Date: February 15th, 2005 7:54 PM Author: demanding pungent coffee pot piazza Subject: First mathhelp, then this guy.
8:00 AM---Awakes in his red racecar bed. Plump, stately Ms. Bulligan, the maid hired by the family to tend to RWC and his many whims, enters the room with breakfast on a tray. RWC thrashes and whines about the lack of jam on his toast, and poor Ms. Bulligan scurries downstairs to fetch him more. Juego, the head cook, tells Ms. Bulligan that she ought to poison that boy's tea someday.
8:15 AM---After breakfast, RWC is allowed to watch fifteen minutes of Fox News, but no more, as any greater amount has him riled up for hours on end. When Ms. Bulligan comes in to turn off the TV, RWC starts screeching and has to be given a Pop Tart to calm him down.
8:30 AM---RWC is given his bubble bath in the family's indoor swimming pool. He plays gleefully in the water, splashing water at Ted, the life-guard who is assigned to watch over him while in in the pool; Ted gives a false smile and resumes reading the books he's been assigned by his night classes. RWC keeps telling him "Look! Look what I can do! You're NOT looking!" Ted looks, and RWC smiles like a mongoloid as bubbles appear behind him. When Ms. Bulligan comes to dry him off, RWC screams and begins crying, so that another Pop Tart must be given to him.
9:00 AM---RWC attends the museum trip his mother signed him up for. He hurries from one exhibit to the next, touching each thing despite the many signs asking him not to. Children there on a school field trip are appaled at his behavior when a guard politely asks him not to rub the fake dinosaur's butt; RWC lies on the floor, kicking his legs, and one little girl asks her teacher "Why is that man being so naughty?" The museum is paid by RWC's driver for all damages incrued.
11:00 AM---RWC returns home; Ms. Bulligan allows him to play with his toys for a while. He lines up his toy soldiers and then makes them invade his sister's room, taking over her doll house and installing a new "democratic" regime among her Barbies. When Ms. Bulligan gently reminds him he's not allowed in her room after the panty sniffing incident, he screams and tries clawing at her. Another Pop Tart calms him.
12:00 PM---RWC goes into his parents' room and logs onto their computer. After looking at some dirty sites, he goes to XOXO and begins arguing with someone who claims that President Bush is not God. His syntax, spelling, and garbled rantings leave most confused. Satisfied with another day of "educating" others, he beats off furiously.
1:00 PM---Ms. Bulligan puts RWC to bed for his nap time. He dreams of Cheney, money, and his mother's busom.
3:00 PM---RWC is wakened, and, always cranky after a nap, begins crying about how he has no one to play with. Ms. Bulligan hires some of the neighborhood children to come in and play board games with RWC; within five minutes they have left crying, and phone calls pour in from their parents. Ms. Bulligan assures them that RWC would never take off his pants with children around, and that checks would soon be sent to their mailboxes.
5:00 PM---RWC is brought dinner by Ava, one of the other maids hired by RWC's family. Sweet and demure, she smiles nervously when RWC, cross-eyed and erect, asks if he can lick her face. She leaves crying after he fires her, and Ms. Bulligan has to assure the poor dear that RWC's parents haven't given the boy any such authority and that a check will be given to keep her quiet.
6:00 PM---RWC gets back on the computer. He goes to XOXO and begins a long tirade about why the poor are simply lazy and that Bush has helped them out like no one in the history of mankind. Mathhelp, bothered, Tuba, and the others of the intelligenstia agree whole-heartedly. A few rational beings stifle the urge to vomit.
9:00 PM---RWC is allowed another few hours of Fox, which he watches in his underwear; Ms. Bulligan sits in a nearby rocker, sewing, and occasionally tells RWC not to touch himself and to stop trying to put the dog on his exposed parts, lest he get a rash like last time. RWC yells and screams, and Ms. Bulligan sighs sadly, wondering what a "loonie" is.
11:00 PM---Sleepy RWC is undressed by poor Ms. Bulligan, who then puts on his pyjamas for him (the ones with the feet) and carries him to bed. She trims his mustache while he lays in bed, then brushes his teeth for him. Afterwards is a delightful bed-time story, in which the handsome knight ("what's his name? what's his name?" "Oh, I think it's RWC." "yay!") rescues the pretty princess to live happily ever after. RWC falls asleep and begins to snore loudly, while his hired help begins to leave so as to catch the last bus heading towards their homes in the slums.
