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I did my first stand up set (MASE)

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many ope...
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I feel like you could work this into your standup and get so...
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I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.
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they could still inspect your gaping butthole
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back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that...
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There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tr...
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the dying sounds 180 i remember some puerto rican dude, t...
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The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I w...
bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse
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have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?
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> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 1...
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nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange tho...
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The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-l...
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Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It ...
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Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out. I have a hard t...
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80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their tu...
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comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need ...
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cr. before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a ...
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i disagree with the "easier" part. most people lik...
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the music industry is worth $17b a year the comedy indust...
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ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina...
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so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd l...
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we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what ...
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Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)
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I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did...
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i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/rad...
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God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now
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You into Kill Tony?
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I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show. I also have t...
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Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?
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You're thinking of Ricky
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There are two kinds of comics IMO 1.) The naturally funny k...
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Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just sayi...
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one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in s...
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Can't wait to see his new show this year
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i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially sinc...
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link to his funniest bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30
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louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out ...
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it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, ...
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this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity...
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I think I need to get a divorce.
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time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great netwo...
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"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top...
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he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.
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"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = su...
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I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the...
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Can you get me a spot
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yes
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i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.
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its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this on...
fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested
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Laughing skull?
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no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.
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You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo
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i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some rea...
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Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier...
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surpassed most people here in what?
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funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted
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where are the jokes
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Where are yours
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No U from a comedian. youre going to make it
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that would actually work IMO
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What were your jokes?
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180. that takes guts.
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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I went to an open mic and did it. I haven't been to many open mics so I wasn't acquainted with the fact that almost everyone bombs horribly. I got a few laughs, but there was only one comedian in the lineup that I would consider competent.

Other comedians are complete freaks though. Really sad stuff like people trying to "make it" in their late forties.

Seems you like you need to be good at crowd work to wake up the crowd a little at one of these things. The one guy who did that was finally able to get laughs after 5-6 comedians got literally no laughs at all.

Not sure when I'll go back or when I'll go back at all, but I had a good time. If I do go back, I'm going to try and work on crowd work lines because LJL that stunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698360)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: soul-stirring mahogany electric furnace orchestra pit

u know ur not supposed to stick the microphone up ur ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698367)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Provocative offensive heaven toilet seat



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: heady set turdskin



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Tan temple



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Bateful Amethyst Mediation



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Date: August 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Comical black kitchen legend



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse

I feel like you could work this into your standup and get some laughs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5649059&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698365)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I will not be performing under the "MASE" moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698389)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse

they could still inspect your gaping butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698923)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Provocative offensive heaven toilet seat



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: lavender racy garrison cuckold

back when i lived in mfh, there was some bar on houston that made its back room available to open-mic stand-ups to workshop their material, etc.

I used to love going, because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines. Its a 180 experience to see amateurs just giving weird perspectives on things.

i wish there were a youtube channel or something for nobodies to do 3 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698378)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

There were some borderline experimental shit happening. I tried to be generous with courtesy laughs, but it did start becoming hilarious after awhile. One dude ended his set by pretending to die dramatically on stage, he fully committed, and nobody fucking laughed. Which made it hilarious to me.

CR. I would just watch open mic streams for fun if there were any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698394)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lavender racy garrison cuckold

the dying sounds 180

i remember some puerto rican dude, think he had a stage name like EL TERRIBLE or something. used to do nothing but child abduction, child molestation, child murder stuff, very deadpan.

shrews and libs would boo and scream at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698405)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

The bluest I got was I said at some point in my set that I was going to kill myself and some shrew gasped lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698436)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Godawful church building roast beef

have you heard of Kill Tony on YouTube?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698704)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

> because all the half-thought-out jokes and bits were 100x better than polished routines.

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698828)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lavender racy garrison cuckold

nature of comedy, imo, is encountering wacky and strange thoughts and perspectives. its just people talking.

im sure seeing a celeb HBO comic do his act for the 90th time on tour could be cool. He's been tested and has proven entertainment ability.

