100 marines unarmed vs huge silverback, Bengal tiger, Brown bear
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Date: September 26th, 2013 7:27 AM Author: Slate Fat Ankles
enormous male gorilla 500 lbs+
enormous male tiger 650 lbs+
average male brown bear 700 lbs+
animals are enraged and will not fight each other
marines are unarmed and not wearing boots
field of battle is a football size field with a brick wall around the edges
Who wins?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116025) |
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Date: September 26th, 2013 8:01 AM Author: Copper Mental Disorder Patrolman
You're basically asking these dudes to strangle the animals. If they can somehow get in the position where 20 of them are holding the animal down while a half dozen of the beefiest cholos in the bunch are collaborating to smash its windpipe which is protected by about 100 lbs of muscle, I guess it could happen.
But
A) lol at them managing to pin the animal more than 10% of the time; and
B) if a fucking bear or tiger can rush up behind them at any point to pull them off, it's just not happening
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116052) |
Date: September 26th, 2013 9:27 AM Author: Marvelous indian lodge
bears are killing machines. their organs are covered in muscle and fat layers that some bullets cannot penetrate.
only hope is 1.) one by one, and 2.) subduing the animal and gouging out the eyes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116212) |
Date: September 26th, 2013 9:51 AM Author: Concupiscible Sapphire Corner
You are grossly overestimating bears. Look at this one old dude single-handedly get side control on a bear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKoBVV6bgBc at 3:30
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116292) |
Date: September 26th, 2013 10:24 AM Author: Hilarious cuck
given that they have no way to kill any of them I'm saying the marines are fucked bad
the bear and the lion would probably just take turns eating the marines one by one and drag it out for a few weeks
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24116381) |
Date: September 26th, 2013 5:26 PM Author: Galvanic hateful feces
dawg, bears can be beaten 1v1 by japanese boxers.
evidence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJQLQK7tsUc
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24118595) |
Date: September 27th, 2013 12:13 AM Author: Charismatic Nubile Institution
These are always some of this bort's most entertaining threads, not least for the type of utterly, spectacularly deluded stuff that gets poasted about XO bro's ability to contain, incapacitate and kill enormous wild animals.
L.J.L.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24120971) |
Date: September 27th, 2013 1:20 PM Author: Rebellious Wonderful Faggot Firefighter
the marines would win, and it wouldn't be close. there might be 10 marine casualties.
you people are severely underestimating what a large group of people can do
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123225) |
Date: September 27th, 2013 2:12 PM Author: free-loading set
You get ten to fifteen regular sized males to latch onto the bear for dear life and it'd be unable to move.
Are bears strong? Yes. Can they just casually carry around a ton on their backs like NBD? No.
I think people are attributing human like qualities to the bear. Most wild animals instinctual retreat when confronted by a group of medium sized animals defending themselves. And they definitely aren't prepared to fight large groups.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2371494&forum_id=2#24123440) |
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