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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:27 PM Author: cocky up-to-no-good space Okay, so my cousin is almost 17, but lives in Hong Kong, so no ass for me usually...
BUT I got her email and started talking to her on MSN not long ago, and we really hit it off. About two weeks ago, her and her family finally hopped on a flight here to see the rest of the family, since it had been about 4 years since they last saw each other.
Things were going good, and I managed to take her out a few nights, and Friday night... we were on the sofa in my house, watching a movie, talking a bit, pretty normal stuff. Eventually the conversation turns to sex and suddenly she gets this look in her eye and pushes me back onto the sofa, gets on top....and then she did the mash... . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . She did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash She did the mash It caught on in a flash She did the mash She did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash They did the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They did the mash It caught on in a flash They did the mash They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolf Man Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds The coffin-bangers were about to arrive With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash They played the monster mash The monster mash It was a graveyard smash They played the mash It caught on in a flash They played the mash They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the lid and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash It's now the monster mash The monster mash And it's a graveyard smash It's now the mash It's caught on in a flash It's now the mash It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band And my monster mash is the hit of the land For you, the living, this mash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash Then you can monster mash The monster mash And do my graveyard smash Then you can mash You'll catch on in a flash Then you can mash Then you can monster mash
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:30 PM Author: Purple hyperventilating voyeur This is unarguably the best thread ever. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374970) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:32 PM Author: elite haunted graveyard newt At least top 10. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1374978) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:00 PM Author: Big Orchid Tank Subject: I knew this was a West Virginia concoction (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375657) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:04 PM Author: cocky up-to-no-good space Subject: bah i knew someone was going to say that (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375673) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 6:06 PM Author: Big Orchid Tank Subject: I am afraid it was unavoidable - (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375687) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 3:55 PM Author: Stirring Dysfunction I laughed like hell just from reading the title.
And then I clicked the thread. Oh, fuck. Who is this? |
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Or week.
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:09 PM Author: Bistre mexican theatre I think I'm the only one that didn't laugh....?
But I'm also very drugged. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 4:55 PM Author: Supple obsidian ticket booth I didn't crack a smile....I think it's more of a "WTF?" sort of amusing. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1375327) |
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Wow, the suspense was killing me. |
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Date: September 22nd, 2004 7:11 PM Author: indigo beta blood rage university I thought of the song when I saw the word "mash", so it wasn't as funny for me as for everyone else. I make weird connections like that. (https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=85788&forum_id=1#1376045) |
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