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100 marines unarmed vs huge silverback, Bengal tiger, Brown bear

enormous male gorilla 500 lbs+ enormous male tiger 650 lb...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
are there any weapons the marines can use? even sticks?
Fiercely-loyal Pistol
  09/26/13
not unless they kill one of the animals and use its bones as...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
i just don't see how the marines win. human cleverness coun...
Fiercely-loyal Pistol
  09/26/13
true. It's insane to think that even with ten times the body...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgkUc9iXgGc jfc
Fiercely-loyal Pistol
  09/26/13
lol @ only the male tigers sucking fingers
Thriller keepsake machete
  09/26/13
Oh lol, all at the same time? 100 barefoot marines are det
Copper Mental Disorder Patrolman
  09/26/13
interesting wrinkle. Bring the animals out one at a time and...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
You're basically asking these dudes to strangle the animals....
Copper Mental Disorder Patrolman
  09/26/13
can gouge out the eyes, too. no way they can do with it all ...
Marvelous indian lodge
  09/26/13
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Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
bears are killing machines. their organs are covered in musc...
Marvelous indian lodge
  09/26/13
here's a grizzly bear running into a herd of BISON and they ...
Marvelous indian lodge
  09/26/13
damn, cant believe the bitchass bison just quit on her babby...
Unholy brunch
  09/26/13
cot damn it
Avocado generalized bond
  09/26/13
...
Unholy brunch
  09/26/13
fucking females
french sinister foreskin
  09/26/13
Fuuuuuuck.
effete fragrant giraffe codepig
  10/07/13
i would say the marines would win. bears hate tigers so they...
bronze coldplay fan double fault
  09/26/13
reread the op
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
lol
Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band
  09/26/13
LOL link to bears hating tigers
Chartreuse Resort
  09/26/13
lol this
dun space
  09/26/13
Common knowledge exception.
White hell
  09/27/13
Easy win for man.
Concupiscible Sapphire Corner
  09/26/13
i don't think so bro
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
marines. the animals eventually get tired allowing marines t...
Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band
  09/26/13
I don't think so dude. Basically anytime one of those animal...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
you get like 3-4 on a time on the bear. i think after 5-6 ro...
Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band
  09/26/13
bro, do you have any idea what a 700 pound bear would do to ...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
man you're putting the bear on too high a pedestal. i'm not ...
Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band
  09/26/13
cr. however you are overlooking the tiger vs. bear rivalry. ...
bronze coldplay fan double fault
  09/26/13
http://www.upphotos.net/wallpapers/2012/12/Bear-Teeth-Angry-...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-27077841.jpg?si...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/history/topic/71105-1.html...
bronze coldplay fan double fault
  09/26/13
pretty sure those ppl agree with me brother
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
consensus was basically that you and a handful of bros could...
bronze coldplay fan double fault
  09/26/13
who's we
Chartreuse Resort
  09/26/13
marines. many marines die. the goal will be to take the ani...
Diverse maize circlehead ceo
  09/27/13
let's say they blind the tiger. Now what? How are they going...
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
kicks you don't need bones from fallen marines, although i ...
Diverse maize circlehead ceo
  09/27/13
you think a blind desperate tiger isn't going to be able to ...
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
You are grossly overestimating bears. Look at this one old ...
Concupiscible Sapphire Corner
  09/26/13
LJL @ side control
Chartreuse Resort
  09/26/13
lol
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
Shit, that's a pretty big bear.
effete fragrant giraffe codepig
  10/07/13
Marines no. Maybe if it were 100 IFNB bros
flirting university
  09/26/13
given that they have no way to kill any of them I'm saying t...
Hilarious cuck
  09/26/13
dawg, bears can be beaten 1v1 by japanese boxers. evidenc...
Galvanic hateful feces
  09/26/13
why are Japanese cartoons so shitty?
Hilarious cuck
  09/26/13
lol
confused territorial background story
  09/27/13
Marines have a chance by utilizing their fallen comrades bon...
Pearl cheese-eating trailer park karate
  09/26/13
modifying to one at a time. The bear kills a couple bros, bu...
Irradiated Roast Beef
  09/26/13
no human bro could ever break a bear's knees by his damn sel...
Hilarious cuck
  09/26/13
Yeah it would be like multiple three year olds hurling thems...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/26/13
http://www.nearfamous.com/Images/NearFamousWebImagesOptimize...
Irradiated Roast Beef
  09/26/13
bro, that's a small female, a decent sized male will be like...
Hilarious cuck
  09/27/13
These are always some of this bort's most entertaining threa...
Charismatic Nubile Institution
  09/27/13
Hi brown bear! Some bros and I are coming for your weak back...
Irradiated Roast Beef
  09/27/13
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  09/27/13
marines would easily win through tactics and strategy
confused territorial background story
  09/27/13
Explain how they would go about killing insanely strong and ...
Slate Fat Ankles
  09/27/13
I would love to see this.
stimulating ultramarine travel guidebook
  09/27/13
If a couple of marines can take out an army of aliens in LA ...
Chartreuse Resort
  09/27/13
I honestly don't see how the marines would have a chance.
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otTzrO9Bfw
Chartreuse Resort
  09/27/13
DA BEARS!
Cerebral sickened gaming laptop
  09/27/13
are they dressed in full infantry uniforms including helmets...
Chartreuse Resort
  09/27/13
???
Chartreuse Resort
  09/27/13
the bear would dismantle each and every one of those jarhead...
ruby shrine
  09/27/13
animal bros. and it literally would not be close
lemon incel
  09/27/13
The credited MBB case study answer is to get the animals to ...
bateful frisky wagecucks property
  09/27/13
you're fighting the hypo, reread the op
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
No way bro you get the animals to kill each other through fr...
bateful frisky wagecucks property
  09/27/13
ljl
Mind-boggling Metal Market
  09/27/13
the marines would win, and it wouldn't be close. there migh...
Rebellious Wonderful Faggot Firefighter
  09/27/13
i hope this is a joke. Do you have any idea what a brown bea...
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
Depends how many. And if the humans were prepared to fight o...
Rebellious Wonderful Faggot Firefighter
  09/27/13
Bro, if ten strong men rushed a 10 foot tall, 800 pound bear...
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
cp
Slate Fat Ankles
  03/13/21
what if we change the marines to 100 clones of Mike Tyson in...
dun space
  09/27/13
...
dun space
  09/27/13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I
Snowy Multi-colored Useless Brakes Menage
  09/27/13
yeah man but we're talking bears and tigers and shit
dun space
  09/27/13
Animals KO'd in second round. $50 million pay out. Don Kin...
Snowy Multi-colored Useless Brakes Menage
  09/27/13
ty
dun space
  09/27/13
You get ten to fifteen regular sized males to latch onto the...
free-loading set
  09/27/13
yeah, I'm sure latching onto an 800 pound bear would be nbd....
insecure abode kitty
  09/27/13
Just tell the bear you want to take a picture with it and al...
bateful frisky wagecucks property
  09/27/13
hypo says that animals are enraged
Fiercely-loyal Pistol
  09/27/13
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insecure abode kitty
  10/07/13
this was well worth the read
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  10/07/13
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Slate Fat Ankles
  11/29/20
After the first 20 minutes of trying to subdue any of the wi...
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Slate Fat Ankles
  03/13/21
What about 100 BJJ black belts? Once the animals are somewha...
Cobalt disgusting box office
  03/13/21
not sure how you choke a 500 pound wild animal. At least ten...
Slate Fat Ankles
  03/13/21
I wonder if you could arm bar the gorilla
Claret stead
  04/28/21
Little guy took out big guy with an arm bar. A jacked 260# m...
Claret stead
  04/28/21
ljl at pinning a bear down. I have some experience with bul...
Hilarious cuck
  04/28/21
i remebmer this thread from back in the day. the discussion ...
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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:27 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

