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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Lilac Curious Main People School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Swashbuckling site
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
hairraiser national security agency selfie
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Violent Spruce Tattoo Public Bath
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Flirting sable temple feces
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
wine heaven party of the first part
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Ruddy University Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Olive Gas Station
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
infuriating vivacious menage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Vengeful Casino Clown
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
mint office puppy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
harsh fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Histrionic Sinister Meetinghouse Idiot
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Vibrant gold hell
  06/30/25
cr
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
infuriating vivacious menage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
harsh fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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transparent spot
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
mint office puppy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Vibrant gold hell
  06/30/25
...
diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
*bussy
Tan Generalized Bond Trump Supporter
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
wine heaven party of the first part
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
unhinged school
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
seedy locus personal credit line
  06/30/25
fuck
mint office puppy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
unhinged school
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Lilac Curious Main People School Cafeteria
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
mint office puppy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
...
Jet stead boltzmann
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
floppy impertinent police squad
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Impressive ticket booth
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bronze Effete Pit
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Impressive ticket booth
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
transparent spot
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Impressive ticket booth
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Shivering Magenta Theatre
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Swollen heady institution masturbator
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
tcr
transparent spot
  07/01/25
just jump
Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
...
Contagious Light Lay Wagecucks
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
indecent parlor
  06/30/25
wow
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Pearl Son Of Senegal Brunch
  06/30/25
JFC man
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Olive Gas Station
  06/30/25
...
Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood
  06/30/25
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mint office puppy
  06/30/25
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harsh fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
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at-the-ready therapy
  06/30/25
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vermilion knife
  06/30/25
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Swollen heady institution masturbator
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
floppy impertinent police squad
  06/30/25
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Emerald racy dog poop gay wizard
  07/01/25
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diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
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comical judgmental windowlicker
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
rough-skinned giraffe
  07/01/25
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Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse
  07/01/25
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hairraiser national security agency selfie
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Flirting sable temple feces
  06/30/25
bro
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
...
Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat
  06/30/25
lol
transparent spot
  07/01/25
...
Unholy clear nursing home trust fund
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Doobsian international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
jfc
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
infuriating vivacious menage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
at-the-ready therapy
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
vermilion knife
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
transparent spot
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Doobsian international law enforcement agency
  07/01/25
...
Bronze Effete Pit
  07/01/25
...
vermilion knife
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Dark death wish
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Twinkling psychic
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
mint office puppy
  06/30/25
...
Twinkling psychic
  07/01/25
...
Pale nubile piazza
  07/01/25
lol
transparent spot
  07/01/25
...
Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Buck-toothed Exciting Gunner Native
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
glittery crystalline resort shitlib
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Fragrant depressive
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
marvelous scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Mauve Becky
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Pale nubile piazza
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
submissive headpube
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Twinkling psychic
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
transparent spot
  07/01/25
...
Twinkling psychic
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
😟
elite indirect expression idea he suggested
  07/01/25
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Awkward Sanctuary Associate
  07/01/25
holy shit
Twinkling psychic
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Pale nubile piazza
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
exhilarant slippery halford
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
wine heaven party of the first part
  07/01/25
...
Twinkling psychic
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
indecent parlor
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
wine heaven party of the first part
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Twinkling psychic
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
mind-boggling filthpig
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Stirring scarlet electric furnace range
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Twinkling psychic
  07/06/25
...
indecent parlor
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
excitant dead shrine
  07/06/25
...
vermilion knife
  07/06/25
lol
transparent spot
  07/07/25
wow
Twinkling psychic
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Lilac Curious Main People School Cafeteria

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling site

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency selfie

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Violent Spruce Tattoo Public Bath

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Flirting sable temple feces

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: wine heaven party of the first part

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Ruddy University Old Irish Cottage

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Olive Gas Station

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: infuriating vivacious menage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Vengeful Casino Clown

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: mint office puppy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: harsh fortuitous meteor

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Sinister Meetinghouse Idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Vibrant gold hell

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: infuriating vivacious menage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: harsh fortuitous meteor

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: transparent spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: mint office puppy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Vibrant gold hell

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Tan Generalized Bond Trump Supporter

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: wine heaven party of the first part

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: unhinged school

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: seedy locus personal credit line

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: mint office puppy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: unhinged school

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Lilac Curious Main People School Cafeteria

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: mint office puppy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Jet stead boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: floppy impertinent police squad

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Impressive ticket booth

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bronze Effete Pit

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Impressive ticket booth

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: transparent spot

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Impressive ticket booth

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Shivering Magenta Theatre

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Swollen heady institution masturbator

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: transparent spot

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Contagious Light Lay Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: indecent parlor

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Pearl Son Of Senegal Brunch

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Olive Gas Station

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: mint office puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: harsh fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: vermilion knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Swollen heady institution masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: floppy impertinent police squad

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Emerald racy dog poop gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: comical judgmental windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: rough-skinned giraffe

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: hairraiser national security agency selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Flirting sable temple feces

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Cobalt Odious Abode Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: transparent spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Unholy clear nursing home trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Doobsian international law enforcement agency

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: infuriating vivacious menage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready therapy

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: vermilion knife

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: transparent spot

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Doobsian international law enforcement agency

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bronze Effete Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vermilion knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Dark death wish

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cerise fiercely-loyal home faggotry

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: mint office puppy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Twinkling psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Pale nubile piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: transparent spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Arrogant concupiscible crackhouse mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Exciting Gunner Native

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: glittery crystalline resort shitlib

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fragrant depressive

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: marvelous scourge upon the earth

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Mauve Becky

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Pale nubile piazza

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: submissive headpube

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Twinkling psychic

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: transparent spot

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Twinkling psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: elite indirect expression idea he suggested

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Awkward Sanctuary Associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Pale nubile piazza

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: exhilarant slippery halford

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: wine heaven party of the first part

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Twinkling psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Painfully honest really tough guy whorehouse

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: indecent parlor

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: wine heaven party of the first part

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling filthpig

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: diverse hyperactive garrison sweet tailpipe

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Stirring scarlet electric furnace range

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: indecent parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: excitant dead shrine

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: vermilion knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: transparent spot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Twinkling psychic

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)