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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Big gaping
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
pearly vivacious menage degenerate
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Onyx flickering university
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
frisky electric principal's office cuckoldry
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
coiffed background story
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Indecent wrinkle resort
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Deep house
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Charcoal crusty plaza
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Aqua international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Boyish Faggotry
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Federal contagious personal credit line
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
pungent gas station yarmulke
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
stimulating flatulent police squad keepsake machete
  06/30/25
cr
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Aqua international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Narrow-minded Rigor Space
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Federal contagious personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
stimulating flatulent police squad keepsake machete
  06/30/25
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Henna cerebral voyeur
  07/01/25
*bussy
Lemon slap-happy boistinker
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Indecent wrinkle resort
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
yapping translucent athletic conference digit ratio
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dead canary hell
  06/30/25
fuck
Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
yapping translucent athletic conference digit ratio
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Big gaping
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Narrow-minded Rigor Space
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
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outnumbered property pocket flask
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Brindle Dopamine
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
razzmatazz cruise ship
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Odious immigrant
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Motley Associate
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
galvanic step-uncle's house brethren
  06/30/25
tcr
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
just jump
cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
...
charismatic zippy office
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Gold titillating stage
  06/30/25
wow
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
very tactful bisexual main people psychic
  06/30/25
JFC man
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Charcoal crusty plaza
  06/30/25
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cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard
  06/30/25
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Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
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Federal contagious personal credit line
  06/30/25
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Adventurous point
  06/30/25
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Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor
  06/30/25
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Motley Associate
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
galvanic step-uncle's house brethren
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Brindle Dopamine
  06/30/25
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hairraiser institution
  07/01/25
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Henna cerebral voyeur
  07/01/25
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adulterous dog poop
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Nighttime Meetinghouse Filthpig
  07/01/25
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Nofapping Rehab Cumskin
  07/01/25
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Onyx flickering university
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
coiffed background story
  06/30/25
bro
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
...
galvanic step-uncle's house brethren
  06/30/25
lol
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
...
know-it-all lay roommate
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
mentally impaired bateful boiling water hall
  06/30/25
jfc
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Aqua international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Adventurous point
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
mentally impaired bateful boiling water hall
  07/01/25
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razzmatazz cruise ship
  07/01/25
...
Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Nofapping Rehab Cumskin
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
spectacular at-the-ready coffee pot
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Narrow-minded Rigor Space
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Emerald mother range
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit
  06/30/25
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Emerald mother range
  07/01/25
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heady brunch
  07/01/25
lol
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
...
cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
brilliant violent chad
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Aromatic maize son of senegal dilemma
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
thriller flirting sanctuary
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Metal sweet tailpipe theater stage
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Irradiated Bearded Senate Mexican
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
heady brunch
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Lime crawly lodge
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Emerald mother range
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/01/25
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Emerald mother range
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Henna cerebral voyeur
  07/01/25
😟
Hyperactive idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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crimson beta liquid oxygen kitchen
  07/01/25
holy shit
Emerald mother range
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
heady brunch
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Orange Useless Brakes Crackhouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Nofapping Rehab Cumskin
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Indecent wrinkle resort
  07/01/25
...
Emerald mother range
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Nofapping Rehab Cumskin
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Nofapping Rehab Cumskin
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Gold titillating stage
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Indecent wrinkle resort
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Emerald mother range
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
cocky plum den potus
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Henna cerebral voyeur
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
learning disabled crotch school
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Emerald mother range
  07/06/25
...
Gold titillating stage
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Pearl dashing station
  07/06/25
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Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor
  07/06/25
lol
Curious antidepressant drug field
  07/07/25
wow
Emerald mother range
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Emerald mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Big gaping

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: pearly vivacious menage degenerate

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Onyx flickering university

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: frisky electric principal's office cuckoldry

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: coiffed background story

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Indecent wrinkle resort

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Deep house

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Charcoal crusty plaza

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aqua international law enforcement agency

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Boyish Faggotry

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Federal contagious personal credit line

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: pungent gas station yarmulke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: stimulating flatulent police squad keepsake machete

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Aqua international law enforcement agency

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Rigor Space

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Federal contagious personal credit line

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating flatulent police squad keepsake machete

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Henna cerebral voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Lemon slap-happy boistinker

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Indecent wrinkle resort

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: yapping translucent athletic conference digit ratio

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dead canary hell

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: yapping translucent athletic conference digit ratio

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Big gaping

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Rigor Space

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: outnumbered property pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Brindle Dopamine

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: sable multi-colored indian lodge gunner

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Odious immigrant

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Motley Associate

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house brethren

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: charismatic zippy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Gold titillating stage

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: very tactful bisexual main people psychic

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Charcoal crusty plaza

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Federal contagious personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Adventurous point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Motley Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house brethren

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Brindle Dopamine

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: hairraiser institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Henna cerebral voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: adulterous dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Nighttime Meetinghouse Filthpig

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Nofapping Rehab Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Onyx flickering university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: coiffed background story

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: galvanic step-uncle's house brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: know-it-all lay roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired bateful boiling water hall

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Aqua international law enforcement agency

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Adventurous point

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: mentally impaired bateful boiling water hall

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Nofapping Rehab Cumskin

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: spectacular at-the-ready coffee pot

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Rigor Space

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Infuriating Fantasy-prone Pit

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Emerald mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: heady brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: cobalt laughsome parlor gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: brilliant violent chad

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Aromatic maize son of senegal dilemma

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: thriller flirting sanctuary

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Metal sweet tailpipe theater stage

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Senate Mexican

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady brunch

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Lime crawly lodge

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Emerald mother range

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Emerald mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Henna cerebral voyeur

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Hyperactive idea he suggested mad-dog skullcap

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: crimson beta liquid oxygen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: heady brunch

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Orange Useless Brakes Crackhouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Nofapping Rehab Cumskin

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Indecent wrinkle resort

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Emerald mother range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Nofapping Rehab Cumskin

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Nofapping Rehab Cumskin

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Gold titillating stage

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Indecent wrinkle resort

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: cocky plum den potus

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Henna cerebral voyeur

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: learning disabled crotch school

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Gold titillating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Pearl dashing station

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Talking Buck-toothed Nursing Home Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Curious antidepressant drug field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Emerald mother range

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)