Date: February 15th, 2005 10:20 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: Timmy yr much too kind
Wouldn't it had been much bettr and to yr liking if it had butt fucking and Nazis? Oops _ I hope I didn't give you a Woody there - If I did you can join my Asian friend in celebrating Chinese New Years
Date: February 16th, 2005 4:11 AM Author: startling point tank
It's funny how visibly pissed you are. For a rich old dude you certainly have some issues if a high school/college message board gets to you like this.
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: wonderful hospital
You sort of did me first - it was what brought me to this board from the other one, remember? Mathhelp's day came a bit later, but this is your best work yet, I think. And even though it is very insulting to RWC, I think he knows it is meant in fun (gotta love the pajamas with feet, but what reason did you spell pajamas with a y?) and so won't actually be hurt by it (I hope).
When are you publishing something? I feel like maybe someone needs to give you a deadline as your first book should be on Amazon by now - you are slacking, pud, seriously. Your fortune awaits you, as well as your fame, and even though you may wish for neither and that is holding you up here, think of all the smiles you can be putting on the faces of so many AND how much thinking you might get at least a few to do....can't that at least inspire you?
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:31 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: HaTE TO BREEAK IT TO YOU jav
But poor ole Pudge BOy is crushed - He has retreated in shame. As for insulting - I am far from insulted - There is no question that I bring out the best even int he worst - It is a gift I have.
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:58 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: In case you have not noticed
The bashers are more about ME than HIM. Furthermore, the combined level of their intelligence is that of a bolweivel in heat. Cheap shots at best. And to topi it all of - he was vanquished by Jane - womeone he considers worth far less than himself - All and all - poor Pudge Boy has been crushed yet again AND he know it - He is contemplating his concession speech as we converse
Date: February 16th, 2005 8:26 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: NO he would NOT - It is about his ego (and HE knows it)
Date: August 22nd, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: (pudsmack) (Angel, down we go together)
Your enemies are people who are opposed to you in your personal beliefs. Mathhelp's enemies are those designated as such by the ideology of his parents and peers. You have thought about who your enemies are and why they are such; he has blindly accepted it without thought.
I don't care about anyone's beliefs, it's whether they were obtained by rational thought or just spoon-fed.
Date: February 16th, 2005 8:28 PM Author: wonderful hospital
But being that he has an ego, wouldn't he want to keep it by admitting he was wrong if he truly thought he was wrong? Otherwise, I would think a person would lose some ego - feel like a jerk or something.
Date: February 16th, 2005 8:32 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: He DOES feel like a jerk -
He needs to be man enough and admit it. He will then return to a state of grace. Of course it is my theory that he has other fish that he is frying and that this is merely an acting out. That is why I am so gentle on him - He will come through it - Better for the experience I do hope.
Date: February 16th, 2005 8:36 PM Author: wonderful hospital
Well, you thought he was writing his concession speech as we posted here tonight and seem to be wrong on that count. Are you being a man and admitting you were wrong? ;)
Date: February 16th, 2005 8:40 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: Who are you speaking too?
I never said he would write his concession speech - I I said he should. Where did I say what you claim, assuming yr talking to me? I assume you know what contemplation means.?
Date: February 16th, 2005 9:02 PM Author: wonderful hospital
Yes, I was speaking to you, but forgot you used the verb "contemplating" rather than "writing" (again, it is easy to see how my verbal scores always sucked). But why would he contemplate such a thing if he wasn't going to actually use it here?
Date: February 15th, 2005 8:02 PM Author: demanding pungent coffee pot piazza Subject: I love how you think of yourself as the DC expert
Living there 2 years makes it so.
11 is just a marker of beginning the sequence. When you ride the buses to the slums (something I'm sure you do all the time for your volunteer work, right mule head) you catch it early.
Date: February 15th, 2005 8:11 PM Author: demanding pungent coffee pot piazza
Ha, it's obvious you were trying to make a point about DC (otherwise your post would make no sense). You think you know everything about DC because you've been there for a few years.
Date: February 15th, 2005 8:15 PM Author: demanding pungent coffee pot piazza
Uh-huh. I knew the few members of the RWC fan club would post something here to complain; I just expected it to be something better. Maybe if you buy more free dinners for people, you'll get a few more to come here and say something.
