory whorehouse
  02/15/05
one word: pwned
metal fighting station
  03/16/05
never forget
tan floppy parlour
  07/14/06
this is the only college board thread I ever really liked
Clear Disrespectful Giraffe
  03/01/08


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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:32 PM
Author: Balding location
Subject: An epic. Homer captured Odysseus. I captured Mathhelp.

8:00 AM---The dogs in Mathhelp's trailer park community begin fighting, waking our young hero up. He dresses and steps two feet to the right, entering the kitchen.

8:15 AM---Mathhelp and his 7 brothers eat their Spaghetti-Os while watching Fox News with their father, Chew-bacco, who yells in support at the analysis being fed to him by Fox News on the family's small television set. The patriarch then ties a Confederate flag bandana around his head and leaves for work, grumbling on the way about niggers and the death of Christianity.

8:30---Mathhelp goes to school, a run-down dilapidated building named after the late, great George Wallace. When asked who this man is, Mathhelp says "Who? Who are you talking about?" Wallace. "Oh, I don't know. The guy who made the school?"

9:00---Mathhelp's teacher downs another tranquilizer after answering the 34th question regarding what a circle is, what a radius is, what a circumfrence is...

10:00---Mathhelp attends his English class, where the wise and learned teacher tries repeadetly to explain to Mathhelp why "Is you going..." cannot be correct. She begins to cry as she reminds herself that she's a college graduate and doesn't need to put up with this.

12:00---Mathhelp walks home for lunch. His mother, whom the Good Lord has blessed with a full-figure tipping the scales at 500 pounds (while at the same time removing from her half of her adult teeth, for the Good Lord giveth and He taketh away), has made Mathhelp a heaping plate of microwaved cheesburger that had been saved in the fridge since the family trip to McDonald's last week. Mathhelp eats and watches TV. His brother turns it to the Discovery Channel and is hit in the head by his mother, who says that "such channels is for book learnin, and yer ain't in school right now, put it back on Fox."

1:00---Mathhelp returns to school, only to find that it has, for the third time this year, burned down. He figures this is great, as he clearly has all the education he needs. Mirthfully he skips home.

1:30---Mathhelp goes to the family computer and logs onto XOXO. He opens a thread called "Kerry demands all veterans be put to death" by his hero bothered, and in response to the mind-shatteringly brilliant entry called "Terrorism is bad" he responds "Yr rite, but these loonies don't get it." He then opens a thread entitled "The deficit is outrageous," but he is unsure as to what a deficit is, so he simply responds "yup" to bothered's "saddam needed to be killed."

2:00---Mathhelp stares vacantly at the TV for an hour.

3:00---Mathhelp's father returns home from work, loudly complaining about "damn fucking Kerry and his fucking faggot-loving politics." He sits down his sons and explains to them that God hates fags. Mathhelp begins asking provoking questions like "Who is Kerry?" and "What is AIDS?" after his father explains that Kerry and his fags will be cured by AIDS.

4:00---Mathhelp's younger brother turns on Jeopardy, at which point his father slaps him for "puttin on that liberal book shit." Mathhelp laughs and says "yeah!"

5:00---The family sits down to a wonderful meal of more Spaghetti-Os.

6:00---Mathhelp logs onto XOXO and opens a thread entitled "Bush single-handedly captures terrorist supsects in Pakistan," written in a lucid and convincing prose by bothered. Mathhelp sees that a person who has been reading about the Pakistani intelligence capabilities has written a lengthy post detailing the lack of U.S. assistance to Pakistani intelligence, when bothered responds with "saddam was bad." Mathhelp smiles at how well the person was put in their place, so he responds with "yes, that can't argue against that."

8:00---Mathhelp's family gather around the TV to watch O'Reilly. They all pat each other on the back during the segment on President Bush's speech in which he says that terrorism must be stopped. "See," says Mathhelp's loving patriarch, "that's the shit these Ay-rab loving Kerry supporters don't understand." mathhelp's younger brother then asks "Yes, but perhaps we should take into account Arab cultural factors. For example, I read that history has proven that the best way to engage Arabs is through a..." at which point he is slapped by his father for "talking that book shit."