But seeing some complete weirdo give a strange "take" for 3 or 5 minutes - a succession of weirdos actually -- in a small room with a lot of audience interaction is super fun.

Its a lot like IRL posting on xo. Pro comedy is like a newspaper editorial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: charcoal vibrant athletic conference

The whole concept sounds like a masochistic ritual of self-loathing and despair for all involved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698402)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Have you ever watched the HBO show "Crashing"? It was exactly like that. There was a woman in her mid-40s still trying to "make it" telling masturbation jokes at the bar.

The open mic scene is a bunch of people that do jokes to no laughs for years in the hope that *maybe* a club promoter or network exec will see them and want to hire them for something. In my understanding, you have to love open mics and have no expectations for any of it to not kill yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698434)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: charcoal vibrant athletic conference

Haven't seen it, maybe I'll check it out.

I have a hard time understanding the whole scene. I personally fucking hate karaoke because I can't stand listening to people sing poorly. I would never intentionally subject myself to subpar performances unless it was a children's theater or something.

Why people turn out to sit in the audience and not laugh is beyond me. I understand the person on stage. They may be delusional and retarded, but if you're gonna do it, it's gonna have to be up on stage.

Comedy is a weird thing. It's having a resurgence right now, but nobody is fucking funny. And the people who are into it and attend all think they're also funny, and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698513)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

80% of the audience was other comedians waiting for their turn on stage. They're just way too in their heads to laugh at other comics. Audiences where people actually want to be there to see comedy laugh more.

It's funny. All you really need to get famous in stand up is to have a tik tok account that posts your best bits. It tricks people into thinking you're consistently funny. Rogan's friends are all awful at comedy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698526)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

comedy seems like the hardest thing to break into. you need to cultivate a following before you can get your foot in the door, but getting your foot in the door is about cultivating a following. it's a chicken and the egg thing.

it's one of those careers where the most important thing is likely networking rather than raw skill. you need to stay after shows and hobnob with other comedians so someone will take you on as their opener.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698539)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

It feels like it would almost be easier to go viral on Tik Tok and then leverage that into a stand up career than it would be to make it as a stand up on your own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698555)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

cr.

before screens people would go to comedy clubs as a night out thing without knowing who was performing. people don't do that anymore, they go to see headliners. it's a shame. i love live performances of all kinds and would love to hang out at a comedy club for some drinks. that experience really only exists in MFH, LA, and (now) Austin. and even those places people are going to see headliners way more.

all the biggest new comedians got their start with a podcast or social media. when is the last time there's been a chappelle, seinfeld, etc. that got their start from their stand-up? you gotta either be matt rife or shane gillis. cultivate a following a then do comedy, you can't cultivate a following just doing comedy clubs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698570)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i disagree with the "easier" part. most people like to listen to music passively. if you go somewhere with a big music scene there are live bands everywhere. there are tons of opportunities to get your name out there. tons of people have made it as sound cloud artists. people listen to music way, way more than they listen to stand up comedy.

stand up requires people to actually sit there and pay attention to you. it's more like breaking into being a fiction writer. not only do you have to be good, you have to convince people to read/listen to your shit. and 99% of amateur's stuff is terrible, so even finding people willing to consider a new writer or comedian is difficult. that's exactly why MASE's open mic was full of comedians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698875)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

the music industry is worth $17b a year

the comedy industry is less than a $1b and that's after an explosion in popularity

https://www.axios.com/2024/05/10/comedy-industry-boom-growth-revenue-netflix

how many concerts occur in a city a year? how many comedy shows? how many music venues does an average city have? how many comedy venues? how often does a stadium host a comedian? how often do they host a musicians?

this is just objectively wrong. you just have it in your head that "music is dead" because your favorite music is unpopular these days.

sabrina carpenter and shane gillis are probably the two biggest recent break out artists in music and comedy. who do you think sells more tickets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698912)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

ok, then you choose a break out comedian who matches sabrina carpenter. or dup lipa, or chappell roan, or doja cat, or bad bunny.

