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Elie Mystal: "the dumbest lawyer in America"

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running t...
pink station kitty cat
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aggressive marvelous goal in life
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massive sanctuary
  09/19/22
Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a la...
Dark Rambunctious National Dysfunction
  09/05/22
This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he pa...
Mind-boggling Territorial Temple
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Blue travel guidebook
  09/05/22
I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was neve...
Curious Haunted Graveyard Pit
  09/19/22
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Talking Home Tattoo
  09/05/22
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Electric pozpig
  09/19/22
Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest l...
amethyst bateful national security agency double fault
  09/05/22
*Captain
Mind-boggling Territorial Temple
  09/06/22
I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest law...
Stubborn rusted private investor
  09/06/22
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Mind-boggling Territorial Temple
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  09/19/22
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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: pink station kitty cat

Grassley's former Chief Counsel is fucking BASED - running train on delusional conspiratorial shitlibs

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrddmia/status/1566949620743225345



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123858)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: aggressive marvelous goal in life

180

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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:10 PM
Author: massive sanctuary

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198978)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Dark Rambunctious National Dysfunction

Did he ever pass the bar? I'm not sure he's technically a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123883)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 8:50 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Territorial Temple

This is false. A key part of Elie Mystal lore is that he passed the bar exam-- you can see his name on the bar pass list-- but was never admitted to the bar. Implying some C&F issues we don't know about, because it defies belief he just didn't bother to do the paperwork after getting admitted. Also explains his departure from whatever firm he AA'd into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45123884)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:48 PM
Author: Blue travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124118)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Curious Haunted Graveyard Pit

I had a friend in law school who passed the bar but was never admitted. I think she was broke and couldn't afford to pay the fees (plus she was also a huge headcase). It's possible she had some C&F issues that I didn't know about it, but she was super religious so I doubt it. The point being that passing the bar but not being admitted doesn't always imply that there were C&F issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198196)



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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:53 PM
Author: Talking Home Tattoo

https://twitter.com/JoeSaysStuff/status/1566833472475373568?t=rrWfIIHk66n_lBjoVQNyXA&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124138)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 10:14 PM
Author: Electric pozpig

ljl

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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:54 PM
Author: amethyst bateful national security agency double fault

Elie's response: "You know what they call the dumbest lawyer in America? Councilor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124146)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Territorial Temple

*Captain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124855)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:07 AM
Author: Stubborn rusted private investor

I get the other two flame replies but why is the dumbest lawyer a captain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124878)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:10 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Territorial Temple

Shitty law graduates with nowhere else to go join the military as JAG and because of military faggotry they're all overpaid officers. They basically skip the first two ranks and start as captains. Same for shitty med graduates, lots of doctors who couldn't get any other job just direct commission into the military. Both get to "practice" on clients/patients who can't sue them for malpractice. Soldiers are well aware of the shitty services they're receiving but what are they going to do, quit and join the other army? Army would recruit better personnel if they could but nobody is turning down Skadden to do dipshit soldier divorces. So this is likely to never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45124887)



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Date: September 19th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: pontificating sneaky criminal

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198564)



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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: blathering crackhouse place of business

*Vice President

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Date: September 6th, 2022 12:05 AM
Author: maroon parlour

*Mr. President

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Date: September 19th, 2022 7:30 PM
Author: Razzle Nofapping Forum Pervert

https://stormer-daily.rw/fat-black-bastard-says-whites-are-the-violent-ones/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5186464&forum_id=2#45198002)