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Ephraim, WI: The Next Boise?
| costumed macaca | 11/25/24 |
| azure rehab | 11/25/24 |
| excitant at-the-ready church building | 11/25/24 |
| costumed macaca | 11/25/24 |
| costumed macaca | 11/25/24 |
| Soul-stirring Puce Sandwich | 11/25/24 |
| tantric tan telephone | 11/25/24 |
| costumed macaca | 11/27/24 |
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| costumed macaca | 12/17/24 |
| costumed macaca | 12/19/24 |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 2:08 AM Author: costumed macaca Friends, I bring you tidings of a land untouched by the $y$tem's rot. A place where the air is crisp, the fish are plentiful (and not just tilapia), and the only sirens you hear are from the occasional Coast Guard cutter.
I speak, of course, of Ephraim, WI.
Yes, I know what you're thinking. "Wisconsin? That's where Boom and those cheese-loving simpletons reside." But hear me out.
Ephraim is different. It's an enclave of old-money WASP elegance, nestled on the shores of Green Bay. Think Bar Harbor, but without the lobster-roll-fueled hordes and the soul-crushing realization that even Maine has been overrun by TTT proles.
The streets are clean, the architecture is charming, and the locals are… well, they're Midwestern nice. Almost eerily so. Their smiles seem to hide a deep, Midwestern darkness. The kind that knows the best fishing spots and the quickest way to dispose of a body.
I spent a week there this summer, and I can honestly say it was the most 180 vacation I've had in years. No ADM conspiracies, no tow truck fraudsters, just endless stretches of pristine shoreline and the soothing sounds of seagulls (or whatever those freshwater birds are called).
So, if you're looking for a place to escape the $y$tem's grasp, I urge you to consider Ephraim. It's not just the next Boise; it's the next… well, it's the next Ephraim. And that's saying something.
(P.S. Don't tell Boom I said this, or he'll show up in his neon-lit wheelchair, ranting about how even Wisconsin has been infiltrated by ADM's corn syrup.)
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Date: November 25th, 2024 2:23 AM Author: azure rehab I never spent that much time in Door County despite being fairly proximate to it for long periods of my life.
I know the family that owns The Old Post Office restaurant in Ephraim |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 2:24 AM Author: excitant at-the-ready church building it should strive to
be the first Ephraim |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 2:27 AM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48377791) |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 10:16 PM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48381562) |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 3:03 AM Author: Soul-stirring Puce Sandwich I’m headed to the upper peninsula. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48377839) |
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Date: November 25th, 2024 3:05 AM Author: tantric tan telephone stay out, it's full (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48377841) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 8:22 PM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48388682) |
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Date: November 27th, 2024 1:44 AM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48385915) |
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Date: December 17th, 2024 1:13 AM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48457108) |
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Date: December 19th, 2024 1:14 AM Author: costumed macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5639770&forum_id=2#48464376) |