enormous male gorilla 500 lbs+

enormous male tiger 650 lbs+

average male brown bear 700 lbs+

animals are enraged and will not fight each other

marines are unarmed and not wearing boots

field of battle is a football size field with a brick wall around the edges

Who wins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116025)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pistol

are there any weapons the marines can use? even sticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116029)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:29 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

not unless they kill one of the animals and use its bones as weapons, none are provided

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116032)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pistol

i just don't see how the marines win. human cleverness counts for nothing in these circumstances. it'd be like 3 marines vs 100 8 year olds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116051)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

true. It's insane to think that even with ten times the body mass (100 marines at 190 pounds per = 19000 lbs) the marines wouldn't stand a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116053)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pistol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgkUc9iXgGc jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116056)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Thriller keepsake machete

lol @ only the male tigers sucking fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116280)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:53 AM
Author: Copper Mental Disorder Patrolman

Oh lol, all at the same time? 100 barefoot marines are det

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116048)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:55 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

interesting wrinkle. Bring the animals out one at a time and I still think the marines lose, although it's much closer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116050)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 8:01 AM
Author: Copper Mental Disorder Patrolman

You're basically asking these dudes to strangle the animals. If they can somehow get in the position where 20 of them are holding the animal down while a half dozen of the beefiest cholos in the bunch are collaborating to smash its windpipe which is protected by about 100 lbs of muscle, I guess it could happen.