Date: February 15th, 2005 8:18 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: I don't see too many Pud lovers -
In fact the only people that I ever see supporting you are the ones that are REALLY attempting to take a swipe at ME. Fact is Pudge Boy, you were warned and now it is too late for you. (He says extracting the epee from his victims chest, with an ever so subtle twist) -
Date: February 16th, 2005 9:43 PM Author: wonderful hospital
Not so. I like you both, though I do wish you guys would stop fighting (maybe it's the mother in me?). It seriously pained me earlier to see you two going at it and I had to step back and think, "What the heck is my stomach doing feeling ill just because two guys I've never even met in 3D are arguing? That's just ridiculous" and then I quickly recovered from that craziness. But I really do wish we could all just get along like decent, *respectful* people. Ah, in an ideal world...
Date: February 16th, 2005 11:32 PM Author: wonderful hospital
Well, I wouldn't like friends fighting either, now that you mention it, so maybe it's not so much the mother in me.
And how am I dodging the toughies?
Don't you find your tag line ironic when you are dissing Pud rather than refusing to bother with things or people who turn you off (life is too short for this really, and I think we'd all be better off if we COULD dodge such stuff) and just give and receive love instead?
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:18 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: It is tough love JAV
And I ain't dissing Pudge Boy - I am curing him - besides HE started it after numerous warnings that he was out of bounds and that the Grand Coullee was about to come down on him. He should not be surprised that his actions have had consequences.
Date: February 16th, 2005 12:22 AM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: No the stuff that comes out of Joires rear end.
Pudge Boy bathes in it - Apparently he thinks it is good for his complexions - I have tried to tell him BUT some people just dons't want to hear it - What can I do - I tried - (sort of)
Date: February 15th, 2005 10:52 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: NO LOUSE - It is not clear at all
What IS clear is that YOU are universally disliked - The only *haters* here are those that I routinely humiliate for their stupidity. They know it and they disapear after a small swipe. Fact is Louse - I am MUCH MUCH more liked and respected by either YOU or Pudge BOy - What is further CRYSTAL clear is yr an overwhelming dummie - You no nothing of what you preach yet you wander around with a silly sign procaliming for all the world f((x)=xxx - Well yr like the dumbass that has the sign *kick me in the ass* on the back of his shirt - only it is YOU that has put the sign around yrself and yr shocked when you continually get kicked in the ass.
Date: February 15th, 2005 10:57 PM Author: Cracking Haunting Rehab
Hahahaha. You're such a fucking moron. All I do is type f(x) = xxx over and over and you go through all this fucking effort to blab out some trite response. You're such a goon.
Anyway, since you care so much about popularity, how about you start a thread and ask for votes? See how many people hate you, and how many people hate me.
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:03 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: Yr in the vanity business Louse - NOT I
Yr the one that constantly speaks for everyone else - NOT I - You start yr own thread. Oh and don't try to cover yr embarassment over yr idocy on the Math. Fact is you get kicked in the ass over and over and over again - and I don't mind doing it ot you one little bit.
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:11 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: THAT is yr trick Louse
Go scare up some obsscure long forgotten saying and then pretend to put it out there as a challenge and be prepared to be amazed when I shatter yr belief system and crack yr litlle puzzle - For you see the difference between you and ME is that I actually know the subjects I comment on - whereesas it is more than obvious that YOU do not.
Date: February 15th, 2005 10:12 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: LOL - We were wondering when the mental midget would show up
Come on now - Pudge Boy is donw in the dumps from his massive failure - He can't get anyone of worth to support his efforts. We are up to what - 40 Posts? Half of them mine and mostly dismissing twits like yr self with nary a boo-
Date: February 15th, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: Yes I am heart broken that an asian fag that lives in a closet
that is obviously an imoster afraid to revealhis normal identity, who cannot formulate a reasonable argument is such a meanie. Pass me the tissues, I cannot take it any longer.
Author: RWC (Love cures people, the ones who give it and the ones who recieve)
Subject: I could not agree with you more
So enjoy yr slow boat back to China where you will be so much happier - and as a bonus you will not have to worry about admission to the Ivy schools that don't find you qualified in the first place. Enjoy yr superiority in Shanghi - I bid thee a bon voyage - Now that our rail roads are completed yr services are no longer required - Later -
Now, now. You are sinking even lower. You now bring to the table, the word, "pussy", a new development.
You would not know what a "pussy" is if it were in front of your ulgy face, because you have not had any "pussy" for as far back as you can remember, lurking on xoxhth for years.. Tell me about "pussy".
