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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| irrelevant shitscientist | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| evan39 | 07/16/25 |
| irrelevant shitscientist | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| JunkoEnoshima | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| Trust If Aryan | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Ass Sunstein | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Miniature Pecker Crew | 07/16/25 |
| wait till biggus dickus hears of this | 07/16/25 |
| Master P?s Apotheosis | 07/16/25 |
| Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy | 07/16/25 |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104888) |
Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM Author: irrelevant shitscientist *Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*
Well, that’s a shame. |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104893) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105161) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM Author: evan39 HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.
MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.
*laughter*
HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?
MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?
HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.
MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.
HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.
MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.
*laughter* |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM Author: irrelevant shitscientist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104912) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104939) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM Author: painfully awkward, arrogant introvert tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104956) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy https://ibb.co/5WpFsSrT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105158) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105163) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105159) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104940) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM Author: JunkoEnoshima And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104974) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49104976) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM Author: Trust If Aryan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105096) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105160) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105183) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) *watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*
"Life, uh, finds a way." |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) it's a good book.
i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.
you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it). |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM Author: Ass Sunstein Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."
Malcolm (Jerry): *winces* |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105175) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105179) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Miniature Pecker Crew ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105178) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this *hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105213) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Master P?s Apotheosis (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105215) |
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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM Author: Mega Rich Light-Bending Guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750882&forum_id=2#49105469) |