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Saw two white guys walking around with sun umbrellas today

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's an...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances&q...
richard clock
  07/17/25
this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be exp...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
obviously, but why the umbrellas?
todd bonzalez
  07/17/25
...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
(faggy umbrella tp)
Nothing Ever Happens
  07/17/25
it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't se...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
I have Hair
Nothing Ever Happens
  07/17/25
sick brag bro also umbrellas are superior because they co...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
(Ashy Larry)
Nothing Ever Happens
  07/17/25
What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses ...
brown tranny rapping about climate change
  07/17/25
some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or c...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
Stfu you disgusting queer
brown tranny rapping about climate change
  07/17/25
heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket h...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
180
Brian Uecker of My Posting Career
  07/17/25
despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need ...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
stop sniffing my White balls, faggot
Brian Uecker of My Posting Career
  07/17/25
is that what that poor child said before you molested him yo...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since yo...
Brian Uecker of My Posting Career
  07/17/25
...
caitlin clark
  07/17/25
...
chilmata
  07/17/25
put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine
caitlin clark
  07/17/25
https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositp...
fulano
  07/17/25
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Nothing Ever Happens
  07/17/25
i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summe...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
are you a shirt in the pool guy
richard clock
  07/17/25
no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the sha...
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we'...
Judas Jones
  07/17/25
...
Local on the 8s
  07/17/25
awesome!
Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC)
  07/17/25
i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible...
Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy
  07/17/25
They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.
chilmata
  07/17/25


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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

im glad this is finally catching on. its retarded there's any stigma at all for something as common sense as this that most of the world already does. uv index ks out of control yet balding birdshits would rather get skin cancer than cover their head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109283)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: richard clock

this is just a signal for "open to azn pussy advances"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109305)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

this was in san fran where i dont think that needs to be explictily signaled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109338)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: todd bonzalez

obviously, but why the umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109498)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109514)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

(faggy umbrella tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109358)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

it's a shame there's no sun protection for men that isn't seen as gay. everyone used to wear brimmed hats because of this. it wasn't purely for looks. unless you can pull off a cowboy hat, any fedora or panama hat comes across as foppish.

i didn't think umbrellas would see adoption before hats. i guess it's the asianification of the us. wasnt long ago that sushi and curry were seen as weird and kinda gay.

anyway, im just glad i have a reason to feel less insecure about my umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109399)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

I have Hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109408)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

sick brag bro

also umbrellas are superior because they cover your arms too. i have a skincare routine and the sun can ruin it or just be uncomfortable. especially if im using a skin peel or something with bleaching agents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109424)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)

(Ashy Larry)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109441)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: brown tranny rapping about climate change

What the fuck are you babbling about? Wear a hat sunglasses and a long sleeve shirt if you have to you stupid fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109417)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

some us have jobs where you cant dress like a fisherman or construction worker, xleetus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109431)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: brown tranny rapping about climate change

Stfu you disgusting queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109436)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

heading to a big meeting in a sunshirt and carhartt bucket hat? get fucked hick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109459)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: Brian Uecker of My Posting Career

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109434)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

despite being a pale potato nigger i suppose you don't need sun protection if you never leave the house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109460)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Brian Uecker of My Posting Career

stop sniffing my White balls, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109468)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

is that what that poor child said before you molested him you literal irl sex offender?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109481)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Brian Uecker of My Posting Career

weird thing to lie about but I guess it makes sense since you team up with trannies to groom kids on discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109533)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109461)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109463)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: caitlin clark

put on one of your black suits and you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109462)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: fulano

https://static5.depositphotos.com/1030113/414/i/950/depositphotos_4140836-stock-photo-man-with-colorful-umbrella.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109483)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109495)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

i wear a navy searsucker when i have to suit up in the summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109496)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: richard clock

are you a shirt in the pool guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109467)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

no way but i stay under a beach umbrella or whatever the shade provider is when im not in the pool.

why are patio umbrellas ok but not walking around umbrellas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109479)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My boyfriends and I strut around with lacy parasols when we're out daytime sarging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109474)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Local on the 8s



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109542)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)

awesome!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109760)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy

i'm alright with this on occasion. the UV index was terrible this year and if you live in a sunny state you don't ever want to double up on sunburn days. if it's just a single block color and not a lacy panty pattern it's completely fine

sunscreen is vile and unnatural and really should only be worn a few times a year and probably only when you're on a boat or out hiking

i like those chink rice paddy hats but they are completely impractical. i would legit wear a sombrero sometimes and also use it to siesta in public parks if it wasn't de facto illegal to do so now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49109781)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 6:47 PM
Author: chilmata

They are called parasols. Umbrellas are for the rain.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751436&forum_id=2#49110078)