Apparently, pussies and weenies are your fascinations and fantasies, since you always bring these words to your posts. Being deprived of either a "pussy" or a "weenie" will do this to you, RWC. You are seriously ill, mainly because you haven't any "pussies" or for that matter, "weenies". You certainly don't have any of your own.
You don't know anything about "pussies", "weenies" and "balls" (your own words), because you don't have anyone of them. You would not know what they are if they were in front of eyeballs.
RWC, YOU WISH YOU HAD PUSSY. IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE YOU SAW ONE, THAT YOUR WEENIE HAS DRIED UP. THAT IS, IF YOU HAD A WEENIE TO BEGIN WITH. I DOUBT IT.
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:41 PM Author: boyish stain
Worry about the DRIFT. You get the DRIFT, don't you?
>> OH WAIT - I did not have a spelling mistake (that's a first) I accidently hit the cap key and like always never botherered to correct it. <<
What's the word, "botherered"? Is it related to "yous" or "terp" or "weenie", all words which are in your vast vocabulary?
The increasing number of "accidents" in your life is another bad sign. Be careful, because your emotions are showing!! That's worse than having your "pussy", "weenie" or "balls" (your favorite words) being exposed or showing. Showing your emotions and OVERREACTING are bad signs. We have plenty of examples of you OVERREACTING on the threads. I will post those, also for the record.
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:44 PM Author: Opaque depressive Subject: Whatever *yous* say champ -
Thanks for the warning - I will make sure to pay attention to the *DRIFT* - You might want to do the same - In fact I am CERTAIN that you should do the same.
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:53 PM Author: boyish stain
C'mon, you can give a better response than this. You have to take your anti-psychotic medications on time and don't miss a dose. You know which ones, the ones with the designer names which you have in front of you.
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:30 PM Author: boyish stain
Date: February 17th, 2005 12:25 PM
Author: hero
>> You should put the stuff about liberalism in there for a double or nothing bonus. <,
More BS. It does not take a "rocket scientist" to realize that you are "liberal" when this serves your own selfish needs, such as maintaining the Jewish numbers and white numbers at the expense of Asian Americans. The black numbers are a given, so you are a racist "liberal" hypocrite who would screw over the Asian Americans to maintain the white numbers. Whites don't loose spaces when blacks are given spaces via racial prefrences. This is clear and I have posted the stats from Brown, Harvard, and Stanford to verify this. When the politically correct situation does not serve your needs, you are a racist "conservative". Therefore, you are a racist HYPOCRITE.
I don't give a "flying fuck" (your words) what you label yourself. This is irrelevant. You are a racist HYPOCRITE based on what you said and your racist statements.
Date: February 17th, 2005 5:57 PM Author: boyish stain Subject: Racism spewing from RWC
Date: February 17th, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: hero
Subject: RWC is a racist hypocrite
Date: February 15th, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: RWC (Love cures people, the ones who give it and the ones who recieve)
Subject: I could not agree with you more
So enjoy yr slow boat back to China where you will be so much happier - and as a bonus you will not have to worry about admission to the Ivy schools that don't find you qualified in the first place. Enjoy yr superiority in Shanghi - I bid thee a bon voyage - Now that our rail roads are completed yr services are no longer required - Later -
Date: March 16th, 2005 8:33 PM Author: chartreuse dashing foreskin
Very good and I hope I made you happy by feeding your ever-growing ego.
This one was exceptionally good:
"11:00 AM---RWC returns home; Ms. Bulligan allows him to play with his toys for a while. He lines up his toy soldiers and then makes them invade his sister's room, taking over her doll house and installing a new "democratic" regime among her Barbies. When Ms. Bulligan gently reminds him he's not allowed in her room after the panty sniffing incident, he screams and tries clawing at her. Another Pop Tart calms him. "
Date: March 17th, 2005 1:05 PM Author: Offensive pontificating circlehead business firm
I found two passages particularly endearing:
"RWC keeps telling him "Look! Look what I can do! You're NOT looking!" Ted looks, and RWC smiles like a mongoloid as bubbles appear behind him."
"5:00 PM---RWC is brought dinner by Ava, one of the other maids hired by RWC's family. Sweet and demure, she smiles nervously when RWC, cross-eyed and erect, asks if he can lick her face."
Date: September 6th, 2005 2:31 PM Author: demanding pungent coffee pot piazza
RWC and I diverge from time to time, but in the end we both know we're on the same page. I'm still building on my sense of self and goals, so naturally there will be road bumps as changes occurr, but I know that he's several steps ahead of me and offers a lot as guide in my formulation.