9:00---Mathhelp logs onto XOXO one last time to ask questions like "Who's that?" "What are you referring to?" "What are you saying?" "What did he say?" and then post brilliant musings like "9-11 made the world different" "Saddam killed people" "Iraq wants to be free" and "The government kills terrorists." Pudsmack asks Mathhelp how he interprets current U.S. action against provincial Shiite rulers in Iraq against the historical backdrop of British action in Iraq during the 1930s. Mathhelp says that "Saddam killed his own people. Or didnt' you know that?"

10:00---Mathhelp crawls into bed with his brothers, while Mathhelp's dad explains to them that Mexicans are stealing jobs, that gays are trying to break up Christianity, and that Bush is working by Jesus' hand.

10:30---Mathhelp falls into the tranquil calm of sleep, having lived yet another day where he not once touches a book, thinks for himself, forms any thought that we might call 'deep', explores the world beyond his limited scope of vision, ruminates on opposing viewpoints, questions the propaganda of authority figures, or tries to improve himself in his thoughts and character.



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1220927)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:36 PM
Author: Honey-headed adulterous mother

Can't wait. Be sure to somehow incorporate his endless love for fake casinos: My School Is Having A "Casino Night" At Orientation

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1220943)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 2:57 PM
Author: Balding location

There's simply too much to use! He's a black-hole of human rationality and thought.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221049)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:06 PM
Author: Charismatic alcoholic party of the first part kitchen
Subject: Mathhelp's Response:

Fox News is Fair and Balanced.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221094)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM
Author: tan floppy parlour

i like the patriarch in this story

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221189)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 4:31 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Dog Poop Psychic

that was the funniest fucking thing ive read in a while

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1265093)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 12:27 PM
Author: Balding location



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1518225)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 1:00 PM
Author: tan floppy parlour

if you replaced 'mathhelp' with 'tubaleiter' it would make just as much sense.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1930069)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 2:35 PM
Author: Bearded weed whacker indirect expression

SOOO FUCKING FUNNY

A+

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1930526)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:18 PM
Author: tripping really tough guy piazza

haha, that's brilliant. he'll say BULLSHIT.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221141)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:23 PM
Author: Balding location

I would not be able to muster a response.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221169)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:38 PM
Author: thriller doobsian space

no, he'll ask, "what are you referring to?"

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221235)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 3:37 PM
Author: thriller doobsian space

that was excellent. you should do one for every poster (or every regular).

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221229)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: Balding location

Well, I can use this one to describe bothered's childhood.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221434)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Toilet Seat Trailer Park

but isn't mathhelp a student at the PRESTIGIOUS JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221460)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Bright principal's office

do one for me

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221483)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Balding location

OK, it's on the top of this thread; just replace "kyle" where it says "Mathhelp," and throw in some bits about making out with your cousins.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222827)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 5:08 PM
Author: thriller doobsian space

do one for me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221554)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:18 PM
Author: thriller doobsian space

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223019)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:20 PM
Author: Balding location

No, you're too bland. There's no clay to work with.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223029)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:27 PM
Author: thriller doobsian space

BAH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223081)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: drab casino

Nice work. You painted quite a vivid picture of mathhelps life, I enjoyed it. I especially liked your inclusion of the younger brother.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1221512)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Balding location

Every family has a black sheep.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222822)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:03 PM
Author: Drunken ticket booth jewess

hilariously good

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222924)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:07 PM
Author: citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
Subject: I like Mathhelp - His enemies are my enemies



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222945)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: Balding location

Your enemies are people who are opposed to you in your personal beliefs. Mathhelp's enemies are those designated as such by the ideology of his parents and peers. You have thought about who your enemies are and why they are such; he has blindly accepted it without thought.