But

A) lol at them managing to pin the animal more than 10% of the time; and

B) if a fucking bear or tiger can rush up behind them at any point to pull them off, it's just not happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116052)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge

can gouge out the eyes, too. no way they can do with it all at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116214)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116192)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:27 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge

bears are killing machines. their organs are covered in muscle and fat layers that some bullets cannot penetrate.

only hope is 1.) one by one, and 2.) subduing the animal and gouging out the eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116212)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge

here's a grizzly bear running into a herd of BISON and they all run (despite weighing tons). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8ZHJAzeFxg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116224)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Unholy brunch

damn, cant believe the bitchass bison just quit on her babby like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116310)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Avocado generalized bond

cot damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116332)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Unholy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118711)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 6:45 PM
Author: french sinister foreskin

fucking females

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24119069)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: effete fragrant giraffe codepig

Fuuuuuuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24186244)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: bronze coldplay fan double fault

i would say the marines would win. bears hate tigers so they would fight each other leaving one dead and the other severely wounded. So what we are really talking about is 100 marines vs. 1 healthy gorilla and a busted up tiger/bear. Marines win handily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116217)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

reread the op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116219)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116229)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:20 AM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

LOL link to bears hating tigers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116363)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:21 PM
Author: dun space

lol this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24119816)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: White hell

Common knowledge exception.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24122893)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sapphire Corner

Easy win for man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116218)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:30 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

i don't think so bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116222)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:31 AM
Author: Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band

marines. the animals eventually get tired allowing marines to gain the upper hand. many marines die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116225)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:32 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

I don't think so dude. Basically anytime one of those animals strike a dude is going to be killed or incapacitated. Also it's not like you can get 30 guys on a bear at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116232)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:34 AM
Author: Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band

you get like 3-4 on a time on the bear. i think after 5-6 rounds of that the bear will be tired enough to be killed, leaving plenty of marines for the tiger/gorilla. don't most animals have shit endurance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116240)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:36 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

bro, do you have any idea what a 700 pound bear would do to 4 men? It would dispatch them in seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116252)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:39 AM
Author: Sooty Nofapping Temple Elastic Band

man you're putting the bear on too high a pedestal. i'm not saying it's gonna be easy for the marines, but i do think killing 20 marines is gonna take a lot out of the bear. and that's when we strike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116261)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: bronze coldplay fan double fault

cr. however you are overlooking the tiger vs. bear rivalry. what we really should be concerned with is the gorilla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116263)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:41 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

http://www.upphotos.net/wallpapers/2012/12/Bear-Teeth-Angry-Snow-Brown-Winter-960x640.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116265)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-42-27077841.jpg?size=67&uid=d360baaf-173c-4a3d-802b-00aa070677fb

what do you think these will do to a man's throat/head/torso? One swipe and it's over. Seriously, you're dead or dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116266)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:44 AM
Author: bronze coldplay fan double fault

http://www.ironmagazineforums.com/history/topic/71105-1.html

your done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116269)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

pretty sure those ppl agree with me brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116277)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: bronze coldplay fan double fault

consensus was basically that you and a handful of bros could take a bear. you should just retire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116282)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

who's we

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116368)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Diverse maize circlehead ceo

marines. many marines die.

the goal will be to take the animals' eyes out. that will require sacrifices, but it will get done.

after that, the animals are going to lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123116)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

let's say they blind the tiger. Now what? How are they going to kill it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123126)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:34 PM
Author: Diverse maize circlehead ceo

kicks

you don't need bones from fallen marines, although i suppose that could happen

all you need to do is get one of the animals down and use its parts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123288)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:35 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

you think a blind desperate tiger isn't going to be able to take out dozens of humans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123297)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible Sapphire Corner

You are grossly overestimating bears. Look at this one old dude single-handedly get side control on a bear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKoBVV6bgBc at 3:30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116292)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