that's exactly my point dude. they don't exist. even biggest comedians aren't nipping the heels of musicians.

way, way, way more music is consumed than comedy. and there's an appetite for more artists too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698929)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

damn i guess all those sold out stadiums are deepfakes and everyone who said they went to their shows are paid crisis actors or something huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698960)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

so are we talking about the way the world is or what you'd like it to be? i thought we were talking about reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699022)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Underhanded point



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

we were discussing what the reality of today *is*. not what i'd like it to be, or not whether it's worthwhile to changing it.

people consume a shit ton of music. the fact you don't like popular music or why it's popular doesn't change the fact that it is popular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699074)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i love that weird looking bitch that takes her top off in episode 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698532)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I really like "The Wrong Missy"

Happy Madison gets a bad rap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698538)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Flatulent shimmering death wish tanning salon

180 show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698776)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Mustard Know-it-all National Security Agency

Mocking Assholes So Exquisitely (MASE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698446)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698467)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I don't know when I'll go back. I felt satisfied after I did it like "checked that experience off the list". But I don't know. I would like to make these killjoys laugh somehow. Almost like if I'm capable of making the worst audience in the world consistently laugh, I'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698473)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i've considered it but after 20 years of comedy podcasts/radio and hearing so many open mic stories i could only see myself doing it as a box check thing.

from what i've heard most open mic shows are filled with aspiring comedians who won't laugh/pay attention and guests of open micers who are only there for them. if people like shane gillis struggle to get a laugh at an open mic after years it seems very unlikely an amateur would, even if you had the potential to be the greatest comedian ever.

although sometimes i do think about greg giraldo giving up THE LAW to be a comedian before drugging himself to death. that sounds 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698517)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

God I wish I had a Jewish network executive uncle right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698535)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i'm hoping to break into the industry by getting a spot on the much anticipated karlcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698548)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698552)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: stirring shrine milk

You into Kill Tony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698470)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I have tickets to an upcoming Kill Tony show.

I also have tickets to:

Rob Schneider

Louis CK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698477)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:22 AM
Author: stirring shrine milk

Isn’t he an illegal Mexican jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698484)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

You're thinking of Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698490)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698757)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

There are two kinds of comics IMO

1.) The naturally funny kind you're talking about that doesn't have to work that hard on their material. They just "have" "it".

2.) The striver workaholic type that isn't very funny, but just slaves over making the tightest set they can possibly make. I think Louie is one of those people, he is just not funny in interviews or outside of his standup. But he's one of the GOATUS POTUS anyway.

The best comics are a marriage of the two, but these open mic guys don't have either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698784)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698811)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Clearly he does. He's amazing at what he does. I'm just saying I've seen Shane Gillis and Lucas cut up with people on podcasts before. Not all comics do that.

I do have take back my CK comment though, because I just remembered his legendary O&A bits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRDXeinEUJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698820)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698852)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

one time i spoke to louis ck for like an hour on a call in show he had on the O&A network. recently an old friend contacted me out of the blue because he was listening to old episodes and heard me and sent me the youtube link. i've been too chickenshit to listen to it because i was a cringe 19 year old and don't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698857)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Can't wait to see his new show this year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698872)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i've seen him like 5x. he might be the GOAT. especially since chappelle is more about preaching than making jokes these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698879)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

link to his funniest bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698915)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4etdXW--30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698918)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698934)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

louie started in comedy in the mid 80s and didn't break out until 2005. twenty years. he's a perfect example for what i'm talking about.

ever watch the semi-autobiographical show louie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bFhYvADjl4

i've listened to louie talk about the comedy industry countless times and everything i'm saying is drawing upon that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698956)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

it's not very funny. not because i'm a pearl clutching lib, but because i don't have a complex about race. i didn't know he's jewish, though. that explains quite a lot actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698935)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

this isn't true at all. most comedians languish in obscurity for years before the make a break. comedians getting a lucky break early are the exception, not the rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeZz1JW3RPc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698846)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Fuck. Thank God I have an email job to support me while I try to maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698871)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698882)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I think I need to get a divorce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698890)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698898)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698902)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

time to outself and poast a clip of your comedy. great networking on here and you will simultaneously burn your boats and force yourself to make a go of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698916)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I think I'm just going to copy Tim Dillon and hope no one notices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699013)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699044)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698880)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

