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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
fishy ape address
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Sooty House
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
buck-toothed onyx blood rage location
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Shimmering organic girlfriend sanctuary
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Stirring institution puppy
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
olive area double fault
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Gold Irate Temple
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
stubborn indigo home newt
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
black philosopher-king stain
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
adventurous honey-headed meetinghouse legend
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
supple impressive macaca center
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
lascivious trailer park coldplay fan
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Crimson hairless electric furnace cruise ship
  06/30/25
cr
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
black philosopher-king stain
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Fighting brindle gas station
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
supple impressive macaca center
  06/30/25
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Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Crimson hairless electric furnace cruise ship
  06/30/25
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Excitant maroon locus dragon
  07/01/25
*bussy
ocher infuriating windowlicker
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
olive area double fault
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
sapphire galvanic dilemma
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
up-to-no-good tanning salon
  06/30/25
fuck
Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
sapphire galvanic dilemma
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
fishy ape address
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Fighting brindle gas station
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
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Bonkers Degenerate
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
ivory fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Motley abode
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Vibrant overrated national cuck
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Motley abode
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Motley abode
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
misunderstood translucent main people station
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Splenetic Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
pale legal warrant goyim
  06/30/25
tcr
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
just jump
Heady Rigpig
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
...
passionate ruby forum partner
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Avocado awkward spot police squad
  06/30/25
wow
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Rambunctious Very Tactful Place Of Business
  06/30/25
JFC man
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
stubborn indigo home newt
  06/30/25
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Heady Rigpig
  06/30/25
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Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
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supple impressive macaca center
  06/30/25
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Vengeful circlehead new version
  06/30/25
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duck-like pervert useless brakes
  06/30/25
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Splenetic Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
pale legal warrant goyim
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
ivory fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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Impertinent Curious Chapel Cumskin
  07/01/25
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Excitant maroon locus dragon
  07/01/25
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Charismatic Doctorate
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
startling parlour hissy fit
  07/01/25
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Free-loading Point
  07/01/25
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buck-toothed onyx blood rage location
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Stirring institution puppy
  06/30/25
bro
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
...
pale legal warrant goyim
  06/30/25
lol
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
...
Indecent Submissive Stage
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Judgmental Umber Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
jfc
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
black philosopher-king stain
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Vengeful circlehead new version
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
duck-like pervert useless brakes
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Judgmental Umber Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
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Vibrant overrated national cuck
  07/01/25
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duck-like pervert useless brakes
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Free-loading Point
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Greedy pontificating market persian
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Fighting brindle gas station
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
green aphrodisiac site
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Vigorous lake space patrolman
  06/30/25
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green aphrodisiac site
  07/01/25
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floppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
lol
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
...
Heady Rigpig
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
violet brunch
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Filthy razzmatazz pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mustard thriller property
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
spectacular ticket booth
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Autistic trump supporter
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
floppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Narrow-minded cobalt box office reading party
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
green aphrodisiac site
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/01/25
...
green aphrodisiac site
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Excitant maroon locus dragon
  07/01/25
😟
Walnut comical candlestick maker public bath
  07/01/25
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shivering theater
  07/01/25
holy shit
green aphrodisiac site
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
floppy ladyboy
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Twinkling ungodly pozpig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Free-loading Point
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
olive area double fault
  07/01/25
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green aphrodisiac site
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Free-loading Point
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Free-loading Point
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Avocado awkward spot police squad
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
olive area double fault
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
green aphrodisiac site
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Exhilarant spruce whorehouse rigor
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Excitant maroon locus dragon
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Carnelian Therapy
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
green aphrodisiac site
  07/06/25
...
Avocado awkward spot police squad
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
razzle filthpig
  07/06/25
...
duck-like pervert useless brakes
  07/06/25
lol
Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film
  07/07/25
wow
green aphrodisiac site
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: fishy ape address

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Sooty House

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: buck-toothed onyx blood rage location

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Shimmering organic girlfriend sanctuary

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Stirring institution puppy

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: olive area double fault

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gold Irate Temple

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: stubborn indigo home newt

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: black philosopher-king stain

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: adventurous honey-headed meetinghouse legend

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: supple impressive macaca center

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lascivious trailer park coldplay fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Crimson hairless electric furnace cruise ship

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: black philosopher-king stain

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fighting brindle gas station

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: supple impressive macaca center

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Crimson hairless electric furnace cruise ship

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Excitant maroon locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: ocher infuriating windowlicker

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: olive area double fault

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sapphire galvanic dilemma

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tanning salon

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: sapphire galvanic dilemma

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: fishy ape address

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fighting brindle gas station

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bonkers Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: ivory fortuitous meteor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Motley abode

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated national cuck

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Motley abode

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Motley abode

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: misunderstood translucent main people station

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Splenetic Bawdyhouse

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: pale legal warrant goyim

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Heady Rigpig

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: passionate ruby forum partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Avocado awkward spot police squad

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Very Tactful Place Of Business

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: stubborn indigo home newt

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Heady Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: supple impressive macaca center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Vengeful circlehead new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: duck-like pervert useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Splenetic Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: pale legal warrant goyim

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: ivory fortuitous meteor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Impertinent Curious Chapel Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Excitant maroon locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: startling parlour hissy fit

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Free-loading Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: buck-toothed onyx blood rage location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stirring institution puppy

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: pale legal warrant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Indecent Submissive Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Judgmental Umber Twinkling Uncleanness

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: black philosopher-king stain

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Vengeful circlehead new version

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: duck-like pervert useless brakes

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Judgmental Umber Twinkling Uncleanness

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Vibrant overrated national cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: duck-like pervert useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Free-loading Point

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Greedy pontificating market persian

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fighting brindle gas station

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Vigorous lake space patrolman

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: floppy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Heady Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: violet brunch

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Filthy razzmatazz pisswyrm

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mustard thriller property

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: spectacular ticket booth

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Autistic trump supporter

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: floppy ladyboy

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Narrow-minded cobalt box office reading party

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Excitant maroon locus dragon

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Walnut comical candlestick maker public bath

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: shivering theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: floppy ladyboy

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Twinkling ungodly pozpig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Free-loading Point

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: olive area double fault

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: green aphrodisiac site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Free-loading Point

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Free-loading Point

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Avocado awkward spot police squad

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: olive area double fault

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant spruce whorehouse rigor

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Excitant maroon locus dragon

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Carnelian Therapy

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Avocado awkward spot police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: razzle filthpig

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: duck-like pervert useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Smoky mad-dog skullcap stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: green aphrodisiac site

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)