I don't care about anyone's beliefs, it's whether they were obtained by rational thought or just spoon-fed.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222958)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:11 PM
Author: citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
Subject: Fair reasoning -

I will help math along then and would hope that my friends would lend a hand to the extent they can

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1222977)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 3:12 AM
Author: maize point

agreed, i just wish he'd give as mush as he takes.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1265042)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate alpha

I was laughing before I finished the first sentence. Not bad.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223042)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: Pink locale

truly excellent.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223048)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:23 PM
Author: Balding location

It's not right to praise one's own work, but I just want to say I think "Chew-bacco" was brilliant.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223057)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:25 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate alpha

I liked the "He giveth, He taketh away" part.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223071)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:29 PM
Author: Balding location

I was originally going to cut that, as it took away from the story.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223109)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:33 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate alpha

Oh no, it gave the mood of down-south christianity where everything can be explained at God's will.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223138)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:34 PM
Author: Balding location

Well, had I known that intelligent people frequented this forum, I would have had more such parts, instead of keeping in mind the appreciation of low humor found among the rabble of APGuy, jude, etc.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223148)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:26 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
Subject: In defense of my sometimes low and often crude humor,

I'd like to point out how this is quite reflective of our almost diametrically opposed senses of conceit. While you often point out how you're so above everyone, I've come to realize that there is much to be learned from even those you would dismiss as base. Similarly, I feel we shan't dismiss simple humor merely because it doesn't make us step back and examine ourselves, or gasp in awe at the irony of it all.

It's often easiest to dismiss things we can't quite explain, and I really think that's what you're doing here. No, I'm not saying you can't understand low humor; on the contrary, for its universality would not allow it. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you joke around with your friends in such a manner or hoard Three Stooges tapes in your home (your little shame will be our little secret). There is some undeniable, unidentifyable thing that makes low humor great, admit or not, pudsmack.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224029)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:35 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuddddddenda.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224058)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:40 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

don't copy me.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224079)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:41 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

You, too, cry out at night for taste of sweet pudenda?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224083)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:44 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

obviously.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224090)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib
Subject: I want to make love to your handwriting.

Those oval o's are undoubtedly an excellent match to my lengthy shaft. I'd like to run my meat along the smooth curves of those perfect w's as the constricted loops of the e's accomodate my adroit tongue.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224127)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

could you, um, handwrite that post for me? it would mean so much more if you did.

thx.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224140)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:29 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

http://community.webshots.com/photo/144887715/178479629eQItDj

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224214)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:33 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

page not found, mister.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224225)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Honey-headed adulterous mother

Copy and paste it.

It's even freakier when he gives it a personal touch. Makes you realize that there really is some 9 year old behind this filth.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224228)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:36 AM
Author: talented low-t chapel

link works

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224232)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:37 AM
Author: Splenetic national

Jesus. Do you even have a shaft? That is very feminine.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224233)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

I write cursively most of the time, so I guess my print hasn't yet matured.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224239)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:42 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

nevermind.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224244)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:46 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

Done.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224256)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:43 AM
Author: Splenetic national

Awwww...is your cursive as bubbly and well-formed D'Nealian letters as your printing?

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224248)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:50 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

omgstfuno I'm a big boy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224264)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:02 AM
Author: thriller doobsian space

so you wear pullups now? wow!

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224288)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:04 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

i stopped wetting the bed at 10, so w/e

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224296)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:10 AM
Author: Honey-headed adulterous mother
Subject: At 10?

But you're like...9

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224315)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

At 10 in the morning.

HTH.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224349)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 4:04 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

I don't get why mine is so dark. I guess it has something to do with my room having no lights.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224688)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 12:37 AM
Author: Honey-headed adulterous mother

Yea, that's like what I'm sayin' yo



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224066)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: Balding location

I did dismiss coarse humor. It has its place. That place is not in my writings.

HTH

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224158)



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Date: August 23rd, 2004 1:38 AM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib



(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1224235)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:05 PM
Author: Misanthropic salmon international law enforcement agency

That was my favorite part, too, though I confess I am uncomfortable with a board member being raked on for the amusement of others (and also umcomfortable about my own evil that must lurk within as even feeling this story was nasty and hurtful to another, I still couldn't help but giggle several times, and I apologize to Mathhelp for that).

It seems to me that Pud thinks Mathhelp not very bright, and while I don't know Mathhelp well enough to comment much on his intellect, my guess is that Pud is quite a bit higher on the IQ scale. I've never felt it nice for tall kids to pick on little kids as it's not a fair match.

So Pud, and remember I still love and adore you even though I confess I can't support your hurting a fellow board member here, do you feel it fair for you to do a beautifully biting commentary on the day in the life of someone when you feel that the person couldn't begin to match the wit to fight back?

