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HYPO: $10 million a year but you must pay for everything in US coins
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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:12 AM Pennies, dimes, nickels, quarters, half dollars, and dollars only. If you have a $120 restaurant tab, you are pulling out some combination of coins to pay for it. If an establishment requires a card to open a tab/hold a reservation, you can do that, but you must settle the tab with coins. You may not pay anything in any other way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49582974) |
Date: January 12th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Terran Local Counsel May I retain a Coin Boy to follow me around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583204) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: #BrianJacquesMindset (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583235) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:24 PM Only if you pay him in coins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583420) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band for reference, $2,500 in dollar coins weighs about 45 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583232) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:25 PM Good thing everybody on XO played a little bit of college ball and is still in great shape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583423) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:37 PM Author: bjork (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583756) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Rent/mortgage make this difficult. Other than that, I could go a year not buying much.
Can you just do it for one year? Or is this a for-life situation? It would be well worth it for one year. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:25 PM You would just make a bunch of trips to the bank with buckets of dollar coins until your mortgage is paid off. They have to take them.
Once you become a coincuck, you never go back. No stockpiling the coins for a year and then going back to normal. If you want the optionality of just going for a year, the amount drops to $100K. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... So, what happens if my mortgage is sold to a Rocket Mortgage-type place and I can only pay my mortgage electronically or via a check? Am I allowed to deposit coins at the branch of my local bank and tell them to send a check to Rocket Mortgage? Or am I fucked and have to refinance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583633) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:05 PM I suggest you pay off your mortgage in coins before that can happen. You cannot launder your coins through the bank and have them cut a check to rocket mortgage. If you get foreclosed on, though, you could always just buy another house using your coins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583638) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 4:13 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... So, my only option is to drive to Rocket Mortgage HQ with a bulldozer full of coins and pay off my mortgage that way? I guess I could try their 800 number. "Hi. I have a strange situation. I can afford to pay my mortgage, but I need to give you a huge stack of quarters. How can I make that happen?" Now that I say that, I'm tempted to call my lender and ask them that outside of the hypo just to see what they say.
Taxes are another potential issue. I remember reading an article about a dude who tried to pay his taxes in cash. They finally let him, but he had to drive to warehouse in some distant city or something crazy like that. |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM Author: dried up stinky dick licker hire an assistant or middleman who will handle your procurement needs and will accept reimbursement in the form of Sacajawea coins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583333) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:26 PM No. The actual vendor must take coins. So you can stay at the Hilton if they'll take your cash, but you can't have some fag put it on their credit card and then pay him in coins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583425) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,... When I was a teenager in the 90's, my friends and I thought it would be funny to pay a $2.50 bus fare using only pennies. The bus driver and everyone on the bus were fucking pissed. I'm not sure I would want to live my life that way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583624) |
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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:38 PM Author: bjork Sign me up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821062&forum_id=2#49583760) |