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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Rose cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM Author: Histrionic indecent stead I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM Author: misunderstood mexican chapel Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Scarlet Flatulent Lodge I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Clear Cuck Deer Antler Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Sapphire heady lay hunting ground how much life insurance do they have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM Author: Dun house trump supporter Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: topaz twinkling uncleanness You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Crystalline Range the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM Author: Rose cumskin just jump is ALWAYS tcr
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM Author: Exhilarant principal's office now that's what i call a hypo.
rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: Awkward Jew Gay Wizard This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM Author: dull background story lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Rose cumskin “ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: tripping set 180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686) |
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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM Author: concupiscible mauve fortuitous meteor sneaky criminal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM Author: pink swashbuckling bbw queen of the night If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Exhilarant principal's office what about your other kids? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: Cobalt Beta Dog Poop Affirmative Action ? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: tripping set (guy who doesn't have crotch fruit) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM Author: Abusive Hairy Legs Party Of The First Part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: dull background story dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: pink swashbuckling bbw queen of the night His wife will probably have sex with him too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Histrionic indecent stead this is a sick post even for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: dull background story i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM Author: aphrodisiac heaven liquid oxygen id probably grab a flotation device first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: canary rough-skinned national (Smart Dad) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: Rose cumskin more like (dad of a dead kid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac heaven liquid oxygen my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM Author: Abusive Hairy Legs Party Of The First Part Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Flickering Messiness Brunch Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Rose cumskin this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: french reading party Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Crystalline Range Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM Author: bearded goal in life https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067
The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.
Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Hilarious peach orchestra pit He should have jumped (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: Greedy brethren how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.
you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.
the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: Cobalt Beta Dog Poop Affirmative Action lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in. |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Rose cumskin cr
this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM Author: dull background story it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM Author: Rose cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM Author: Hyperventilating beady-eyed state milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM Author: Abusive Hairy Legs Party Of The First Part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM Author: Wonderful philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: Floppy office therapy never gone over 25 feet because of the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM Author: Self-absorbed police squad If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM Author: Bright box office old irish cottage Where did you come up with "head first"?
Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.
https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM Author: Fighting contagious yarmulke Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Black haunted graveyard https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Hyperventilating beady-eyed state milk it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM Author: sadistic navy striped hyena associate Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM Author: Rose cumskin is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?
also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM Author: Abusive Hairy Legs Party Of The First Part Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.
I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world. |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM Author: Rose cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM Author: passionate ceo friendly grandma Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: White Violent Kitty Sandwich 😟 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: mildly autistic boistinker double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Rose cumskin holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Hyperventilating beady-eyed state milk yes absolutely (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM Author: gold field clown Anyone who says no isn’t a parent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM Author: Hilarious peach orchestra pit Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Dun house trump supporter You jump in no matter what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM Author: Rose cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM Author: Hilarious peach orchestra pit Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.
Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump. |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM Author: Hilarious peach orchestra pit Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM Author: Vigorous juggernaut center Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: Dun house trump supporter That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: Rose cumskin I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284) |
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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: burgundy electric base foreskin its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM Author: passionate ceo friendly grandma yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM Author: hairraiser bipolar hell kid yes, wife no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM Author: Rose cumskin that was unnecessary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Vigorous juggernaut center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM Author: ebony 180 garrison becky If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: Elite masturbator theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM Author: Abusive Hairy Legs Party Of The First Part lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: Rose cumskin wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889) |