LJL @ side control

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116399)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24119942)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: effete fragrant giraffe codepig

Shit, that's a pretty big bear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24186279)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: flirting university

Marines no. Maybe if it were 100 IFNB bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116305)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:24 AM
Author: Hilarious cuck

given that they have no way to kill any of them I'm saying the marines are fucked bad

the bear and the lion would probably just take turns eating the marines one by one and drag it out for a few weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116381)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Galvanic hateful feces

dawg, bears can be beaten 1v1 by japanese boxers.

evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQLQK7tsUc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118595)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:28 PM
Author: Hilarious cuck

why are Japanese cartoons so shitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118607)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:17 AM
Author: confused territorial background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24120990)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:41 PM
Author: Pearl cheese-eating trailer park karate

Marines have a chance by utilizing their fallen comrades bones as weapons. Otherwise, without weapons, they're definitely fucked. The difficult part is ripping away the muscle so you get hard bone to use as a club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118698)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:43 PM
Author: Irradiated Roast Beef

modifying to one at a time. The bear kills a couple bros, but while he's busy killing/eating those bros, others smash into his back knees as hard as possible. Yes they probably get stomped and incapacitated in the process, but that slows down the bear. Then more kamikaze attacks gouge out eyes, break front knees, and then everyone drops people's elbows on the bear's neck/throat until he chokes or gets paralyzed. Could be done with like 15 dead and 20 injured.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118706)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 5:44 PM
Author: Hilarious cuck

no human bro could ever break a bear's knees by his damn self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118718)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 6:39 PM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

Yeah it would be like multiple three year olds hurling themselves at Goldbergs knees excep Goldberg doesn't have fangs or disembowling 4 inch claws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24119050)



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Date: September 26th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Roast Beef

http://www.nearfamous.com/Images/NearFamousWebImagesOptimized/BrownBears/3979-17BrownBearFemStanding.jpg

I believe if a marine got a running start and football-speared full blast into that beardood's knee from the side, he'd do some damage. key part of my plan is the bear is distracted while killing/raping/eating another marine, so the dood is able to get a clean shot at his knee. and it doesn't matter if he gets killed immediately after kneecapping the bear. just gotta get one shot, hobble him a little, and other marine bros pile on to incapacitate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24120204)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:02 PM
Author: Hilarious cuck

bro, that's a small female, a decent sized male will be like 1,000 lbs and 10 foot tall plus it will have insane reflexes

no human being will ever get a running start and spear the knee, a bear is not an idiot and will not ignore threats just to eat some dead bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24122851)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:13 AM
Author: Charismatic Nubile Institution

These are always some of this bort's most entertaining threads, not least for the type of utterly, spectacularly deluded stuff that gets poasted about XO bro's ability to contain, incapacitate and kill enormous wild animals.

L.J.L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24120971)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Irradiated Roast Beef

Hi brown bear! Some bros and I are coming for your weak back knees you gay faggot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24121243)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 11:58 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24122842)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:07 AM
Author: confused territorial background story

marines would easily win through tactics and strategy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24121255)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

Explain how they would go about killing insanely strong and vicious wild animals without any weapons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24122908)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 11:59 AM
Author: stimulating ultramarine travel guidebook

I would love to see this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24122846)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

If a couple of marines can take out an army of aliens in LA

why wouldn't 100 be able to take out 3 animals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123019)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:43 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

I honestly don't see how the marines would have a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123034)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9otTzrO9Bfw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123045)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Cerebral sickened gaming laptop

DA BEARS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123052)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:48 PM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

are they dressed in full infantry uniforms including helmets sans weapons and boots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123066)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Chartreuse Resort

???



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123208)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: ruby shrine

the bear would dismantle each and every one of those jarheads while the silverback and tiger sit back and drink martinis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123099)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: lemon incel

animal bros. and it literally would not be close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123103)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: bateful frisky wagecucks property

The credited MBB case study answer is to get the animals to attack each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123136)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:02 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

you're fighting the hypo, reread the op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123142)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: bateful frisky wagecucks property

No way bro you get the animals to kill each other through friendly fire. Get the bear to charge at you while your bro gets the tiger to charge at him toward the same spot then dive out of the way like a bullfighter and then gang tackle the bear and tiger while they are in a daze from the collision. The gorilla can be tamed by the other 98 marines. QED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123162)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Metal Market

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123181)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:20 PM
Author: Rebellious Wonderful Faggot Firefighter

the marines would win, and it wouldn't be close. there might be 10 marine casualties.

you people are severely underestimating what a large group of people can do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123225)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:21 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

i hope this is a joke. Do you have any idea what a brown bear, by itself, would do to a bunch of humans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123234)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:06 PM
Author: Rebellious Wonderful Faggot Firefighter

Depends how many. And if the humans were prepared to fight or taken by surprise.

