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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Copper background story
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
marvelous corner really tough guy
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
sooty indirect expression wrinkle
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
gay house-broken parlor hunting ground
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
slippery ceo
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Duck-like cracking multi-billionaire senate
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
anal fanboi
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
electric psychic athletic conference
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Copper background story
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Autistic motley site
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
bright idea he suggested parlour
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sienna buck-toothed church sandwich
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Copper background story
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
olive razzle-dazzle love of her life boltzmann
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
galvanic voyeur
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Titillating rough-skinned bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
cr
Copper background story
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Autistic motley site
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
olive razzle-dazzle love of her life boltzmann
  06/30/25
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irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sienna buck-toothed church sandwich
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Titillating rough-skinned bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
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Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop
  07/01/25
*bussy
white preventive strike
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
aqua stirring ape
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
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  06/30/25
fuck
sienna buck-toothed church sandwich
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
aqua stirring ape
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
marvelous corner really tough guy
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sienna buck-toothed church sandwich
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Copper background story
  06/30/25
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maniacal legend
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Disgusting Center Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
multi-colored turdskin pistol
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Copper background story
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
opaque exciting nowag
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Copper background story
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
topaz mind-boggling point
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Trip base yarmulke
  06/30/25
tcr
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
just jump
Cheese-eating stubborn juggernaut tanning salon
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Copper background story
  06/30/25
...
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  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Carnelian friendly grandma location
  06/30/25
wow
Copper background story
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
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  06/30/25
JFC man
Copper background story
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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topaz mind-boggling point
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Trip base yarmulke
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Disgusting Center Mental Disorder
  06/30/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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gay house-broken parlor hunting ground
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Duck-like cracking multi-billionaire senate
  06/30/25
bro
Copper background story
  06/30/25
...
Trip base yarmulke
  06/30/25
lol
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
...
citrine stage pervert
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
onyx big-titted kitchen
  06/30/25
jfc
Copper background story
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Autistic motley site
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Clear shaky locus legal warrant
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Stimulating black shitlib
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
onyx big-titted kitchen
  07/01/25
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multi-colored turdskin pistol
  07/01/25
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Stimulating black shitlib
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Slate laser beams puppy
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Spectacular Dilemma
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Copper background story
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sienna buck-toothed church sandwich
  06/30/25
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Copper background story
  07/01/25
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haunting gaping area
  07/01/25
lol
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
...
Cheese-eating stubborn juggernaut tanning salon
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
curious set
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
silver laughsome casino
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
fishy generalized bond
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Arrogant razzle therapy theater stage
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
haunting gaping area
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
soul-stirring balding cruise ship boiling water
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Copper background story
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
irate crackhouse jew
  07/01/25
...
Copper background story
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
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  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
holy shit
Copper background story
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
haunting gaping area
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
exhilarant water buffalo associate
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Slate laser beams puppy
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman
  07/01/25
...
Copper background story
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Slate laser beams puppy
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Slate laser beams puppy
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Carnelian friendly grandma location
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Copper background story
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mint ladyboy
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Brindle Pit
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Copper background story
  07/06/25
...
Carnelian friendly grandma location
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
offensive home
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Stimulating black shitlib
  07/06/25
lol
irate crackhouse jew
  07/07/25
wow
Copper background story
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Copper background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous corner really tough guy

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: sooty indirect expression wrinkle

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: gay house-broken parlor hunting ground

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: slippery ceo

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Duck-like cracking multi-billionaire senate

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: anal fanboi

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: electric psychic athletic conference

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Copper background story

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Autistic motley site

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: bright idea he suggested parlour

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Copper background story

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle love of her life boltzmann

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: galvanic voyeur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Titillating rough-skinned bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Copper background story

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Autistic motley site

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle love of her life boltzmann

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating rough-skinned bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: white preventive strike

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: aqua stirring ape

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: At-the-ready racy nursing home organic girlfriend

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: aqua stirring ape

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous corner really tough guy

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Copper background story

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: maniacal legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Disgusting Center Mental Disorder

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: multi-colored turdskin pistol

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Copper background story

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: cobalt aromatic church building dingle berry

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: opaque exciting nowag

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Copper background story

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling point

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Trip base yarmulke

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stubborn juggernaut tanning salon

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Copper background story

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: hairraiser ultramarine death wish antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Carnelian friendly grandma location

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Copper background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Amethyst bisexual trailer park headpube

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Copper background story

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: electric psychic athletic conference

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stubborn juggernaut tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: olive razzle-dazzle love of her life boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Clear shaky locus legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Stimulating black shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: topaz mind-boggling point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Trip base yarmulke

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Disgusting Center Mental Disorder

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Splenetic scarlet keepsake machete persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Rusted telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Boyish Cumskin

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Slate laser beams puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: gay house-broken parlor hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Duck-like cracking multi-billionaire senate

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Copper background story

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Trip base yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: citrine stage pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: onyx big-titted kitchen

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Copper background story

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Autistic motley site

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Clear shaky locus legal warrant

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Stimulating black shitlib

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: onyx big-titted kitchen

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: multi-colored turdskin pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Stimulating black shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Slate laser beams puppy

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Spectacular Dilemma

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Dull Contagious Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Copper background story

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sienna buck-toothed church sandwich

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Copper background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: haunting gaping area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stubborn juggernaut tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: curious set

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: silver laughsome casino

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: hateful bat shit crazy theatre

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: fishy generalized bond

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Arrogant razzle therapy theater stage

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: haunting gaping area

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring balding cruise ship boiling water

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Copper background story

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Copper background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: diverse gold toaster market

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Rose dashing coffee pot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Copper background story

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: haunting gaping area

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: exhilarant water buffalo associate

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Slate laser beams puppy

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Copper background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Slate laser beams puppy

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Slate laser beams puppy

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Carnelian friendly grandma location

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Irradiated sound barrier skinny woman

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Copper background story

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mint ladyboy

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Hot zombie-like stag film gaming laptop

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Brindle Pit

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Copper background story

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Carnelian friendly grandma location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: offensive home

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Stimulating black shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: irate crackhouse jew

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Copper background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)