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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Milky Learning Disabled Bawdyhouse Boiling Water

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: magenta center rigor

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Red Abode

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: fighting slap-happy orchestra pit mother

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good stimulating whorehouse internal respiration



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: fighting slap-happy orchestra pit mother



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: diverse effete pit cumskin

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: diverse effete pit cumskin

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed tantric state telephone



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Massive associate home



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: queensbridge benzo

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: wonderful bipolar gaming laptop native

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: curious death wish plaza

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar gaming laptop native

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pearly roommate

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: metal pink heaven

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pearly roommate



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pearly roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: indecent bateful property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Multi-colored boistinker

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored boistinker

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Multi-colored boistinker

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Big point police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: diverse effete pit cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Labia Menorah

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Labia Menorah

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: know-it-all corner yarmulke

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49911902)



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Date: June 8th, 2026 8:24 PM
Author: vivacious lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2#49924038)