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Elie Mystal: "the dumbest lawyer in America"

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running t...
Sapphire aromatic parlor
  09/05/22
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Saffron anal orchestra pit
  09/05/22
LOL
sickened candlestick maker
  09/19/22
Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a la...
Multi-colored Kink-friendly Becky
  09/05/22
This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he pa...
cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter
  09/05/22
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Topaz sneaky criminal
  09/05/22
I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was neve...
Tan Glittery Headpube
  09/19/22
https://twitter.com/JoeSaysStuff/status/1566833472475373568?...
filthy costumed library sex offender
  09/05/22
ljl
Insane Adventurous Bawdyhouse
  09/19/22
Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest l...
narrow-minded maroon boistinker
  09/05/22
*Captain
cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter
  09/06/22
I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest law...
Aqua theater
  09/06/22
Shitty law graduates with nowhere else to go join the milita...
cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter
  09/06/22
jfc
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  09/19/22
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  09/06/22
*Mr. President
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  09/19/22


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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: Sapphire aromatic parlor

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running train on delusional conspiratorial shitlibs

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrddmia/status/1566949620743225345



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123858)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Saffron anal orchestra pit

180

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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:10 PM
Author: sickened candlestick maker

LOL

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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Kink-friendly Becky

Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123883)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter

This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he passed the bar exam-- you can see his name on the bar pass list-- but was never admitted to the bar. Implying some C&F issues we don't know about, because it defies belief he just didn't bother to do the paperwork after getting admitted. Also explains his departure from whatever firm he AA'd into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123884)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:48 PM
Author: Topaz sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124118)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Tan Glittery Headpube

I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was never admitted. I think she was broke and couldn't afford to pay the fees (plus she was also a huge headcase). It's possible she had some C&F issues that I didn't know about it, but she was super religious so I doubt it. The point being that passing the bar but not being admitted doesn't always imply that there were C&F issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198196)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: filthy costumed library sex offender

https://twitter.com/JoeSaysStuff/status/1566833472475373568?t=rrWfIIHk66n_lBjoVQNyXA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124138)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Insane Adventurous Bawdyhouse

ljl

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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: narrow-minded maroon boistinker

Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest lawyer in America? Councilor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124146)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter

*Captain

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:07 AM
Author: Aqua theater

I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest lawyer a captain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124878)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: cobalt beta son of senegal faggot firefighter

Shitty law graduates with nowhere else to go join the military as JAG and because of military faggotry they're all overpaid officers. They basically skip the first two ranks and start as captains. Same for shitty med graduates, lots of doctors who couldn't get any other job just direct commission into the military. Both get to "practice" on clients/patients who can't sue them for malpractice. Soldiers are well aware of the shitty services they're receiving but what are they going to do, quit and join the other army? Army would recruit better personnel if they could but nobody is turning down Skadden to do dipshit soldier divorces. So this is likely to never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124887)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Swollen Fortuitous Meteor

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198564)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Bistre Startled Party Of The First Part

*Vice President

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: drab razzle travel guidebook

*Mr. President

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Date: September 19th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: crusty roommate pistol

https://stormer-daily.rw/fat-black-bastard-says-whites-are-the-violent-ones/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198002)