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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Zombie-like stage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
mustard gaming laptop
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
charcoal motley karate legal warrant
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Aphrodisiac Lemon Becky Tattoo
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Violent irradiated indian lodge son of senegal
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
rambunctious university dingle berry
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
snowy swashbuckling cuckold
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
spruce really tough guy
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
nudist field
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
exciting institution
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
walnut puppy
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Nighttime space
  06/30/25
cr
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
spruce really tough guy
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
exciting institution
  06/30/25
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twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Nighttime space
  06/30/25
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geriatric piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
*bussy
bright hairy legs menage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
drab public bath cumskin
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Cruel-hearted titillating generalized bond kitchen
  06/30/25
fuck
Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
drab public bath cumskin
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Zombie-like stage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
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Pearl Razzmatazz Library
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Translucent supple native telephone
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
green internet-worthy deer antler
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Cerise awkward orchestra pit
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
green internet-worthy deer antler
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
green internet-worthy deer antler
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Flesh dashing center
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Autistic electric sandwich electric furnace
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Multi-colored flushed site
  06/30/25
tcr
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
just jump
Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
...
canary giraffe
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Salmon duck-like market faggotry
  06/30/25
wow
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
buck-toothed set dragon
  06/30/25
JFC man
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
snowy swashbuckling cuckold
  06/30/25
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Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
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Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
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exciting institution
  06/30/25
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slate stirring national security agency
  06/30/25
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Sooty locus lettuce
  06/30/25
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Autistic electric sandwich electric furnace
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Multi-colored flushed site
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Translucent supple native telephone
  06/30/25
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amethyst marvelous water buffalo point
  07/01/25
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geriatric piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
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Submissive Ladyboy Whorehouse
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
boyish free-loading hell
  07/01/25
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Offensive Voyeur Brunch
  07/01/25
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charcoal motley karate legal warrant
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Violent irradiated indian lodge son of senegal
  06/30/25
bro
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
...
Multi-colored flushed site
  06/30/25
lol
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
...
heady tantric indirect expression
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
wonderful blood rage
  06/30/25
jfc
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
spruce really tough guy
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
slate stirring national security agency
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sooty locus lettuce
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
wonderful blood rage
  07/01/25
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Cerise awkward orchestra pit
  07/01/25
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Sooty locus lettuce
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Offensive Voyeur Brunch
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
fluffy judgmental corner pervert
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie
  06/30/25
...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/01/25
...
Big gay wizard
  07/01/25
lol
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
...
Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
transparent french pozpig black woman
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Primrose house-broken lay turdskin
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Smoky toaster trailer park
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
maize sound barrier death wish
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
excitant sable rehab
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Big gay wizard
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Laughsome lavender church building
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
twinkling floppy theater
  07/01/25
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Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
geriatric piazza trump supporter
  07/01/25
😟
Pearly Ceo Lodge
  07/01/25
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180 Ultramarine Hominid
  07/01/25
holy shit
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Big gay wizard
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Cyan Comical Coldplay Fan
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Offensive Voyeur Brunch
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive
  07/01/25
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Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Offensive Voyeur Brunch
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Offensive Voyeur Brunch
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Salmon duck-like market faggotry
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
brilliant flatulent shrine elastic band
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
geriatric piazza trump supporter
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Chestnut twisted idea he suggested chapel
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/06/25
...
Salmon duck-like market faggotry
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bull headed organic girlfriend
  07/06/25
...
Sooty locus lettuce
  07/06/25
lol
twinkling floppy theater
  07/07/25
wow
Greedy degenerate dysfunction
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like stage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: mustard gaming laptop

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: charcoal motley karate legal warrant

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lemon Becky Tattoo

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Violent irradiated indian lodge son of senegal

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: rambunctious university dingle berry

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling cuckold

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: spruce really tough guy

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: nudist field

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: exciting institution

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: walnut puppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Nighttime space

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: spruce really tough guy

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: exciting institution

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nighttime space

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: geriatric piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: bright hairy legs menage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: drab public bath cumskin

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted titillating generalized bond kitchen

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: drab public bath cumskin

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Zombie-like stage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Pearl Razzmatazz Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Translucent supple native telephone

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: green internet-worthy deer antler

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cerise awkward orchestra pit

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: green internet-worthy deer antler

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: green internet-worthy deer antler

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Flesh dashing center

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Autistic electric sandwich electric furnace

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Multi-colored flushed site

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: canary giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Salmon duck-like market faggotry

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: buck-toothed set dragon

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: snowy swashbuckling cuckold

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: exciting institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: slate stirring national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sooty locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Autistic electric sandwich electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored flushed site

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Translucent supple native telephone

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: amethyst marvelous water buffalo point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: geriatric piazza trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Submissive Ladyboy Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: boyish free-loading hell

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: charcoal motley karate legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Violent irradiated indian lodge son of senegal

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored flushed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: heady tantric indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: wonderful blood rage

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: spruce really tough guy

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: slate stirring national security agency

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sooty locus lettuce

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: wonderful blood rage

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Cerise awkward orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sooty locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Brunch

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: fluffy judgmental corner pervert

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Poppy Party Of The First Part Macaca

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Up-to-no-good Selfie

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Big gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Crystalline Soul-stirring Friendly Grandma Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: transparent french pozpig black woman

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Primrose house-broken lay turdskin

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Smoky toaster trailer park

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: maize sound barrier death wish

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: excitant sable rehab

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big gay wizard

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Laughsome lavender church building

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: geriatric piazza trump supporter

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Pearly Ceo Lodge

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: 180 Ultramarine Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Big gay wizard

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Cyan Comical Coldplay Fan

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Brunch

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Brunch

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Offensive Voyeur Brunch

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Salmon duck-like market faggotry

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Self-centered Sweet Tailpipe Depressive

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: brilliant flatulent shrine elastic band

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: geriatric piazza trump supporter

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Chestnut twisted idea he suggested chapel

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Salmon duck-like market faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bull headed organic girlfriend

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sooty locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: twinkling floppy theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Greedy degenerate dysfunction

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)