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Date: May 12th, 2026 10:58 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Up 20% YTD. Went all cash because I heard Tommy was buying. What's my next move? Looking to gain 10% or so on low risk. Nothing crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881496) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Aromatic dark candlestick maker Looking to gain 10% or so on low risk tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881497) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school SPY is probably the answer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881498) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: insanely creepy arousing dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881500) |
Date: May 12th, 2026 11:00 AM Author: insanely creepy arousing dysfunction Michael Burry closed his fund and kicked out investors so he could put on a massive short without prying eyes. He thinks a major correction is coming due to 1) 70 percent passive, 2) mandatory boomer withdrawals, and 3) the trigger will be a pop in AI.
His Palantir options are already well within the money. |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school I think he might be uh wrong. If 70% of the market is passive why would they sell unless boomers have a mass liquidity crisis? Boomers are never selling and they're never dying. They own their homes outright and it's tax disadvantageous to sell. They're living off social security and annuities and slowing draw down of the principle but mostly still trying to grow it big. I can't see a big change coming. Why would withdrawals be mandatory? Seems far fetched.
AI pop also seems like a pipe dream. Shit is just beginning. We're still in the early stages of the gold rush. Worst case you are way too early to buy. But they keep going up and up. No one can yet explain why AI is going to hit a wall. I think it will just reinvent itself. |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich i don't know a ton about burry, but didn't he get ONE big thing right and then a bunch of shit wrong after that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881518) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:21 AM Author: insanely creepy arousing dysfunction No. He has done very well, including being early on GameStop and making like $100 million. If he had hold’d he’d have made half a billion. Succeeded on farmland and value. Mistimed Tesla and has been bearish since Pandemic, but has only been using options to place outsized bets (low capital looking for moonshots that haven’t paid off). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881524) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school (Michael Burry) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881529) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: chartreuse crawly orchestra pit My brain simply could not read the word "Mistimed" on first attempt and pronounced it three syllables like miss-tim-id. Im gay btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881568) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school It's like how Bon Iver had that one hit record 20 years ago and ever since the media touts him as this all time great indie songwriter but no one alive can remember anything he did besides the Skinny Love single (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881528) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich he beefed with eminem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881555) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:40 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Bout what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881558) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich on his album kamikaze from 2018 he used a bon iver sample (or bon iver was on the hook) on a song where he called tyler the creator a faggot. bon iver said publicly he didn't care for the use of that word and eminem dissed him in a song on his next album.
LMK any additional info you need about eminem |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school I don't like songs with too many words in them. Can you tell Em to maybe sing more and not talk so much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881569) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich poast pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881571) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: Aromatic dark candlestick maker boomers are literally dying en masse as we poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881530) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:31 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school It's unconstitutional for Boomers to die. They will outlive us all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881532) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 7:57 PM Author: talented whorehouse 401k withdrawals are mandatory when you’re 70+.
I don’t get why passive is a problem tbh. But it does mean tons of people Buying High bc the index is market cap weighted though. So if the Mag 7 crash it’s like a shitload of money Disappearing. |
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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:20 AM Author: chartreuse crawly orchestra pit a whole generation has been trained to Just Buy Indexes and always Buy the Dip. people just auto invest their paychecks in their 401ks into indexes, week after week after week. the market is never going down, period.
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:01 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich i bought some Lumentum (LITE) a couple weeks ago. it ran up from $60 a share to over $800 when i bought it. it's over $1000 rn. i obviously missed a huge run-up, but i think it'll continue going up. then again who knows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881501) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:30 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Yeah Nvidia just gave them a shitload of capital. I wish I knew more about optics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881531) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:39 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich i know dick about fuck, but just buy shit man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881556) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Yeah I'm a real calculating investor brah did you even read Benjamin Graham? You need to think about the Margin of Safety and the underlying value of a business. I don't play around I'm Buffetmaxxing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881564) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich i want to see pics of your cans and panties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881566) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:43 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school When will gunneratttt Return to megapoasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881570) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:44 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich he got outed, so probably never.
you know who he is IRL and you know that he was outed, and i assume you know how paranoid he was about that. so i guess everyone who hates gunners poasting should thank sp for outing him, lol. |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:49 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school that's so crazy all this time he was an Indian guy working for Littler. who knew? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881597) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich you knew, you fucking weirdo. why are you playing dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881604) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school I am also a Littler attorney. But not the one SP ID'd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881622) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 1:53 PM Author: flatulent opaque church sandwich wow really (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49881913) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Really but I would be mortified if my real identity ever came out. I'll certainly never tell which Littler attorney I am. Only a genius internet sleuth could uncover it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49882001) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Maize Nudist Alpha Spaceporn should win MPM for this. He's long overdue anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49882250) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Boyish lay Just FYI, monitoring this thread closely, will be buying ANyTHING mentioned in this thread. HAPPY INVESTING FELLOW INVESTMENTMOS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49882303) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: splenetic vigorous son of senegal school Wait (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866104&forum_id=2#49882307) |
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Date: May 12th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: talented whorehouse When it comes to tech amid mania cycles always Buy High. That means AMD and Micron. exeunt explained how this works.
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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:27 AM Author: magenta adventurous foreskin place of business I think the concentration thing ties back to automatic and mandatory rebalancing that results in various funds simultaneously having to dump big winners because they have thrown the fund investment mix out of whack
I've heard about this for a long time but haven't seen it play out in any important way despite the various bubbles and all the concentration in tech and growth |