We're not all given gifts. As I have noted, I was sure born with none other than the typical decent health and ability to know a good marriage pick from a crummy one. But you have a fantastic gift of wit and word. When someone has a gift, I've never felt they owe it to society to use it for society's good, but I have on the flip side felt they should at least not use it to cause harm.

I know humor to be so important to health and happiness, but really admire it far more when it isn't at someone else's expense, especially someone who didn't ask to be ridiculed (or did he and I just missed it?) and sure isn't doing something to gain fame and fortune to place him in the "expect to be given grief" pool. Okay, sorry to be mothering you. Sigh. I just wish you could do a piece where you are funny and *complimentary* (okay, yeah, I guess you tried that already when you said nice stuff about me that isn't seen as true by most of us, but you could try again with someone else, right?). Let's be honest, it would be far more challenging as it's easier to be funny and mean than funny and nice. But I have confidence in you being up for the challenge. Go for it. :)

And really (okay, here comes the mother in me again), if Mathhelp didn't do something to instigate this story here, you might want to apologize (only if it's heartfelt - I'm not for saying your sorry just to appease others). Life is too short to be tall on mean.

So hugs to you and Mathhelp both.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1363307)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:27 PM
Author: Pink locale

"mirthfully he skips home" was another minor, yet delightful touch.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223089)



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Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:32 PM
Author: citrine antidepressant drug pisswyrm
Subject: What is wrong with Mirthfully skippingg home?

Beat the hell out of dragging yr tail with worry

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1223129)



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Date: August 31st, 2004 4:27 AM
Author: motley self-centered spot voyeur
Subject: Hilarious and very entertaining

Well done; that was the best post I've seen on here in a while.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1265092)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: Balding location



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: coiffed orchestra pit

dude, i loved this thread, thanks

you have personally REVIVED the board

EDIT: NM

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362052)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: Balding location

And I'm only one man.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362060)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 7:48 PM
Author: Balding location

I always do, and yet I never get any credit for it.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2345975)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: Underhanded excitant hairy legs

Hate to break it to you, but Mathhelp's hero is RWC, not bothered.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362088)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: Balding location

He has two, idiot.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362108)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: Underhanded excitant hairy legs

Notice how you didn't mention RWC's name in that little POS up there for fear of losing his kinship. You're one pathetic motherfucker.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362157)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:38 AM
Author: motley self-centered spot voyeur

A Day in the Life of Mathhelp

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362186)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:38 AM
Author: Underhanded excitant hairy legs

Yeah, I don't buy that. Because bothered is a smart guy.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362191)



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Date: September 20th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: rachmiel

We should have a hall of fame for threads.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1362179)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: razzle bull headed volcanic crater menage

i agree.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2346347)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 12:37 PM
Author: hairraiser dingle berry people who are hurt

too bad i missed this thread, and didn't get to read it until I was in class. I wasn't able to laugh aloud.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1518278)



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Date: October 20th, 2004 1:41 PM
Author: Cowardly hissy fit shitlib

oh man, this is so true

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1518634)



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Date: November 1st, 2004 4:16 PM
Author: exhilarant doctorate alpha

I like this thread.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1580698)



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Date: January 14th, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: pale rehab

I think they could only get fox news on sunday when it is aired on the non-cable parent channel

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#1930606)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Balding location

Give the people what they want.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2140122)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Bespoke rusted genital piercing halford

I am late by almost 10 months, I must join the throngs of admirers, even though I don't know who Mathhelp is.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2140183)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Balding location

Imagine RWC without the expensively paid-for education.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2140278)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Bespoke rusted genital piercing halford

I'm too afraid.

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2140305)



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Date: February 15th, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: Ivory whorehouse

STFU U FUCKING MOTHERFUCING FAGOGTS HTH U UFKCING BITCHES

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2140342)



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Date: March 16th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: metal fighting station

one word:

pwned

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#2346232)



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Date: July 14th, 2006 4:38 AM
Author: tan floppy parlour

never forget

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#6209191)



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Date: March 1st, 2008 6:51 PM
Author: Clear Disrespectful Giraffe

this is the only college board thread I ever really liked

(https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=75097&forum_id=1#9412481)