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Tommy Turdskin selling his boat caused a time rift
| Big Black Cock | 10/14/26 |
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Date: October 14th, 2026 11:55 PM Author: Big Black Cock he was meant to die on that boat -- likely captured, tortured and raped to death by Somali pirates. Or, if he was fortunate, merely lost adrift at sea until he was wiped out by a Perfect Storm-type wave in a blaze of glory. But that didn't happen. And it fucked up time irreparably. A lot of what's happening now -- the Iran War, the coming singularity, the Cornell 7 bullshit, the Komodo dragon eating the goat -- can probably be pinned on TT and the butterfly effect caused by his unforgivable decision to sell the boat. Father Time is angry AF. Tommy should be the one going before that firing squad, not the Fort Hood muzzie terrorist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5912889&forum_id=2#50190196) |