"Conversely if you have it you rise straight to the top. Not saying it's going to be an easy path or anything. It might take a lot of suffering and networking and putting yourself out there constantly hoping for a break."

this just isn't true. some of the best comedians languished for decades. i've heard so many comedians talk about how the funniest comedians they knew never caught a break.

i see that you're saying it "isn't easy" and "requires networking", but that's incompatible with "if you have it you rise straight to the top." and also incompatible with everything i've heard from actual comedians. i haven't heard a single professional comedian say what you're saying. i have no direct experience obviously, i'm just relaying what literally every comedian that has talked about breaking into stand-up has said about it.

99% of comedy podcasts is comedians shooting the shit which includes of a lot of talk about the comedy business. find me a clip of a comedian who supports your POV. what are you basing your opinions on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698899)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

he's essentially saying necessary but not sufficient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698920)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

"if you have it you rise straight to the top" = sufficient without qualification.

also, even if that is the argument, it's simply not true. i've heard countless comedians talk about talented people that never made it. i haven't heard a single one say "well if you're talented success is inevitable with hard work." it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698942)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

I go to this kickass free comedy night every week, where the first hour and a half are established local (sometimes out of town) "professionals" doing 10-15 minute sets to basically try out material. Same people I see at the paid professional local comedy nights.

Then they have a 2 minute each "lightning" round open mic, where literally anyone can get up there. Often its the quasi pros getting up there to try material and then amateurs doing their first try

Its really awesome. Hit or miss but when it hits it is really good.

Its often not funny among the amateurs but no one really cares.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698859)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Can you get me a spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698877)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699193)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: brass cumskin stead

i wish my local comedy club did shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698914)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

its actually at an irish pub type of place that does this once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699196)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: angry garnet friendly grandma philosopher-king

Laughing skull?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698946)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

no but close. I go to laughing skull a decent amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699197)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: heady set turdskin

You should try poasting funny stuff here on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698922)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

i was kind of surprised to see this thread. we have some really funny people here who poast some hilarious shit, but i don't think i've seen any from MASE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698966)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48698991)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Not all of us are meant to perform hack comedy at third tier clubs in Southie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699006)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699053)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

cr but i don't know how much of MPA's humor is translatable to the stage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699007)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699019)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I’ve surpassed most people here, so I have to move things IRL. I wish you the best though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699001)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film

surpassed most people here in what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699017)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 4:05 AM
Author: Tan temple

Anal sex having

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701114)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Provocative offensive heaven toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701276)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: lascivious ocher stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701280)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699020)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Fighting digit ratio

funnier than literally anything mase has ever posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699239)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

You're being very unkind to me, but at the end of the day, I put myself out there and did something none of you anklebiters have ever done. I will not let you extinguish my flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699256)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Fighting digit ratio

where are the jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699269)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

Where are yours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699272)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Fighting digit ratio

No U from a comedian.

youre going to make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699317)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

I'm funny IRL. Got a lot of laughs last night. U OTHO aren't even a heckler. You're an internet heckler. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699322)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Provocative offensive heaven toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701278)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

Ive long said you could probably have a pretty successful standup career if you had decent delivery and just copied funny shit from xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699249)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699313)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: bistre razzle-dazzle feces crackhouse

"I bet this bitch in the front row makes karate hands at work and calls herself an HR ninja"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699318)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: Underhanded point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699358)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: fragrant cruise ship idea he suggested

that would actually work IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48699559)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: ultramarine chest-beating becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48700522)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Provocative offensive heaven toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701273)



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Date: February 27th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling low-t center

What were your jokes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48700016)



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Date: February 28th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: Wonderful den wagecucks

180. that takes guts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#48701292)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5686393&forum_id=2#49592007)