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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
iridescent home hissy fit
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Lascivious kink-friendly casino
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Hyperactive provocative french chef lettuce
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
umber thriller den black woman
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Adventurous swollen tattoo
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
pink mental disorder turdskin
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
shaky razzle-dazzle native circlehead
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Razzmatazz slippery boiling water
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Narrow-minded marvelous sound barrier dilemma
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
crystalline lodge
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Beady-eyed ratface
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
arousing poppy digit ratio range
  06/30/25
cr
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Razzmatazz slippery boiling water
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
crystalline lodge
  06/30/25
...
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
arousing poppy digit ratio range
  06/30/25
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big church building
  07/01/25
*bussy
insanely creepy cuckoldry
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Plum Chapel Clown
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Aphrodisiac Cuck Masturbator
  06/30/25
fuck
Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Plum Chapel Clown
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
iridescent home hissy fit
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Impressive parlour
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Bespoke very tactful stage
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
zombie-like amber round eye stock car
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
ultramarine sweet tailpipe
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
zombie-like amber round eye stock car
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
zombie-like amber round eye stock car
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Stirring White Toilet Seat Mad Cow Disease
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
vibrant overrated nibblets
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm
  06/30/25
tcr
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
just jump
Orchid deranged electric furnace
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
...
Big-titted painfully honest toaster
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
maniacal hominid
  06/30/25
wow
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Exhilarant Talking Preventive Strike
  06/30/25
JFC man
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
shaky razzle-dazzle native circlehead
  06/30/25
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Orchid deranged electric furnace
  06/30/25
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Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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crystalline lodge
  06/30/25
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Erotic chest-beating lay corn cake
  06/30/25
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Blathering useless brakes
  06/30/25
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vibrant overrated nibblets
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Bespoke very tactful stage
  06/30/25
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Trip genital piercing
  07/01/25
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big church building
  07/01/25
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blue seedy abode
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
sapphire messiness reading party
  07/01/25
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claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian
  07/01/25
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Hyperactive provocative french chef lettuce
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Adventurous swollen tattoo
  06/30/25
bro
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
...
Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm
  06/30/25
lol
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
vivacious brindle knife famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
180 Space Weed Whacker
  06/30/25
jfc
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Razzmatazz slippery boiling water
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Erotic chest-beating lay corn cake
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Blathering useless brakes
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
180 Space Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
...
ultramarine sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
Blathering useless brakes
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Carmine electric nursing home halford
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
sienna bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Domesticated Pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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sienna bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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light laughsome boistinker
  07/01/25
lol
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
Orchid deranged electric furnace
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
know-it-all son of senegal school cafeteria
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Vermilion odious laser beams
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
cerise school mother
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Talented new version
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
duck-like emerald twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
light laughsome boistinker
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
pale sexy alpha
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
curious indian lodge
  07/01/25
...
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
big church building
  07/01/25
😟
bossy drunken spot
  07/01/25
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bronze charismatic state affirmative action
  07/01/25
holy shit
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
light laughsome boistinker
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Fluffy Voyeur Windowlicker
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
...
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
maniacal hominid
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
honey-headed startled degenerate
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
big church building
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
stimulating grizzly hall
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
...
maniacal hominid
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Boyish corner multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
...
Blathering useless brakes
  07/06/25
lol
curious indian lodge
  07/07/25
wow
sienna bawdyhouse
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: iridescent home hissy fit

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Lascivious kink-friendly casino

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Hyperactive provocative french chef lettuce

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: umber thriller den black woman

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Adventurous swollen tattoo

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: pink mental disorder turdskin

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: shaky razzle-dazzle native circlehead

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz slippery boiling water

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Narrow-minded marvelous sound barrier dilemma

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: crystalline lodge

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed ratface

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: arousing poppy digit ratio range

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz slippery boiling water

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: crystalline lodge

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: curious indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: arousing poppy digit ratio range

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: big church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy cuckoldry

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Plum Chapel Clown

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Cuck Masturbator

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Plum Chapel Clown

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: iridescent home hissy fit

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Impressive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Bespoke very tactful stage

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: zombie-like amber round eye stock car

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ultramarine sweet tailpipe

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: zombie-like amber round eye stock car

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: zombie-like amber round eye stock car

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring White Toilet Seat Mad Cow Disease

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: vibrant overrated nibblets

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Orchid deranged electric furnace

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Big-titted painfully honest toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: maniacal hominid

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Talking Preventive Strike

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: shaky razzle-dazzle native circlehead

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Orchid deranged electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: crystalline lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Erotic chest-beating lay corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Blathering useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: vibrant overrated nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Bespoke very tactful stage

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Trip genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: big church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: blue seedy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: sapphire messiness reading party

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Hyperactive provocative french chef lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Adventurous swollen tattoo

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Impertinent Vigorous Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: vivacious brindle knife famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: 180 Space Weed Whacker

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Razzmatazz slippery boiling water

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Erotic chest-beating lay corn cake

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Blathering useless brakes

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: 180 Space Weed Whacker

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: ultramarine sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Blathering useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Carmine electric nursing home halford

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Slap-happy Point Keepsake Machete

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Domesticated Pisswyrm

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: light laughsome boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Orchid deranged electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: know-it-all son of senegal school cafeteria

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Vermilion odious laser beams

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: cerise school mother

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Talented new version

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: duck-like emerald twinkling uncleanness

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: light laughsome boistinker

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: pale sexy alpha

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: big church building

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bossy drunken spot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: bronze charismatic state affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: light laughsome boistinker

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Fluffy Voyeur Windowlicker

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: claret fiercely-loyal hunting ground persian

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: maniacal hominid

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Heady Gay Wizard Ticket Booth

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: honey-headed startled degenerate

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: big church building

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: stimulating grizzly hall

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: maniacal hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Boyish corner multi-billionaire

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Blathering useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: curious indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sienna bawdyhouse

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)