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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Well-lubricated place of business
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Titillating Internal Respiration
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Exciting brilliant tanning salon
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Titillating Internal Respiration
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Light heaven
  09/22/23
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Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Titillating Internal Respiration
  09/22/23
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green trip pit gunner
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Sexy office
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
bright slippery juggernaut school cafeteria
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
dashing puce school double fault
  09/22/23
Yes
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
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Beady-eyed unholy stage old irish cottage
  09/22/23
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Big umber famous landscape painting
  09/22/23
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kink-friendly main people
  09/22/23
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green trip pit gunner
  09/23/23
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kink-friendly main people
  09/27/23
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Brass Dilemma
  10/01/23
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Red bipolar ratface
  10/02/23
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Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Aromatic gaped boiling water market
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
kink-friendly main people
  09/22/23
...
Diverse Useless Stag Film Coffee Pot
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Anal filthy national depressive
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Charismatic sepia tank
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
brindle son of senegal
  09/22/23
...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Honey-headed harsh garrison
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Exciting brilliant tanning salon
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Honey-headed harsh garrison
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
brindle son of senegal
  09/27/23
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Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
soggy ticket booth fat ankles
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
soggy ticket booth fat ankles
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
soggy ticket booth fat ankles
  09/27/23
lol 😂
cracking lavender theater
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Pea-brained Milk Circlehead
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Frum Site Dragon
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Pea-brained Milk Circlehead
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
excitant lodge
  09/27/23
Ungh
buck-toothed hairy legs sanctuary
  10/01/23
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excitant lodge
  10/02/23
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Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease
  10/01/23
Yes
Translucent Narrow-minded Electric Furnace Mental Disorder
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Racy Aggressive Jewess Faggot Firefighter
  10/02/23


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Well-lubricated place of business

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Titillating Internal Respiration

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Exciting brilliant tanning salon

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Titillating Internal Respiration

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Light heaven

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Titillating Internal Respiration

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: green trip pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Sexy office

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: bright slippery juggernaut school cafeteria

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: dashing puce school double fault

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unholy stage old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Big umber famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: kink-friendly main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: green trip pit gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: kink-friendly main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: Brass Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Red bipolar ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873791)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Aromatic gaped boiling water market

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: kink-friendly main people

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: Diverse Useless Stag Film Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Anal filthy national depressive

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Charismatic sepia tank

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: brindle son of senegal

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed harsh garrison

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Exciting brilliant tanning salon

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed harsh garrison

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: brindle son of senegal

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: soggy ticket booth fat ankles

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: soggy ticket booth fat ankles

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: soggy ticket booth fat ankles

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: cracking lavender theater

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Milk Circlehead

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Frum Site Dragon

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Pea-brained Milk Circlehead

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: excitant lodge

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: buck-toothed hairy legs sanctuary

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: excitant lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Self-centered insane trailer park mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Translucent Narrow-minded Electric Furnace Mental Disorder

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Racy Aggressive Jewess Faggot Firefighter

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)