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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
cocky jewess parlor
  07/07/25
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cocky jewess parlor
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
Magenta rehab mexican
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
Magenta rehab mexican
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
Magenta rehab mexican
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
Magenta rehab mexican
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
Magenta rehab mexican
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
Mewling internal respiration plaza
  07/08/25
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bat-shit-crazy frum travel guidebook hall
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
jade selfie home
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
offensive fishy set goyim
  07/08/25
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Exhilarant cordovan area
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
Motley lime giraffe
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
offensive fishy set goyim
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
Motley lime giraffe
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Razzle-dazzle startling indian lodge
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
offensive fishy set goyim
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
vibrant sable bbw
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: cocky jewess parlor

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cocky jewess parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Magenta rehab mexican

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Magenta rehab mexican

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Magenta rehab mexican

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Magenta rehab mexican

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Magenta rehab mexican

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Mewling internal respiration plaza

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy frum travel guidebook hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: jade selfie home

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: offensive fishy set goyim

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant cordovan area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Motley lime giraffe

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: offensive fishy set goyim

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Motley lime giraffe

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle startling indian lodge

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: offensive fishy set goyim

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: vibrant sable bbw

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2#49082600)