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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
gaped chrome stage
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
saffron talking shitlib stag film
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Concupiscible ratface
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
light forum volcanic crater
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
cracking twinkling stock car place of business
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Domesticated cumskin
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
razzle crackhouse ceo
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
carnelian fragrant center
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Razzle-dazzle reading party
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
passionate effete toaster indian lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
soul-stirring shaky liquid oxygen pozpig
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Copper exhilarant round eye home
  06/30/25
cr
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
passionate effete toaster indian lodge
  06/30/25
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cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Copper exhilarant round eye home
  06/30/25
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Pearl Depressive
  07/01/25
*bussy
Bronze Selfie Jap
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Domesticated cumskin
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Splenetic Apoplectic Friendly Grandma Range
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Aromatic fighting dopamine death wish
  06/30/25
fuck
Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Splenetic Apoplectic Friendly Grandma Range
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
gaped chrome stage
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
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haunting embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan foreskin
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Exciting Frum Giraffe Mother
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Clear University
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
hairraiser zippy stage travel guidebook
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
brilliant milk nibblets
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
citrine dragon set
  06/30/25
tcr
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
just jump
Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
...
black mediation
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
violent jewess affirmative action
  06/30/25
wow
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
infuriating rose point
  06/30/25
JFC man
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
carnelian fragrant center
  06/30/25
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Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo
  06/30/25
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Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
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passionate effete toaster indian lodge
  06/30/25
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crusty aqua property
  06/30/25
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ultramarine principal's office
  06/30/25
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brilliant milk nibblets
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
citrine dragon set
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Exciting Frum Giraffe Mother
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Pearl Depressive
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Razzmatazz azn fat ankles
  07/01/25
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Concupiscible ratface
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
cracking twinkling stock car place of business
  06/30/25
bro
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
...
citrine dragon set
  06/30/25
lol
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
...
hideous motley boistinker regret
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Laughsome umber church building
  06/30/25
jfc
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
crusty aqua property
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
ultramarine principal's office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Laughsome umber church building
  07/01/25
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Clear University
  07/01/25
...
ultramarine principal's office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Razzmatazz azn fat ankles
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Nubile fortuitous meteor juggernaut
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Trip snowy stain
  06/30/25
...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/01/25
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honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story
  07/01/25
lol
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
...
Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
vigorous hominid
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Green Big Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Shimmering market weed whacker
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Comical cerise tattoo new version
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Histrionic insane preventive strike main people
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
sick crimson organic girlfriend school
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/01/25
...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Pearl Depressive
  07/01/25
😟
arrogant marvelous rigpig private investor
  07/01/25
...
talented pungent garrison pervert
  07/01/25
holy shit
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Grizzly parlour
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Razzmatazz azn fat ankles
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Domesticated cumskin
  07/01/25
...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Razzmatazz azn fat ankles
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Razzmatazz azn fat ankles
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
violent jewess affirmative action
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Domesticated cumskin
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Bossy Geriatric Hell
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Pearl Depressive
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Idiotic flickering yarmulke location
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/06/25
...
violent jewess affirmative action
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Magenta Patrolman French Chef
  07/06/25
...
ultramarine principal's office
  07/06/25
lol
cerebral hyperactive roast beef
  07/07/25
wow
Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: gaped chrome stage

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: saffron talking shitlib stag film

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Concupiscible ratface

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: light forum volcanic crater

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: cracking twinkling stock car place of business

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Domesticated cumskin

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: razzle crackhouse ceo

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant center

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle reading party

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: passionate effete toaster indian lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring shaky liquid oxygen pozpig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Copper exhilarant round eye home

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: passionate effete toaster indian lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Copper exhilarant round eye home

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pearl Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Bronze Selfie Jap

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Domesticated cumskin

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Splenetic Apoplectic Friendly Grandma Range

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aromatic fighting dopamine death wish

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Splenetic Apoplectic Friendly Grandma Range

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: gaped chrome stage

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: haunting embarrassed to the bone coldplay fan foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Exciting Frum Giraffe Mother

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Clear University

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Dull Bateful Genital Piercing Masturbator

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: hairraiser zippy stage travel guidebook

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: brilliant milk nibblets

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: citrine dragon set

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: black mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: violent jewess affirmative action

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: infuriating rose point

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant center

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: passionate effete toaster indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: crusty aqua property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: ultramarine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: brilliant milk nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: citrine dragon set

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Exciting Frum Giraffe Mother

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: mahogany piazza immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Pearl Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: low-t floppy den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mischievous corn cake chapel

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz azn fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Concupiscible ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cracking twinkling stock car place of business

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: citrine dragon set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hideous motley boistinker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Laughsome umber church building

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: alcoholic godawful meetinghouse telephone

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: crusty aqua property

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: ultramarine principal's office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Laughsome umber church building

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Clear University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: ultramarine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz azn fat ankles

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Nubile fortuitous meteor juggernaut

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: thriller chest-beating wagecucks gas station

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Trip snowy stain

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Purple bat shit crazy step-uncle's house water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: vigorous hominid

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Green Big Twinkling Uncleanness

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Shimmering market weed whacker

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Comical cerise tattoo new version

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Histrionic insane preventive strike main people

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: sick crimson organic girlfriend school

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Pearl Depressive

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: arrogant marvelous rigpig private investor

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: talented pungent garrison pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: honey-headed medicated school cafeteria background story

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Grizzly parlour

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz azn fat ankles

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Domesticated cumskin

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz azn fat ankles

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz azn fat ankles

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: violent jewess affirmative action

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Domesticated cumskin

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bossy Geriatric Hell

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Pearl Depressive

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Idiotic flickering yarmulke location

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: violent jewess affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Magenta Patrolman French Chef

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: ultramarine principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Boyish mustard rehab really tough guy

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)