A bear could not kill 30 humans who were prepared to die fighting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123414)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:14 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

Bro, if ten strong men rushed a 10 foot tall, 800 pound bear they would all die very quickly. One swipe from its claws would kill you. LOL at wrestling and punching an enormous wild animal. It would just bite your fucking arms off. The only place a human could hope to do damage to it is its eyes or nose and any person who put his hands near the bear's maw would lose his hand or have his wrist crushed into sawdust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123449)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 3:07 PM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

cp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42098811)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 1:59 PM
Author: dun space

what if we change the marines to 100 clones of Mike Tyson in his prime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123386)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: dun space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123410)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:07 PM
Author: Snowy Multi-colored Useless Brakes Menage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FgS3kCv79I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123418)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:17 PM
Author: dun space

yeah man but we're talking bears and tigers and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123459)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: Snowy Multi-colored Useless Brakes Menage

Animals KO'd in second round. $50 million pay out. Don King clones steal 2/3rds. Tyson clones waste remaining 1/3rd on creation of fur garments from animals. Begin training for next bout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123467)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:25 PM
Author: dun space

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123491)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:12 PM
Author: free-loading set

You get ten to fifteen regular sized males to latch onto the bear for dear life and it'd be unable to move.

Are bears strong? Yes. Can they just casually carry around a ton on their backs like NBD? No.

I think people are attributing human like qualities to the bear. Most wild animals instinctual retreat when confronted by a group of medium sized animals defending themselves. And they definitely aren't prepared to fight large groups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123440)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:18 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty

yeah, I'm sure latching onto an 800 pound bear would be nbd. It's not like he would be tearing people's heads off right and left or anything.

And while it's true that bears retreat you could just as easily say that no sane man would attempt to latch onto a bear absent hardcore drugs or brain damage. There is literally not one normal man on the planet who would have the courage to just throw himself on a bear knowing it meant certain death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123463)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: bateful frisky wagecucks property

Just tell the bear you want to take a picture with it and all your bros. Have you ever been to a fucking zoo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123480)



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Date: September 27th, 2013 2:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pistol

hypo says that animals are enraged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123523)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: insecure abode kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24186198)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: talented buck-toothed pit newt

this was well worth the read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24186275)



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Date: November 29th, 2020 7:04 PM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#41457760)



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Date: November 29th, 2020 7:09 PM
Author: Brindle dilemma macaca

After the first 20 minutes of trying to subdue any of the wild beasts, the marines would collect their dead and extract bones from the casualties to craft weapons. Marines win after 33.3% casualties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#41457776)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 12:09 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42096112)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 12:13 AM
Author: Cobalt disgusting box office

What about 100 BJJ black belts? Once the animals are somewhat exhausted and their eyes are gouged seems like choking will be the end game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42096128)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 12:16 AM
Author: Slate Fat Ankles

not sure how you choke a 500 pound wild animal. At least ten guys would have to throw themselves on the animal and at least five would be ripped apart almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42096146)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 11:59 AM
Author: Claret stead

I wonder if you could arm bar the gorilla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42363901)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 1:00 PM
Author: Claret stead

Little guy took out big guy with an arm bar. A jacked 260# marine could maybe do the same to a bear or gorilla. Though I don’t know if a bear’s anatomy would be susceptible to an arm bar

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3z8h1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42364311)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:47 PM
Author: Hilarious cuck

ljl at pinning a bear down. I have some experience with bulls and the strength is really mind blowing. A bear could easily shake off every marine that could get their hands on him at once, and that number isn’t nearly ten, it’s more like 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42364256)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant telephone tank

i remebmer this thread from back in the day. the discussion was stupid. the whole point is that MAN is smarter, tehy arent gonna charge the bear like idiots, they'd form groups, taunt the bear, make it run bakc and forth, etc until it's exhausted. sure they will lose several people that arent fast enough to get out of the way, but it will tire long before you run out of men. an exhausted bear is killable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#42364284)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Advantage Player



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#48922763)