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HYPO: Vast wealth & great health, but thugs beat you to death randomly each year
| ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. | 06/23/25 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 06/23/25 |
| Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III | 06/23/25 |
| computer online | 06/23/25 |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:30 AM Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,. your window resets on april 30 of each year. it can happen at any time, though the thugs do have the courtesy to do it in a private room rather than as a public spectacle.
once per year, a gang of multiracial street toughs will use their fists and chains and broken bottles to beat you to death 1970's gang-style. you can try to fight back, but they won't stop coming at you until you die. after you die, you are resurrected a couple hours later in fine form.
would you accept this deal. |
Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Yes, but only if I can end the cycle of I so choose
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:20 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III This poast significantly misunderstands the masculine urge to fight and conquer and to go out in a blaze of glory.
There’s a meaningful subset of men who would leap at this opportunity and spend their newfound free time and resources on an insane physical conditioning and martial arts training regimen, absolutely convinced that they’d get to a point that they could take a few of the street toughs with them each year, if not win outright. Probably 25% of this group would demand that the fights be televised on PayPerView and that they get a cut of the profits. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:42 AM Author: computer online (🧐) But where do I get vast wealth from? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5742122&forum_id=2#49041994) |