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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams superior anglo culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899141) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder
Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM Author: Pumonymous
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899153) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over. whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.
without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919 |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot
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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?
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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49929205) |
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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM Author: unholy crotch laser beams the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world. Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM
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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM Author: unholy crotch laser beams Denise Frazier
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM Author: Good Superior gooK culture DURR DURR
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894888) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Mildly autistic dilemma haunted graveyard "Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Canary maniacal ticket booth “She then left him and took the dog with her” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894384) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM Author: Mind-boggling kitchen Really puts the B in LGBTQ+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894386) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM Author: Mind-boggling kitchen But she was old enough in dog years! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894390) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM Author: Obsidian Vibrant Corner So a dog licking your cock is illegal now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894392) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM Author: Mind-boggling kitchen I thought this was America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894400) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM Author: razzle disturbing station windowlicker it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant (Guy who thinks about these things) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894737) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: wonderful circlehead Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894764) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM Author: Bossy arousing locus SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894892) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM Author: Stimulating White Genital Piercing Parlour all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM Author: beady-eyed dingle berry what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894918) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant It’s in the second best neighborhood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894951) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM Author: Bossy arousing locus why does every room look so fucking tiny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894961) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: Canary maniacal ticket booth Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894967) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM Author: Mildly autistic dilemma haunted graveyard Disco Fries, do NOT click the link (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894981) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM Author: brilliant bawdyhouse dopamine Yeah, and he had a really big house, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896118) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896765) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: frozen bearded church building faggot firefighter jfc no taste. what's even the point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896807) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Obsidian Vibrant Corner That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899251) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM Author: galvanic gas station prole There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894936) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: topaz pistol Where was he allowed to marry his dog? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895068) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM Author: galvanic gas station prole Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895725) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM Author: topaz pistol Amazing 🐶 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895736) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM Author: Heady insane cruise ship marketing idea This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895073) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM Author: galvanic gas station prole Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.
Wikipedia opines, in part:
In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.
In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]
In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]
A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]
In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]
The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]
Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]
Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]
In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]
In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26] See also
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant But wouldn’t have guessed man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49894955) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM Author: brilliant bawdyhouse dopamine Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896120) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM Author: glassy lascivious crackhouse mad-dog skullcap wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895002) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant Apparently he was banging hookers too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895066) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM Author: glassy lascivious crackhouse mad-dog skullcap fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49895275) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM Author: glassy lascivious crackhouse mad-dog skullcap i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49896172) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Aphrodisiac jet range legal warrant LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49898727) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: Magenta rambunctious sandwich what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077499) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: Frum aromatic community account base Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899008) |
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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Obsidian Vibrant Corner "Could've been a Korean boy..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899254) |
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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM Author: Rough-skinned New Version The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#49899877) |
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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM Author: Magenta rambunctious sandwich what's the actual crime he's accused of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50077502) |
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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM Author: vigorous honey-headed doctorate piazza He screwed the pooch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50062678) |
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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM Author: Big indirect expression den beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2#50068093) |